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raumdeuter:
Blueraydick, even slots in the travel entourage would be sold as Canadian visa for people wey get money

E.g drop 20m and get Canadian visa on CDS entourage

You no lie.

I don encounter such for some whatsapp and telegram groups.

BlueRayDick:
https://www.nairaland.com/8344327/disregard-malicious-allegations-canada-visa



So Ribadu told Canada to go to hell because the Chief of defence staff wanted to join body with Military athletes going for the Invictus Game in Canada and they denied him visa. Na wa o.

Our top men/leaders no get any iota of shame at all. Imagine the nonsense reason they gave for his inclusion into the delegation sef; dem say his presence will add mental strength to our troops like say na war dem wan go fight there. Why can't he go and give the real troops fighting Lakurawa and Boko Haram in Northwest and Northeast respectively that mental strength?

I even thought he was reschedule for a very important official assignment involving other country's top military chiefs and was denied visa ni. So he was denied visa for trying to go waste naija money on estacode for a sporting event and Nuhu Ribadu the NSA dey convulse like say na matter of national emergency. Shior!

Na normal thing.

I wonder what you'll say when you learn that politicians; Senators, HOR members, sports commissioners, deputy governors, governors etc are always included in the NFF/Sports Ministry delegation accompanying the Super Eagles and other National footballs team squads to prosecute matches outside the shores of Nigeria.

Nigeria is a really weird place.

The effect of the dangote vs NNPC fuel viral video

https://x.com/chude__/status/1891130728521293917/video/1

Update on Expelled UNIZIK student

Linda Ikeji just posted a new video of the UNIZIK student and Lecturer which appears to show the lecturer grabbing the bodice of the student's dress with the student struggling valiantly to free herself.

The person who shared the video also claims UNIZIK is calling her parents and asking her to do a video apology and they'll take her back.

Make una watch.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DGIgbTYtKr6/?igsh=YzljYTk1ODg3Zg==

GloriousGbola:
You need to periodically replace your carburator. This will immediately increase your run hours per liter.

Also you need to periodically clean your carburator. There is a spray for this

Then your spark plugs

And your oil.

There are multiple variables that affect generator run time - to the point where you can only do an accurate test with a brand new generator

So why was that dude obtaining 17 and 30 minutes runtime respectively on 1 litre fuel in the two brand new "I Pass My Neighbour" Generators?

Was the test staged and the result predetermined?

TrebleChamp:
1tr fuel on i pass my neighbour gen should last like 3hrs or more and not 17 and 30 plus minute...

Dey there make AI dey wear you pant.

Nigerian filling stations typically under-dispense and what a buyer gets for a litre of fuel is about 0,75 litre.

Even without metre tampering, a full litre of fuel will not power a "I Pass Your Neighbour Generator" for 3 hours without any load. Na by luck e go reach 1 hour.

Na real life experience I dey talk, no be theory.

BlueRayDick:
NNPC has threatened to sue anybody doing this kind of paid PR that portrays their PMS being of lower quality going forward.

https://x.com/nnpclimited/status/1890714369786282447?s=46

Personally I believe the video is a paid PR because I buy fuel form both NNPC and Ardova Petroleum that sells Dangote PMS. I don't see any difference in the longevity in PMS gotten from the two different sources. Either inside generator or inside car, the PMS from both sources burn the same way.

All we are seeing is fierce competition between the two major competitors and innocent/ignorant consumers are willingly making themselves pawn in the game

I have read that NNPC statement.

NNPC is basically saying that the NNPC fuel used in that longevity test obtained from a NNPC retail station was supplied by Dangote Refinery.

So in essence, the longevity test conducted by that guy was basically Dangote Fuel vs Dangote Fuel, and not NNPC fuel.

This begs the question, if the fuel was sourced from Dangote Refinery. why is NNPC retailing it more expensive than MRS and Ardova?

Anyways, I like this kind of competition. Long may it continue and benefit us ultimately.

Akinlot:
Did you notice that the fuel from MRS was more? That's in addition to selling substandard fuel, NNPC has tampered with their meter.

I noticed the difference in "volume height" of the fuels but I attributed it to difference in circumference of the two bottles.

My own is why is Dangote fuel yellow after he brandished a colourless sample as the fuel produced from his refinery and portrayed it to be of the highest purity, grade and quality?

In that video, Dangote fuel colour was even darker than that of NNPC.

Odunayaw:
Eh, Zamalek is bigger than SE ni

Upgrade in terms of working structure, system, a better remuneration and salary which is paid regularly.

BlueRayDick:
Nigerian federal government is useless and shameless Sha!

The Binanace guy makes an allegation and name dropped principal actors in how he was detained illegally, his fundamental human rights trampled upon, he was denied prompt medical care (even tho he's not a prisoner of war), and demands for bribe was made by representatives of the federal government.

Due to the weight nature of the allegation, a reasonable and responsible government would've launched an investigation in order to bring any of the named culprit to book.

Instead, they are waiving the allegation aside and just telling the Nigerian public that knows how corrupt they are to "disregard the allegations" 🤦‍♂️

Baba, you want the government to stage a facade and go through the rigmarole of setting up a committee to investigate allegations that will amount to nothing and no culprits being brought to book at the end?

Pray tell, VDM-Bobrisky prison allegations and the HOR investigation, what was the outcome?

What of the allegation of the Nigerian Army conducting secret illegal abortions in the North-East and the subsequent investigation by the National Human Rights Commission?

Lekki Toll gate shooting and the investigations nko?

Etc etc

Abeg, e better as FG die the case and no investigate because it'd amount to a waste of taxpayers money.

A person cannot be a judge in his own case, and in any case, discerning Nigerians already know the truth.

A40:
Schools have really softened up. Nigerian unis of mid to late 00s her gown and cap go don ready. She don turn graduate be that

She was expelled yesterday, 14th February. A befitting valentine gift IMO.

A guy has appeared on social media claiming to be her former mentor saying she has anger and attitudinal issues, and
it's the reason he broke up with her.

By the way, I think it's a good thing that schools have softened up. The old days no be am at all.

Someone finally did a longevity comparison of Dangote and NNPC fuel.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGEws60K5OC/?igsh=YzljYTk1ODg3Zg==

Might be paid PR by Dangote but his fuel ran for much longer.

Make una watch.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]This one fit bite prikkk comot oh.

Mentors should tread with caution [/color]

It'd make the mentoring more worthwhile and fulfilling.

Recommended reading - The Taming of the Shrew by William Shakespeare

Na only private university fit graduate her now

But

Before then make she try get therapy for poor impulse control, emotional outburst and extreme anger.

[quote author=BlueRayDick post=134131772]Orisirisi online in-laws sha 😒

I don't think 2face should go scot free - Morayo Brown

Just look at the kind energy this one dey put into someone else's private life affair 🤷‍♂️. Na wa o

Idibias Divorce Saga: I don’t think 2Face should go Scot free — OAP Morayo roars

📹: @tvcnewsng pic.twitter.com/lq12RkZSiG

— Instablog9ja (@instablog9ja) February 13, 2025

wait shebi na this woman talk on TV say she no fit allow her hubby bathe her daughter and later apologized tearfully?

[quote author=BlueRayDick post=134123414]2face don propose to Natasha o. Online in-laws go tear 2face apart in the coming weeks


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCjTv4OhOs

Complete video

2face don propose o 😂 pic.twitter.com/tH9O78OIc0

— OTUNBA (@ManLikeIcey) February 13, 2025

feminists on X

"Marriage is not for everyone, and that’s okay."

"Marriage is not a woman’s biggest achievement—self-fulfillment is."

A man is not an achievement

etc etc

But In real life, the rich, successful, socially connected, powerful and fulfilled ladies still go aww and gush over a proposal and being engaged

The other day it was Ife DANG and now it's Natasha Igbinedion.

I know say everybody get agenda on X but in all just get sense so you go fit filter the sound opinions from nonsense.

AbokiWam:
It has to be condescending..

Cause the girl was stupid standing directly in the path of the door..

There was a door immediately after.

You shouldnt be obstructing movement because of a senseless video.

Gen Z have lost all their senses.

Those 1980 days ..

They no born you well to ask your ordinary ss3 senior "who does he think he is"...they go kill you for your mama

These girls no de get respect again and na men I blame

Baba, dey calm down o. Life no be war.

I'll have handled it differently if I were in his shoes by standing my ground in front of the student and told her in a firm and authoritative tone, "Excuse me young lady, you're obstructing my path" and the girl would have been so apologetic and be like "Oh I'm so sorry sir, I didn't see you coming" and scurried away. .. . ... and that would have been the end of it.

I don re-watch the video and it seems to me the lecturer stretched out his hand to touch her even before he reached her, and the way he said the "excuse me" suggests that it was calculated and intentional.

I dey the university system and I sabi this playbook wella.

Predatory lecturers dey use am establish contact, build familiarity and later "chyke" babes wey enter their eyes.

E get one wey happen to my friend. Him dey class dey teach and as his senior colleague dey waka pass, hin detour enter the class and picked out a babe wearing a top and a biker short for being "inappropriately" dressed and violating the dress code.

He sent her out and went on to give the class a pep talk about dressing etiquettes and all.

My friend later gist me say the lecturer straff the babe.

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Those 1980 days you so glowingly refer to were days of terror and is partly responsible for the violent nature of many Nigerians because violence was normalized, accepted and used as a weapon of subjugation in schools.

Seniors oppressing juniors in schools, lecturers oppressing students in university. and it was extended to the larger society.

Na from those 1980 days e start.

The lecturers words and actions, the "excuse me" and the "accompanying touch" on her back were condescending and dismissive.

E come be like say dem get history or he don dey eye the babe, and did that to establish contact and build familiarity to chyke her later.

Still, the babe overreacted and went too far.

Amigoss:
Ahhh,this wan go far

Na 2baba be the real BlueRayDick

Veteran entertainment journalist Stella Dimorkokus is reporting that Hon. Natasha Igbinedion is pregnant for 2baba

?

iamoyindamola:
It was stated MRI is accurate 99% until 17 years then it can't determine the person's age
You are still arguing blindly

You dey change mouth on this MRI issue because you finally googled and read it is 99% accurate, olodo

From day one, I maintained that the MRI wrist scan is a reliable method to determine the ages of U-17's and opined that Nigerian players that participated at the FIFA U-17 world cup from 2013 onwards are using their real ages because they passed the strict MRI test administered by FIFA.

I even name-dropped players like Victor Osimhen, Samuel Chukwueze, Kelechi Iheanacho, Kelechi Nwakali, Taiwo Awoniyi etc as players who passed through that pipeline and underwent MRI testing and are still actively playing today.

You discredited the MRI testing and countered my posts with nothing but conjecture and age speculation based on your bias and prejudice against Nigerian-born players.

Every chance you got, you jeered, snickered and pilloried me for my take on the MRI age test even in unrelated issues like the portable assault case.

Still, in your penchant for dropping opata takes, you ignorantly alluded to the machine being manipulated, bypassed like say person go open hin wrist and rearrange the bone wey dey inside, and even shockingly compared it to a polygraph lie test

Now, you are dropping phrases like, "it is only accurate until 17 years" like say na novel discovery

Pray tell, did I ever post that MRI wrist scan can be used to determine the age of players who are 17 years and above?

Try dey read and comprehend before you post.

Anyways, my job here is done as I don make you believe in MRI U-17 age test. 👍

Love and light

Sayonara .

iamoyindamola:


You are so confident in this MRI machine, same machine that pass okoro aka little messi or the same one that pass taiye taiwo
You haven't drop any proof to validate your claim

Olodo

No be only Taiye Taiwo, na Keiye Kehinde

I knew it was only a matter of time before your folly was exposed.

You clearly know zilch about the MRI age scan.

FIFA introduced MRI age scan in 2012 and it was used for the first time to screen players at the 2013 FIFA U-17 World cup.

Stanley Okoro and Taiye Taiwo played U-20 world cup (1999 & 2005 respectively) and never played at the U-17 level for Nigeria.

The rest is left unsaid for you to connect the dots......if you can

BlueRayDick:
Baba we no dey believe all those fusion of distal radius and circuference for here jor

Ehn leave me na.

Shebi I dey on my own dey mind my business before you come poke me

BlueRayDick:
Na why I dey laugh oga Semid who thinks people wey dey pass MRI scan with small body are below 17 😂

Actually, the jokes on you.

What part of it's not about body size but the degree of fusion of the distal radius bone in the wrist do you not understand?

That guy as small as him be, go fail MRI age scan, if he's 17 years and above.

iamoyindamola:
That MRI thing still they funny me, either semid4lyfe is joking or he want to trust machine that can be altered or outsmart
Same way people hack machine or bypass polygraph

Hack ko, bypass ni.

Baba, talk wetin you know and stop dropping movie-inspired innuendos.

Shey na drugs you think say the MRI machine dey scan for in this case?

And your comparison of a polygraph test to an MRI U-17 age scan is so obtuse.

I understand your prejudices and biases are cast in stone and you cannot learn, relearn and unlearn, but still, do better guy.

BlueRayDick:
I think portable needs to do jail even if it's just 1 year sentence ; that's the only way he will learn how to behave like a proper human being. If he's let go off the hook this time around, he will do worse next time.

💯

His sh!t was entertaining when he started but now it's annoying and he's constituting a nuisance.

But 1 year ti poju, 6 months go dey okay.

That Sir Dickson @Wizarab10 guy on X cracks me up sometimes

A lady posted on X

Whoever designed Flo app really knows and loves women…
The app is really telling me everything I am currently feeling, from the headaches down to the bloating..

A 10/10 app❤️💎…

He quoted the lady's post and replied sarcastically

Thank God for feminists.

Sorry, it was created by a Man in 2015. A time when women were not allowed to go to school due to misogyny and systemic subjugation of women.

I have been laughing since. Aah ah, kilode, se ogun ni aye ni?

@afrodoc2,

Wifey bin dey give me the story of Nkubi and she said the guy's parents are normal and he's the only dwarf amongst his siblings.

I dey argue with am say, e no possible that one of the parents must be a dwarf.

Is it possible for two normal people to have a dwarf child?

Chai, I've literally rolling on the floor laughing at the last few comments.

Make I just clarify...

The major reason we (my brother and sisters) agreed to "re-bury" our grandpa was to pave the way to give popsy a decent burial in the future.

We wanted to avoid the obstacles and encumbrances the community could place in our path on account of the "dishonourable" burial of grandpa

That's the reason we went along with it. and not the spiritual angle emphasized by momsy.

afrodoc2:
No. They are just very lucky.

Dwarfism is usually inherited in an autosomal dominant manner, meaning the sex chromosomes are not involved and the sex of the parent does not matter.

The child of a dwarf parent and normal parent has a 50% chance of being a dwarf.

The child of 2 dwarf parents has a 75% chance of being a dwarf.

The sex of the dwarf parent does not matter because the genetic issues that usually cause dwarfism are not on the X or Y chromosomes.

Wow!

The man is one very lucky effer.

Thanks, I've learnt something new.

Ibime:
He must be a wicked man to make 2 of his grandchildren run mad because of burial

Bros ye, what if I told you there were rational reasons for their behaviour?

My cousin that disappeared in Okitipupa and was later found in Oshodi was kidnapped on his way to work. He was kept in the kidnapper's hideout for months with little food and water with the intention to use him for rituals.

Their jazzman found him unsuitable so they abandoned him and dropped him off in Lagos while wearing rags and no means of communication

As for my niece in school, it was later discovered that she was into hard drugs and at some point her brain snapped and couldn't cope with the effects hence her kolo display.

When we told mumsy, her response was, "the spiritual controls the physical and they were spiritual attacks manifesting physically".

Melvyn11:
Harsh

Dwarfism is more in the male gene I believe.

If the man was normal and the wife was the dwarf they probably wouldn't have had any dwarf kids.

The Head of Security of my former church, a retired army officer is married to a dwarf woman.

They have 4 kids and all of 'em are normal