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Even though she can't cook, I still love her. Would I be wrong in getting a second wife to make-up for her defects?

An incredibly illogical consideration, since you can just hire a cook. Cook => food. Get it?

In my defence, the two youths in question are about junior secondary school students on holidays. I was only repeating the popular opinion which is of course wrong. Many apologies.

University graduates - a small minority - are the ones sitting at home waiting for bank and oil company jobs because they think that's what they "deserve". The rest of us are busy working, even if the work we do isn't so prestigous.

Thanks and welcome to Nairaland!

and diddy4 is one of them.

Ok, I hope you cast her in a movie that fits her and appeals to Nollywood fans. Wishing them the best.

as for hot-angel, I want to caution you about what I call woman's inwomanity to woman

No, you need a dentist to pull it out. It won't be a painful procedure because they'll inject your gums with anaesthetic before pulling it out. Make sure you follow the instructions and take al your drugs after the tooth is pulled out and all will be well. If you don't follow the instructions, you'll experience nasty infections later on. I would know.

Good luck on your dental appointment!

I already said

In summary, in order for infection to occur, three things must happen:

1. You must be exposed to pre-come, semen, vaginal secretions, blood or breast milk, AND
2. The virus must get directly into your bloodstream through some fresh cut, open sore, abrasion etc., AND
3. Transmission must occur, directly from one person to the other, very quickly (the virus does not survive more than a few minutes outside the body).
http://www.thebody.com/sowadsky/faqs/faq1.html

So I was wrong. Anyway, this is good news!

What part of that don't you understand?

Continue here, but please exercise caution:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-19260.0.html

They are more or less models, rather than actresses. Nigeria is full of youths in need of employment.

[s]The woman should get her own job. An allowance is for kids under fifteen. Whatever you give her should be either a gift or a contribution towards shared expenses like your common house and car.

I am not a fan of welfarism. The idea of giving her what she "needs" is a very disgusting. It makes the person who decides on what is needed and what is not a dictator by implication. Freedom, mixed with love, is better.[/s]

I've recovered from Libertarianism and it's perfectly fine for woman to be paid for taking care of her kids and spending more time with them.

I do Nairaland full-time for a living, though I am now spending more time on other projects.

My discipline is Webmastering. Bsc Google.com. That was after SSCE and GCE O Level and little time at OAU.

You ladies are good, but when I needed an artist I found none, so I decided to use photos.

a woman was raped. another woman was killed for it. <sarcasm> yeah, that makes a lot of sense.</sarcasm>

If women continue to be mumus, stupid and irresponsible men will continue to oppress them.

Do you think she'll be able to survive in this nasty country? Do you think she'll be able to earn enough to be able to enjoy the conforts she's used to? Like electricity, water and security?

That's cool Ababoy. I was thinking of accepting ads in the body of the comics.

Do you want to see more of these two girls? (let's call them Ngozi and Amina)

Guys,

I have some things to print, but the commercial printers I contact never seem to be straightforward with me. They always want to see the complete job before making quotes, so that I can't even estimate the cost of my project in advance. Because of that, I bought a Laserjet printer and was planning to use it to print all my jobs because at least I can calculate how long each toner cartridge will last if refilled twice.

Fortunately for them (and unfortunately for me) it seems I might need to produce my work in a format that requires commercial offset/screen printing, so I'd like to meet any honest printer out there who can give me reliable and competitive price estimates, advice me on what paper size and type to use, and produce good quality work.

I'm asking on Nairaland because I'd rather deal with someone who is Internet-literate and uses email. Is there any straightforward commercial printer I can work with on Nairaland? Location: Sango Ota or Lagos.

Thanks!

Moved to crime section. Please take note.

Igbo Kwenu. Yay!!

Only the former finance minister will do. I'm not interested in the other names listed!

I believe the boy and his parents hatched a plan to get him into a foreign country. The reason they can't find his "aunt" is because the name he gave them is fake. The boy wants to grow up in Bangladesh, that's all!

Before you go on with your unsolicited abuse, you need to reveal your source.

We know better than to believe everything someone posts without a source. We are not idiots.

chosenbabe: nice comic

Thanks a million! Hope it was funny?

doctor: My choice candidate is not among the list.

Could you tell us the name of this candidate?

I hereby declare my absolute lack of presidential ambition!

If men are not full of the same emotion and sentiment, why do they get upset when their girlfriends cheat on them? Afterall, it's "just sex" right? So why do you want to call down fire from heaven when she does it?

https://www.nairaland.com/img/comicpage.jpg

Two Nigerian girls discussing the 2007 presidency issue. Do you agree with their conclusion?

Update: This comic has been updated two times. Hope you love the latest version?

The sound tracks are <dubbed?> by English voice actors.

Actually, I cannot marry a woman who's more successful than me. If we are equally successful, or if we have strenghts in different areas (for example, maybe she's a doctor or corporate executive while I'm an equally successful businessman) it may be possible. But if she's clearly more successful than me, I don't really think l can do it.

My problem is not that I want to dominate or control my wife, but that I don't want her to control me.

Oh, so the rumors are through. Don't you know that I heard it through the grapevine? Aww.