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ugochukwu15: Guy u dey masturbate wen. U are alone abi? Hahahahahaha...

Nope! You got it wrong. I said, I do that unwittingly and with inadvertence. Or do people masturbate without their minds being there?

aruzuoke: I'm not trying to generalize here. This is just a subjective opinion but I've noticed that people tend to be more spiritual and religious when they are experiencing financial difficulty.

I'm to a reasonable extent at one with you. It has been said that the devil somehow brings us closer to God.
Again, people normally run to God for solutions when they are in one mishap, predicament or the other.
A woman desperately seeking a child will be more disposed to going to church, giving alms etc,. These she will slightly abstain from doing after she must have been granted her heart desires.
Same is applicable to a bachelor in job seeking who will engage in womanizing after gaining a job and making some dough.
Granted, there are people that don't fall prey to such temptation, rather it will increase their closeness to and relationship with God.

acidtalk: No one Meditates more than me when I am alone.
Sometimes my thoughts are so loud I think the people 3 buildings away can hear me.
Truth be told, I LOVE BEING ALONE.
That's the moment when I 'feel' God is talking to hime and I can hear HIM loud and clear.

For activities I do Alone, I read a lot and loooooove my music.


I don dey too talk my personal secrets for nairaland sef. Wetin nah?

I thing that you are my sharp contrast to a reasonable extent. Me hates being alone or in a solitary place. I enjoy the company of others. Is it because of my loquacity or garrulity?

Yea! Sometimes I hold my neck sternly as if I want to strangle myself, or just scratching my face especially while studying.
Occasionally too, I unwittingly and inadvertently find my hand in my crotch. What? Was my hand touching my dick? Hmmm! I don't know oo.

Traditionally, if you are a celeb, you should have traducers and detractors whose work, not surprisingly is to discredit you and tarnish your good name.
I think one can tackle this anomaly by being oneself, because everyone must not please everyone. Shalom!

Granted, there are vestiges of truth in what he said. It's just that the man's image has been somewhat sullied and besmirched

DailyNews: Plz did u just said YOUR SISTER or are u just kidding Let me believe ur kidding, hmm.


So it is true that people do admire their sisters & brothers God have mercy!


The world is truly turning into sth terrible; ppl walk around lusting over ppl they know not & ppl who care not abt their existence, na wa o!

Why do you sound as if it's asinine or eerie? I mean, one can admire one's sister though not to the point of being intimate as that one is disgusting as it is repulsive.

virtuoso01: She of all people should know the time old principle of "Egalitante ad Juris" meaning no one is above the law and all are equal.




Abeg pay the fine joor.

And who taught you that "egalitate ad juris" means no one is above the law? What then does 'nemo est supra legis?
When men of low estate become pedagogues, ignorance rears its unsightly head.

virtuoso01: She of all people should know the time old principle of "Egalitante ad Juris" meaning no one is above the law and all are equal.




Abeg pay the fine joor.

And who taught you that "egalitate ad juris" means no one is above the law? What then does 'nemo est supra legis?
When men of low estate become pedagogues, ignorance rears its unsightly heads.

Haters spewing gibberish. Go and bring her to book. Tosh!

Please these students need solidarity. The increment is uncalled for as it is exorbitant and outrageous.
The stakeholders should meddle in this.
And why should somebody make internet compulsory when ninety percent of the students don't own laptops? This is coupled with the fact that the said wireless internet service is abysmal and goes at a snail pace.
This will further exacerbate the already pitiable situation of many parents who toil, starve and delay gratifications just to enable them raise these fees. It shouldn't be forgotten that most of them have two to four kids in school. It is doleful.

Appears fictitious and incredible.

For the sake of emphasis, casual kissing, holding of hands, hugging etc are ways of showing affection. And it will be specious to say that they are sins. I can hug or kiss my female friends. It doesn't matter if my dick gets erect in the process. But then again the intention should be defined, it should be bereft of seeking sensual pleasure but just as a way of showing affection. Methinks it is healthy, moral and pristine that way.
People shouldn't be brutish in the guise of being born again or christians.
I mean there should be elucidation of some certain things. By the same token, some dazed and confused pastors term things like taking of alcohol or even smoking sin. The fact that something may be unhealthy doesn't make it a sin.
Shalom!

Enough of this slim-girls-are-the preferable platitude.
To be forthright and sincere, I strongly feel attracted to chubby or fat women more than the slender ones.
So to think that maybe because you prefer slim girls that it is the ideal to is tantamout to committing fallacy of hasty generalization.
Let me hear that I will marry a slim girl. I'm a huge fan of chubby or fat women.
And I guess it is the reason I find older women more delectable and attractive because they are not often on the slim side.

trae_z: yes i am, i did so by dialing *507#

Presently sef i have N600 bonus from the 500% thingy (My daily target is 120) and N1500 from this double recharge October 1st thing, in addition to my normal credit of over N1500.

Just tested it and they first deducted from the N600, leaving the N1500 for further use. Cool.

Who is this dolt and wuss?
You are the person that posted this misleading and specious gibberish. At the same time you are the ONLY person that received the bonus. What do you take Nairalanders for? Go to hell. Dimwit. Gosh!

trae_z: First testimony. It reads:

Your recharge of N1500 was successful. You've received N1500.00 MTN2MTN calls valid for 30 days! Dial *559# to see

Since nobody else so far has been successful i guess the promo only pertains to those who received the sms informing them some days back. My bad for the misinformation. F**ck MTN anyway.

The phone i used to snap this has a cracked screen so snaps are now scrappy, plus the phone i recharged with is a basic phone.

Who is this dolt and wuss?
You are the person that posted this misleading and specious gibberish. At the same time you are the ONLY person that received the bonus. What do you take Nairalanders for? Go to hell. Dimwit. Gosh!

jinks83: MTN is fake and will always remain most fraudulent network in this country! Where is the bonus? I recharged 1500 this morning but no bonus!!!

Are you that naive and gullible. I mean you should have known better. When I first saw this on the home page, I knew that it was spurious as it didn't issue from a reliable source. At any rate, you have lost nothing since the money is still on your line, it's just that maybe you would have used it for something more important.
Aside: I hate all these promos on an abysmal network. Why give us bonuses we can't use efficiently? As in the network is frustrating and all these promos strains the already congested and derelict network.
I prefer to be paying for the calls I make and receive a good service instead of this bunkum.
Gosh, balderdash!

timbros: Just keep on recharging and making calls with your Etisalat. At the end of the month, Etisalat will give you 20% of the total amount you spent for that month...

E.g if you spent a total of #2000 for the month, you will be given #400 to call any network

Okay, it's just that but for MTN's abysmal network, it would have been the best network in all facets.

timbros: I got N1,530 from Etisalat to call any network as my 20% for August...

Etibaba rocks!

How?

nyameke: you didn't make one sense or prove that number 7 is fallacious .. you're just an ignorant boy who thinks using unnecessary big words will somehow miraculously compensate for your lack of intelligence.. Stop trying so hard bro

I don't have confab with juveniles. But
let me educate you, in Law for instance, it is trite that HE WHO ASSERTS, PROVES.
You tried to rebut the irrefutable and only succeeded in making yourself a simpleton. You have nothing substantial with which to back up your ill informed rejoinder.

seedord247: whats this?...

Food for dolts and striplings.

No SEVEN is fallacious and bogus.
LET me indite ferociously that money as opposed to the view expressed in No SEVEN above can increase the love a woman has or will have for you.
I'm not talking about what is written on books, things that are utopian, quixotic, chimeric and lacks feasibility.
I' talking about what is practicable and obtainable in the society.
GO and aske my uncle's wife while she refuse to leave his house after she was almost thrown down from a three storeyed building.
THE guy's containers then was landing at Onitsha Main Market with careless abandon. She saw money and vowed to leave as corpse. She later used jazz which she later said was to make the man head over heels with her, because the jazz made the man go nuts.
He was later taken to a native doctor at Nsukka. This is just an instance.

Chanchit: Oya give us reasons for ur wadswallop, gibberish and balderish conclusion, Ms bunkum..

There is no need belabouring the point, as the reasons are neither recondite nor obscurantist; it rather clear as day. Check my post above to see one of the reasons.

Mucokey: Even if others might ve been over _blown...the above quote has made me appeared, practically...a MUMU of sort . I can't see myself shelving this awkwardness from my person for a long time to com until my pound of flesh retrieved.
Imagine a little gal of just 18 yrs wanted to convert me to her MUGU 2. I just noticed her not always reachable cos of the fact she uses her grany's phone, I decided getting her a phone though of just 10k but at least with browsing facility. Just within the wk , this "kid"almost turned me to a proper kid by ignoring my calls and rudely refused to get online whenever she would find me there . More so , she prefers I visit her place in which case she turned around to throw me to her 2 elder sisters as if they're the ones I ve been making advances to .

You just commited fallacy of hasty generalizations and irrellevant conclusion.
And I dare tell you that your own case is an exception as exceptions are not the rules.
The fact that you had a grim experience with an ingrate doesn't make your case generally applicable.
Let me also add smartish that buying of gifts has always been and will always remain one of the feasible ways of showing that you like a person.
So keep your specious and misleading riposte to yourself.

ujukala: A nice write-up.

Gosh!

::Andrew:::
This is indubitable and pragmatic, not for aofs.

You pedagogical ignoramus, a jejune and callow fellow that lacks perspicacity.
Tell me what makes the above tripe and waffle irrefutable?

khadijaluv: really interesting writeup but i'really want to know if those mistakes u've written about applies only to beautiful women or all in general?

You are green and gullible, otherwise you wouldn't have believed this.

This is nothing but a bunch of wadswallop, gibberish and balderdash.
It has not probative value and as such should be treated like bunkum.