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sexylassie2:
Stop being dramatic, you didn't have.

You are also broke.

You couldn't be further from the truth , it's a turn off for some of us ( guys ). If a girl should ask for money prior to sex I'll send her off even if I have billions in my account

I once had a girlfriend who said she wanted to know what semen tasted like , so while we were making love she gave me head until I came in her mouth , she then proceeded to kiss me with a mouth full of my jizz. So yeah I've tasted/ swallowed my jizz and it isn't half as bad as I thought it would be but that would be the first and last time I'll do that.


I have another story crazier and more gross than this but I wouldn't want to share that

Ejima1:
Prayer is also essential

Food is the only essential of the 2 , without food you'll die within a week but you can live a lifetime without prayer or God

Chimezirim121:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA6kHnwuJys
IT'S WRONG TO ALLOW PEOPLE IN MARKET FOR 6 HOURS AND NOT ALLOW PEOPLE IN CHURCH FOR 2 HOURS- OYEDEPO

This man should just shut up

maklelemakukula:
Bob Nesta Marley is nobody's mate please.

Dead or alive

hatbricker:
Nobody come close to Bob Marley.

Bob Marley was to raggae what Michael Jackson was to pop. Anybody who picks any other raggae artist as his/her best doesn't know good raggae songs

dingbang:
and who the fvck did you think I was talking about in my comment? The first daughter or the niece?

In that case the first daughter is 11 and not 15 which still makes you wrong

dingbang:
sense is important bro. Read in between lines, the girl is 15years

You got it twisted , the op mentioned that he got his daughter her first bra and she's 11 , it's the wife's niece who is 15

StephenBB:
Chai...this one weak me

Wetin weak you there , is it the bad grammar or dryness of the joke

Michelle55:
I am interested in the one that escaped.. Abeg where that wan go?

it looks like a harmless garden snake , non venomous

BecomeALandLord:
Nice profile there Joshua.
But you really have to work harder on your punches.

I saw your last two fights against Ruiz and I must say you aren't a finished product yet.


Contact us for genuine Lands/houses in Nigeria within estates.

Ruiz is a heavy hitter with incredible stamina and endurance , he doesn't get knocked down easily. Any boxer would adopt the same tactic Joshua adopted if they want to win

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Take it from me , there's no magical sky daddy at work.

tk4rd:
The final decisions of any man is being influenced most of the time by the opinions of the women in his life.

At every stage in life, the order of importance of the opinions of these women vary a lot.
With this topic, I tried to pinpoint these stages in a man's life and the order of importance of the opinions of these women in his life.
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1. Long Before Marriage.
a. Mother
b. Sisters
c. Girlfriends
..
2. Close To Marriage.
a. Mother
b. Fiancée
c. Sisters
..
3. Immediately Into The Marriage
a. Wife
b. Mother
c. Sisters
..
4. When The Children Are All Grown
a. Wife
b. Daughters
c. Mother
...
...
5. Randy Husband
a. Wife
b. Girlfriend
c. Mother
..
6. Crazy Husband
a. Girlfriend(s).
...
Ok..
This now brings me to the argument about why mothers have a very big opinion in the choosing of life-partners of their sons.
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Assuming that it was a decision that would affect the man alone such as business, place of work, investments, projects and so on, he has the liberty Not to involve anybody, nor seek anybody's opinion, and nobody would say anything about it.
..
But in the case of choosing a life partner, the man's family will definitely be involved. Both families will be involved. Kindreds are involved too.

The man in an attempt to carry his family along, would go to seek his father's opinion. His father would then discuss with his own wife and his other grown children (that is, the man's mother and brothers and sisters).

After that, the man's mother (wife of the man's father) who now knows what the problem of the son is, would now make out time to talk to him in a language he would understand better, which includes knowing more about the lady in question, and having her invited over at the house once or twice for series of one-on-one interactions with her.

And trust me, if the fiancée had not done her homework well, and it happens that the man's mother doesn't like what she sees in the lady, the mother can easily talk her son out of it, and the fiancée's opinion cannot do much at this point because the man's father will support his own wife (the man's mother), and the man in question wouldn't want to be against his father.
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Meanwhile, a woman's family can also reject a man they don't like too., but there must be strong reasons for that to happen.

If a woman's family happens to reject a suitor and the woman went ahead to bring him home, they would reject the bride price openly, and there would not be any marriage rites performed again.

This particular topic about women would be discussed another day anyway.

I am more interested in the men for now.

For most men , their daughters become number one once they are born

LedRock:
This girl goes around insulting people.

The guy actually is brainless for saying people with HIV and Sickle cell disease are walking corpses and you have to understand that she's a sickler ( SS ) too.

So is it state by state they are doing it now or as a whole ?

Nbote:
Whether she was right with d photo or not, atleast everyone understood d point she was trying to make

There's no point to be made if it's founded on lies , logically it even makes her point less authentic

MrBrownJay1:
loan of coarse...

Your reasons please

S

Teccowills:
Green mambas have a greenish yellow belly colour.... Do your research bro. This is a green mamba and very poisonous.

Revel in your ignorance brother

PlayerMeji:
I know you are serious and I also know no snake has the striking speed to strike even 2 times per second. Some snakes have lightning speed and some can strike with incredible speed but the Sooro you mentioned can not strike at per seconds billing..

Lalasticlala apart, how is the lock down over there, jàre...

Things have increased exponentially here oo

Actually the black mamba can strike up to 4 times in a single second

Juliearth:
If there is a 50 percent possibility that its a black mamba, how does that amount to ignorance? Treat this as a case of valid hypothesis and not ignorance.

There's no probability of it being a green mamba , it's a 100℅ it's a garden snake , well why should be arguing with you when you believe it could be a black mamba

tunderoc:
That's no garden snake folks, that's a boomslang even if na garden snake kill am first before checking d name biko

Surely you haven't seen a boomslang

Nigerians are grossly ignorant , not all green snakes are green mambas

VanGun:


Read His Full Biography Here : https://www.prayers.fun/pastor-u-u-dennis/

Why does he look like he's shitting a brick in that third picture

Michelle55:
T

I think I came late to the party

Place outright restrictions on movement

MizMyColi:
New Zealand?

Nigeria?

Electrifying, Beautiful. The lyrics resonate.

What'd you think?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYdfQvZrakM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZJfL8So4VI,

South Africa is the best

missimelda01:
One might be a mistake, 2 and above is unacceptable. Nice response from the man. Let her focus on training her children and leave men alone since it's not working for her.

What if she's a widow , does it still make it unacceptable

KaideeGee:
You had beta have that baby oh
It is beta 2 be guilty of incest dan 2 be guilty of incest and child murder

It's not even incest as they are not related by blood

crackkhaus:
Boo hoo.. The whinging of an obsessive compulsive liar...

You seem to forget you already arranged the chance to come across a man like me...
Now I'm quite thankful I had more important places to be that day, and postpone it.

Knowing what I know now about you, it would have been a total regret and waste of my time.

Both of you should just get a room and leave this thread for others. It's obvious if both of you meet tonight una go knack una self

igbesachick:
my dinner!

no other choices . the only eatery house near the station. it was tucked away in the street in front of the station. i used my own utensil to take this food to my room to enjoy it.

Jesu! Looks like shiite

Righteousness89:
Condolences to the Family left Behind..

As for those who Genuinely Trust in GOD Absolutely ! not in Mouth! or one leg here and one leg there!

Relax yourself! No Panic

This pandemic is not For you!!

So all those who have died didn't trust in your fairy tale God