ow11:

2. What is the approximate age of the oldest sedimentary rocks in Nigeria?

A.  1.8 x 10⁸ years

B.  6.008 x 10³ years

C.  1.1 x 10⁸ years

D.  6.5 x 10⁷ years

E.  4.6 x 10⁹ years

D ?

Q.  What is ow11's profession?

A. Fucking Geologist

B. Fucking Geologist

C. Fucking Geologist

D. Stripper

Q. What is ow11's profession?

A. Geologist

B. Fucking Geologist

C. Mathematician

D. Banker

ow11:

2. What is the approximate age of the oldest sedimentary rocks in Nigeria?

A.  1.8 x 10⁸ years

B.  6.008 x 10³ years

C.  1.1 x 10⁸ years

D.  6.5 x 10⁷ years

E.  4.6 x 10⁹ years

A.  1.8 x 10⁸ years

jamace:

*jona, Iyo kpe, *comfort emi ama nyin etitie.
Enye a yom ebe o.

A diongo ke nnyin imi nye mfon iden ye iban.

Dad used to wake me up by just calling out my Name. Not until I got to boarding house, where they whispered "wake up", and if u dont, na Belt be d next thing. Things have changed over time though. I now wake up by a soft blow-job from my girlfriend.

Jakumo:

The parallel governments that operate in the Niger Delta are well equipped, owning fleets of aircraft and fuel-smuggling barges.  They consist of a motley crew of the usual suspects -  retired, serving or discharged military personnel, local oil-theft gangs who co-mingle with separatist rebel irregulars in the creeks, and the footsoldiers of high ranking political figures both current and past, all of who tap pressurized petroleum pipelines to remove and export a quarter of the daily content flowing through those pipes, via flotillas of mini-tanker ships holding position just off the horizon in international waters.

Where all that wealth winds up is anyone's guess, but one thing is for sure, no money ever seems to stay long enough to do any good to the civilian stakeholders of the Niger Delta, who continue to live and die on the front line in their front yards, either by violence among the oil pipeline prosepecting gangs,  or by the slow death of oil spillage pollution.

Nicely written Jakumo. . .Its a sad situation. Blaming it on the DPR and NNPC alone is not d answer. No matter how accurately they can regulate the multinationals. . . we still loose billions as a result of . . . "as highlighted in bold above".

The media can say watever they want. . . . Its really not dat bad. . . DPR officials have an idea. They have an imprecise but really close figure. Oil companies submit the well performance reports to DPR every quarter. Even if the DPR officials may not actually use a flow meter to measure daily production and export. . . they can agree with the report sent by those companies under corporate transparency acts. . . and the multinational companies wouldn't wanna tarnish their image because everybody know say everyday for d thief, one day for d owner.

lol @ Dis guy. I feel u.

edatika:

Do students still study for JAMB?
http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=140892

Yes, smart ones. .  .

edatika:

is such news still worthy of celebrating?
http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=140892

Why not?

It depends . . . @ Poster, are you attractive yourself? If not, then you shouldn't be bothered. Take myself for an example, I know I am very very ugly, so I decided to date a lady equally as ugly. Over 3 years now, we have not had any problems with our relationship. I know we were simply meant for each other.

Finecat:

In as much as i don't believe this story i'll only tell you this. You must be crazy if you choose the bank offer. There is no job security at the banks, especially spring bank. most banks are in financial mess but they won't reveal the truth. a word is enough for the wise, go for the oil company and broaden your horizon.

Why don't u believe? . . . and the poster is not crazy! Every1 has a right to their opinions.

@ Poster . . . . I'd go for the Engineering Company offer.

With type of threads that make it to the front page sometimes, . . . u begin to wonder.

chi-baby:

lol. . .i no deh vex oo . . . thanks

Awwww!! Ur so innocent! So u dont know wat a guy implies when he says "I love ur ringtone"? Dats wat I meant wen I said "it depends on wat u mean by ringtone". lol

Davedavy:

naija movies na pure opata!!!i no fit waste my time on them.i wonder when we will be able to produce films with superb story lines like;Slum Dogg Millionaire.

Even though am not a fan of Nigerian movies, I know that there are quite a number of them that have story lines as good as Slumdog Millionaire if not better. Of course the production is wack, but some have interesting story lines.

Baby Chimpanzee. . . because the name says it all

lol @ chi-baby, why u dey vex? BTW I like ur ringtone!

Whaaaaaaatttt!!!!!! Now only the rich ladies can dress fly. Less ladies to flirt with on the streets.

hey spikedcylinder, e don do . . . we get the point. _{BTW, I'd like to know how u came about ur userID. . . just curious.}

The picture of Boli and epa looks really good and would go well with some palm wine.

I liked Babadudu too, not anymore.

Now dats my favorite bank

It depends on what u mean by ringtone.

The Poster no dey here again sef. He didnt tell which course he's gonna study for his masters and where . . . He didnt tell d kind of contract job he was offered by Total.

I also noticed on d thread that most of the learned ones abroad are advising you to take d job. I will stick wit them . . . defer your admission for one year. Total is a good company, you could get employed during your contract job, and I know Total sponsors their staff for Masters abroad. . . u'll just use the money u would've saved in one year plus ur dad's money to flex while studying. . . .

gReenmAn:

if the mountain doesn't go to Mohammed, let Mohammed go to the mountain- call them.

. . . lol.
Shevchenko, how far na? U messed up in chelsea, u went back to Milan without performance, how u expect say MTN go call u Better change your userID to Messi, great things will begin to happen.

I dont really like the movies cos they're predictable. I dont hate them either. But Its very relaxing sometimes when you can relate to the movie you are watching better than Iron Man or Xmen.

Am not sure about food, but good sex stimulates the brain. It is known to work for both males and females, but higher exam grades have been observed with females who just had about 30mins of good sex shortly b4 an examination. _{No references will be made on the statement above!}

In warri we say "shuooooo"

English - very fluent - (Nigerian accent, British accent, American accent, indian accent too . . . any 1)

Ibibio - Mme sen sem iko nnyin. Nsi ka n ndi wed no fon.

French - Je parle tres bien francais, je peux parler avec l'accent francaise aussi.

Yoruba - Bee ni, awon nairaland, mo ti de o. Emi na soro yoruba. Se e wa pa?

Pidgin English - dem say no be today fowl sabi sey im yansh dey smell.

Spanish, German, Thai, Hindi, Igbo - I can say just the basics like how are you, good morning, thank you, please . . . etc

Eyen eka mmi, nke diongo ke a me nie etuk mfene ntom. _Ibibio

Sil vous plait, ne faites pas d'attention a votre pere. Je ne pense pas qu'il vous aime. _french

Pls go ahead and marry the man of your dreams, you have the support of your mum. _english

Most importantly, the whole obodo for nairaland here dey your side sef. _{pidgin english}

jamace:

@ Comfort
Ku di ke thread emi aba o. Nyin iyom ke fin. Ku yak nyin I miya fin o.

mbok ku boro dat unamikot

jamace:

Nne, emedie o. Esit enem mi etie etie nte afo di de dikom nyin. Tie sung o.

Afon nko, a di do ayin eka mmi idam. Mme sen kud post nfo ke nairaland, nki diono ke nnyin ido ayin eka. lol. Pls am I writing well at at all?

@ Beline Wow! mbok. . . n kan di kud iko ibibio ye fon. . . can we take it to the french thread pls? lol

*comfort:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY30JTYLejw

Asok o yem iko. A yem adi tem mfene. Gerrout of here. . . bad belle!