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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? by semid4lyfe(m): 6:38am On Jun 25, 2009
I ain't watching any series now cos after watching season 7 of 24, all other series films look like sh*t.
Music/Radio › Re: Are All Rappers Beginning To Sound Like M.i by semid4lyfe(m): 5:59am On Jun 25, 2009
M.I this! M.I that! Una never tire? This M.I obsession is been taken to another different level.
I copped his talk about it album ,listened to it for about a month and threw it somewhere in my crib. Wherever it is, I'm sure it must have gathered enuff dust by now. IMO, The guy is just a confused rapper who doesn't know which line to tow and some1 says other rappers are beginning to sound like him?
Kai! I no fit laugh. So before M.I came out, those rappers weren't rapping abi?
Arrant Nonsense!

If I want to listen to some feel good, danceable rap - I'll go for Naeto C. If I wanna listen to some deep metaphorical ish, its definitely MODENINE .

M.I attempted to be a master of both trades and he failed miserably.
Phones › Re: Phone Section Chat Room by semid4lyfe(m): 1:00am On Jun 25, 2009
@ Iniguy

Its a thin line between rock and country music. Thats why peeps like Kid Rock keep recieving nominations in both categories.
Moreover, I thought rock and country were different genres of music or is there a genre of music called country rock?
Guy, I bin watch 2009 Grammy Awards and I don't recall hearing nominations or winners in the country rock category.
Anyway sha, after all said and said, Taylor Swift sings both country and rock music.

This na chat room abi? So why e come quiet na? Abi, peeps no get gist---LWKMD
Music/Radio › Re: Reuben Abati Vs Banky W: A Must Read! by semid4lyfe(m): 11:39pm On Jun 24, 2009
Jeez! I can't believe someone actually compared 9ice to KING SUNNY ADE.

@ Asha80

U lucky se we no dey the same room or the kain slap wey I for woze u ehn ,
Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by semid4lyfe(m): 6:49pm On Jun 24, 2009
@ 4peace and Just2nice

Thanks 4 the smartmovie player. They are both working perfectly.
Phones › Re: Phone Section Chat Room by semid4lyfe(m): 6:05pm On Jun 24, 2009
@ just2nice

So u've been keeping secrets 4rm me? U're a bod boy o. Which one be minilyrics computer software for displaying lyrics on ttpod player. E be like se I go need am o cos I no go mind make my ttpod player dey display lyrics too and make u throw more light on the modus operandi of the minilyrics pc software

Ehen ehen b4 I 4get, which 1 be RF 2009?
Phones › Re: Phone Section Chat Room by semid4lyfe(m): 5:46pm On Jun 24, 2009
@ Just2nice
U sabi Taylor Swift? Wow! The babe dey sing die. My favourites taylor swift songs are fifteen and tear drops on my guitar. Guy, u get ear for better music. My opinion of u just went WAY-UP.I absolutely love her person and her music.
It seems u like country music so I'll recommend u listen to the country music duo Sugarland. The track 'stay' will absolutely blow you away. The babe Jennifer Nettles has the best voice I've heard in my life.
Make u no 4get to upload and send my application o. I dey wait o ---Oya go and listen to stay by Sugarland and come and thank me again.
Music/Radio › Re: Asa Sings For Guaranty Trust Bank by semid4lyfe(m): 11:56pm On Jun 23, 2009
Wow!
No comment except the song is 'Beautifully Asa'.
It has her unique voice and style--u know, the cool slow tempo style.
In fact no be 9ice go bring us Grammy,na Asa.

E be like se na GTB be the place to be true true. Make dem sha do well shoot better tv advert with the song just like etisalat did with Banky W.
Music/Radio › Re: Reuben Abati Vs Banky W: A Must Read! by semid4lyfe(m): 9:54pm On Jun 23, 2009
Damn! Banky W just earned my respect. His reply was direct and on point without been disrespectful.
Eldee should take a walk in Banky W's shoes. His own reply despite the use of sarcasm sounded too immature and pubescent. I doubt whether Guardian would have published his reply.
Finally,u'all shouldn't go about criticizing the older generation cos I don't think our generation will be any better.
Just take a stroll to the tribalism,secterianism and religion sections of this forum and u'll be shocked by the tribalistic crap spewed by our so called youths.

just my 2cents.
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 8:48pm On Jun 23, 2009
Biko, make we no fight
Instead make we keep am tight
With better pidgin rhyme flow
So make una no throw verbal blow
On top dis thread
Wey get enuff rhymers with plenty pidgin cred
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 3:10pm On Jun 23, 2009
I get illness of malaria
So I bin take small break from dis area
My lapy sef don go for operation
Cos I don carry am go redington
Cos on top am I get guarantee
Wey dey backed by 1yr warranty
So me no go pay money as all service na free
But no le le, rhymes I go still dey spree
For dis our pidgin zone
Even if na to use my phone
So make una no fear
As I no go disappear
For dis pidgin rhyme territory wey no get barrier
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 3:07pm On Jun 23, 2009
To rhyme 4 pidgin no easy
Especially when person dey do am with enuff efizzy
Walahi, I don tire 4 my critics
And all the pidgin rhyme cynics
Dem say I too dey blow grammar
And my rhymes get too much drama
I tell dem se I no be Mary.J.Blige
So their request, I no go oblige
So dis pidgin rhyme, I go still dey do my style
With panache but without guile
So to this pidgin rhyme thread,Me go stay true
Even if my enemies turn green and blue.
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 7:58am On Jun 20, 2009
@ Maedan

I happy se u dey motivated
Cos me still dey captivated
Make u pray to dey elevated
So ur soul go dey uplifted
where my bro ruudie?
Abi e don retire like whoopie?
If na so, dat one na 4 em pocket
Becos here be like Oyingbo market
Wey no get permanent customer
Cos 4 here, all man na redeemer
So dis thread we go deliver
From the pidgin english unbeliever.
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 12:37pm On Jun 19, 2009
Maedan! Maedan! Maedan!
How many times I call ur name?
U neva tire 4 dis game?
Cos me don dey tire
And small time I go retire
But u, u no wan gree
Cos rhymes u still dey spree
I dey admire ur versatility
Wey u spice with creativity
together with ur longevity
Abeg, u fit tell me ur secret
Cos me dey discreet
And I go keep am till I die
U know se me no dey lie
Besides no be today
E don tey
Wey we don know
So na ur line I go dey tow
So make u tell me how
U still dey sustain
Abi u don dey take cocaine?
If na so, make u no get migraine
Anyhow sha,
Small time me go waka
pack and comot
For dis ur pidgin rhyme doormot.
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 9:46pm On Jun 18, 2009
For me na rhyme till infinity
Cos dis na my vicinity
And no be by my ability
But by Baba God magnanimity
Me no go throw in towel
When I no get problem 4 bowel
So make I complete my story
Wey be to Bros Gode' glory
No be se I too holy
And I no get folly
Unlike D.M.T's, dis biz no dey shitty
Cos brain no dey empty
When my rhymes still plenty
But make I take rest
Make others take d test
For dis pidgin rhyme fest
After all, I get better trainin'
Wey go make my presence everlastin'.
Pls, For here no fakin'
No frontin'
No slackin'
And no dullin'
But I no go relent
to dey try cement
My top position
In this naija flow competition.
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 3:00pm On Jun 18, 2009
@ Maedan

Me no dey form innocenty
On top dis pidgin rhyme country
Wey get enuff bounty
The fact be se na u be president
And as u be the incumbent
I go dey show my respect
Becos u dey always circumspect
And ur style come dey reflect
Like shoe wey chop quality polish
So I no go dey rogue-ish
Cos if I no display refinement
U fit put me for solitary confinement.
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 1:56pm On Jun 18, 2009
@ Maedan

Gbosa!No fear, no be gunshot
Na my head dey threaten to explode
E remain small make e implode
On top dis ur ogbonge praise
Cos na my spirit u don raise
No be me, na by em grace
Me no be pidgin rhyme maestro
I just dey kolo like se here na world of kentro
U know se I be fast learner
And like dat gongo aso crooner
For dis land, me dey always steal the show
With my cool original pidgin flow
Even when artists from obodo oyinbo dey present
Cos dem no dey represent
Kai! e be like se muscle pull don catch me 4 mouth
There4, I no fit shouth
But west, east, North or South
I go still dey strut my stuff
And make u no think se I dey bluff
Becos me na man of action
Wey get quick and fast reaction
To every pidgin rhyme situation
based on our cyber interaction
But I go still dey waka 4 ur back
Becos u no be quack
As long as u give me hope
Se u go teach me d rope.
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 10:17am On Jun 18, 2009
Me don bookmark dis thread
Cos e dey sweet me pass agege bread
To enter, some Nairalanders dey dread
Abi dem no get 9ja pidgin cred?
E come be like se I dey on coke
Cos 4 3 days now, I just dey voke
Like se I don get Kolomental craze
And I come dey 4 daze
Like that plantation boy, faze
But no kain, dis pidgin gbedu I go rock together
With Ruudie, my big brother   
And Maedan, my pidgin rhyme mother
In the absence of Rotimy my broken english father
Not forgetting the others
And even the 'magas'
Wey in their own small way don contribute
For dis big oyinbo grammar antidote
Wey we dey distribute
On dis pidgin rhyme mission
In the literature subsection
For nairaland Cyberstation
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 12:43am On Jun 18, 2009
I no dey see vision like Paul Adefarasin
But I don sense se somethin wan happen
On top dis luff thread of rotimy and maedan
Wey ruudie come dey maintain
And me dey try sustain.
Mba o, to bed I no dey retire
Cos My brain dey on fire
and like pirelli, I no dey tire
So I go still dey flow
On top dis pidgin rhyme show
wey be like film trick to my elder bro
But dey fascinate my younger sister so
Sotey she come shout, 'Please give me some mo'
And she talk se I go soon blow
but I come tell am se all na for play and no be for dough
Maedan words come give me strength, vitality and courage
Like se I drink Milo chocolatey beverage
As her yarns make me dey encourage
As she don confirm se I dey on track
Cos my rhymes no dey wack
But rite now e be like sleep don dey nack
As my well of rhymes don get crack
No le le, I still dey come back
For dis my absence, make my rating no drop
Like that white wanna be king of pop
For this pidgin thread, I don already show my class
So me know se I go pass
Even if the rest fail en masse
becos me don chop trainin' from the best of d best
And I don pass the test 
to join de creme de la creme
On top dis thread of strictly 9ja pidgin rhyme .
Phones › Re: Phone Section Chat Room by semid4lyfe(m): 3:05pm On Jun 17, 2009
@ Iniguy

I happy sey u dey feel my flow
Cos e mean se all my work no be 4 show
No be today
E don tey
Wey I dey for dis Nairaland phone section
That one mean se I need no introduction
But make I quick complete the thread mission
And drop all the information
So I dey stop dis my clownin'
As per that ur requested collabo, u're definitely sitting on a long thin'

Back to topic

I own 2 phones : A Nokia N73 and a Nokia 1200 calling machine'
Now I love my N73 and I cuddle it n take it to bed like babes do to their teddy bear.I browse and listen to music on it simultaneously till I fall asleep.
My N73 is fully h.a.c.k.e.d and pimped.I've got a 2GB MC in it and about 800Mb is occupied wt cool songs.
I have opera, bolt, skyfire and ucweb browsers installed on it. For chatting, I've got yamee and ymtiny.
Realplayer is shit, so I got me smartmovie 4.10, coreplayer and divx player to play video files and TTPOD player 3.1 makes me wanna listen to music all the time.
I no dey play with my God and studies, so I've got Kjv bible and Collins English dictionary and I dey take mobireader read all my e-books.
I've got taskman to manage all tasks while xplore 1.32 and y browser dey manage my files.
Me be heavy downloader, so I dey use thormobget and mobRapid dloader.
I come get 1 yeye torchlite apps like that wey dey shine me lite 4 nite.
On some rare ocassions, I play the FIFA 09, Snakes and Brothers at Arms on my phone as I no be games person.
Finally, finally Kaspersky 8.0 dey helep me pursue all viruses
After all said 'n' said, the most important apps on my phone na my opera browsers cos na dem dey power my F.B.T and I wouldn't be on NL without dem cos most of my post on NL have been thru my phone. My mobile messengers are also very important though.

How do I relax?
I no dey do party or club, instead I sit home and watch tv, read novels a lot, listen to news and music when I'm not online on NL and believe it or not I'm a teetotaler.
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 8:42am On Jun 17, 2009
@ Rotimi, Maedan, Ruudie and all the 'Ogbonge' Pidgin Rhymers

No be na wa
Na real wa!
Cos I dey trip for all of una effortless pidgin rhyme
To talk truth, e hard me like se I dey dance pantomime
This my post come be like song wey I dey mime
I know se I no dey make sense
But at least una go feel my essence
So make una no too vex
Because me na jewman for dis kain pidgin flex.
Phones › Re: Phone Section Chat Room by semid4lyfe(m): 8:03am On Jun 17, 2009
@ Aieromon

Project Fame ko
That show no be arrangee so?
Besides which past winner don drop better 9ja flow?
As Omawunmi sef no gree rep 9ja any mo'
As she don dey do S.A kwato
Abegiii, Free me jare
After all, my name no be dare
Why u still dey on my case ?
When u no sabi me 4 face ?
Make u aeiromon try contest
Cos e no get how, u go be d best
As u no dey loose
When u win, all of us go follow u jolly n shak booze
Seun, give me free accomadation for cyberspace
So I must to thank am always
Biko, make u no vex
Cos all these na play-play pidgin flex

Thanks, I saw ur reply to that my post on the Phone RAM thingy. I'll check it out ASAP.

@ Hayprof
How u dey? I don see sey u don dey do F.B.T.

@ Iniguy
Why dont you get the ball rolling ?, after all na u start thread.
Phones › Re: Phone Section Chat Room by semid4lyfe(m): 11:59pm On Jun 16, 2009
@ Iniguy,

E be like se ur thoughts n mine dey on the same track
So I no go talk se dis thread dey wack
I dey pray make dis thread no suffer ill-health
Make Mr Modurator D.C no strike am with em hammer to death
Sorry,ur name na faze?
Cos e be like se u dey 4 daze
abi u don get kolomental craze
because as u dey talk to ur self 4 this chat thread dey fear me
Anyhow sha,yoi shinai yoi kangai
That 1 na japanese
Make I talk am 4 englais
It means good thinking,good topic
Sorry se I dey force my rhyme
But at least I no dey mime
like se I dey dance pantomime
E be like se I don get amnesia
abi na dementia?
cos I don 4get wetin I wan talk next.

Nice thread!
TV/Movies › Re: Jenifa the. blockbuster by semid4lyfe(m): 9:47pm On Jun 16, 2009
@Babe,

I now know u're of limited intelligence. Upon all your yankee status, u still think like an illiterate village girl.
I pity u cos u're obviously a case of 'money miss road'.
Foolish,moronic and mentally retarded slowpoke.
Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 7:59pm On Jun 16, 2009
Walahi,I dey gbadun dis una steeze
I dey feel am pass cool hawaian breeze
I don waka the thread from 'hay' to 'zed'
And e be like se ruudie heart heavy like lead
Make u no worry as ur matter don end
As me be origo luff dokitor,barrister and solicitor
Infact ,I be Queens counsel for luff matter
Only tin be se e go cost u no be small
My office dey 10th floor for city mall 
But u sef, u no dey try
E fit be se ur heavy words dey make her cry
As u don break her heart instead of winning it with ur nuclear luff missiles
So she still dey pick up d pieces
No worry,she just dey do yanga
as she go soon fall 4 u yakata
And una go come marry 'n' live happily ever after
Baba God don show me d big picture
But to actualize am, u go need take my ogbonge luff mixture
So hurry come see me b4 e too late
Cos I dey close office by eight
As I no wan make una case be like that of Leonardo and Kate
Otherwise e go be matter wey market women dey discuss 4 racecourse
And small time e go be matter of national discourse
Me just wan helep u as I be ordained luff 'cementor'
and pencil in the hands of the Almighty Creator.
Phones › Re: Ram Upgrade On Smartphones Such As N73, Others? by semid4lyfe(m): 9:30am On Jun 16, 2009
@ aieromon,

Where u dey run go? Come back here jare.
I need the pro edition of the memory-up ram booster for my Nokia N73.
I'll be watching this thread 4 ur reply.
TV/Movies › Re: Jenifa the. blockbuster by semid4lyfe(m): 4:10am On Jun 16, 2009
@ babe,
I'm trully sorry 4 'shiooing' u but u asked 4 it anyway.
I'll concede one point to u though, and that is the fact that most peeps found it interesting.I don't think any nigerian film in recent times has generated so much interest,talk and hype.Everywhere I went -it was always -se o ti wo Jennifer? and I was always like -se film yen da to be ni ? and the reply was always YES.It was partly because of this and the Nairaland hype that I watched the film.
Well,my opinion of the film defers from the general opinion.
It wasn't original,interesting,entertaining or funny.There were no surprises or twists in the story and it was too damn predictable.Apart from that, the story lacked continuity somewhat.
They tried so hard to be funny I actually found THAT funny -or- is suliya kan,aiyetoro kan ,bigz girls and all the mispronounciation by Jennifer funny? Not to me sha.
Lastly, who told them 'aristo' carrying babes are that ugly?
Try compare Jennifer to classics like Saworide, Ti oluwa ni ile, Thunderbolt (magun) etc and u'll see the difference is 7up n the funny thing is all these films were made way back.
TV/Movies › Re: Jenifa the. blockbuster by semid4lyfe(m): 8:28pm On Jun 14, 2009
Seangurl:
i dont know why a lot of nigerians mostly criticise nigerian movies,,we are supposed to be abe to join our hands together to make the movie industry a better place to be in, well, i rate jenifa 8/10,
So becos its a nigerian film, I shouldn't criticise it if I think its crap and B.S?
Abegiiiiiiiii, free me jare! If my mama soup no sweet, I go tell am se e no sweet.

I know a good film when I see one. Jennifer reminded me of how bad Nigerian films are.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=234554.msg4024826#msg4024826 date=1244933320]OK, d movie is crap undecided, but it sold sha, enough people lyked it, shes(jenifa) now a superstar, so HATE on tongue  tongue tongue tongue[/quote]Yeah rite! and keep on watching your silly, uninteresting  and badly directed blockbuster nigerian movies.

Shioo!
Phones › Re: Why Dont Ladies Ride Okada? They Will Surely Make It! by semid4lyfe(m): 4:27pm On Jun 13, 2009
Grizzly,

U dey sleep waka or wetin? LWKMD (laugh wan kill me die).

Oya, moderator move this thread to where it ought it be.
TV/Movies › Re: Jenifa the. blockbuster by semid4lyfe(m): 8:17am On Jun 13, 2009
The film Jennifer is CRAP. That particular story about a village girl gaining admission into a university and eventually becoming an 'aristo' carrying babe and in the end suffering the consequences of her actions ain't original. I mean, that same story has been told b4 in many home videos.
The only thing on point about the film was jennifer's accent. In short, the film was a classic case of exaggerated acting.
As a film, jennifer didn't cut it for me. All the Tunde Kelani/Mainframe productions are far better IMO.
Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by semid4lyfe(m): 7:45am On Jun 13, 2009
@ Grizzly,my Oga
Shoo!Me no be newbie 4 here na.Me don h.a.c.k my phone tey tey o o and I dey install anything n everything installable on top am. I was just being nutty with my last post.
I don see that ur thread.It spoke in pictures and was very explanatory.
We suppose hook up on YIM sometime to discuss some kain matters of mutual interests.

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