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Autos › Re: Your Advice On The Brand Of Car For A Starter by server34(m): 5:32pm On Nov 25, 2009

Jarus:
How is orange comparable with apple. I'll go with Honda Accord(2009) anyday.

lol @ Orange and Apples. Actually, there's a feeling that comes with a jeep which I wanna feel. Also cos of d bad roads in naija, I think a jeep will do. The Kia Sportage is more fuel efficient, and d Honda Accord is everywhere in lagos angry

Yeah am confused, but my mind seems set on d Sportage. I just need someone to agree with me so I don't look like d only stupid one. . .pleaseeee!

Autos › Re: Your Advice On The Brand Of Car For A Starter by server34(m): 4:08pm On Nov 25, 2009

Can someone help me too. . .choose between a Kia Sportage (2009) or Honda Accord (2009) as your only / everyday car.

Career › Re: Cheating In Exxonmobil Hr by server34(m): 8:30am On Nov 24, 2009

What test was that? and for what position?

Career › Re: Pls I'm Confused I Need Advise On My Career by server34(m): 8:20am On Nov 24, 2009

First of all, Comp. Sc or Statistics or Mathematics - No way! you are better off with your Physics. Don't mind the people who say u can't get anything with a B.Sc Physics. They are short-sighted (-2.5 tongue

). And did I hear u say your first semester GP was 4.01? Dats very good and u gotta keep it up.

All u need is motivation, check google and do a search on the kinda jobs u can get with a B.Sc Physics. See how broad physics is, and u'd be motivated. U can probably take up the Geophysics option in your final year, and if u graduate with the 4.xx GP, u'd be on your way to start a successful career in the Oil & Gas Industry. Geophysicists are highly needed and highly regarded in the Oil industry, equally as Engineers.

If u can cross over to Elect Elect, good. But don't see dat as a last resort.

If I were in your position, I'd love physics and build my GP. Aim to have a Career in Geophysics (probably with a masters degree in dat), and put in a lotta effort to dat.

Peace!

Career › Re: Professional Female Drivers? by server34(m): 8:01am On Nov 07, 2009

My childhood dream has always been to have a female driver someday. She must be beautiful, and hot! But some1 discouraged me along d line saying it won't be possible cos of my wife or girlfriend. . . Another person told me its sexual harassment.

Politics › Re: Okada Woman Calls A Woman A Cat After Hitting Her. Idiot Lagosians Proceed To Beat Her Until She "Confesses" by server34(m): 12:07pm On Oct 17, 2009

Just curious. Jakumo, wat do u do for a living?

Culture › Re: If You Are From Cross River Or Akwa Ibom, This Topic Is For You. Sosongo. by server34(m): 11:57am On Oct 17, 2009

Dadies and Yentlemen, mme kom o. Ererimbot abadie? Meen. . . mkpo a song tutu. . . Anyway, Abasi dey sha!

Career › Re: Mechanical Engineering Thread:for The Machines Only by server34(m): 11:45am On Oct 17, 2009

I studied Mechanical Engineering, but I cant call myself a Mechanical Engineer now. Is there anyone here on this forum who actively practices Mech Engr? Please tell us about your job, I would really like to know.

Education › Re: The Educative Game by server34(m): 12:20pm On Jul 19, 2009

ladysex:
1 How many faces does a cuboid have?

2 Why do you want to work outside of your country?

3 What is the chemical formula for potassium nitrate?

4 Should teachers wear school uniform?

5 Who was known as the silent president?

6 When will world war 3 start?

Goodluck.

1. 6

2. Because your country does not work.

3. KNO₃

4. No. They would look like senior students.

5. Yar'adua huh

6. If I never see work by the end of this year.

Culture › Re: Your Most Cherished Nigerian Culture. by server34(m): 12:09pm On Jul 19, 2009

I love the Okada. . . . Transportation whenever, wherever & however you need it!

Education › Re: The Educative Game by server34(m): 3:13pm On Jul 07, 2009

mufuteeeee:
Why has no one posted since. Well, I want to start a new thread that deals only with mathematics. I need your patronage. Piss

because u guys have spoilt the thread with ur complex mathematics, computers and electronics questions. Una too sabi. What happened to the time when we asked questions that most people can answer, requiring no specialization?

Which of the following countries has the largest population of English speakers?

India

United Kingdom

Canada

United States

Nigeria

Events › Re: July Birthday Mates! by server34(m): 2:05pm On Jul 06, 2009

Hey! I wish I was july. Can I join u guys plsss,

Rap Battles › Re: SAURON ADMITS BITING. EXPOSED BY OYINDA. BEGS NAIRALAND FOR FORGIVENESS .COME IN by server34(m): 6:16pm On Jul 01, 2009

Can't believe I went thru all this. Sauron try sha. . . but I dey feel Krayola pass.

Romance › Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by server34(m): 9:49am On Jun 25, 2009

I thot to myself "Ice cream even tastes better".

Music/Radio › Re: Reuben Abati Vs Banky W: A Must Read! by server34(m): 6:23pm On Jun 24, 2009

proudly9ja:
By the way sef, Uncle Rueben, where were you when Kwara State Givernor (a man from your own generation) brought in Beyonce and JayZ to Nigeria and named a street after JayZ in Kwara state?

LWKMD!! Tell me its a joke plsss. . . . .

Investment › Re: Top 10 Best Nig. Investment Banks In This Meltdown Period? by server34(m): 7:02pm On Jun 21, 2009

Jarus:
In any case, one thing about me is that I care about what people say about me, so I'll PM you(I have the right as a Mod) and ask for my posts that smacked of pompousness so that I can modify them.

Thanks

Ur welcome. I'd reply to ur PM when am less busy. . . . say tomorrow.

Jarus:
[b]PACKAGE:[/b]Their pay package is in the region of 6M per annum for entry level. Free lunch, good working environment etc.

Its way more than that. Unless the package is different for entry level engineers.

Business › Re: Nigeria’s Oil Production Drops By 1.3m Bpd- Shell Confirms Attack On Pipeline by server34(m): 5:55pm On Jun 20, 2009

ahf:
Not to talk of kidnapping of road construction personnel,

Dats d most annoying part my broda.

ahf:
Ultimately I see the companies enduring till the sitauation is no longer conducive, either a new haven of oil and gas (Angola, Gabon etc) will emerge or the use of alternative technology will expand.

Angola has already emerged, and their reserves are growing fast.

Family › Re: Why Do Girls Date Married Men by server34(m): 11:55am On Jun 19, 2009

@ topic - AND VICE VERSA!!! Why all this noise? Is it because we guys dont talk about all the married women that we date? We usually keep it on the low. Maybe we should start sharing our experiences so that everybody will stop complaining.

Business › Re: Nigeria’s Oil Production Drops By 1.3m Bpd- Shell Confirms Attack On Pipeline by server34(m): 11:48am On Jun 19, 2009

@ Poster will you please change the topic of your thread immediately. . . u almost gave me hypertension. News talk say production drops TO 1.3, you say drops BY 1.3m Bpd.

blackspade:
Buzz me when it hits 0.0 Bpd.

There will be nobody to buzz you, All Nigerians will be living in abject poverty, there will be no means of communication or buzzing u. 0.0Bpd of oil production means 0.0USD National GDP.

Investment › Re: Top 10 Best Nig. Investment Banks In This Meltdown Period? by server34(m): 6:18pm On Jun 18, 2009

Jarus, I think ur doing a good job with ur posts, they are very educating and inspiring. But I also think some of ur comments are unnecessary and pompous. Try 2 keep it on d low most times ok?. . . my2centimes. . . Plus I think u shouldn't have moved to the Oil sector from your previous job. because I can see you are obviously very good with the economics and investment sturvs, sadly however the engineers/geoscientists run the show within the oil (producing) companies. The money is good yeah, but please always do ur investment/economics thingz on d side. . . . don't let dat slide. . .

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Schlumberger Invites For Pre-screening Test In Lagos by server34(m): 7:19pm On Jun 17, 2009

Jisola Mar:
cos i av friends who av done same & av never been called
D only pple Schlumberger ever calls 4 their tests recently are pple who apply to d recruiter directly thru her email
& u can only get d recruiter's email addy thru an insider.dont u ever wonder that there r often few ppl @ their tests these days:like 7,10,15 etc?

I feel u sha. I know about the whole recruiter e-mail thing, so dont worry. But I also know that the online thing works too for a selected few. If u have a very good profile, the online thing works too. . . All d best.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Schlumberger Invites For Pre-screening Test In Lagos by server34(m): 4:12pm On Jun 17, 2009

Jisola Mar:
@ Laplace,
r u saying u just submitted ur CV at their site & u were called 4 d test just like that

Why not

Education › Re: Strictly For Great Ife by server34(m): 12:44pm On Jun 17, 2009

Jarus:
Sincerely, I wanted to ask same question when I read his response to my question yesterday. I expected to see somebody that graduated 2002 or earlier. Too unreal to believe but I avoided raising it.

I thot I was d only 1 sha. . .

Jarus:
If advising the junior ones is what you call self-trumpet blowing, then I want to blow it louder.

Ok no vex. I must have misinterpreted ur posts. . . . carry on advising the youth.

Education › Re: Strictly For Great Ife by server34(m): 9:01pm On Jun 16, 2009

laplace:
@Jarus. I was in Ife from 2002/2003 to 2006/2007. I graduated in 2007.

Customer Business Development Manager of a Multinational company, when you graduated in 2007. When did u do NYSC? Must you blow your trumpet? Now u want to quit ur Managerial Job for a Junior Field Engineer position with Schlumberger? Can u see the contradictions in ur posts?
You and Jarus sef. . . una own too much. BBC don hear say you graduate with first class from Ife abi?

Education › Re: Wht Is Wrong In Sweden Admission Plz: I Need Your Input: by server34(m): 3:35pm On Jun 16, 2009

igbogolo:
and i still doubt you wrote this second coomment.

Nairaland General › Re: Parlez-vous Francais? S'il Vous Plait by server34(m): 12:01am On Jun 16, 2009

serianne:
hey guys whats up i just want to discuss with any body any nigerin big up to every body i love you all

Bienvenue serianne, nous vous aimons aussi. Big up a vous aussi. . . Cameroun, ca va bien?

MRbrownJAY:
salut Marie paule. bienvenue a Nairaland!!!!! c'est un peu mort en ce moment mais il y a beaucoup de nigerians qui parlent le francais ici. ils sont juste un peu timides.

lol @ un peu timide. . . personne n'est pas timide, je pense que tout le monde sont tres occupes on ce moment. Ensuite, il n'ya pas beaucoup qui passent au nairaland ces jours-ci

Gabry:
Parfait! Parfait!!!! C'est parfait!!!! Una dey parle Francais oooo!!!!

Wetin I do? Hmmm! Je voudrais parle fracais too! Vous est teach me now sharp sharp!!! ABEG!

Sil vous plait! ;Dw

Vous etes parlez tres bien already. . . juste dey practiquer dey go, e gonna better

Education › Re: The Educative Game by server34(m): 8:21pm On Jun 15, 2009

ow11, u get time oh. It is obvious someone is using us to answer WAEC or JAMB questions. He just dey ask many questions at a time and yet does not come back to provide the right answers.

[quote author=stamma link=topic=189700.msg4032207#msg4032207 date=1245084648

3 Who built the first airplane? The Wright Brothers
4 Who was the first pope? St Peter

Education › Re: The Educative Game by server34(m): 4:41pm On Jun 14, 2009

CakeMonsta:
U guys have not answered this question

Someone answered C. Butterfly

Education › Re: The Educative Game by server34(m): 12:25am On Jun 14, 2009

netotse:
which of these languages is the odd one out and why?

a) French

b) Italian

c) Spanish

d) Portuguese

e)english

Answer = English.
2 Reasons: 1) It is written in small letters and (2) It is not of latin origin like the rest. wink

ow11:
Did you just dumb down a notch or you failed to read the entire post

Duh! Ur question asked for answer and Why. Tutus replied by providing some information and then the answer, didn't outrightly state why. tongue

Education › Re: The Educative Game by server34(m): 5:32pm On Jun 13, 2009

tutus:
ANSWER C OJO MADUEKWE.

Why?

Education › Re: The Educative Game by server34(m): 9:25pm On Jun 09, 2009

biolabee:
gabon(omar bongo)

correct!

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