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What a remarkable way to end the year. Congratulations to liveLongNprospa and raumdeuter.

And for the rest of us, may this government eventually favour us.

BlueRayDick:
Career switch ayé! 😲

She abandoned her PhD for OnlyFans

https://gazettengr.com/famous-computer-scientist-zara-dar-abandons-phd-to-join-porn-site-onlyfans/

Interesting

Asking someone to sub DSTV for you?

Don't know whether to call it misplaced priorities or abuse of friendship

Chai. guys in this thread are unforgiving.

Na so dem go dey play your tape for you every time.

TheSuperNerd:
Eguavoen is obsolete. Still living in the past.

And I find that worrisome.

How can a national team coach vote Messi as the world's best footballer in 2024?

It only means he's not following the game keenly and is still stuck in the stone ages

Danielnino00:
Only two volunteers so far.... this is not encouraging at all... we need at least 6more volunteers.
I've decided to extend the deadline to Sunday.. If by Sunday, we don't get at least 3 more volunteers, I might go back to the previous format of selecting committee members. either way, we have to ensure that the award hold this year ...

Hello sir.

My mentions are a mess. I'm following the thread and your posts.

Pls tag me when the actual voting thread is up so it can be pushed to the homepage.

seankafor:
it surprises me say the award winner 🏆 no leak like balon d'Or own

Cos hakimi and his goons attended, they staged a walkout after lookman was pronounced winner 🏆

For real. I was scared it'd be rigged against Lookman.

Especially when I read Hakimi was coming to Morocco in a private jet in the company of the PSG president, Nasser Al Khelaifi.

I thought NAF had probably made CAF an offer it couldn't refuse and part of the conditions was giving Hakimi the AFPOTY ward.

If you can. die any matter before e reach police station.

Those guys no be better people, all of them.

Even their ogas wey no dey field anymore and now sit in cozy offices.

That's why it irks me when all those twitter police PROs tweet as if dem be better persons and dem no know the criminality that exists in their organisation.

Funnily enough. many of dem don bring curses upon their kids and unborn generations because of the atrocities they have committed.

Recently, my wife was telling me about her friend who has been married for 6 years but is childless.

As the wife dey waka, she jam Alfa wey tell am say the problem is from her husband's family, specifically the father who was a policeman who committed many atrocities on the job but there was a particular case he handled and framed a young man (an only son) for a crime, and despite the pleas of his aged mother, executed the guy.

The mother cursed him that since he has taken her only son, his lineage would die off from his children and he would never have grandchildren.

Coincidentally, his two daughters are both married but childless while his only son is mentally unbalanced.

BlueRayDick:
O'l boy!

The guy obviously just decide to hibernate in ur area while going outside to cause people serious pain as part of his daily job. I guess if that guy had not casted him, u wouldn't have known.

The funny thing is if some Yahoo boy or tech bro park come una side, he will be sending his colleagues to come and raid there and u will never know he's the one behind such incident.

These guys do not live in the skies.

They live within and amongst us, and are our neighbours.

The funny thing is, I've never seen this my neighbour in police uniform. He's always fashionably decked in casuals especially jeans and t-shirts/polo with his signature papa's cap.

In fact, until my friend casted him, I thought he was a car dealer cos once in a while, he'll bring a tokunbo car into the compound, park it and after a while, it'd be gone.

This year alone, he's brought an RX 350, Toyota Sienna and Acura MDX into the compound and they all disappeared after a few weeks. Perhaps, he truly deals in cars and does procurement for people as a side hustle, who knows.

But there were clues. His car has a reverse camera on it (which is a rarity in my town) so he's clearly security conscious cos of the nature of his job, and I once overheard him talking on phone and telling the person. to write a petition and submit it at state command.

The emboldened may not far from the truth. I heard about the raiding of a house in my area recently by anti-cult squad and how a particular guy was beaten and whisked away.

Real Madrid reacted swiftly and ferociously when Vinicius did not win the Balon D'or

How will NFF and Nigeria react if Lookman does not win the award? 🤔

BlueRayDick:
As funny as this sounds, I witnessed something similar the day I was arrested.

I had already accepted my fate and was contented being driven around in their bus while they were looking for more people to fill the bus. They got to a place and jacked one guy from behind. The was right in front of his mum's shop. The mum came outside and was shouting that he's her son and has not committed any crime but the officers would have none of it. They asked her to come to station to bail him next day.

It was much later when we all landed in the cell, the guy was gisting us that he had just returned from Eko Idumota that evening and was only at his mum's shop to assist her close so they can both go home together . I felt like laughing at that point , but my own predicament would not allow me laugh.

I have a neighbour.

He's young, always on his airpods, upwardly mobile and seems to be doing well for himself.

He drives a tinted glass, clean and fully pimped out Toyota Picnic 2010.

He's friendly, jocular, an all round nice guy and minds his business in the compound

If we wan do anything for compound. na him dey first drop hin contribution.

He forwards morality and crime/security awareness themed broadcast messages a lot to our compound whatsapp group.

When I did my son's dedication this year, he came to my apartment and gave wifey an envelope of 20k.

He casted recently when a friend visited me and saw him as he was stepping out his apartment.

My friend shouted and gave him hailings, "Officer Terry (not real name), na here you dey caban, how far na. E don tey o".

I noticed he did not respond so enthusiastically to the hailings, and was somewhat uncomfortable, and stealing side glances at me.

When we entered my apartment upstairs, my friend gave me his 411.

According to my friend. the guy na AK (Anti-Kidnapping) and "O buru baaje". He's the leader of the cruelest and most feared Anti Kidnapping squad in town.

No G-boy operates in town without paying settlements and obtaining his clearance.

Him dey kpai guys, collect their properties and obtain their funds.

He told me a lot.

Since that day, I dey look am with different eye.

Personnel of the Nigeria Police Force may be nice outside but on their jobs, they're all terrible people, crooked and corrupt in their ways

Ibime:
So you want help with your boy sucking his tongue

You no get problem for this life. He will be fine. I was also breastfed till 2 years old.

🙏🙏

GloriousGbola:
when you were enjoying ya doggystyle you did not come here to complain.

suck it up

your boy will be fine

he will become a CFO or a militant

🙏🙏

raumdeuter:
I understand your fears and while growing up, we saw all type of behavior in kids.

Kids sticking their tongue out and sucking it while playing with their belly button
Kids who sucked their thumb were very common
Kids who sucked the lower lips
I even know a boy who will be playing with his dick. Imagine how embarrassed the parents would have been. Some parents applied pepper, those sucking thumbs I've heard some used blade to cut, wrapped plaster etc

Now they are all adults and correct guys

The benefit of the extra intelligence from extra breastfeeding vs ponmo lips. Shebi JayZ get ponmo lips and he's married to the most beautiful woman

Don't stress yourself or do anything over the top to stop it

🙏🙏

seankafor:
like bluray said,it depends on waht you want it for, i know someone who got police report for around 40k when he wanted to process his japa papers.

it seems that the case there, a very big deal was invloved hence the 700k, or maybe they didnt bargain well or look elsewhere or maybe just maybe,the errand runner front ran everyone and inflated the price for his own selfish gain

The document issued by the police that is used to process traveling is a Police Clearance Certificate not a Police Report.

Police Report and Police Clearance Certificate are two different documents.

PCC can be obtained for 30 - 70k depending on the police command/station and state you process it from. It can also be processed online

Police Report is issued to a person or organization that is a victim of a crime. The price of the PR is often expensive and depends on the value of theft and the financial status of the person requesting for it.

The two no be the same, make una no mix am up

Police Report ≠ Police Clearance Certificate

Ibime:
So you want help with your boy sucking his tongue

You no get problem for this life. He will be fine. I was also breastfed till 2 years old.

Pikin dey grow ponmo lips right before our eyes cos of this habit.

We went to studio to do family photoshoot, and he frustrated us and ruined almost all the pictures cos of this tongue sucking.

Theflint1:
So it seems this APC's minimum wage increase was a maximum scam, and I don't know if it's a failure of the labor leaders to negotiate properly, or it was the hypocrisy of the party wanting to take glory for increasing wages when in fact it's the opposite.

I was speaking with one Prof today, and he confirmed that he now earns less than he earned before the minimum wage increase. Instead of the government increasing the wages across board by a common percentage or something that was reasonably commensurate, showing they understood why there was call for a wage increase in the first place, they simply slapped 40K on everybody's salary and raised taxes ...so what that means is for junior staffs, they'd gain some, but as you climb up the civil service scale the whole thing reveals itself to be a proper scam.

It's sad that the government has played people like this, because it's not just the people on the lower rung of the ladder suffering from the cost of living crisis, everyone is.

People need pay serious attention to this scam of a government called APC, cause for whatever policy they market as what would make life better, they're finding ways to make things worse through some backdoor policy. It's no surprise things keep getting worse day after day. I pity those staking their reputations to float or defend policies BAT is enacting, I fear it won't end well.

The emboldened are outright lies.

Na person wey no dey the sector you go dey blow this kain fabu for.

Did the professor also tell you that FG implemented a 35% and 25% salary increment for professors and other categories of university staff in January? I guess not!

In fact, this increment was later extended to all MDA's and parastatals under the FG payroll.

This 35/25% increment was probably the reason the FG implemented the new minimum wage by adding 40k to all salary grade levels and not as a percentage increment.

Truly, PBAT's policies of fuel subsidy removal and floating of the Naira caused massive inflation and eviscerated the gains of the new minimum wage but salaries have increased.

I do not support PBAT but my opposition to this government is not a blanket one and I will not tell outright lies to discredit it.

Ishilove:
Dele fvcked around. Now, he is finding out

Freedom of speech is a constitutional right, however it must not be used recklessly because freedom after speech is not guaranteed.

He's gonna learn. and he'll learn the hard way.

Awon omo wobe

Theflint1:
Afe Babalola's career is no more important than the damage he's alleged to have done to the judiciary.

It's left to be seen what evidence Dele Farotimi presents, but so far there's been a clear abuse of power and judicial process by Afe Babalola, even in his defamation suit against Farotimi...quite telling if you ask me.

Lives can't be getting ruined through a system of endemic corruption in the judiciary and we're crying over the career of one who's been repeatedly fingered in his role in Nigeria's current judicial mess.

As expected, nothing but pious platitudes and self-righteous indignation.

Dele Farotimi won a case at the lower courts but lost at the supreme court so the supreme court justices must have been corrupted by Afe Babalola, lol. Nothing screams sore loser more than this.

On the claims of abuse of power and judicial process, there was none. Afe Babalola followed due process to seek redress, and it was Farotimi’s failure to honor the court summons that led to the judge issuing a bench warrant for his arrest, which was duly executed by policemen from Ekiti.

If lives are being ruined by judicial corruption, the focus should be on fixing the system as a whole, not reducing the conversation to blaming one individual. Accountability is important, but it’s not the same as scapegoating.

No problem, though. I’m sure Farotimi will present screenshots from Nairaland and X as evidence to back up his accusations in court.

KingTom:

Awon wereys with their opinions that stem out of emotionalism and underdog syndrome mentality..

Someone built a stellar reputation through years of hard work and one ill-mannered man under the guise of activism thinks he can defame. denigrate, soil his image

......... and go scott free?

Truly, there's freedom of speech but it shouldn't be used recklessly cos freedom after speech ain't guaranteed.

Dele Farotimi deserves all that he's passing through and more.

Me no pity am at all.

KingTom:
So Aare wan make Dele chop watery beans for Christmas instead of white rice?

When trouble sleep, yanga go wake am
Wetin he dey find
(Palava e dey find)
Palava e go get oh
(Palava e go get)
Palava

When cat sleep, rat go bite him tail
Wetin he dey find
(Palava e dey find)
Palava e go get o
(Palava e go get)
Palava

D'banj knack Brother Suraj yesterday.

Koko FC 1
Jarus FC 0

#LagosLiga.

Ibime:
Why didn't they tell us our oga Balthazar is free and his wife has forgiven him and even took him on vacation

A true pïmp never stay down for long

The game is to be sold not told!

As a nephew of the president, his acquittal was expected.

The wife was not gonna leave him - not with his affluence and their 6 kids.

She did the math and took the only sensible course of action.

I applaud.

Ibime:
Still a psychological ploy

Invest a shoe to gaslight the congregation into seeding tithes, cars etc

I concur

Roland17:
https://www.nairaland.com/8285183/ebonyi-governor-nwifuru-spends-8.2bn

What is wrong with this country? You allocated N1B for 20 cars but ended up spending over N8B? Why do you need 1B for 20 cars in the first place? [b]What happened to the cars from the previous administration? or was David Umahi trekking around Ebonyi? [/b]How much is a state like Ebonyi generating to be spending this amount of funds on cars?

Not making excuses for Nwifiru but the former governor Dave Umahi and his appointees stripped the government house, official residence, staff quarters and offices of everything..........everything!

They made away with cars, buses, furniture, electronics, electrical appliances, interior fittings, down to the littlest pin.

Nwifiru couldn't do anything or oppose the looting of the state assets because he owes his emergence as HOA member, Speaker and later Governor to Dave Umahi.

So I understand why Nwifiru had to buy new vehicles and all that but even at that he's overdone it.

He's bought and gifted SUVs to:

Friends
Political acolytes
Political appointees
CMDs of the General Hospitals
Magistrates
Judges
Traditional rulers
LG Chairmen
Catholic and Anglican Priests
Pentecostal pastors

and so on.

They're GAC SUVs and are all over town.