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Nairaland / General / Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by sessy2(f): 5:31pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
ceejayluv: 2009, A guy in my hostel called some guys, including me , out from our rooms. In a hushed tone, he said some dude is havin hot sex wit a chic and their curtain aint well-closed- uncensored!! We followed him lyk mugus, tip-toein, some removed their foot wears and held them in their hands. On gettin close to his room, he bent down and crawled. We all followed suit.hahahahahahahaha.... U wanted to go and look 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by sessy2(f): 5:17pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
[qu ;Dote author=::Andrew::]I took ma gurl out to a park today, knelt down without a ring and asked if she will marry me she was so happy and over joyed when i said april fool. she walked out of me in the park till now. She is refusing ma calls and sms unreplied. she knew very well am not getting married to a white gurl why would she fall like that [/quote guy u harsh oh |
Family / Re: See What A Woman Had To Pass Through To Support Her Family. by sessy2(f): 2:34pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Havilgold: :oDis is not hard workin but sucidemy thought |
Politics / Re: Tinubu At 60: Looks Very Old And Sick! by sessy2(f): 2:04pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Yea he looks too old for 60 was wondering myself |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kill Abu Qaqa's Father In Maidugiri by sessy2(f): 12:39pm On Mar 31, 2012 |
Demdem:innocent man u said |
Investment / Re: Photonews: Pension Fund 'thieves' Arraigned In Abuja by sessy2(f): 9:42pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
andyanders: If you thief plenty money, no handcuff, because you are a big man thief.If you thief small cash,you be real thief and must be chained legs, hands,neck nose and eyes. That is Nigerian law.no when u steal foul |
Investment / Re: Photonews: Pension Fund 'thieves' Arraigned In Abuja by sessy2(f): 6:22pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
debrief08: As usual EFCC create a media circus, entertain the always easily decieved Nigerians, show Nigerians all the humulating pictures, get them talking and debating, get them hating and insulting these people, get them to forget that you havent successfully prosecuted a case in 3 years, then when it comes to time to work dont show up in court, give excuses after excuses, till the Judge dismisses the case, or file 1000 charges you cannot substantiate then when the Judge dimisses the rubbish case you put together that is if you even bother building a case, the week after that start the circus circle all over again. They will still be entertained, they will never get it. Nigerians, we loose again and again.I believe this one will be a different case cos of the new EFCC guy. |
Satellite TV Technology / Re: DSTV Is Taking Nigerians For Granted! by sessy2(f): 12:52pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
Hey u guys in abuja can go to d Garki 2 office and do ur card swap there dint even take me up to a min to do dat. Nobody there |
Satellite TV Technology / Re: DSTV Is Taking Nigerians For Granted! by sessy2(f): 12:52pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
Hey u guys in abuja can go to d Garki 2 office and do ur card swap there dint even take me up to a min to do dat. |
Travel / Re: Experience On Night Travelling, New Dimension To Robbery Due To Cashless Society by sessy2(f): 7:56pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
emcemayo: Allah is the guide night/day. May God continue to protect us and our loved oncesAmeen |
Travel / Re: Experience On Night Travelling, New Dimension To Robbery Due To Cashless Society by sessy2(f): 7:51pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
baslone:we are not saying its a big deal bt what stopped him from boarding a plane to lagos with dat kind of moni |
Travel / Re: Experience On Night Travelling, New Dimension To Robbery Due To Cashless Society by sessy2(f): 7:47pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
free2ryhme:I wonder my self |
Politics / Re: 14 Die In Kaduna-abuja Highway Crash by sessy2(f): 7:40pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
What a painful end. May their souls rest in peace |
Politics / Re: A Northerner Must Emerge In 2015 Or Nigeria Will Divide- Lawal Kaita by sessy2(f): 7:32pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
Am in support let's divide dis country bk into regions and then d northern states dat wants sharia can have their sharia they will nolonger share vat money from beer and they can cut all the hands of their men it doesn't matter and flog their women from morning till nite and close all schs and universities in d north. 1 Like |
Satellite TV Technology / Re: DSTV Is Taking Nigerians For Granted! by sessy2(f): 8:43am On Mar 29, 2012 |
floriana: so that DSTV can now burst his bubble abi?hahahahaha... There is joy in sharing brother |
Satellite TV Technology / Re: DSTV Is Taking Nigerians For Granted! by sessy2(f): 7:43am On Mar 29, 2012 |
odiaero: My DSTV is still running for almost 7 months now without payment, my luckhow did u do it bro |
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Get Aggressive When Caught Cheating? by sessy2(f): 8:46pm On Mar 24, 2012 |
The same reason why guys get aggressive when caught cheating 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 0) On 24th March 2012 by sessy2(f): 7:47pm On Mar 24, 2012 |
ujchief:hahahahahahahaha... |
Religion / Re: Dominion Air: Bishop David Oyedepo Launches New Airline by sessy2(f): 7:19pm On Mar 24, 2012 |
Na real wa |
Celebrities / Re: ‘i’ve Stopped Making Babies’ – 2face Idibia by sessy2(f): 3:17pm On Apr 13, 2011 |
Congrats 2 face |
Family / Re: Would You Spy On Your Spouse's Phone? by sessy2(f): 1:05pm On Apr 13, 2011 |
Once in a while I do dat. Cos he does dat to my fone too. |
Celebrities / Re: One Year On - Death Of A Music Maestro: Dagrin (1987-2010) by sessy2(f): 12:57pm On Apr 13, 2011 |
Rest in peace Da grin |
Nairaland / General / Re: Do U Think Fashola Is Worthy Of Governing Lagos The Second Time. by sessy2(f): 1:30pm On Apr 09, 2011 |
@ Oluface you must need glasses is there any primary sch around, any health centre around u? Where there not fasholanized as for police collecting bribe r there under fashola,do u know Oshodi? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Do Nigerians Know How To Have Fun? by sessy2(f): 1:20pm On Apr 09, 2011 |
@ 190 from d way u talk it obvious u r not on planet Nigeria where u can be robbed right inside ur house then u make it easier camping inside one bush armed rubber catch u there they'll do u,do ur wife and use ur children as jara. As for travelling when u do lagos ibadan dat is suppose to be an hour and there r 200 hundred police check points on d road and accidental discharge awaits u on any of d 200 u'll rather go to d nearest beer palour. u may fly thou and attempt to go to Argungun festival boko haram awaits you wouldn't u rather stay in ur house? 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Gov Gabriel Suswan Of Benue State Uses 47 Billion Naira To Buy Pigs by sessy2(f): 1:02pm On Apr 09, 2011 |
Its 4.7 billion not 47 billion dats just abt 30million dollars and he was carrying it in cash and draft. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Gov Gabriel Suswan Of Benue State Uses 47 Billion Naira To Buy Pigs by sessy2(f): 10:42pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
His my state governor and this is so so true. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Unbelievable ! 12 Year Old Gives Birth by sessy2(f): 1:11pm On Mar 30, 2011 |
What's unbelievable about it? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Mr Cork? by sessy2(f): 3:05pm On Mar 26, 2011 |
i really miss him.he makes me laff atleast. |
Health / Does Anyone Know Keloids Cure? by sessy2(f): 2:01pm On Mar 19, 2011 |
Keloids is a very irritating"thing" the cure seems to be available yet scarce, what can you say to this that despite the availability of cure in Nigeria made by Nigerians you can't set to buy them easily. |
Nairaland / General / Does Anyone Know Keloids Cure? by sessy2(f): 12:35pm On Mar 19, 2011 |
Keloids is a very irritating"thing" the cure seems to be available yet scarce,what can you say to this that despite the availability of cure in Nigeria made by Nigerians you can't get to buy them easily. |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Best Thing That Ever Happened To You? by sessy2(f): 7:10am On Mar 12, 2011 |
Finding my groove back.lol |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Looking Fly On Set by sessy2(f): 10:32am On Feb 08, 2011 |
From head to toe she"s not fine |
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