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Phones › Re: Screenshot And Share Your April Data Usage by Serial48(f): 8:50am On May 01

Education › Re: Lady Show State Of Community Primary School In Abia State — Video by Serial48(f): 10:02pm On Mar 18

Queen Mitchy go come here now

Literature › Coincidental Robber. by Serial48(op): 1:53am On Mar 06

Soon as i got to Lagos, i got a job as a night security, my job was to secure the estate at night. I resume work at exactly 10pm and clockout in the morning at 6am.

Before i resume work, i will first go to the Estates C. S. O's (Chief Security Officer) house to sign work attendance and collect tools that i will use on the job. Tools like flashlight, jackets, Machete and alcohol. Because the job is a risky one and na that alcohol i go take dey see front and i go mount with my machete.

Once its ten pm, bikes are not allowed to go out or come into the estate so its part of my job as the night watch man to enforce that rule.

Ten pm, i don mount guard for the estate entrance, armed with my flashlight and machete, eye don red because i had guzzled that small plastic pet bottle of action bitters and i was ready for action. Residential Cars were coming and going, some saying Hi to me with their car horns, bikes stopping at the estate gate and dropping off people that lived in the estate and zooming off right after they recieve their tokens.

One Lady in a black jeep even commended me and gave me a thousand naira because of the sanity and orderliness my presence provided at the estate gate. At exactly 12am, i locked the estate gate and decided to patrol the estate but at that point, i had guzzled my second bottle of action bitters as i was returning from my parade, i saw a bench infront of one of the shops inside the estate and i decided to relax a bit then my stoopid self slept off.

I must have slept for an hour thirty minutes when i felt a tap, gentle at first then it graduated to a destiny resetting slap. Na so i jump up, as u say Make i stand observe the situation, i staggered and crumbled and while on the ground, i looked up and saw five mean hefty looking guys armed with pump action and knives all those military type knives. All of them wore timberland shoes.. Then one of them i guess the one that used slap to teleport me crom Sleep to reality asked me to stand on my feet.

I did as i was told then he spoke;

Armed Robber 1:
How far na my guy,

Me: My oga abeg i swear na today i just enter this work abeg noor kill me Seniorman

(the other robbers burst into laughter)

Armed Robber 1:
No worry my guy, i dey with you. E get one house wey we dey go we wan go collect things and things for there. But as things be now, you go follow us march go there you dey hear me so?

Me:
Ah mogbe temi ti ta (i am finished) my oga abeg..

They didnt let me finish with my statement when another very hot thunderous slap married my face.

Me: yeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!! Egbami o, abeg i go follow una ejoor eshanu mi..

Armed Robber 1:
No lele my guy.

Then they handed me my machete, and asked me to lead the way..

Music/Radio › Re: How Nigerian Rappers Can Bounce Back In 2023: Written By Amechi Okoli by Serial48(f): 5:27am On Dec 31, 2022

Risingblue008:
Mr incredible fall my hand shaa

That guy no get mate for 9ja rap
I be dey think say by now,he suppose son feature
Ti
Lil baby,
Mims
Even suppose to challenge bone thugs and harmony
,
But the guy no get mate
The only rapper to drop him album without speaking pigin English yet e break Lagos market,only mi and timaya don break record like that
Wizkid don give rappers assignment

What about themode9

Romance › Re: . by Serial48(f): 8:45am On Dec 27, 2022

jeromestarks:
If you're the girl on your DP, then the guy is stupid really. Why will he waste his time and resources trying to bone a girl like you?
Haba!
You don't worth it naah.

I beta pass all the women wey you Cherish for your mediocre life.. thanks for looking into my profile too

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Romance › Re: . by Serial48(f): 2:36am On Dec 27, 2022

Those Bastards spiked your exotic with Refnol.. I was a victim, but I was saved because I used the restroom briefly on that date.. as I enter restroom, I locked the door behind unknowingly and slept there..then the management had to do a break in and when they saw me in that position they wheeled me to a clinic.. if not the Stoopid intending dude would've taken me home and had his way!

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Politics › Re: Public Safety: Lagos State Safety Commission Seals Wonderland Lagos by Serial48(f): 2:10am On Dec 27, 2022

grandstar:
kk

I remember when I was about turning 16 years, my mum fell ill and was flown abroad. My dad had too go with her. I remember returning from boarding house with my parents not around.

An uncle, feeling sorry for me and my younger brother who was 13 at the time took us to see Father Christmas at a television station. As a 16 year old, I thoroughly hated every second of it but did not want to break my uncle's heart. I kept a stoic stance throughout.

I am still fond of my uncle down to this day

So what now happened next?

Politics › Re: Obi Donates ₦3m To Benue IDPs, Says Nigerians Should Not Be Living Like Refugees by Serial48(f): 5:30am On Dec 26, 2022

PandoraObi:
Peter Obi's Igbo people verbally crucified politicians for doing what Peter Obi is doing presently, but they will praise him now for giving money just to buy the presidency, this emotional blackmail and political hypocrisy will not work, no to nsobu nsobu politics

Cry more

Pets › Re: Guys, My Ekuke Gave Birth (Tomorrow Is The Naming) by Serial48(op): 3:58pm On Dec 25, 2022

ZombieSlayer1:
Congrats to her and to you.
Your dog looks well taken care of. Bravo

Thanks alot.. I treat her as family.. tick picking, I bathe and make sure she's fed well. Then she returns the favour by guarding the perimeter when I sleep at night even though she's got a bed space in my lobby.. it's all love, this is one Ekuke that I have shown lots of love and she's never forsaked me like my human friends so to say.

Edit:
This dog can hunt on her own. Somedays I return from work to find fresh bush meat somewhere waiting for me mauled and hunted by my dog..

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Pets › Re: Guys, My Ekuke Gave Birth (Tomorrow Is The Naming) by Serial48(op): 9:13pm On Dec 24, 2022

Pells1:
One more Saturday for the year to finish
Don't wanna marry ?
Come let me save u

Shift.

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Pets › Re: Guys, My Ekuke Gave Birth (Tomorrow Is The Naming) by Serial48(op): 7:45pm On Dec 24, 2022

habsydiamond:
Congratulations... its always fascinating to see animals give birth... the young ones are always beautiful.

Thank you.

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Pets › Re: Guys, My Ekuke Gave Birth (Tomorrow Is The Naming) by Serial48(op): 7:44pm On Dec 24, 2022

Akacollins7:
WAW beautiful, address oooh, at list one bor and possible Pepe soup of ....

17, bullet bustop, Heaven close.

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Pets › Re: Guys, My Ekuke Gave Birth (Tomorrow Is The Naming) by Serial48(op): 7:42pm On Dec 24, 2022

Pells1:
I wan yansh you
How much I go pay

Hundred thousand million dollars..

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Pets › Re: Guys, My Ekuke Gave Birth (Tomorrow Is The Naming) by Serial48(op): 6:09pm On Dec 24, 2022

muyico:
Congrate! O........

Thank you Sir

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Pets › Guys, My Ekuke Gave Birth (Tomorrow Is The Naming) by Serial48(op): 6:04pm On Dec 24, 2022

I love local dogs. Keep your international dog opinion to yourself.

My Family just Tripled

Adopt an Ekuke today and let's save this breed.

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Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 7:29am On Nov 04, 2022

Someone sent me a 100k I don't know if it's from here.. but thank you so very much... In the Description for the transfer the person wrote "NL" Nairaland??

But thanks alot I appreciate

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Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 10:15am On Nov 01, 2022

Sammy07:
Congratulations OP.
You beautiful though

Thanks for the compliment

Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 10:15am On Nov 01, 2022

Aaaaarghmed:
hope you know this is not right.There is a casual staff in my company he is just planning to go for NYSC and he earns 60k.He said he is getting married by Dec and he told me that I will support him.shishi am not giving him,for mentioning that support.No be me send to marry and if he is not capable he shud rest.Even when he wanted to go for introduction..he asked me to lend him 15k,just imagine.

Sorry Sir

Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 11:14pm On Oct 31, 2022

Sharonstone7719:
You never marry finish you don turn beggar.
make hunger no go finish you after wedding oo it won't be funny oo.

You made your point congrats.

Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 5:51pm On Oct 31, 2022

GloriousGbola:
Brand new format.

And na kuda Bank

All those videos of people in hospital beds no dey work any more

There's a pool of conclusions in your home, you're always jumping into it.

Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 2:42pm On Oct 31, 2022

Joystic:
Entitlement mentality bro.. Either that or na scammer

It's entitlement mentality happy now Bros?

Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 12:34pm On Oct 31, 2022

blaquebelle:
I saw the topic and I just knew insults were coming Nlanders never disappoint. If you don't have anything to donate, must you comment? Who asked you people for the unsolicited advice. Lol. Best of luck and happy married life to you hanty.

Thank you.. na nine Dem dey see, na six for my side.

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Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 10:27am On Oct 31, 2022

Samantha123:
Why did you agree to get married if you don't have any money for the wedding?

Sorry Ma, Husband is Scarce.. this is a start I know it will get better

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Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 10:22am On Oct 31, 2022

Davidave:
abi dis one is mad ni...fund ur wedding? if u re nt capable, na by force u marry?maybe after 9month of wedding, we ll fund ur first born naming ceremony.

Calm down

Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 10:14am On Oct 31, 2022

Haymus007:
Wow, congrats in advance ma'am!

Thank you very much

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Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 10:14am On Oct 31, 2022

doggedfighter:
You agreed with your husband to be to come solicit for help here ?

.

I'm doing this on my own Aunty mi.

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Family › Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Serial48(op): 10:05am On Oct 31, 2022

Hello Good people of NL. I'm getting married this Saturday . We plan to have a small reception after church. I'd like to seek the support of good people on this site to help with whatever they can as it will go a long way.. IL put up the invitation on here ahead of time for whoever wants to attend.

If you send me anything, IL be sure to acknowledge thanks and thanks.

2016380969
Damilola
Kuda bank

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Agriculture › Re: Pictures From My Garden by Serial48(f): 6:14pm On Oct 23, 2022

TheSourcerer:
how did you get it to bud beautifully ? Mine just sprouted then died ,

In your case your seed I mean the one you planted is or was weak. When selecting the seeds for planting next time, select the dark ones those ones are matured seeds that would sprout and grow. The darker the seed the better.

Celebrities › Re: Gideon Okeke's Marriage Crashes; Separates From His Wife, Chidera by Serial48(f): 5:38pm On Oct 23, 2022

Hahahahahahahaha, Wanye Kest

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Agriculture › Re: Pictures From My Garden by Serial48(f): 5:23pm On Oct 23, 2022

I grew canabis in my garden.. it's the Cana that made me grow other things like you have above.. but goats and snails won't let my garden be

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