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Hilarious!

Na real trouble o. See as im dey gbe ja for im life

parislomo:
Dear Kind Teacher,

Please I just hate the way NL appears on my phone (bb curve). . . . Is there any thing WE can do

Dear student,

I've never viewed Nairaland with a blackberry so I don't know how it appears on your phone (bb curve)

Wetin Dickson Etuhu dey do for the team ni tori olorun?. The guy is COMPLETELY USELESS and was our worst player in the world cup IMO. The guy is lazy, lacks positioning, doesn't mark well, cannot win balls in midfield or break up opposing attacks and is the worst passer of the ball.The guy na just waste of space. Sometimes, I wonder if our coaches have eyes at all.

Glad Mikel is making a comeback but dissapointed with the ommission of Apam Onyekachi, Sanni Kaita, Victor Anichebe, Heartland's Batholomew Ibenegbu and the U-17 boys - Ramön Azeez, Abduljeleel Ajagun and Sanni Emmanuel. These boys are in their late 20's/early 30's and not U-17's as they claim. I would have preferred a Sanni Emmanuel to a Joseph Akpala for example.

The officiating of the match wasn't good. The ref lacked positioning and was always in the way of passes during the game.

Happy, the girls qualified sha.

Jeez! Shey na aro abi yabaleft this one escape from?

12large:
why do this siasia guy don't have sense, it seems like he wants to ruin everything he labored for, in 2009 nigeria fired bosso and hired siasia, i said it that he should have rejected that contract, because i knew that he would likely fail because there was no time to do something meaniful, and it came to pass, he failed the excuse was that there was no time. now this guy wants to ruin himself again, how can he accept heartland to do magic in 6months, a team that has sold its best player"stanley okoro" now heartland have already draw at home, and you guys know that in african football is hard to win away. as usual when heartland does not qualify for semi-finals, siasia haters would use that as a reference to bring him down. my message to siasia is to quit heartland now, because he cannot do any magic, their group is very tough and they would no qualify. i just hope that his likely failure with heartland does not stop him from having super eagles job

12large, try give yourself brain nah.

Siasia remains our best indigenous coach and 'fans' favourite to coach the Super Eagles whether Heartland qualifies from the group or not

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How can you refer to Stanley Okoro as Heartland's best player when a certain Batholomew Ibenegu still dons their jersey?

Abeg try check into Yaba left or Aro 

Jeophri:
mehn! em ti en, bad O. i hear say registerd sim no fit do tweaks again. is it true?

If it's true. . .it's one more reason not to register my simsssss

Shuo!

Dem dey install java runtime for phone again?

Wonders shall never cease to happen.

Moving on. . . .

This is akin to running around in circles like a headless chicken.

puskin:
. . . . . .mMm??. . . 1GB download per month freebie in browsing is enuff motivation for me

Lol. . .your mouth like 1GB download limit. knowing you, that one be se u go dey do night vigil everyday.

Kave:
this is to all those who have been scammed by this guy whose thread has been blocked!,

THE MODERATORS SHOULDN'T HAVE BLOCK THE THREAD AT THE FIRST INSTANCE, THEY ARE THE REASON WHY WE GOT SCAMMED BY THIS DUDE,
PLEASE IF YOU ARE AMONG THOSE SCAMMED.LETS MEET UP HERE AND GET THIS GUY,
FROM MY RESEARCH, HIS NAME IS OPATOLA SAMUEL SEGUN, BASED IN OSOGBO, AND I ALSO HAVEHIS DIRECT PHONE NUMBER SINCE THE ONE HE USED WAS ACTUALLY FOR HIS BROTHER,

Blame your gullible & greedy self for getting scammed.

Anyway, thread is unnecessary and hereby locked!

Why this wack mumu cybercoach dey talk to himself? As he gone 'gaga'

Only a dimwit will rate Stanley Okoro as Nigeria's best midfielder.

Hisses and leaves the thread.

Lekki is in Lagos, isn't it?

Moving on. . . .

Check here
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-390631.0.html

Post your problem at the link below
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-158815.3840.html

N5000 free credit will be enough motivation for me to register my line

Thread locked!

Best Nigerian nodder of the ball after Mutiu Adepoju

Today na Stanley Okoro be the most talented Nigerian player, tommorrow na Rabiu Ibrahim, Next tommorrow na Emmanuel Ekpo.

Get a life, clown!

Hmmm. . .dissapointed no one mentioned kaydkay from the Download Any Novel Or Magazine You Want Right Now thread in the Literature Section. The guy ran the most selfless and helpful thread in that section for almost 2 years. Surely he deserves to be on the list ?

@ Dr Kitaun

Question
If a mad man spends so much time online yapping rubbish, what time will he have to walk the streets unclothed and feed from the refuse dumps?

Better make haste and get on with it. . .enough roads and refuse dumps dey for you to cover o

LWKMD. . .Old papa feeling funky.

ROTFLMAO!

_{I nor just get your time. . .I know it gives you a kick and you derive some sort of warped pleasure from it, so I'll let you have the last word}

Ciao!

Kwara United is too good for him.

Wonderful news! Hope he's given a free hand to do what he wants.

Even if dem nor qualify from the group, make dem just beat England for me

12large:
abeg mallam shut up, who told you that we don't have a playmaker. ibrahim and okoro are what. moderators you need to know what kind of mumu mumu people you bring on this sport forums

See Pot calling Kettle black. Thank God you have cool-headed and easy going moderators in this section, otherwise you for don chop ban tire

12large:
ode oshi i ask honeric about musa just to check his personal view on musa, i said i heard so many good stuffs about him, not i have never seen him play mumu. anyway like i said you are a mistake in sper.m and a big goat so arguing with you would make me silly useless bornfool

Lol. . .try as you may, you can't extricate yourself from this one. E don tey wey you don dey misyarn and I don clear your f#ck up openly.

Heed my advice and stick to the romance and Sexuality boards.

Dr Kitaun:
JESUS WEPT !!!

These boys don learn from them master finish o . . .

ROFLMAO!
Na whose master you be?
You think I'm one of those servile or obsequious Nairalanders who worship you? Your M.U.M.U nor get part two, I swear

Nothing wrong with going to school by canoe IMO. It's the common means of transport in riverine villages shey?