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YinkaOlusesi16:And your sister or you know may be your mum may be in that sara situation too, as it could have been any of the females in your life. Calm down and be saying rubbish there.. I no dey reply mentions! |
Sweetheart Dodo, From your number one fan from ATL USA, the moment i read the first post and the second update, you put me on a hook. Can you post more? This is intriguing |
Wasn’t scheduled to host the birthday party of this kid, so I came as a guest. As the party proceeded, the family’s driver beckoned on me from inside. The turning 10 years old celebrant wanted his lesson teacher to host his party because the person his parents had paid was slowing down the whole fun. I obliged. As I was handed the mic to continue with the process, the previous mc beckoned me aside and handed me a paper. It contained a list of 10 questions I was to ask the celebrant towards the end of the party. I perused through it. The 9th question read: Who is the wealthiest person you’ve ever known? Like a general knowledge question heh? I would think. Maybe he’d answer Bill Gates as has been kids’ regular answer over the years, but does he KNOW Gates? Apparently, there was an answer to all ten questions in a different slip. Each answer had previously been rehearsed with the kid as per the idea of the mc. He was to get 10/10, so he had to answer all questions right. I peeped into the answer to number 9 and I saw it was his father. When I saw the answer, I better understood the question, so I chose to ask every other question except that. When we got to the 9th question, I created one easy enough for him to answer on the spot. He got it right. As a round of applause was being awarded to him on his correct answer, I sited the look on the mc and the celebrant’s mother’s face. They knew that wasn’t the question and was pissed I had changed it. They couldn’t wait for the party to be over before they rushed towards me demanding why. As I had been expecting this confrontation, I already prepared a swift response. At ten, you were already indirectly teaching a kid to value materialism above community and shared friendship. To put his guests who doubled as his friends, down, especially in the presence of their parents. Clearly, the celebrant’s father was the wealthiest of men who were gathered at that event, by a mile, but the effect of a seemingly harmless question would go on to plant a seed of discord in the minds of these young ones with many of them wanting to be accorded that sort of acknowledgment in the near future. The question had no bearing and held no relevance in any way to the occasion. There was no reason for why money would be glorified in a children’s party like ‘dorime’ in a regular night club, and not on my watch was I going to let that happen. Since the purpose for such question was to make the sponsor of the party feel important, I had ensured the question I created was in line with achieving the same or similar purpose. I had asked the lad who the kindest and most charitable person he had known was, and since, truly, his father was generous beyond measures, it was an easy one for him. Ours is a society that has taken every opportunity to trample on decent, humble, honest, patient, loving, loyal and transparent people on the altar of money. The excessive praise singing, cheers and recognition is why people outdo themselves to achieve such status. People can be on a queue in a banking hall for hours while a person can waltz in at any time, straight into the manager’s office, and have a bulk of cash move into same office to satisfy his transaction as though waiting customers are any less. Cars can drive in a fueling station and the attendant before the very presence of people she’d told there was fuel scarcity, will make moves to satisfy this car. On very many instance, the ‘iji-ego’ factor as used by Osita Iheme in the movie, billionaires, come to play. The society have on very many occasions, passed the message that money can get you through and to any place, can get you through and to anything at any time, and we’re surprised about the aftermath of these messages? The desperation is yet to near its peak. Stay safe! |
lieutenantprime:I didn't see Messi on the pitch tonight you guy's neeed to stop smoking cheap stuff |
favourmic:This is almost funny |
pinnket:You almost made sense |
emeijeh:You almost made sense |
Ahamefuna0001:Lol |
2018Airforce1:Abi China �� |
Some feminist still nursing their Hillary Clinton wounds have taken this 'shithole' narrative as an excuse to score cheap points. Let those based in the UK and Germany take the lead, I won't bat an eye. But you see, if you're in Nigeria, and you want to make this a gender based argument, you're just making a caricature of yourself. Trump is 1000000000000 times better than your Buhari. He is 1000000000000 times better than 98% of all African leaders. Take that to the bank. Ignore the fact that Hillary had crime and murder filled past records, and should be in jail. Just feed on the bias that she lost because she has a vagina. You will be fine. And for those who think people accepting the bitter truth as annoying as they come, are 'Trump supporters', may it be well with the soul of your brain. I'm baffled at why a mad man would feel insulted if he's called mad. Is he not mad? Even if it is a fellow mad man calling him so, does it make him any less mad? The first step towards solving any problem is in actually accepting there is in fact a problem. Africa is worse than a shithole. And why do we have to stay fixated on who said instead of focus on what was said? Instead of our leaders and us to be challenged by being called fantastically corrupt, ineffectual buffoon, living in huts and lately, shithole, we're infuriated by who said. Self deceit and hypocrisy will be the end of us. Tell yourselves the truth, and stop going with that stupid narratives of how blacks built America. How can you build a place faraway from home and your home is still shattered? How daft can you be? - Osula |
NaoSlay:You think it was scripted? Please recieve sense |
CHAPTER 5 The bartender came back with the orders, but Kingsley had long gone and Sly was deep into a phone call. He gestured him to drop the drinks on the table and leave. "Yes, he just left. No, no, not at all. I will be a little late. I have to make other arrangements. Yes. I know I know. Okay... Exactly! All right. No, 2am. Yes, but not the bar you dropped me. Yes, that one. No. Audu should come and pick me there by 10pm. Okay, all right. Bye." He hung up, reached for the sweaty chilled beer in front of him, opened it and gently poured it into the cup while staring into the blank air. It was almost 8 pm and people had begun to trot into the bar for a cool evening relaxation. His phone beeped. A message on WhatsApp. He reached for it. It was from her. He had been expecting to hear from her, was at the brink of calling even. 'He's here, how do I proceed?' The message read. He dropped the cup in his right hand and handled his phone with both hands. 'You don't need to do anything. Just make sure you're within his glare. He's too flirty to let any gorgeous woman, who walked into the bar alone at that hour be,' he replied. 'I hope everything goes according to plan, I'm kinda tensed' He gently lifted his gaze from his phone to observe his surroundings. He didn't feel comfortable anymore. He summoned the bartender, paid for a beer that he almost didn't touch, and took his leave. As he walked, he was engrossed in the ongoing conversation. 'It will. Just calm down and act your script,' he typed. Swiftly, he put his phone into his pocket and walked even faster. His phone beeped, obviously a message from her. He didn't immediately reach for it. At the junction, he flagged down a taxi headed for the popular Geneva club. It was when he was seated in the backseat of the cab alone that he reached for his phone to continue the conversation. 'Calm down?! I'm dying man! How do you tell anyone in my shoes to calm down?' was the message he received that beeped his phone a while ago. He felt slightly irritated and disgusted by her nagging. Sly was never a man to understand. He had never been in the position to sell his life, so he wouldn't know why she was being hysterical. But of course, he had been in a near death situation, too many times before. If she were there with him, he would have been vociferous. 'You're selling your life! I'm buying. Your family would reap the benefit of the sales. Or you want to bail?' he punched hard on his keys as if the recipient would feel the effect more than if he typed ordinarily. 'Hmmm. Easy option to take right now. But, 100 million is a hell lot of money for a life as miserable as mine. I hope you don't renege on the agreement when I'm gone. I swear, my spirit would haunt you to the death.' 'Women! You can never be right with them. Dealing with them is always complicated.' He mumbled under his breath. "You say?" the cabman cut in. "No, nothing," he replied. 'I can't even do that, given the many witnesses involved. Plus, you witnessed the upfront payment of 25 million already,' he replied to the last message he got. 'He just passed a note to the bartender. 'You look ravishing' is what he wrote.' A mischievous smile graced Sly's face. His irritation abruptly disappeared. 'Good, now this is the moment. Give him a signal, something to make him feel you're buying into his vibes, then finish up your drink and leave immediately.' 'Leave?' 'Yes. He'll follow you. Walk really slowly, but don't make it seem so obvious. Dude is a sucker for anything in skirt. Trust me, he will.' 'I winked at him.' 'Did he get the memo?' 'I don't know. He smiled at least.' 'Nice one! Now pay up and leave!' Sly lifted his face from his phone screen and stroked his beard. 'No carry me pass my destination o,' he jeered at the cabman. 'Na we draw the map of this city o, oga. No worry, you no get problem. See Geneva for front there,' the cabman replied. Sly wasn't the one to engage in any unnecessary or irrelevant conversation with any stranger, especially this evening, so he didn't respond. He had a lot on his plate and a very little time to address it all. He looked at his wristwatch, it was a few minutes past 9 pm. In less than a minute, the taxi pulled up in front of the club. All the disco light glittered the entire area. Sly paid his fare and got off. As he alighted and walked towards the club, he was approached by numerous hookers in a flirtatious manner, but tonight was for business. Pleasure can wait for another time. He adjusted his cap to perfectly cover his scar. The darkness was swallowed up by the many colorful lights and anyone could make his face; an eventuality he needed to make sure was not the case. At the entrance of the club, he flipped his card in the faces of the bouncers. Ordinarily, he would have embraced them and exchanged pleasantries for about a minute or so. He was regular here. But tonight, there wasn't any much time for formalities. It was a brief handshake and the door to club was thrown open for him. |
CHAPTER 4 SLY As he is known by most people. Real name, Sylvester. Has been working for Chief many years now. One of chief's most trusted confidant; his right hand man. Sly had a repute for shady deals. The scar on his face was a given, and that is how he earned his other moniker; scarface. He didn't liked to be called that. Presented him more as a dangerous person than he was. Or was he? He would be found mostly seated at the backseat of chief's most driven Chevrolet, which had a tinted glass. They would be engrossed in a conversation at hushed tones and burst into bouts of laughter at intervals. But most of their longer conversations were held at the residence of chief, behind closed doors. "So, you think she would be a fine specimen, right?" Chief whispered. "Sure, why not? I have carried out necessary preliminary investigations and they have yielded fruitful result to our course," he replied. "But is her life really worth that much sef?" Chief asked, shoving Sly playfully. "Or you're trying to fatten your own purse, heh?" They burst into loud hysterical laughter, as the car slowed down and made a left turn, then halted. They just arrived at the bar. Not really the bar, the next turn would make it there. But chief was of the habit of stopping some distance away from his actual destination, and Audu, his driver, had repeatedly had this order, enough to not make any mistake. "You are meeting him here? The hotel attendant I mean?" Chief asked. "Yes, yes, sure. I had earlier called and made necessary arrangements. I hope he shows up," Sly replied. "Oh, he will. You have no idea how hard 500 thousand is to make. Who wouldn't?" Chief asked as he handed him a thick brown envelop. They laughed carelessly like two high school teenagers handling with their newly grown pubic hairs, mindless of Audu as if he weren't there. "Upfront," he chipped. "Very necessary," replied Sly. And they laughed again. "I'm sure you have finalized agreement with her too, I mean the girl?" "Oh, may her soul rest in perfect peace," Sly replied making the sign of the cross. And they laughed again. "I would be home before 9pm. I have some other engagements after now," Sly said ad he made to open the car door. "That's fine, just be careful and be safe, and keep me abreast with the entire process, " chief replied. "And leave no stone unturned," he continued. And with that Sly got out of the vehicle and watched them drive off. He adjusted his loosened shirt to cover his protruding stomach, looked sideways and walked towards the bar. It was 5:47pm. "Right on time," he said to himself as he turned his cap sideways. He walked towards Royalé bar in rushed steps, like he was late for an appointment or something. When he got to the bar, he briefly combed the entire area with his eyes. The place was still scanty. It was too early in the evening for the regular drinking galore to begin. After reconnoitering for the most convenient table, he opted for the one least visible. He walked in and made himself comfortable in one of the four chairs around the table. A bartender walked towards him to get his orders, as was the regular routine, but he gestured him to not worry as he was waiting for someone. Just then, a young man made his way into the bar. Average height, dark skinned, a well combed Afro and a backpack strapped to his back like a high school student. He halted for a brief moment at the entrance to the bar and looked around as if he was searching for someone. Sly quickly reached for his phone and combed the gallery in search of a particular picture. 'This is our guy,' he mumbled to himself as he began composing a text. As his phone beeped signalling his message had been delivered, he watched the young man, first staring at his phone like he was reading something, and then look in his direction in searching eyes. After a while, he began to walk in his direction. Sly adjusted his cap to fit and sat in a more commanding posture as if to say 'hey, I'm the boss here'. "You're the friend," Kingsley said deliberately stressing on 'friend' as he buried himself tiredly in the chair opposite Sly. "Don't I look friendly?" Sly replied as he stretched his hand towards Kingsley. The two men shook hands. "How did you get to have so much information about me anyway? You have my private number, know where I work and all. What else do you know about me?" Kingsley asked. "More like, what do I not know about you?" Sly said in a very relaxed, genuis-like tone. "Let's just say, I have my eyes and ears everywhere and I pay attention," Sly dragged, visibly uninterested in too much formalities. "Straight to business," he continued. "Oh yeah, the 'small task, I need to do," Kingsley replied excitedly. You could tell the eagerness in his voice. "Careful now, boy. You don't wanna be robbed, do you? You sound so loud like that, you don't know who would be eavesdropping," Sly warned. But he was more concerned about concealing the entire deal than caring about whether or not Kingsley was robbed. Kingsley rubbed his palms, one against the other to keep warm. It was a cool evening and they were seated out in the open. He was a mixture of excitement and tension. What was he to do? He had kept thinking the whole time since leaving his house. He paid keen attention as the strange man took him over the process of what he was required to do. He was dumbfounded anyone would offer to pay anyone that much for just that. Sly could tell this. He was a smart man. Many a times, he had directly been involved in deals like this and he wasn't really astonished. "You don't have to delay one minute past 2. You have barely ten minutes between when you must get to the kitchen and back. The security guard on duty would play his part in switching the CCTV cameras in the hallway for this exact same duration. One minutes past your time and you've blown your cover, and thus mine. I would gladly shoot you in the face," Sly said. Kingsley's smile gradually faded as he saw the serious look on the strange man's face. Five hundred thousand was worth the risk and he was taking it. With the security camera off, all he had do was deny he even met with this customer at all, let alone give him food. "Is the food poisoned?" "That isn't part of your job and shouldn't be any of your business, but no. You're not going to be an accomplice of murder. Just to be sure, you could scoop a spoonful and taste it." The two men's eyes locked for a minute. Sly could feel the young man's heart pound. 'He thinks 500 is all that easy to make huh?' Sly thought to himself. "2 am, right?" He asked. "Not before or after," replied Sly. "But the kitchen would be locked by then," "It should be. But tonight, it will not be, but only for ten minutes. You will not meet the kitchener on duty and she won't know who came for the food in the tray, but that's not your business. Do what you have to do and get out." Sly replied as he reached out for the brown envelop from underneath his shirt and handed it to Kingsley across the table. "Here's 250 thousand. You do the job, all goes well, you get your balance." The barman walked towards their table, received their orders and went to fetch. "Just that?" Kingsley asked. "Only that," Sly replied. 'Why do I feel I am being overpaid, and there is more to this than you're letting me know?" Kingsley said, scratching his chin and looking around. "That's why you're still poor young man. Can't someone, from the benevolence of his heart, choose to be charitable in any way?" Kingsley reached for the envelop and peeped, obviously knowing he couldn't count it there, he squeezed it, unzipped his backpack, shoved his work uniform aside and buried the envelop deep into the backpack. "Can I have your phone?" Sly requested. "It's nothing, just protocol," he continued after Kingsley gave him the suspecting look. He went through the call log and cleared his phone number. Scrolled to the messages and wiped off every text he had ever sent him. Done. "What's my name?" Sly asked in a mischievous tone. "You're yet to tell," Kingsley replied. "Your response implies you do not know, right?" "Of course not!" "Good! We are done here. Your balance would be transfered directly to your account. Just do as you are told." "Done. I have to take my leave now." Kingsley said as he got up and adjusted his backpack comfortably on his back, this time clutching it a bit more tighter. It was more than just work uniform now. "Feel free. It was nice doing business with you," Sly said stretching his hands towards Kingsley in offer of a handshake. The two men shook hands and Kingsley took his leave. |
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HARDLABOR:'One days ago' chai |
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coolh3ad:Oga abeg leave this guy na, after a failed music career, he's been trying hard to impress his nairaland demons the ones that bow to every of his show offs.. An idiot will only beat you with experience bro are you an idiot too? |
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Chapter 3 THE HOTEL ATTENDANT He was on night duty tonight, so he had to sleep for most of the day. When his phone, which seldom rang, rung that noon, he was astonished as to who the caller would be. He received the call with some sort of boyish enthusiasm. "Hi there," came the voice at the other end. "Hello, who is this?" He asked. "Oh man, be easy. I'm just a friend." He was actually starting to become uneasy. Just a friend, at noon, on a Friday? He tried to make the voice out, but that was an attempt in futility. He had very few friends and they all had his number as he theirs, so it would have displayed if it was any one of them. "Who is this please?" "Like I said, just a friend." "Yes, who would you like to speak with?" "Am I unto Kingsley? A hotel attendant in Nadeco Hotel and suites?" "Yes, and this is?" "How would you like to make an easy 500 thousand over a not-so-demanding task?" "Did I hear you right sir?" He didn't know where the 'sir' came from. He didn't bother to figure out whether or not, whoever at the other end of the phone was older or younger than he was. But then, all his excitement faded into thin air when he remembered the spate of fraudulent activities in recent times. "All this wayo people sef, una no dey taya? Guy go learn work. How u take get my number sef?" You could easily tell the irritation in his voice as he dropped the call. In less than five minutes, he received a text from the same number. It read: 'It will behoove you to at least risk knowing what I'm about first. Dropping the call was rude and unnecessary. Meet me at the bar, just a stone throw from where you work, by 6pm. You are to resume work by 8pm, so I have less than two hours to bring you up to speed on what you're required to do. The cash is here with me as I speak to you.' It all seemed surreal and he wasn't buying it yet. Sleep eluded him and he was rather tensed about 6pm. His mind juggled between going or not, but five hundred thousand was a lot of money worthy of consideration. He had nothing, so it wasn't going to be a case of kidnap; they would be wasting their time and resource. His mind traveled back to the previous weeks, could he have by any means, done something wrong to someone and he was being set up? He had always been a pacifist and so, there is no way in heaven, that could have been it. Although, you can't trust humans, what he may have intended to be a light joke may have been taken out of proportion. 6pm was slow to come, and eager as he was, the closer it came, the more tensed he became. But then, it did come, and he did go. Dressed in his mufti with his work uniform in his backpack, he made to leave for the bar. He arrived a few minutes past 6 and looked around. There was no familiar face. Just as he was about to dial the number, he received a text: 'I can see you. You're a bit late. I'm the guy on white with a papa's cap, sitting alone at the fifth table to your right.' He looked. The face wasn't anywhere recognizable. It didn't even ring a bell. Maybe it was the distance, he thought, so he walked towards the table, with the hope that he would know the person as he drew closer. Now seated face to face from across the table, he still didn't make the face. "Here, 250 thousand. You do the job, all goes well, you get your balance." The strange man said, putting a brown envelop on the table. The barman walked towards their table, received their orders and disappeared to fetch it. "Just that?" He asked, after he was taken through the process of what he was to do. "Only that," replied the strange man. 'Why do I feel I am being overpaid, and there is more to this than you're letting me know?" "That's why you're still poor young man. Can't someone, from the benevolence of his heart, choose to be charitable in any way?" Well, it was a done deal. All he had to do was deliver a meal at an ungodly hour to a customer in a certain room, courtesy of one Chief Bells? That was easy. He only risked losing his job if the customer complained to the management, but he was just paid 7 months salary upfront, so, losing his job was a considerable option. 8pm, he had to leave and resume work. He was given facial description of the person. The room number would be communicated to him as soon as the said customer was lodged. Strange man requested for his phone, fondled with it for a minute or thereabout, and gave it back. "What's my name?" Asked strange man. "You're yet to tell," Kingsley replied. "Your response implies you do not know, right?" "Of course not!" "Good! We are done here. Your balance would be transfered directly to your account. Just do as you are told." "Done. I have to take my leave now." "Feel free. It was nice doing business with you," strange man said stretching his hands towards Kingsley in offer of a handshake. The two men shook hands and Kingsley took his leave. At around 12am that midnight, he received a text from another number. 'Room 203, fifth floor'. He knew who from. His orders were straightforward; wait until 2am, go to the kitchen, you would see a tray of covered food, the only tray that would be there at the time. The kitchener would deliberately leave the door open solely for this purpose. You have to be fast, because by 2:10, the kitchen door would be locked. You mustn't know what kitchener is on duty, as she mustn't know what hotel attendant came for the tray. 1:59, he felt some uneasiness. He made for the kitchen, saw the tray, and without stalling or hesitation, he carried it and headed for the said room. He knocked, a delayed response. "Who is it?" Came the voice from the room in a hushed tone. "Room service," he replied. When the door opened, he was greeted by the face of the man who fitted perfectly into the description he was earlier given: "On the house, courtesy of Chief Bells," he said, smiling mischievously. "Who's Bells?" He had already anticipated the question, and played the script finely. The strange man already told him what to say when the question was asked. "Oh, you don't know Chief? I guess you're a stranger in the city. Everyone knows chief Bells. He's the..." the impatient and obviously tensed man interrupted him. He demanded the tray be handed over. And he did. And left almost immediately. His job was done! Alas! Easy 500, he thought. He tiptoed downstairs heaving a sigh of relief. 'Done', he texted the number. He didn't get any reply, but he didn't need to even. This was the easiest money he he had ever made! ~ Osula |
Chapter 2 •HER She had little or no option to explore anymore. She was done trying. Her hope had faded out and there was no resuscitation in sight. Her background was tale enough for how her life ended up that way; empty, shattered and broken. All she had ever strived for was the best, but somehow, it always came in reverse. She bottled everything inside, looking her best when she was in public glare. She could afford a smile and a wave, and that was all she needed to get by. Her mother and siblings would think she was doing very well in the city, because she always looked her best whenever she visited them in the village. She had a gift, no matter how small for everyone, and liked the way she was teased --city girl-- it gave her a certain feeling; of importance --more like superiority. Until that night, she never thought for the life of her, she would be sacrificing her life for her family. Her life! Literally. She was ready to do everything to make them happy, and giving her life was the last on the list of everything. But alas, every other thing on the list had, by her books, been tried, and so she was resorting to the very last option. When she walked into the club that evening, knowing it was her last night on earth; as a living human, that is, she sniffed in every breath, savoring the entire air. She sat down at the table and began to tap on her phone. "He's here," she texted. "How do I proceed?" "You don't need to do anything. Just make sure you're within his glare. He's too flirty to let any gorgeous woman, who walked into the bar alone at that hour, be," came the reply. "I hope everything goes according to plan, I'm kinda tensed." "It will. Just calm down and act your script." "Calm down?! I'm dying man! How do you tell anyone in my shoe to calm down?" "You're selling your life! I'm buying. Your family would reap the benefit of the sales. Or you want to bail?" "Hmmm. Easy option to take right now. But, 100 million is a hell lot of money for a life as miserable as mine. I hope you don't renegade on the agreement when I'm gone. I swear, my spirit would haunt you to the death." "I can't even do that, given the many witnesses involved. Plus, you witnessed the upfront payment/of 25 million already." "He just passed a note to the bartender. 'You look ravishing' is what he wrote." "Good, now this is the moment. Give him a signal, something to make him feel you're buying into his vibes, then finish up your drink and leave immediately." "Leave?" "Yes. He'll follow you. Walk really slowly, but don't make it seem so obvious. Dude is a sucker for anything on skirt. Trust me, he will." "I winked at him." "Did he get the memo?" "I don't know. He smiled at least." "Nice one! Now pay up and leave!" She tucked her phone in her bag, beckoned on the bartender, paid and made to leave. She walked really slowly, watching behind her every second, and when she saw him run out of the bar as if he was being chased, she knew he was after her. She didn't look back anymore. Snubbed the first two 'HIs' and turned back to respond to the third. So much trouble for a young gentleman this handsome. It was going to be her last night, but his trouble would begin at the end of her living. He spoke fluently, gesturing often like she was deaf. She didn't have to keep the conversation too long --or short-- just enough for him to fancy her enough to want to spend the night with her. And when he did, he offered to take her home. That was an already considered option, but the plan was for her death to happen in public. He could easily hide, bury or dispose off her corpse at his private residence. But he stood no chance doing same in a hotel. So she said she would prefer they lodged instead. And lodged they did. While he was in the shower getting set for a long night of 'fun', she was finalizing her agreements. "Now you have to clear your phone, make sure the last five numbers you called are members of your families. Delete my contact entirely. Wipe our conversations. Leave no stone unturned. Remember, if I go down, your family does, and that would mean you wasted your life for nothing." "I know. We don't have to go over this repeatedly. How long before the drug kicks in?" "Four hours tops, from the minute you swallow. No trace of it in your system, even if autopsy is carried out on your corpse. We've tested it on specimens. It would seem as though you were strangled." "OK. Deleting and clearing now. He's almost done." "Rest in peace." "You're very...." She cleared the message. That didn't deserve a reply. Nothing else was important right now. She cleared everything. Called her mum, then her brothers. They were all excited about the ongoing construction of their new house. They all thanked her, showering praises and prayers asking when she would be coming. 'Soon', was all she could say. She reached for her purse, brought out the drug. Her heart pounding heavily. After all, she was going to hang by a loose rope somewhere, nights before, when she was rescued and brought to Chief. She wanted to die; a waste of life. He still wanted her dead too, but would have her family paid for it, and have whatever his aim, achieved. It was a win win situation. She closed her eyes, said a short prayer and took the drugs. When he came out, she managed a faint smile and made for the bathroom to have her bath. Ten minutes in, no sound of water. She was mourning her own death --very few people have that opportunity-- to mourn their own death. In one minute, letting the water run down her body, she was done. Dead body no get case. He offered her food and drink, but she declined everything. She had less than four hours to live. He should be asleep by the time the drug had began to work. He switched off the light, made for her in the dark, and they kissed. She was numb to his touches. But then she thought 'last sex? It better be a good one', and so she turned him over. Holding unto his hardened dick, she reached for it with her mouth, swallowed it like it was some sort of antidote for the drug she just took. He moaned, dragging her gently by the hair. She pushed him gently by his chest into a lying position, climbed on and rode him to paradise. In less than four minutes, he had climaxed, was weak and tired and in no time, his eyes closed. 'That was good,' he managed to say in a tired tone. She lay still on her back, staring at the blank ceiling. The room was dark so she could see nothing. All that was on her mind was how well she had lived. Twenty seven was just enough to live, she consoled herself. Waiting for the drug to kick in, she gently packed up all her belongings and squeezed them in her bag. She quietly got up, and made for the bottom of the bed. Her bag serving as a pillow, she laid flat. Nobody alive can describe exactly how death feels, and so, in the dark, she faded out of existence. OSULA |
CHAPTER ONE He looked at the empty bed with fear in his eyes. He has always heard stories like this, but until this very moment, never believed in them. The door was still locked, and so were the windows. The windows were actually no option because the room was on the fifth floor of the elegant hotel. He shivered at the thought of it. His legs, too wobbly to walk down to the bathroom. "Are you there?" He managed to ask in a low tone, but that was most likely rhetorical because every single item she came with was nowhere in sight. His mind traveled back to the previous night when they had just met. She had walked into the club looking like the typical wild city life kinda girl. Her dark brown hair, falling slightly below her shoulder. Dark skinned, or so it seemed, as the evening was dirty dark, but her eyes and smiles shone so bright, piercing through his glance. She stood at five feet eight inches, but her high heels added a couple extras, making her elegant. She clutched tightly unto her bag and looked around as if she had come there on a date. After some couple of minutes, she walked briskly towards a table and signaled the waiter, placed her orders, and dug into her phone. All these while, his eyes was glued to her every move. She was his kind of girl. His first instinct was to walk right over to her table, but on second thought, he opted not to. Instead, he beckoned on the waiter and slipped him a note to hand her. 'You look ravishing' it read. He watched the waiter hand her the note. She faintly smiled for a brief moment, look towards his table and winked. He could feel his heart in his mouth, but he didn't have to make it obvious; his excitement. He was fuzzy as to whether or not to make a move or not. He felt glued to his spot. Still contemplating his next line of action, she got up, picked up her bag, beckoned the waiter, handed him some money and made to leave. This was his chance, it was now or never. Opportunities don't come like this twice in a lifetime. He hurriedly walked up to the counter, paid for his drink and ran up in her direction. She hadn't covered any much distance when he caught up with her... There was a knock on the door. "Who's it?" He asked, with the anticipation that it was her. "Room service," came the voice. His heart melted. He didn't order anything. As he walked up to the door, he wondered why room service was there in the first place. He opened the door and was handed a tray. "On the house, courtesy of Chief Bells," the young man clothed in a sort of uniform, said beaming with smiles. "Who's Bells?" He asked, slightly uninterested, as he had other things on his mind. "Oh, you don't know chief? I guess you're a stranger in this city. Everyone knows chief Bells. He's the..." "OK, OK, hand the tray over, thanks," he said, cutting him short. He didn't even bother opening the tray to see the content. He just dropped it on the table and walked over to the window to have a view of the city. Still lost in thoughts, his hand on his chin as he looked around. The shining disco light from the Tenzo dance hall was still glowing in many beautiful colors. Not very many people were on the street. Shops were closed. There was a certain calm alien to the city, and that is when it struck him. It was 2 O' clock in the morning, why would the hotel be having everyone's orders from whatever chief at such an ungodly odd hour? He thought to himself. His curiosity was piqued and he dashed towards the table and hurriedly opened the dish. Food! Nothing serious, just food. It didn't make any sense. He kept pondering. Just as he was about to get back to his deep thoughts and walk towards the window again, he noticed a white piece of paper, just beneath the plate. He moved the dish sideways and slipped the note out. 'She's dead, right beneath your bed. Look'. He was dazed! Myriads of thoughts running through his mind simultaneously. He bent down dramatically and noticed a dark shadow of a human body. His head was exploding. He looked around as if he wasn't the only one in the room. He wanted to scream, but his voice had long left him. He walked to the other side of the bed, and pulled out the body. It was her! Still, stiff, cold and lifeless. He stared at the note in his hand. 'She's dead, right beneath your bed. Look'. He wished he was dreaming and began to mumble 'wake up, wake up, this is a nightmare, wake up right now!'. He passed put from shock. ~ Osula |
"Fani Kayode is my boy. Give him food. He will eat and then sing for you. He's a smart boy" - General Olusegun Obasanjo (rtd) Former president and CinC of the armed forces, federal republic of Nigeria. Hehehehe. � � � � � � � � And this is one of the few times Obasanjo was 100% accurate about another politician. I find the statement devoid of bias, sentiments or personal differences. It cannot be any less true about FFK. The man's hypocrisy is top notch. His art in 'chameleonism' is divine. And what's worse? His followers. Especially those. In 2013, then Lagos State governor, Raji Fashola (SAN), ordered the deportation of 19 persons of Igbo decent to the east. They were carried off like animals and dumped in Onitsha, as if they were refuse. Deportation in your own country o. Inter state deportation that is. Of course, the Igbos began to vent. They were raving angry by this act and they couldn't curtail the 'insult'. Majority of their claims being 'igbos built and runs lagos' and 'lagos is a no man's land'. FFK saw the opportunity to remind people he was still alive and kicking, with a brand new wave of polished insanity. He began to beat ethnocentric and tribal drums. Of how the igbos are ungrateful and cunning, tricky and callous. That they were taking leverage for license. That in the last 100 years, Yorubas has been the most tolerant people in the world. Plenty rubbish like that. He read out history for people who didn't know the archives he was dolling out those information. I guess he had a one-on-one with Oduduwa and Obatala. He was drawing the map of the west. All in a bid to put igbos in their place and spell it out to them that Lagos was not a no man's land. In one of his numerous tribalistic articles he stated: "Clearly it is time for us to answer the nationality question. These matters have to be settled once and for all. Lagos and the South-west are the land and the patrimony of the Yoruba and we will not allow anyone, no matter how fond of them we may be, to take it away from us or share it with us in the name of ”being nice”, ”patriotism”, ”one Nigeria” or anything else." Well, the igbos and every right minded thinking person came down heavy on him, attacking him for him being a tribalist. Did it sway him? Not in the least. In the height of the heated polity, Fashola had to tender an apology to the Igbos, explaining the circumstances behind his decision. Again, FFK condemned Fashola. Called him a hypocrite. Said he was being cowardly. In an article published by Premium Times on the 27th of September, 2013, FFK was quoted to say: “There can be little doubt that the relocation of the 19 Igbo destitutes from Lagos state a few months ago was a lawful exercise and that it was done in the interest of Lagos State. “Consequently I do not believe that Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola ought to have tendered any form of apology whatsoever to the Igbo for what he did." He didn't stop there. He kept on releasing derogatory and asinine remarks and terms at the igbos. And it became too much Orji Kalu called him out. Other notable Igbo men of great repute began to delve into the controversy and that is when FFK struck the bomb. Fani claimed not to be tribalistic and in an attempt to defend his claim he mentioned Igbo women he had had intimate entanglement with. Of the women he mentioned, Mrs. Bianca Ojukwu, the wife of Major General Ojukwu, declarer (founder what?) of Biafra, the secessionist attempt that led to the 67-70 civil war, as one of his lovers. Hell was let loose! The Igbos could not curtail these insults to their persons any further. It was the height of it because the name 'Ojukwu' is a highly regarded and respected name amongst majority of the Igbo people. (I don't know why anyway, I don't care to also.) And so articles and counter articles began to roll in. Yoruba vs Igbo. Nobody knew FFK was fighting for his daily bread. Nobody knew FFK was doing the work his pay masters has assigned him to. And when the tension calmed down, everybody forgot. The igbos forgot. Fast forward to the 2015 elections. FFK was hired for director of media and publicity for PDP's Goodluck Jonathan. And well, they were floored at the polls. But FFK has to finish up the job he was paid for, and ever since then, he hasn't stopped to critique the current administration. I recently began to criticize them for their shortcomings, so I would have pitched my tent with FFK. But I am wiser. FFK's criticism is not constructive. It is rid with hate, anger and sentiments. He is bitter. But that's not the shocking thing. At the wake of Yusuf Buhari's accident, FFK resumed his madness, gloating in grand style. He had begun initially with taking advantage of the igbos' situation with Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB to spread this hate. And so, in his grand fashion of always quoting the bible, FFK used the excerpts from the plague in Egypt to pass his message. Go to his page and check who his current praise singers are? Majority of them are the same igbos that this man ridiculed for years. They are calling him the only wise man from the west. They have adorned him with accolades and titles since he was at the court during NK's sitting. He, they claim, orchestrated the bail and release of their - what do they call him again sef? -Messiah. � � � I am just watching and observing, knowing fully well that FFK is just hustling. I know the average Igbo man to be smart enough to also notice this. But I am astonished beyond words that majority of the people I read on his page are suffering from selected amnesia or chronic dementia. The Yorubas who were defensive of him in 2013, referring him as mouthpiece of the gods are now the ones swearing for him along divides. Because the west is torn into two over PMB and the other side. This is what politics in Africa of today has become. Give a critic food, he will sing your praise. Well done FFK my man. Your god go bless your hustle. Ride on. The fools are those who do not notice this. Okaré o òmó. Wà jèré - Osula |
plavic:Read with a clear head you'd surely get the point |
uba1991:Enjoy your 3 minutes of fame |
I know it's a very poor country and the statistics don't lie about job scarcity and daily wages. But is it coincidental that those who are deeply religious, those who pray in public transport, like the one I'm in right now, seem like the ones who suffer the most? Like the poorest of the poor? And their Heavenly Father is stupendously wealthy! The irony. Smh |
Let me shock you: Do you know that Equatorial Guinea has two vice presidents? Called first and second VP. Do you know the son of the current president is the first vice president? He was the second vice president since 2012, and was recently promoted to first vice president in 2016 by his father's office. Do you know that same son has been in public service for over 20 years now, serving as minister of security, finance and economics. And even as the first VP, he is still minister of two sectors in the country? Do you know that of the 30 owners of Bugatti Veyron in the world, the one time most expensive car in the world, costing $2,300 000 (US), the first vice president and son of incumbent president is one of those 30 people? Do you know that he also owns a yacht, a ducatti power bike, Lamborghini, Ferrari, and all the fast super expensive cars you can think of? Do you know that he personally owns properties in California, Paris and South Africa costing more than 800 million US dollars? Close to a billion. And that the French government seized his yacht, Bugatti and 28 other expensive automobiles and sold it in an auction in 2014. Not a single dime was paid bag to E.G, and even if it was, it would still be ridiculously spent lavishly on the government's exorbitant lifestyles at the detriment of their people. Do you know that same first vice president owns a private jet and went on a cruise with American singer Eve, blew R10,000 000 (S.A rands) in one night. Do you know that even before his promotion to first vice president, the man has been convicted of many crimes in Paris, Switzerland, and US. From money laundering to fraud to corruption. All his confiscated properties were either seized and owned by those countries, never returned to E.G or sold at auctions with these countries keeping the money to themselves. Do you know that more than half of the entire E.G population, a total of about 900 thousand of their 1.2 million people live in abject poverty, surviving on less than 1 dollar a day. Do you know that slavery is still practiced in some parts of E.G. Do you know that Equatorial Guinea has the highest infant mortality rate, is rated 144th on countries to live in, has most parts uncivilized and uneducated without access to electricity, portable water, or adequate shelter. And you still think Africa is not a dump site? You still want to hold on to the heritage and cultural values of a people who derives so much pleasure in seeing their own suffer. You still don't understand that the major aim of fighting away colonization was to take away the chains from the white masters and put it on their own people and enjoy the supremacy the white master enjoyed; the ones they fought against. Most African leaders are the most backward set of people. Not in mindset, exposure or education, but in common sense. They have traveled the world and enjoyed the stability of saner climes. The relative peace, assured electricity, security, and other necessary basic amenities. But they rob all that off away from their people and go on to these countries to enjoy it. Africa is Infinitesimally on her way to recolonization because of the choices of our leaders. Remember this when that happens. We're being led to wear chains all over our bodies with our master's name pierced on our skin with red hot metal. If this does not bother you, then you're already a slave in mind. But before you rush to comment, I wrote about equitorial guinea and you think Nigeria is somehow better? For more than two months, my hood has been suffering from unstable electricity. The power supply is very low that it can't charge phones. On that same street, a public officer has one transformer right in his compound to himself, fleets of cars that has made his very large compound congested. What's worse? He doesn't even live there. Look around you, every single person that steps an inch ahead wants to oppress and control. Hire an extra gateman, your former gateman will boss him around. Hire an extra driver, your former driver would cross his legs and leave the whole car washing for him to do. An average African is ruthless, uncaring and brutal. They are quick to exert that superiority if given the slightest of chances. That's why lecturers can say A is for god, B is for them and C is for their craziness. Even the kind of knocks and slaps we received from older siblings, uncles, aunties and other relatives tells us something. Power intoxicates. And African leaders have held unto that string to rule instead of the lead. Leadership is service, rulership is dictatorship and control. Who does these men use against us? The very youths themselves. The loyal gullible fools. The most active young men and women in service are between 30- 50. Fraternities are busy fighting and killing themselves over girls, money, power, superiority and other such inanities when we have a common enemy. Keep pushing us to the wall. Make our lives meaningless enough for us to be ready to sacrifice it and put it on the line to give you a dose of your medicine. You underestimate the repercussions of your actions, and nemesis is closing in on you. Just watch. ~ Osula |
chiefolododo:Now that got me cracking �� |
On Nigeria, President Trump had this to say: "When they get to America, they never want to go back to their huts in Africa". Why are you vexed or worked up by that blatantly honest submission right there? � In my opinion , I would say Trump is deliberately ignorant or being mild with the truth because he wouldn't want to stir up the polity. Politics can get messy with unguarded utterances birthing conflict. But let's discuss this; why do we feel insulted and/or challenged when our realities are thrown right in our face? I may have to define 'hut' in the context used by Donald: Hut: a terribly shattered and archaic abode. Little or no regard for human right. Low life expectancy rate, high mortality rate. Low living standards. Unavailability of basic amenities, high rate of crime and unemployment. Over blown population and dilapidated structures. Failing health sectors and shamefully low educational standards. Broke and broken people, in mind and in spirit, no matter how wealthy they may get. All this on an average with a tilt towards a higher percentage of the divide. That � right there was Trump's assertion. And truly, when you experience a sane and working system for as much as a day, who would wanna come back to this hell we call home? To further buttress the point and prove that Trump is very correct, here are some illustrations: 1. Malawian Prophet Bushiri of less than 35 with no job or income, buys a Maserati worth hundreds of thousands of US dollars for his 6 year old daughter. Think about that for a minute. MALAWI! Malawi is so poor that Dangote's net worth is a few figures away from the country's GDP. 85% of their populace live in rural areas and in abject poverty. 2. High rate of divorce in Nigeria causing innocent children to be a bigger victim than the adults involved, yet, no correctional facility or organization to address this steady recurrence. This has given people the more impetus to reproduce recklessly with no schematics or laid down plans for the future of these kids and so these kids live through harsh conditions until they end up like the 9 year old Shanowole kid who was a fraternity member at the age of 7 and bragged to have killed people who challenged him. Did you read Evan's excuses for why he opted for a life of crime? Have you read about Anini, Dr. Oyenusi and co.? It starts like this. The child right acts is ineffective and non functional. No department of corrections. No child support, and we keep breeding uncontrollably with no care or concern, until it backfires. Because for every of your neighbor who breeds like a dog with no plan for those kids, you're at risk for when that kid becomes juvenile. 3. It's all talks. Because in the end, the lot of us contribute to these problems. Why is fuel scarce? How are the black marketers never running out of supplies? Why is there so much exploitation during festivities with no control or check to it? The transportation ministries and the many other motor park organizations are folding their arms to this madness? The chairman of the local motor park under whose nose this nonsense is happening would later open his smelling mouth to condemn ill governance. 4. Charity organizations, NGOs, religious organizations and their continuous madness has no end in sight. What does bald headed Oyedepo need two private jets for? Given the statistics of the country, it is a given that more than 75% of his church members live in abject poverty. Do these men have no conscience? The latest jet owner being Chris Oyhakilome. The political thug of CAN, oritsejafor, and the sexual depraved pervert, Suleiman Johnson, why are all these men taking so much advantage of their gullible followers to enrich their personal pockets? Have you seen any condemnation of the pastor of Omega Power Ministries who keeps doing nothing but charity? He rejected a 300K dollars rolls Royce and asked it be sold and the money channeled to charity too. 5. Again, age is NOT the problem. Mentality is. The banner of the young man and his female vice aspiring for the presidency in 2019 making rounds should get us involved and engaged in round table discussions. Us, being the masses. I have firsthand experience of greed consumed young self acclaimed leaders occupying and who have occupied pivotal student union positions with similar traits of the average African leader. So you see, when someone else point these out to you and you're so defensive and angry at this common knowledge, because 'hut' seems derogatory to your persona, I'm tempted to laugh at you and call you a fool. Feigning ignorance and constant denial to claim all is well because you want the int'l community to respect you, forgetting that you have to earn it, then, such hypocrisy will be your undoing. Go ahead and enrich those pulpit charlatans instead of you to join the #givechallenge and better the lives of your needy neighbor. ~ Osula |

