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I like supermarkets because you don't have to haggle. Traders who operate like Supermarkets always sell faster.
GAME in Lagos is very popular already; many youths are saving money so they'll be able to shop there someday!

There's no such thing as scarcity of jobs. Where there are problems to be solved, there are jobs.

Crying is good if not being used for manipulation of somebody.

If Internet and newspaper polls are anything to go by, he is capable of winning.
However, his inaugural campaign speech is full of empty sentences strung together.
Nothing concrete, just melodic arrangements of words that mean nothing. That's politics for you.

Entrepreneurship is not a degree or a certificate. It is something you learn by practicing it every day.

maygold, can you tell us which field you finally decided upon?

I consider myself to be a MySQL Database administrator, although I only work for myself.
Changed the title of the thread to reflect the fact that Oracle is not the only dbms in the world!

Hello,

If you're a married Nigerian woman and you want an International Passport, you will need a letter of consent from your husband:

Incase of married woman. A copy of marriage certificate or
sworn affidavit of marriage and consent letter from husband
http://www.immigration.gov.ng/passportypes.htm#standard

A married man does not need a letter of consent from his wife, but a wife needs her husband's permission to get an international passport.

If your husband is maltreating you, you will not be able to travel out to escape from him unless you already have an International passport. So ladies, make sure you get an international passport before selling yourself into slavery marriage to a Nigerian man.

I don't understand the purpose of this silly requirement. Do you?

Thanks.

I wish Radiant was a girl.

Our emotional response to the tragedy is being manipulated by people intent on scoring cheap political points.

@shango:
Capitalism is about mutually beneficial transactions, not just "money".
Slavery was not mutually beneficial. The words "crime" and "business" are not synonyms.

You love her because she is beautiful, but what you don't know is that there are dozens of other guys that love her for the same reason. If she is smart, she won't go out with a guy who loves her just because she's beautiful.

A few blocks from her house, another driver ran a light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision. The woman angrily exclaimed, "thief!"

Problems with your joke:
- Nigerians don't know what it means to "run a light"
- If a driver misbehaves on a road, the naturl response is to shout "idiot" and not "thief"!

Working smart is nothing special. It simply means working hard without excluding your brain from the hard work.

A lot of people are going to supply ridiculous and ignorant replies to this post, so please be prepared. When you say your brother is shy, are you just saying he doesn't look into peoples' eyes, or is it something more? Please give us a more detailed explanation of the behaviours you classify as shyness that your brother exhibits.

If it's a really serious case it may be Social Anxiety Disorder. Psychiatrists know what to do.

See also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_anxiety www.nimh.nih.gov/healthinformation/socialphobiamenu.cfm

600,000 naira a month? Holy mother of *** **** *!

I don't like it because of the algorithm it uses to determine whether a website is "Nigerian".

Very cute.

I'm also interested in knowing how much Bodija apartments cost.
I'm interested in a 3 bedroom flat that can double as an office. Thanks.

There's no such thing as scarcity of jobs.  Where there are problems to be solved, there are jobs.  The problem seems to be that people are not satisfied by the jobs available, which is like businesses complaining about lack of customers instead of asking why they are not being patronized.  Employability is something you owe yourself.

How silly. Did you pull these figures out of your ass?