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It's a pity that people choose to sell off their votes.

I'm particularly interested in Laptops under 100,000 naira with 512mb of RAM.

Why are women not able to go for "second husbands"? Because a man won't bring himself so low. We rock!

Men are scarce hence men want want 2 help out in reducing chronic spinsters

That argument is rooted in fantasy, because there are more men than women in every country (including Nigeria).

TransOcean is the world’s largest offshore drilling company that provides services to oil and gas companies.

1. Rig Engineer Trainees - Ref: REP/07
S uccessful candidates will be required to:
Follow a structured trai ning programme - Rig Engineer Programme, designed to develop the required technical and leadership skills of the trainee to manage the Company's offshore drilling rigs and its; operations, for a minimum of 36 months.
Work both offshore, and in our onshore offices in any part of the world during the various phases of the training.
Educational Qualifications:
Minimum of a University Degree (Second Class Honours - Upper Division) in any of the following disciplines: *Engineering - Chemical, Electrical/Electronics, Marine, Mechanical, and Petroleum;

2. Rig Supervisor Trainees - Ref: ART/07
Successful candidates will be required to:
Follow an Accelerated Rig Training (ART) Programme, designed to develop trainees to become first level supervisors on our offshore drilling rigs, for a minimum period of between 30 and 36 months.

Work offshore in any part of the world during the various phases of the training.
Educational Qualifications:
Minimum of a University Degree or HND in: *Engineering - Electrical - Electronics, Marine, Mechanical and Petroleum, or Purchasing and Supply, and *Business Administration.

Must have completed NYSC
Good computer skills
A result-orientation with a high sense of responsibility
Ability to be a team player

HOW TO APPLY
If you are interested in any of the programmes, please send an application with photocopies of your credentials and curriculum vitae to our Consultants. It should reach them not later than two (2) weeks from the date of this advertisement, with the appropriate reference code at the top left hand comer of the envelope, and on the curriculum vitae. Please ensure there is an email address and phone number in the curriculum vitae to:

BUSINESS RESOURCE ASSOCIATES, (BRASS)
20B, Ologun Agbaje Street,
Victoria Island,
Lagos

One common complaint was that the "evil" Spiderman wasn't very evil at all. He was just funky.

saiyanisland.com seems to be having problems, so I'll check out vita-anime.com too. Thanks, guys!

A graduate of the UNILAG medical school recently got married. After marriage, her husband insisted that she must stay at home. I don't really understand it; why marry a doctor when all you want is a nanny and a cook? And what's the deal with not settling the issue before going into slavery marriage? 'Love' is not all that matters, ladies.

Heh. Nice one.

David, I don't think "moving on" whenever you get bored will work for a marriage. You need something better.

Once you understand the principles behind the Internet, it makes so much sense. This is not so for religion.

I can't believe that I'm yet to watch the pursuit of Happyness. I hope I cry when I watch it.

I understand how you feel. If Timi releases an album, I guess we would buy it. If he performs, we'll attend.

If you can make it work, why not? The problem is that it'd be hard to develop any trust in a Nigerian on the net.

Do you have any samples for our enjoyment? Are you more of a writer or more of a composer?

Welcome to Nairaland, guys. Glad to see that you are discovering this site in various ways.

You are making decisions with your emotions and not your good brain that God has given you. Too bad.

My point is that those degradations are imperceptible if the final medium is VCD. They won't be noticed.

I used to be addicted to technology window-shopping, but I stopped when I noticed
that I had no money to buy those things. Even now, I'm yet to be reinfected the 'addiction'.

Is the Websurfer Mastercard a physical card like the others? If so, then how is it different?

Got this in my inbox

Recapitalization is about certain companies wanting to eliminate some competition in order to fatten their margins.
It is also about certain government officials wanting to exercise their power and become popular like Charles Soludo.

I have nothing against whatever actions are taken against the Vice President, provided they are just and legal.

Moving to jobs.