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I ain't watching any series now cos after watching season 7 of 24, all other series films look like sh*t. |
M.I this! M.I that! Una never tire? This M.I obsession is been taken to another different level. I copped his talk about it album ,listened to it for about a month and threw it somewhere in my crib. Wherever it is, I'm sure it must have gathered enuff dust by now. IMO, The guy is just a confused rapper who doesn't know which line to tow and some1 says other rappers are beginning to sound like him? Kai! I no fit laugh. So before M.I came out, those rappers weren't rapping abi? Arrant Nonsense! If I want to listen to some feel good, danceable rap - I'll go for Naeto C. If I wanna listen to some deep metaphorical ish, its definitely MODENINE . M.I attempted to be a master of both trades and he failed miserably. |
@ Iniguy Its a thin line between rock and country music. Thats why peeps like Kid Rock keep recieving nominations in both categories. Moreover, I thought rock and country were different genres of music or is there a genre of music called country rock? Guy, I bin watch 2009 Grammy Awards and I don't recall hearing nominations or winners in the country rock category. Anyway sha, after all said and said, Taylor Swift sings both country and rock music. This na chat room abi? So why e come quiet na? Abi, peeps no get gist---LWKMD |
Jeez! I can't believe someone actually compared 9ice to KING SUNNY ADE. @ Asha80 U lucky se we no dey the same room or the kain slap wey I for woze u ehn , |
@ 4peace and Just2nice Thanks 4 the smartmovie player. They are both working perfectly. |
@ just2nice So u've been keeping secrets 4rm me? U're a bod boy o. Which one be minilyrics computer software for displaying lyrics on ttpod player. E be like se I go need am o cos I no go mind make my ttpod player dey display lyrics too and make u throw more light on the modus operandi of the minilyrics pc software Ehen ehen b4 I 4get, which 1 be RF 2009? |
@ Just2nice U sabi Taylor Swift? Wow! The babe dey sing die. My favourites taylor swift songs are fifteen and tear drops on my guitar. Guy, u get ear for better music. My opinion of u just went WAY-UP.I absolutely love her person and her music. It seems u like country music so I'll recommend u listen to the country music duo Sugarland. The track 'stay' will absolutely blow you away. The babe Jennifer Nettles has the best voice I've heard in my life. Make u no 4get to upload and send my application o. I dey wait o ---Oya go and listen to stay by Sugarland and come and thank me again. |
Wow! No comment except the song is 'Beautifully Asa'. It has her unique voice and style--u know, the cool slow tempo style. In fact no be 9ice go bring us Grammy,na Asa. E be like se na GTB be the place to be true true. Make dem sha do well shoot better tv advert with the song just like etisalat did with Banky W. |
Damn! Banky W just earned my respect. His reply was direct and on point without been disrespectful. Eldee should take a walk in Banky W's shoes. His own reply despite the use of sarcasm sounded too immature and pubescent. I doubt whether Guardian would have published his reply. Finally,u'all shouldn't go about criticizing the older generation cos I don't think our generation will be any better. Just take a stroll to the tribalism,secterianism and religion sections of this forum and u'll be shocked by the tribalistic crap spewed by our so called youths. just my 2cents. |
Biko, make we no fight Instead make we keep am tight With better pidgin rhyme flow So make una no throw verbal blow On top dis thread Wey get enuff rhymers with plenty pidgin cred |
I get illness of malaria So I bin take small break from dis area My lapy sef don go for operation Cos I don carry am go redington Cos on top am I get guarantee Wey dey backed by 1yr warranty So me no go pay money as all service na free But no le le, rhymes I go still dey spree For dis our pidgin zone Even if na to use my phone So make una no fear As I no go disappear For dis pidgin rhyme territory wey no get barrier |
To rhyme 4 pidgin no easy Especially when person dey do am with enuff efizzy Walahi, I don tire 4 my critics And all the pidgin rhyme cynics Dem say I too dey blow grammar And my rhymes get too much drama I tell dem se I no be Mary.J.Blige So their request, I no go oblige So dis pidgin rhyme, I go still dey do my style With panache but without guile So to this pidgin rhyme thread,Me go stay true Even if my enemies turn green and blue. |
@ Maedan I happy se u dey motivated Cos me still dey captivated Make u pray to dey elevated So ur soul go dey uplifted where my bro ruudie? Abi e don retire like whoopie? If na so, dat one na 4 em pocket Becos here be like Oyingbo market Wey no get permanent customer Cos 4 here, all man na redeemer So dis thread we go deliver From the pidgin english unbeliever. |
Maedan! Maedan! Maedan! How many times I call ur name? U neva tire 4 dis game? Cos me don dey tire And small time I go retire But u, u no wan gree Cos rhymes u still dey spree I dey admire ur versatility Wey u spice with creativity together with ur longevity Abeg, u fit tell me ur secret Cos me dey discreet And I go keep am till I die U know se me no dey lie Besides no be today E don tey Wey we don know So na ur line I go dey tow So make u tell me how U still dey sustain Abi u don dey take cocaine? If na so, make u no get migraine Anyhow sha, Small time me go waka pack and comot For dis ur pidgin rhyme doormot. |
For me na rhyme till infinity Cos dis na my vicinity And no be by my ability But by Baba God magnanimity Me no go throw in towel When I no get problem 4 bowel So make I complete my story Wey be to Bros Gode' glory No be se I too holy And I no get folly Unlike D.M.T's, dis biz no dey shitty Cos brain no dey empty When my rhymes still plenty But make I take rest Make others take d test For dis pidgin rhyme fest After all, I get better trainin' Wey go make my presence everlastin'. Pls, For here no fakin' No frontin' No slackin' And no dullin' But I no go relent to dey try cement My top position In this naija flow competition. |
@ Maedan Me no dey form innocenty On top dis pidgin rhyme country Wey get enuff bounty The fact be se na u be president And as u be the incumbent I go dey show my respect Becos u dey always circumspect And ur style come dey reflect Like shoe wey chop quality polish So I no go dey rogue-ish Cos if I no display refinement U fit put me for solitary confinement. |
@ Maedan Gbosa!No fear, no be gunshot Na my head dey threaten to explode E remain small make e implode On top dis ur ogbonge praise Cos na my spirit u don raise No be me, na by em grace Me no be pidgin rhyme maestro I just dey kolo like se here na world of kentro U know se I be fast learner And like dat gongo aso crooner For dis land, me dey always steal the show With my cool original pidgin flow Even when artists from obodo oyinbo dey present Cos dem no dey represent Kai! e be like se muscle pull don catch me 4 mouth There4, I no fit shouth But west, east, North or South I go still dey strut my stuff And make u no think se I dey bluff Becos me na man of action Wey get quick and fast reaction To every pidgin rhyme situation based on our cyber interaction But I go still dey waka 4 ur back Becos u no be quack As long as u give me hope Se u go teach me d rope. |
Me don bookmark dis thread Cos e dey sweet me pass agege bread To enter, some Nairalanders dey dread Abi dem no get 9ja pidgin cred? E come be like se I dey on coke Cos 4 3 days now, I just dey voke Like se I don get Kolomental craze And I come dey 4 daze Like that plantation boy, faze But no kain, dis pidgin gbedu I go rock together With Ruudie, my big brother And Maedan, my pidgin rhyme mother In the absence of Rotimy my broken english father Not forgetting the others And even the 'magas' Wey in their own small way don contribute For dis big oyinbo grammar antidote Wey we dey distribute On dis pidgin rhyme mission In the literature subsection For nairaland Cyberstation |
I no dey see vision like Paul Adefarasin But I don sense se somethin wan happen On top dis luff thread of rotimy and maedan Wey ruudie come dey maintain And me dey try sustain. Mba o, to bed I no dey retire Cos My brain dey on fire and like pirelli, I no dey tire So I go still dey flow On top dis pidgin rhyme show wey be like film trick to my elder bro But dey fascinate my younger sister so Sotey she come shout, 'Please give me some mo' And she talk se I go soon blow but I come tell am se all na for play and no be for dough Maedan words come give me strength, vitality and courage Like se I drink Milo chocolatey beverage As her yarns make me dey encourage As she don confirm se I dey on track Cos my rhymes no dey wack But rite now e be like sleep don dey nack As my well of rhymes don get crack No le le, I still dey come back For dis my absence, make my rating no drop Like that white wanna be king of pop For this pidgin thread, I don already show my class So me know se I go pass Even if the rest fail en masse becos me don chop trainin' from the best of d best And I don pass the test to join de creme de la creme On top dis thread of strictly 9ja pidgin rhyme . |
@ Iniguy I happy sey u dey feel my flow Cos e mean se all my work no be 4 show No be today E don tey Wey I dey for dis Nairaland phone section That one mean se I need no introduction But make I quick complete the thread mission And drop all the information So I dey stop dis my clownin' As per that ur requested collabo, u're definitely sitting on a long thin' Back to topic I own 2 phones : A Nokia N73 and a Nokia 1200 calling machine' Now I love my N73 and I cuddle it n take it to bed like babes do to their teddy bear.I browse and listen to music on it simultaneously till I fall asleep. My N73 is fully h.a.c.k.e.d and pimped.I've got a 2GB MC in it and about 800Mb is occupied wt cool songs. I have opera, bolt, skyfire and ucweb browsers installed on it. For chatting, I've got yamee and ymtiny. Realplayer is shit, so I got me smartmovie 4.10, coreplayer and divx player to play video files and TTPOD player 3.1 makes me wanna listen to music all the time. I no dey play with my God and studies, so I've got Kjv bible and Collins English dictionary and I dey take mobireader read all my e-books. I've got taskman to manage all tasks while xplore 1.32 and y browser dey manage my files. Me be heavy downloader, so I dey use thormobget and mobRapid dloader. I come get 1 yeye torchlite apps like that wey dey shine me lite 4 nite. On some rare ocassions, I play the FIFA 09, Snakes and Brothers at Arms on my phone as I no be games person. Finally, finally Kaspersky 8.0 dey helep me pursue all viruses After all said 'n' said, the most important apps on my phone na my opera browsers cos na dem dey power my F.B.T and I wouldn't be on NL without dem cos most of my post on NL have been thru my phone. My mobile messengers are also very important though. How do I relax? I no dey do party or club, instead I sit home and watch tv, read novels a lot, listen to news and music when I'm not online on NL and believe it or not I'm a teetotaler. |
@ Rotimi, Maedan, Ruudie and all the 'Ogbonge' Pidgin Rhymers No be na wa Na real wa! Cos I dey trip for all of una effortless pidgin rhyme To talk truth, e hard me like se I dey dance pantomime This my post come be like song wey I dey mime I know se I no dey make sense But at least una go feel my essence So make una no too vex Because me na jewman for dis kain pidgin flex. |
@ Aieromon Project Fame ko That show no be arrangee so? Besides which past winner don drop better 9ja flow? As Omawunmi sef no gree rep 9ja any mo' As she don dey do S.A kwato Abegiii, Free me jare After all, my name no be dare Why u still dey on my case ? When u no sabi me 4 face ? Make u aeiromon try contest Cos e no get how, u go be d best As u no dey loose When u win, all of us go follow u jolly n shak booze Seun, give me free accomadation for cyberspace So I must to thank am always Biko, make u no vex Cos all these na play-play pidgin flex Thanks, I saw ur reply to that my post on the Phone RAM thingy. I'll check it out ASAP. @ Hayprof How u dey? I don see sey u don dey do F.B.T. @ Iniguy Why dont you get the ball rolling ?, after all na u start thread. |
@ Iniguy, E be like se ur thoughts n mine dey on the same track So I no go talk se dis thread dey wack I dey pray make dis thread no suffer ill-health Make Mr Modurator D.C no strike am with em hammer to death Sorry,ur name na faze? Cos e be like se u dey 4 daze abi u don get kolomental craze because as u dey talk to ur self 4 this chat thread dey fear me Anyhow sha,yoi shinai yoi kangai That 1 na japanese Make I talk am 4 englais It means good thinking,good topic Sorry se I dey force my rhyme But at least I no dey mime like se I dey dance pantomime E be like se I don get amnesia abi na dementia? cos I don 4get wetin I wan talk next. Nice thread! |
@Babe, I now know u're of limited intelligence. Upon all your yankee status, u still think like an illiterate village girl. I pity u cos u're obviously a case of 'money miss road'. Foolish,moronic and mentally retarded slowpoke. |
Walahi,I dey gbadun dis una steeze I dey feel am pass cool hawaian breeze I don waka the thread from 'hay' to 'zed' And e be like se ruudie heart heavy like lead Make u no worry as ur matter don end As me be origo luff dokitor,barrister and solicitor Infact ,I be Queens counsel for luff matter Only tin be se e go cost u no be small My office dey 10th floor for city mall But u sef, u no dey try E fit be se ur heavy words dey make her cry As u don break her heart instead of winning it with ur nuclear luff missiles So she still dey pick up d pieces No worry,she just dey do yanga as she go soon fall 4 u yakata And una go come marry 'n' live happily ever after Baba God don show me d big picture But to actualize am, u go need take my ogbonge luff mixture So hurry come see me b4 e too late Cos I dey close office by eight As I no wan make una case be like that of Leonardo and Kate Otherwise e go be matter wey market women dey discuss 4 racecourse And small time e go be matter of national discourse Me just wan helep u as I be ordained luff 'cementor' and pencil in the hands of the Almighty Creator. |
@ aieromon, Where u dey run go? Come back here jare. I need the pro edition of the memory-up ram booster for my Nokia N73. I'll be watching this thread 4 ur reply. |
@ babe, I'm trully sorry 4 'shiooing' u but u asked 4 it anyway. I'll concede one point to u though, and that is the fact that most peeps found it interesting.I don't think any nigerian film in recent times has generated so much interest,talk and hype.Everywhere I went -it was always -se o ti wo Jennifer? and I was always like -se film yen da to be ni ? and the reply was always YES.It was partly because of this and the Nairaland hype that I watched the film. Well,my opinion of the film defers from the general opinion. It wasn't original,interesting,entertaining or funny.There were no surprises or twists in the story and it was too damn predictable.Apart from that, the story lacked continuity somewhat. They tried so hard to be funny I actually found THAT funny -or- is suliya kan,aiyetoro kan ,bigz girls and all the mispronounciation by Jennifer funny? Not to me sha. Lastly, who told them 'aristo' carrying babes are that ugly? Try compare Jennifer to classics like Saworide, Ti oluwa ni ile, Thunderbolt (magun) etc and u'll see the difference is 7up n the funny thing is all these films were made way back. |
Seangurl:So becos its a nigerian film, I shouldn't criticise it if I think its crap and B.S? Abegiiiiiiiii, free me jare! If my mama soup no sweet, I go tell am se e no sweet. I know a good film when I see one. Jennifer reminded me of how bad Nigerian films are. [quote author=BABE! link=topic=234554.msg4024826#msg4024826 date=1244933320]OK, d movie is crap , but it sold sha, enough people lyked it, shes(jenifa) now a superstar, so HATE on [/quote]Yeah rite! and keep on watching your silly, uninteresting and badly directed blockbuster nigerian movies.Shioo! |
Grizzly, U dey sleep waka or wetin? LWKMD (laugh wan kill me die). Oya, moderator move this thread to where it ought it be. |
The film Jennifer is CRAP. That particular story about a village girl gaining admission into a university and eventually becoming an 'aristo' carrying babe and in the end suffering the consequences of her actions ain't original. I mean, that same story has been told b4 in many home videos. The only thing on point about the film was jennifer's accent. In short, the film was a classic case of exaggerated acting. As a film, jennifer didn't cut it for me. All the Tunde Kelani/Mainframe productions are far better IMO. |
@ Grizzly,my Oga Shoo!Me no be newbie 4 here na.Me don h.a.c.k my phone tey tey o o and I dey install anything n everything installable on top am. I was just being nutty with my last post. I don see that ur thread.It spoke in pictures and was very explanatory. We suppose hook up on YIM sometime to discuss some kain matters of mutual interests. |
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, but it sold sha, enough people lyked it, shes(jenifa) now a superstar, so HATE on