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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by SergeantTitus(m): 9:03am On Aug 12, 2023
This doyin go sweet to fúck. Her pussay go sweet die

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by SergeantTitus(m): 7:37pm On Jul 26, 2023
If I see like 5million capital like this omo I dey focus on betting big time. Which business wan give you that kind profit in a short time. Which investment? Betting itself na business infact na investment sef.

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Politics / Re: Like A War Zone: People Seen Trekking En Mass In Lagos. (video) by SergeantTitus(m): 4:41pm On Jul 19, 2023
LegendHero:
Fake news.

The reason they are trekking has nothing to do with fuel price. It’s because of construction.

Road users in that area have been doing that before tofay.


Mynd44 take note.


You see you tinubu supporters are very insecure and scared. To the extent that you are already calling the mods to delete the post.

If it were to be a law court, you have lost woefully

Coz the op topic says " it's like a war zone: people seen trekking en mass in lagos"
That was all he said. Did he say they were trekking because of fuel increase or because of tinubu? Infact you even added your own that they're trekking because of construction whereas OP did not even mention anything.

But here you are defending what you cannot even defend.

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Romance / Re: Please Help, This Strange Thing Has Been Happening To Me Lately by SergeantTitus(m): 1:07pm On Jul 18, 2023
BrutusOj:
He is losing those TP monies in different ways without him knowing. It's his good luck leaving him and he thinks he is smart abi sharp. He better sit-down and beg God for forgiveness and find a way to pay those monies inform of arms to have his peace.

You see those changes traders give people in excess and they pretend not to be aware and leave without returning the excess? Na badluck, same with running away with money you are supposed to pay someone for a job done for you or services rendered to you. Aboki hawking on the street or shoe coblars will say, Allah yasa and leave money for you when you attempt to cheat them and they are not the type that will pull out knife to stab you. You will lose something within a short period without you knowing how come if you are guilty.
Religion na big problem in Africa.

You masturbate, bad luck

You no give beggar money, bad luck.

You chase beggar away, bad luck that demands you looking for him to beg him.

When these conductors dey do am for people, you no remember all these Sunday morning sermons.

Oyinbo no send all this things, it's just your lucky day, same conductors won't have mercy on you if they decide to swindle you.

He is just been lucky that's it.

It's still same you people that will go to church on Sunday morning to pray favor or that somebody's misfortune to be your own luck and fortune. Pastor go pray say this week una go see miracle alert, all of una go shout amen and when the alert enters, you won't think of tracking the sender and returning it.
Same you people will borrow money and refuse to repay. Some of you cut corners to achieve what you want and at the end of the day, you call it street but in the OP case, he's not street snd needs to repent abi? grin

Bunch of hypocrits.. bloody ones at that.

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Romance / Re: Please Help, This Strange Thing Has Been Happening To Me Lately by SergeantTitus(m): 11:14am On Jul 18, 2023
fyzaila:
You be using your hand to block your progress and good fortune because of a mere change. You think you're wise. Continue you hear.

Except you're a kid or dummy, as a responsible and discipline individual, you're suppose to know that sincerity pays in one way or the other.
Stay there dey form responsible, your types don't go far in life coz you go dey form holy holy. To make it in life, you have to be dirty.

Same condorctors that will increase fare by 500% just because rain dey fall? Or same conductors that will increase transport fare and lie that there is traffic wheares nothing dey front? Danfo drivers and their conductors are menace in lagos. One bashed my car last week and still wanted to fight me join. I dealt with him mercilessly. Stop being a slowpoke, a devil deserves no mercy.
Romance / Re: Please Help, This Strange Thing Has Been Happening To Me Lately by SergeantTitus(m): 9:11am On Jul 18, 2023
donbachi:
God just tested you and you failed.

My own story.
Some years back.i and a friend ran into a businessman,we talked business and my friend adviced we disappear with the cash.i turned him down.same year,a woman paid in 8 million into my account, another friend gave me same advice.toward the end of same year.i met another man that came back from germany.we talked business and he left 6 cars in my care for sale.i sold all and sent him his cash.....so I began car business with that man.made millions,got an American connect on cars,made more millions.naso I take cross.sincerity pays
So na conductor go help your life? People wey dsy find helper.

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Romance / Re: Please Help, This Strange Thing Has Been Happening To Me Lately by SergeantTitus(m): 9:10am On Jul 18, 2023
Those people insulting the OP definitely don't live in lagos.. lol like na lagos conductors you dey pity?

Some of them carry gun and Rob at night even during the day (one chance)

They will keep telling you they don't have change all because they want you to forget.

After the days work they will search their bus for missing money and property.

If you forget your load for their bus, if you manage to trace them, they'll ask you to pay money first before they release it..

Some of them fight presenters and beat them up because of 20 naira.

Same conductors that will drop you half way and say they are not going again because of hold up? They won't even refund your money and if they do, they will drop 1k for 7 people to share and zoom off.

They don't deserve mercy at all.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by SergeantTitus(m): 12:52am On Jul 16, 2023
Nigeria 🇳🇬 na very funny country sha so we dey send spy go another country lol. Those guys won't even fret if they find out.

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Politics / Do You Think Tinubu Will Be Sworn In On May 29th? by SergeantTitus(m): 1:59am On Mar 03, 2023
Do you think so?
Romance / Re: If You See What These Nigeria Girls Do In Hotels by SergeantTitus(m): 5:11pm On Mar 01, 2023
Haha.. I just spend time in the bar of one hotel for area now.. immediately I got in, I saw a girl who would pass for a nerd going upstairs into one of the rooms. I mean she looks like a nerd even wore medicated glasses and very young.. won't be more than 18/19. You know as all those bookworm girls for class dey always look with their medicated glasses and super innocent face. For my mind I was like so these kind girls dey Bleep too? grin.

After some minutes in the bar, two girls and a guy with ear-ring on both ears, sagging boxers snd singlet cam downstairs to the bar to get drinks. One of the girls was at the right hand side the other was at the left dey romance him body . These girls wouldn't be more than 16/17 years old I swear. The boy sef go be like that kind 19 years. He resemble all those small boys wey just cashout iTunes gift card con dey sag boxers dey do nigga up and down.

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Politics / Tinubu Does Not Even Command Respect Within The Military by SergeantTitus(m): 5:02pm On Mar 01, 2023
I mean this guy is the incoming CinC of the armed forces yet he commands zero respect within the military. Tinubu is in for a long long ride.
Politics / Please How Nutritious Is Agbado, Cassava & Garri. Hope I Won't Get Lean by SergeantTitus(m): 9:30am On Mar 01, 2023
And the last one called ehn ehnn ehnnn where can I buy it?
Crime / Re: Soldier Beaten In UNIBEN For Beating Student At School ATM Stand by SergeantTitus(m): 9:34pm On Feb 02, 2023
No wahala. Na people wey no dey there go narrate how the part 2 take start and end. No wahala.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by SergeantTitus(m): 12:37am On Jan 25, 2023
wiseone28:
After match analyst
Lol you be professor emeritus of mumu. Iits a pity I couldn't drop the quote here but I was watching the game with my guy at home and I told him.

Scripted games like this the opposing team will press hard all through the game but get nothing. Only to finally now get a very late equaliser and end it 1-1.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by SergeantTitus(m): 10:26pm On Jan 24, 2023
Bookies and mafia dey buy match big time..grin.

I dey tell my guy for here they'll score a late goal to end it 1-1. I Don see these kind games tire in all my years of betting. Favorites losing will always score a late equaliser to end the game. These things are scripted. Also try dey avoid games wey 80% of punters carry straight win and odds is between 1.15 and 1.40. Na those kind games bookies dey target buy.
Investment / Re: Let's Help A Widow: Difference Between Insurance Benefit And Death Benefit by SergeantTitus(m): 3:32am On Jan 17, 2023
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by SergeantTitus(m): 7:47pm On Jan 15, 2023
This khosi mouth go sabi hold preek well

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Car Talk / Re: Mechanic Roundtable by SergeantTitus(m): 8:51pm On Jan 10, 2023
Blackbishop:


Sorry for replying late...

Pls stick to your old oil to avoid story that touch
a oil is a oil
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by SergeantTitus(m): 2:52pm On Jan 05, 2023
Alienist:
I'm yet to submit my application. I stopped halfway.

Are we to upload our CV's?
Nna some of the funny questions you people ask ehn. Weytin una wan use cv do for military enlistment.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by SergeantTitus(m): 5:34pm On Jan 04, 2023
NurHadejia:
INTERNSHIP - It's the position of a student or trainee who works in an organization, sometimes without pay, in order to gain experience.
ENTRY LEVEL - It's also the lowest level in an employment hierarchy.

Omo this one na graduate o and he has been offered internship role. So no pay be that? Naija!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by SergeantTitus(m): 5:01pm On Jan 04, 2023
A coz of mine just got an internship role in a big company.. he is a fresh graduate.. what's the difference between internship and entry level and does he get paid well with internship.

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Business / Re: Is This How Brutal These People Are (PHOTO) by SergeantTitus(m): 11:11pm On Dec 30, 2022
Around 2020 or so I made a mistake borrowing from them . The exact day loan was due they started sending messages to my contacts that I'm a criminal on the run with company money and I should be reported to the nearest police station if found. Family and friends started calling to ask what was happening.

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Romance / Who Plays The Role Of A Late Father In Nigerian Wedding. by SergeantTitus(m): 5:53pm On Dec 29, 2022
If a child who's father is late is to get married, who will play to role of the deceased father in a nigerian traditional or white wedding.
Romance / Re: Primary School Yabs: Drop It Like Its Hot by SergeantTitus(m): 5:42pm On Dec 29, 2022
Truvelisback:
U mess, e no do pum, e no do pan, e do Tubu Ngozi. grin
Yeparipa

You carry lantern for aeroplane you say you no trust nepa

You no tall , you no short, you be like cigar wey dem smoke remain.
Romance / Primary School Yabs: Drop It Like Its Hot by SergeantTitus(m): 4:56pm On Dec 29, 2022
Let's go back memory lane.. I go first.

Two kulikuli attack your village nobody escape

The richest man for your village na wheelbarrow e dey use

You mess all the fish inside water die

You short sotay you snap passport your leg dey show.

They carry your deadbody pass ashawo house your prick stand
Romance / Ufo's Are Real: I Saw One Yesterday by SergeantTitus(m): 10:48am On Dec 29, 2022
It was so unfortunate I didn't go to my farm with my android phone, I took my small phone along which I regret. Now I've always wondered why there are barely sightings in africa but yesterday my doubt was cleared .

I have several acres of farm in Ogun state and last evening around past 6 I went to Inpect the farm. Its located in a village.. After several walks, I saw a very large object with an oval top just laying still. I moved a little closer and I was shocked, scared and amazed at what I saw. It was a flying saucer. Just like the ones we see in youtube and movies. I couldn't move closer due to stories I've read about alien abduction and the likes.. I was dead scared and wanted to pick race when it suddenly lighted up with a low pitch faint sound then hung in the air a little , hovered before disappearing into the sky. Call me crazy, claim I smoked kwale weed or whatever but man, I was dead sure of what I saw. You won't believe these things until you have an encounter.

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Romance / Re: How To Knack Corpers by SergeantTitus(m): 6:27pm On Dec 28, 2022
It's easier to lay the ones serving in rural places than the ones serving in top cities. Anyways na same format. And its easy because female corpers find it more comfortable having sex with outsiders or indigens than having sex with their fellow Corp members due to kiss and tell sha .. male corpers kiss and tell alot.. so format na normal toasting, buy her lunch , fruits for a few days, take her for drinks and you have set the table already. Sometimes you don't even need to stress yourself too much.

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Romance / Why Are So Many Healthy People Dying Suddenly These Days by SergeantTitus(m): 5:28pm On Dec 15, 2022
These Days many healthy people are dying suddenly

Many are dying in their sleep.

Many are collapsing and dying.

What is responsible for this recent trend ?
Romance / I Have 800k, What Profitable Business Can I Venture Into by SergeantTitus(m): 10:24am On Dec 13, 2022
I have 800k, what profitable biz can I do

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Romance / See Your Head Like Morrocco World Cup by SergeantTitus(m): 1:54pm On Dec 12, 2022
Remember those childhood yabbings? "See your head like Morocco world cup".. could it be that kids then in the early 2000s could see the future because as at then Morocco was nothing on the world stage. Or could it be that we are in a parallel universe where morroco had already won the world cup in another universe? Remember the Mandela effect too?


Any which ways, Morocco owns this world cup.

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Romance / Will You Like To Reincarnate As A Woman In Your Next Life? by SergeantTitus(m): 3:40pm On Dec 04, 2022
As a man, would you like to return as a woman in your next life?

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