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Huh? What are you talking about? If Nigerian businesses are not already paying for website development would we have threads like 'Good Web Design Services in Nigeria' and 'How Much Do You Charge for Website Design?' on the forum?

Maybe he's in the same category and he feels it'll be easier to find someone that is overcoming the same challenges that he is. That's very understandable. I wish blacknight the very best of luck.

Her body of course. What else could it possibly be?

Source, please. You are not a new member of this forum.

People don't make love by mistake. They do what they want to do and then later when they start facing the consequences they say it was a mistake. That is technically correct, but it's not what we usually mean when we say "mistake".

Let's say, for instance, that I stumble into my bedroom one night and a woman is there and I think she's my wife, and I have sex with her only to discover after the act that she's someone else. That's one kind of mistake. An excusable one.

However,let's I knew she was not my wife but went ahead to sleep with her because I thought my wife will never find out. And then my wife finds out. Or maybe she gets pregnant. Or I get infected with HIV. It's still a "mistake", because I wouldn't have done it if I knew for sure that one of those three things would happen, but this kind of "mistake" is not excusable! When people are arguing about whether one can make love by mistake, I think what they are more concerned about is whether the act can be excused on the basis of being a"mistake". My answer is "most of the time, no".

Some ladies like to get drunk so they can have wild sex and then blame it on alcohol when they wake up. That's not a mistake that can be excused. Another common "mistake" women make is to sleep with someone thinking "this sex is going to be enjoyable" and then when the sex is not enjoyable, they call it a mistake - especially when they lose their virginity in the process. Others cheat on their spouses and later call it a "mistake" when they are caught. Technically, these cases are all "mistakes" but they are not mistakes that can be excused. They are inexcusable mistakes.

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Hunter, can you please post a few screenshots of the new MS Office user interface?

Old, but cool to those encountering it for the first time!

I have nothing against western media. They are just showing what they think will engage their users. They tend to cover wars and disasters in the Middle East, and wherever because bad news attracts a lot of attention. That's the same reason why they tend to show more of the bad side of Africa. If they didn't, they would be accused of insensitivity to the needs of Africa. They wouild be accused of pretending that Africa doesn't have problems.

I have one every disgusting day.

When was the last time you delivered a baby?

Others who are not OND/NCE holders should also read:
- http://www.standardtrust.com/careera.htm
- http://www.standardtrust.com/careerb.htm

At STB, we categorize our applicants into two namely:

1. Experienced Applicants

2. Freshers.

Experienced applicants are those who have one or more years post NYSC work experience. Freshers are the applicants who do not have up to one year post NYSC work experience.

Requirements for Freshers

1. University graduate in any discipline. The minimum entry qualification is Second Class Lower Division from a recognized institution.

2. Must have at least C6 in English and Mathematics at not more than two sittings in SSCE, GCE or NECO.

3. Age must not be above 26 years.

4. Must have a working internet email account.

Requirements for Experienced Applicants

1. University graduate in any discipline. The minimum entry qualification is Second Class Lower Division from a recognized institution.

2. Relevant work experienced from a recognized institution. In some cases, banking experience may be required.

3. Must have at least C6 in English and Mathematics at not more than two sittings in SSCE, GCE or NECO.

4. Must have a valid internet email account.

You're out of luck, buddy! THat's not possible.

Are they showing them on STV right now?

Probably sometime last year. But I take buses more often.

When was the last time you cried.

Neither. Both are equally primitive. Well, yelling remains the lesser evil.

Atheism or Islam?

Miss Kogi, Erica Iguma Okundaye, is also pretty good-looking:
https://www.mbgnonline.com/images/contestants/1017/tn21169.jpg

Online voting is for "Miss Photogenic", but unfortunately the way the pictures are arranged most people are just voting for the first on the list, that's Miss Abia:
https://www.mbgnonline.com/images/contestants/1031/tn21164.jpg

To vote for Miss Ekiti (Jane) as Queen, text Ekiti to 6246 (for MTN Users) or to 33333 (for V-Mobile Users).

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Miss Ekiti - Picture on home page

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Vote Online: http://www.mbgnonline.com/vote

Please vote for the delectable Miss Ekiti Today!

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Pepsi is sweeter but Coca-cola tastes better on the long run. In addition, it has caffeine which gives you a power boost!

Why can't I rent it for a long term. Why short-term?

Special note: all the girls are using heavy mascara to make themselves look attractive.

Should we officially support Miss Ekiti, since she is the only one whose sister has come to solicit our assistance?

Welcome!

As an entrepreneur, your degree is not really important, though it can be advantageous. As an prospective employee, it is everything, unless you are to be employed by someone like me.

Don't you think this sort of thread is really very funny?

If he can't return the money then there is no possibility that he will be forgiven. He's screwed.

Where did you copy this from?

Thanks for sharing. How do we register for the chat?

What if I want to hire a graduate who hasn't completed the NYSC programme? Is there any law that prevents me from doing this?

Source, please.