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Karlovych:
I wonder what we should call this now?

Nothing but E - Choke or are you planning to invent a new phrase?

Kimjongun:
She said choke me baby not kill me baby.



Anyways the female gender has taken a reputable number of men's life during the act than it has been otherwise

Human behavior towards emotional needs nowadays is bizarre....they are so obsessed about satisfaction in just one act.
SMH....no RIP on this thread so far...WHY?

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livette:
Some churches do stand up comedy. They invite comedians from outside, and possible within the church to crack some jokes on the altar.. To me, stand up comedy in church is ungodly and a sign of disrespect of the sacredness of God's altar. It is a mockery of the sanctity of God's altar. You don't tell jokes with some lies on God's altar. The altar of God is not for caricature, but for holy things that are pleasing to God.

What is your view?

LMAO
Religion Na Politics in Nigeria, Africa.

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Babaken:
Sometimes I don't understand why some people use the word very urgent when looking for business ideas when starting up a new business Take your time calculate the Risk, stress, loose and the profits to avoid loosing your money. Even though someone give you business idea study it very well before venturing into it if you are scared so that you won't spend the money how sure you won't spend the profit and capital when you finally start.

Very funny request to say the least....most times I start to reason that this request(s) that flood NL pages for business ideas are posted by kids.
SMH.
@OP if you have the said amount then go and consult a financial expert in your state or visit the Ministry of commerce & industry in your state for guide....nonsense urgent business request.

Asour:
Is there any such thing as a Financial expert?
When dealing with humans I am weary about granting expertise easily. Especially concerning finances. Professionals maybe but not "expert".

True experts (if they exist) would not be cheap for a
regular investor to access.

Getting an expert to offer professional consultant services sometimes come even for free depends on what you are requesting for.
I have a Doctor that usually do free medical checkups for me....and also advises me for free though he is one of the best Anesthesia Doctor we have presently based here in Nigeria.
So it's your approach that will eventually determine what you'll get from an expert.

@Seniorwriter

Religion na politics in Nigeria, Africa....

Deep Quote
All men are free untill they stop relating with God and follow their god of men.

Dtruthspeaker:
A creation is never Absolutely free! He is only going where he can freely go.

SMH @your inability to comprehend......
Are you in bondage? Using an Adjectival as Absolute for the word Freedom is laughable.

Dtruthspeaker:
Oh a post to Ode thyself!



Bondage is not always ropes and chains!

SMH
Deep Quote:
Ability to read & comprehend is a superpower.... seek it!

@Seniorwriter

VIP citizens doing the bidden of their sponsors....

We need young visionary leadership.

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Twoclans:
I dont even know who the bia is finally I have old finish

Abeg what is worse than evening newspaper na that level I dey now.

Tollgate reciept....

LMAO.


@Seniorwriter

OP what kind of substance do you inhale....stop taking it because it will keep embarrassing you!!!
Messi is a soccer Lion = Lionel Messi.

@Seniorwriter

It's unlikely BAT will adhere, reminds me of when he was a governor and during visits with his nephew Jboy I used to see his box of medicine back then...was practically on medications for so long....yet after close to 2 decade after indications are he is eyeing presidency with a more deteriorated health status coupled with old age...SMH

Well it's left for the electorates to either vote a Young Visionary Leader or go for a Medical Tourist Leader like we've witnessed with the present administration president going to UK for medical care and wasting away time , money & resources to stay alive.

Joromi1:
Why not focus on ripping off hard earned money from your sheeples and leave politics alone? Fake man of God.

Focus on the message and not the messenger....would you prefer a medical tourist as president?.

Joromi1:
Show me any past president that didn't fly abroad for medical check-up?

So you want it to continue? SMH @your reasoning.
We need young visionary leaders in all positions come 2023.

@Seniorwriter.

All these gods of men....

Religion na politics joor in Nigeria.

This same church must have some not too financially balanced members yet they'll never get a help....

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snillocer:
Drop your Twitter handle. "@seniorwriter" yielded no result.

You are getting it wrong....check my profile's personal text and use the facebook Id there to reach out.
Make sure to indicate your moniker in the facebook message you'll send.
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mrvitalis:
And the shooter would be pampered and given VIP treatment ?

Sad situation we are in Nigeria....


We need young visionary leaders

@Seniorwriter

Our past & present leaders are so useless that couldn't help reduce hardship for the citizens even with the numerous mineral/natural resources...reason why such situation as narrated by that pics posted by the OP...even now it's worse with the present administration....sometime last month that I visited some part in Ile-Ife I almost had heart attack seeing the kind of deplorable state of living there....the poverty was so obvious though.

We need young visionary leaders abeg so that Nigeria will have better illustrative narratives.

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airminem:
Thats innovation. Herdsmen and bandit belong to the same group.

Same WhatsApp group....

We need young visionary leaders not the present terrorists loving administration....

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kingsworldola:
Please nairalanders, how best can i pay for google playstore developer account

Sign up for a merchant account with the Naira equivalent of $25, which can be paid by debit card.
BTW Funding Google Wallet in Nigeria requires having a bank card of one of the partners of Google. The cards are Citi, Sprint, Discover, Visa, MasterCard, and American Express. You may simply obtain any of these cards via Google Wallet partner banks and then fund it


@Seniorwriter .

Offpoint1:
If you have digital skills and want to make more clients, kindly send me a WhatsApp message via the number on signature.

I have a league of Digital Skilled & Savvy persons ive mentored....so what skills are you on the look out for? Are you on facebook? I'm not on WhatsApp.

@Seniorwriter

FUTURE IS FEMALE .....

But why is the OP always dishing out bad news?


In another news ill advise people to try no to get violent @every altercation....especially with ladies....there seem to be a rise in females going violent.


@Seniorwriter

But according to Bubu & other political leaders the youths are Lazy...whereas during their youths they were even been paid to go to school though bubu opted for military and to topple the Government to no positive effect.

Even with a second chance he is breaking his first record of impoverishment on the citizenry.

Congrats to the young dude.....



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[quote author= post=103561217]Update From . COM

Residents at Mgbuoba, NTA road, Port-Harcourt, Rivers State, woke up this morning to lifeless bodies and a wrecked car of five friends who went out to party in the state, Reports.

It was gathered by , that the accident occurred at around 1am on Saturday, July 10, 2021. The friends identified as Kelvin Dark, Kayii Ndii Divine — a student of UNIPORT, Joy — 300 level English and communication arts student of Ignatius Ajuru University of Education (IUE), Rivers State, Rejoice— 200 level English and communication arts student of IUE and her yet-to-be identified friend, were all in the same car while returning from a club.

According to a source Who Notified , Kelvin who was driving and allegedly drunk, sped and rammed into a parked truck in the area which caused a massive wreck on the car and none of them survived. Their corpses have now been moved to a morgue.

See The Photos And Video As Obtained By Below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRJOiT0LLIc/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading

Source: BLOG[/quote]I cringe @how young people die these days.
Seems Nigeria is under a curse.


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iwaeda:
Jorginho converted the decisive spot-kick as Italy beat Spain 4-2 on penalties after their Euro 2020 semi-final ended 1-1 after extra time on Tuesday, earning them a place in Sunday’s final against either England or Denmark.

Spain missed two of their spot-kicks, including one by substitute Alvaro Morata, whose late equaliser had taken the game into extra time.
Italy beat Spain 4-2 on penalties after 1-1.
Denmark lost 2-1 to England. Really proud of the team.
England edged out Denmark to reach the final of the Euro 2020, marking their first semi-final win since the 1966 World Cup as Harry Kane’s extra-time goal earned them a 2-1 victory at Wembley Stadium on Wednesday.

England had to come from behind as a Simon Kjaer own-goal cancelled out Mikkel Damsgaard’s superb free kick for the Danes in the first half.


The home side were on top throughout but struggled to break down the battling Denmark defence. England were awarded a penalty in the 103rd-minute after Raheem Sterling went down with minimum contact, allowing captain Kane to decide the match.

It's 55yrs since the English Squad last got to the finals.....so it'll definitely stay with them.
I'm sure the azzurris will come up with a good game but England would be triumphant ....





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ambassadorgozie:
Tomorrow is the final of EUROs.
Who are you rooting for the Golden ball? For me, the best player of the tournament so far is Sterling. Closely followed by Insigne and Chiesa.

Dive or not, Sterling has been terrific.
Let me hear yours.

England all the way....Harry Kane

In another news try reach out if you want to earn via sports or e-sport....with a $1000 you are sure of $30 every two days.

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Nedfed:
Good day to everyone here. Hope you all are having lovely time out over there.
Kindly help a brother with an advice.
What lucrative business can he engage/ start with 100k?
Presently he has no job but a family man. Any suggestion or idea is welcome.
Kindly help
Location: Ekiti




Cc: lalasticlala

Based on your capital & location.
Start a peanut butter venture and partner with bakeries.
With just #50k you'll have all your materials from produce to packaging.

Mobi47:
the peanut sachet is how much per pieces.

I'll suggest you go with sachet for a start which should go for #50 [/b]to end users.
#50k will produce 2000 sachets and more.

Howbeit if you are internet savvy go for an Online Skill like WhiteBoard Animation and start to earn residually...
For more details on a demonstrative video for better comprehensive information [b]reach out to the facebook Id on my profile.
Video is #2k.

ComradeShegs:
Nigerians no serious. Gone are those days when 100k was worth something. Today, remove 1k inside, e go varnish into thin air.

Though the value of naira has depreciated nonetheless with #100k you can start a business with a monthly ROI of #50k and above if you are diligent and dedicate good time & physicality for the venture.

brightDdon:
Pls can I get your contact?
I'll like to discuss with you.

Pls

I stated it in my writeup to be reached via the facebook Id on my profile.

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Whiteangel1234:
https://www.tuko.co.ke/418357-kilimani-two-nigerian-nationals-die-partying-3-kenyan-women-arrested.html

I cringe whenever there is news of youthful people wasting away because of frivolities.
BTW why is the news somewhat not adding up for me....how come the ladies were in good health whilst the male counterparts were affected.

Lexusgs430:
3 chidinma's struck.........

Lexusgs430:
Let's hope this chidinma's did not take any debit cards.......

Lolz

@Seniorwriter

Earning via online(internet) requires any or all three(3) basics as long as you have access to Internet + browsing gadgets....;

#Skill
#Service
#Capital Investment
So you need any or all the above to legitimately earn via online ....

BrigadierGenera:
please, I'm interested, tell me more about it.
Thanks.

do you have any or all ?

BrigadierGenera:
I have access to the internet,
As for capital and skill, that I'm not sure of.

Use your internet to learn a skill like writing or graphics....howbeit reach out via the facebook Id on my profile for a detailed enquiry & exposé.

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MadamVanessa:
Come rain come sun, our darling Tinubu must make sure that he installed MC Oluomo as the next governor of Lagos State.

Call him tout or thug, we dont care, but all what we know is that our darling Tinubu will not hesitate to make Oluomo the next governor.

This your sarcasm will shake tables and they'll come for you....Lolz


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lalasticlala:
Do Nigerian Quarantine Hotels Adhere to COVID-19 Protocols? - The ARISE Interview

Quarantine horror stories in Nigeria: the government's hotel quarantine scheme has been described by one group of travelers arriving from Turkey as a torment of squalid conditions - and one from which those quarantined are legally unable to leave.

But the government isn't conceding any missteps in its management of the quarantine system. Charles Aniagolu speaks to Chukwuneke Echesi who's in a quarantine hotel in Abuja. He's got a sobering tale of what it's like to travel back from a red list country.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylKSJSAyqcs

Covid 19 regulations seems to be less an issue in the present downturn of economy & business activities in Nigeria.
Only big hotels do.

Since it's not a final against Chile then maybe this is It for MESSI the Soccer Lion.

In another news reach out if you are a sport lover and wish to earn @least $5 or its equivalent in naira daily from Sporting activities & E-sports as well.
FYI you'll need a minimum capital of $100 or its equivalent naira value and a one time induction fee of $3 or its equivalent in Naira.

@Seniorwriter

SMH
Who follows some of these low life Nigerian celebrities yeyebrities ....what value do persons like this give to their followers.
As a celebrity to my opinion and reasoning you should be exemplary even if not perfect there should be something positively meaningful one can ascribe to you as a celebrity (mentor).
Anyways I blame the followers more for been sycophants.


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aylive02:
If you are planning to vote APC at the federal level, may God punish you

PAWG:
E go shock you


Political permutations don’t work in this country again

Monogamy:
Their palavas...

We need young visionary Aspirants & eventually leaders come 2023.

PAWG:
Old men and polithiefcians have hijacked APC and PDP, those dreams can only be actualized under the stewardship of a different political party.

There will be new parties but what we should look out for are the visionary aspirants in there for our voting delight...
Nigeria is on the world's radar and if we the electorates get our acts together rightly we can create a positive paradigm shift.
BTW we have great minds in YDP.....
One of the reason persons like me call out or make open the campaign for young visionary leaders is for them to know they are needed....telling me to give names is illogical because over the years we've seen countries in sane climes embrace and indoctrinate Nigerians into their Government cabinets so definitely there are Nigerians with such qualities but won't be encouraged to show forthwith if we the electorate keep mute.
Much said already...
Rather than go into argument with me ill suggest you join the campaign for young visionary leadership....

saintmm:
The truth is that as it stands, Nigeria has no functional political party. It's funny but a good news for those of us who desire young proactive and pragmatic leaders, if we can put our hearts together and to forge a platform for these types to emerge, we all shall smile.

Shout out to Seniorwriter.





I rise

Greetings brotherly @saintmm....feel free to contact me if you are interested in having a side income via online....free mentorship for your delight....reach out via the facebook Id on my profile
.
We need young visionary leaders come 2023.


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festacman:
Why all these talk about losing UK citizenship? I thought Mazi Nnamdi Kanu is a Biafran citizen? Am I missing something?

Lolz
Sarcasm @its peak.....

Wahala be like bicycle..



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Cossybob:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/ogun-okada-rider-stabs-tricyclist-to-death-over-right-of-way/%3famp

SMH
And someone is advising FG to legalize guns for all....that will be an open gas war.

So many people are already damaged mentally that every altercation brings violence out them even our government is damaged reason they resort to oppression and extra judicial killings of their own citizens....reason why jungle justice still thrives in Nigeria.


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Wonderful Wowderful is what I can use to express the feeling of how stupid I view the boxer that attacked & killed his own blood brother over a flirty act towards a mere girlfriend...SMH.

I wonder how he'll punch a dude that will be frolicking with the same girlfriend whilst he is still serving his jail term.
Just plain stuuuupid!


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