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toluwalomo, some good questions have been asked. Can you answer them?

I'm yet to be convinced about this guy.

Can you post pictures of your university? (Redeemer's University)

The shading is good but the drawing is horrible!

loma, why didn't you list the prices of your laptops? This is frustrating!

Honey, thanks for sharing your idea.

What's the benefit of being a star?

Don't worry about it. The federal government will "swing into action" immediately after it collapses.

The world is full of insensitive people and I often have to use strong words to deal with them. Grrr!

What's your favorite scene from X-Men?

People really like the idea of winning a fantastic amount of money by luck and never having to work again.

THis is one tool that should be in every webmaster's arsenal!

The same process that has made him the toast of both local and the international community.

It's so easy to dupe people and convince them that you did it for their own good. That's what politicians do.

It's just that the outside appearance sometimes give u a sneak peak of the inward appearance.

Increased competition by reducing the number of banks? Listen to yourself!

Ok, I'll give you at a token price of 1000 naira. Deal?

It's just that the outside appearance sometimes give u a sneak peak of the inward appearance.

What a ridiculous thing to say. Are you on drugs? See this fat teenager saying nonsense.

Too bad. Oh well, it's best to take your screenplay and try to produce it!

My ideal super-hero will be modelled after Pastor Chris Oyhakilome, T.B. Joshua and others. These people have captured the imaginations of Nigerians to a greater level than our local withdoctors. Consider that.

Thanks, thanks, thanks!

Too bad. The enemies of progress have won again. And I was looking forward to it!

In Islam:

Carnivorous (meat eating) animals and birds, e.g. lions, tigers, vultures, eagles, etc. are forbidden.
http://www.sfusd.k12.ca.us/schwww/sch618/Food_and_Farming/Islam_Food_and_Farming.html

Dogs are meat-eating animals and muslims don't eat them, not to talk of their testicles.

Dogs are considered unclean animals. Muslims don't even keep them as pets:
http://www.islamicconcern.com/dogs.asp

Retro!

You see them often? The moving lights I see in the sky usually turn out to be airplanes or helicopters!

Nairaland is a great site, and you're great too. Welcome!

Muslims don't eat pork, not to talk of dog testicles. Are you sure this wasn't something you heard in a dream?

Where did your classmates say they got the dog testicles from?

Why would me lover want me to die for her? SHouldn't she be the one "dying for" me if she loves me?

I don't really understand why people claim to want to die for Nigeria.

The only person worth dying for is someone who would gladly die for you. There is no country that will agree to be destroyed to save the life of an individual, therefore there's no country worth dying for. If Bush won't die for America, why should you want to die for Nigeria? If you love Nigeria so much, then live for Nigeria!

Se also 'What Can You Die For?' and 'Would You Die For Your Lover'?

What the **** is GN?