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@ Maedan

My own principle for NL, na read more, post less
Becos many topics dey very controversial 'n' baseless
Added to that, many of the posters dey useless
Becos dem true intention na to cause rancour and tension
Dem plenty 4 racism, culture, politics & religion section
Many of those topics no worth to click reply
Becos u know se soon, na insults dem go apply
Moreover, common sense scarce & dey in short supply
So generally, I go just read and waka pass
And say to myself 'plenty go school, but no enter class'.

@ Maedan

I say make I go investigate
Before I come here & adjudicate
On that your~hmmm~sordid affair
Wey dey involve u & that babe tpia
O Girl, I surprise and I no go fit shouth
But walahi, u get wicked yabis for mouth
And as you don reveal to me your true colour
I go ensure our interaction dey without rancour
So u no go come yab me finish
And make my small tin-tinrin rep diminish
Even sef una fight don improve my vocabulary
Although I still dey find better dictionary
Wey carry words like 'wiggermaniac' & 'bitchtoad'
But u sef, by now u suppose don decode
Se no be evrytime person dey draw sword
Becos sometimes silence dey effective pass plenty word.


Just my 2cents.

@ Maedan


Shuo!Who be dat babe wey dey cause u trouble?
Abi, she no know se u be iron lady wey no dey fumble?
Imagine the kain stupid audacity and yeye nerve
Abegii, give her the kain punishment wey she deserve
Na em she go take know se u and her no be mate
Infact, For dis nairaland too many people dey playa hate
Me dey look past them like se dem no dey exist
Becos if I siddon tackle dem, their stupidity go dey persist
Dat na why I no dey enter some kain nairaland section
Becos those places dey filled with people with frustration
Look- nairaland get am plenty for people of all sort
Some dey respectful and refined while many dey uncouth
And whether we like am or not, people go everly misyarn
Walahi, If I be seun, I for don give many of those people ban.

Lol - laughing out loud
Lmao - laughing my ass off

Na wa o! Nairalander's and their love of sexist threads.

@ nex

Nice one there! U sure broke down the pidgin lingo.

The best novel to come out of Africa - 'Things Fall Apart' by Chinua Achebe.

This should be the 5th time I'm reading it.

No be na wa, Na real wa!

This much romance in a village love story? Unbelievable!

Walahi, dis country don tire me
Nothin wey man pikin no go see
PHCN just dey go from bad to worse
Buying of generator fuel don dry my purse
Dem masses just dey die of hunger
Even sef Gani shout sotey em catch cancer
Dis thing no be joking matter
Anyhow sha, I know se things go better
Make all man just continue to dey pray
Becos I know se we go soon see a brighter day

@ Ravenzord

You dey there dey shouth south south
If JTF show una go shut una mouth
No be just to wear bullet belt and carry gun
Becose me know se una real intention na to con
BTW, I dey feel 4 una over all the damage
Caused by environmental degradatn & oil spillage
Infact oil companies suppose dey pay una compensation
But my guy, kidnapping no be the solution
Becos the more una dey use brute force
The more problems una go dey cause
Although I understand una reason
Make una rmbr se everything get em time 'n' season
So make una sheath una swords
And meditate on dis my WISE words.

@ Ravenzord

You dey there dey shouth south south
If JTF show una go shut una mouth
No be just to wear bullet belt and carry gun
Becose me know se una real intention na to con
BTW, I dey feel 4 una over all the damage
Caused by environmental degradatn & oil spillage
Infact oil companies suppose dey pay una compensation
But my guy, kidnapping no be the solution
Becos the more una dey use brute force
The more problems una go dey cause
Although I understand una reason
Make una rmbr se everything get em time 'n' season
So make una sheath una swords
And meditate on dis my WISE words.

@ Toyosi20

Dis one wey u just dey re-appear dey dissapear
I hope se no be se u dey fear
Becos we no dey pursue anyone 4 here
Shey ur work no dey stress u too much sha?
Becos e be like se ur mind dey far-far
Remember, all work 'n' no play dey make pesin dull
So make u show face 4 here come helep us play dis pidgin football.

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@ Schofield007

Wetin u need to learn pidgin rhyme na absolute devotion & dedication
Besides rmber se little drops of water, na em dey build mighty ocean
For dis your last post, u throway some rhyme
So I don see am se u go become expert in no time
Make u just take your PR 1O1 lesson with all seriousness
And u go soon develop 'acquired pidgin rhyming madness' (lol)
@ Ravenzord

I no complain I just dey try explain
All my frustration, dissapointment and pain
But I happy se u don tell me your true intention
Becos when I become president, I go put u 4 detention
Me no want militant for my campaign team
Becos my electoral victory chances go dey dim
Abi u think se na to carry gun dey snatch ballot box
Look - me dey as clever as tortoise & as wily as a fox
So your plans to kidnap me 4 my house go fail
Like se u go fit hold eel by the tail
See - I no dey contest to chop & embezzle money
I just wan make naija better make e dey sweet like honey

N.B. Abeg, all na joke o .

@ Schofield007

For dis your pidgin talk, u try small
Even though u no rhyme at all
The pidgin love rhymes for here dey very tight
And as dem no dey protected by copyright
U no need to pay any monetary cost or copyright fee
So make u carry any rhyme wey u like go toast your warri wife to be
After all, the best things for life dey free
Make u just come back tell us whether she gree or she no gree.

Na wa o! Everybody dey claim 'weirdo'.
E be like se na em be the cool thing now.

I just finished reading Rememberance by Danielle Steele last nite.

I'll be starting on Jeffrey Archer's False Impressions today.

This thread just dey grow like se na by magic
At all, at all, the rhymers for here no dey lethargic
See as the thread just dey increase in popularity
Becos everybody get dis pidgin rhyme ability
Some people dey tell me se to rhyme for pidgin too hard
I come dey tell dem se make person no try at all, na em bad
After all oyinbo talk se perfection dey come from constant practice
So if dem try this pidgin rhyme thingy, na sure banker as dem no fit miss

Wetin be dis one wey I dey see?
Cos to me, e be like invasion by dem nairaland netcee
Well, nothin spoil as long as una do am the pidgin way
Just remember se for here we no dey throw mud or clay
Infact the athmosphere 4 here na dat of peace
So biko make una no turn here to place of diss
I just sey make I intimate una with our laws
So una no go steer dis our pidgin ship off course
Finally, finally- mailmalc and ravenzord, una welcome
For the rhymes wey una drop, I say well-done
More grease n power to una elbow
Oya, make una lead the way make we follow.

@ Maedan

Na your wish be my command
Therefore I go accede to your demand
And leave the ipod matter for where e dey
Make u just keep faith and continue to dey pray
Just remember, 1 day for owner, evryday 4 thief
So the person go soon meet em waterloo & fall off from edge of cliff.

@ Maedan

I just say make I console u my sista
So your mind go dey at rest and u no go dey bitter
The root cause of all this kain thing na poverty
Or wetin concern person with anoda man property?
Remember se na condition dey make crayfish bend
But one day the crayfish go enter pot & meet a hot pepper soup end. (LWKMD)

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