₦airaland Forum

ceejayluv: 2009, A guy in my hostel called some guys, including me , out from our rooms. In a hushed tone, he said some dude is havin hot sex wit a chic and their curtain aint well-closed- uncensored!! We followed him lyk mugus, tip-toein, some removed their foot wears and held them in their hands. On gettin close to his room, he bent down and crawled. We all followed suit.
Sittin on d floor by d window and in hushed tone, he declared "APRIL FOOL"!

hahahahahahahaha.... U wanted to go and look

[qu ;Dote author=::Andrew::]I took ma gurl out to a park today, knelt down without a ring and asked if she will marry me
she was so happy and over joyed when i said april fool. she walked out of me in the park till now.
She is refusing ma calls and sms unreplied.
she knew very well am not getting married to a white gurl why would she fall like that [/quote guy u harsh oh

Havilgold: :oDis is not hard workin but sucide

my thought

Yea he looks too old for 60 was wondering myself

Demdem: And how do u know that the father knows the attrocities of his son? If true, I expect the security forces should Av picked him to and charged him probably being an accomplice. As far as I am concerned, an innocent man has just been killed and it was very stupidd for not placing him under serious protection.

innocent man u said

andyanders: If you thief plenty money, no handcuff, because you are a big man thief.If you thief small cash,you be real thief and must be chained legs, hands,neck nose and eyes. That is Nigerian law.

no when u steal foul

debrief08: As usual EFCC create a media circus, entertain the always easily decieved Nigerians, show Nigerians all the humulating pictures, get them talking and debating, get them hating and insulting these people, get them to forget that you havent successfully prosecuted a case in 3 years, then when it comes to time to work dont show up in court, give excuses after excuses, till the Judge dismisses the case, or file 1000 charges you cannot substantiate then when the Judge dimisses the rubbish case you put together that is if you even bother building a case, the week after that start the circus circle all over again. They will still be entertained, they will never get it. Nigerians, we loose again and again.

I believe this one will be a different case cos of the new EFCC guy.

Hey u guys in abuja can go to d Garki 2 office and do ur card swap there dint even take me up to a min to do dat. Nobody there

Hey u guys in abuja can go to d Garki 2 office and do ur card swap there dint even take me up to a min to do dat.

emcemayo: Allah is the guide night/day. May God continue to protect us and our loved onces

Ameen

baslone: I am not claiming to have it in my account but N4.2million is not a big deal!

we are not saying its a big deal bt what stopped him from boarding a plane to lagos with dat kind of moni

free2ryhme: read the comment well before you rush to post your yeye words. Where did he say a man had N4.2m cash? How did you pass exams anyway?

I wonder my self

What a painful end. May their souls rest in peace

Am in support let's divide dis country bk into regions and then d northern states dat wants sharia can have their sharia they will nolonger share vat money from beer and they can cut all the hands of their men it doesn't matter and flog their women from morning till nite and close all schs and universities in d north.

floriana: so that DSTV can now burst his bubble abi?

hahahahaha... There is joy in sharing brother

odiaero: My DSTV is still running for almost 7 months now without payment, my luck

how did u do it bro

The same reason why guys get aggressive when caught cheating

ujchief: u stil havent taken ur drugs yet?

hahahahahahahaha...

Na real wa

Congrats 2 face

Once in a while I do dat. Cos he does dat to my fone too.

Rest in peace Da grin

@ Oluface you must need glasses is there any primary sch around, any health centre around u? Where there not fasholanized as for police collecting bribe r there under fashola,do u know Oshodi?

@ 190 from d way u talk it obvious u r not on planet Nigeria where u can be robbed right inside ur house then u make it easier camping inside one bush armed rubber catch u there they'll do u,do ur wife and use ur children as jara. As for travelling when u do lagos ibadan dat is suppose to be an hour and there r 200 hundred police check points on d road and accidental discharge awaits u on any of d 200 u'll rather go to d nearest beer palour. u may fly thou and attempt to go to Argungun festival boko haram awaits you wouldn't u rather stay in ur house?

Its 4.7 billion not 47 billion dats just abt 30million dollars and he was carrying it in cash and draft.

His my state governor and this is so so true.

What's unbelievable about it?

i really miss him.he makes me laff atleast.

Keloids is a very irritating"thing" the cure seems to be available yet scarce, what can you say to this that despite the availability of cure in Nigeria made by Nigerians you can't set to buy them easily.

Keloids is a very irritating"thing" the cure seems to be available yet scarce,what can you say to this that despite the availability of cure in Nigeria made by Nigerians you can't get to buy them easily.

Finding my groove back.lol

From head to toe she"s not fine