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I am willing and able to ban anybody and everybody if deemed necessary. That should never be called into question. There is no "queen" or "untouchable" on Nairaland anymore. Hehe, see me talking tough.

For MTN Nigeria, you need to be a 'content service provider'. See:
- mtnonline.com/product/vas.asp directory of content service providers.
- www.mtnonline.com/csp/faq.asp content service provider FAQ
- www.mtnonline.com/csp/CSP.pdf content service provider handbook.

For Vmobile, you need to be a 'Wireless Application Service Provider'. See:
- www.vmobile-nigeria.com/wasp.htm (currently offline, try cache)

It must be Nigerian pidgin if your boyfriend is a Nigerian! Anyway, wish I could chat but unfortunately I can't do so today. Nice meeting ya! If you want to hook up with people, make sure you check out our Dating Zone!

I have no idea. It depends on how much Nairaland is worth because I am not aware of anything else in my life that has financial value. SInce Nairaland is not that big, it means that before Nairaland I must have been as poor as a church rat!

You may think he is such a nice lover, but when you start nagging him over this matter, his attitude will change towards you and the relationship will no longer be worth it. If you can't tolerate the bad English, forget it. You cannot change an adult. Honest to goodness.

Never marry a person you cannot accept just the way he/she is. This will prevent 50% of divorce cases.

Ah, you must mean Nigerian Pidgin.

So you like Africa/Africans? That's nice to hear. Once again, welcome!

People can buy wireless LAN cards for their desktop computers, right?

Hello,

Welcome to Nairaland and greetings from Nigeria! How did you discover this forum?

Seun.

Don't go into ISP business unless you hold at least Linux+ certification. Otherwise, you'd need to pay a linux expert a lot of money to manage your setup.

This is like saying "don't start a business unless you have an MBA". What you should say is, "don't go into ISP business unless you are good at using Linux.

Well, we have a dating zone!

You can use the following RSS Feed link instead of the current one:
http://www.davidajao.com/blog/wp-rss2.php

I think the problem must be with your .htaccess file. Try refreshing your .htaccess file changing your permalink structure to something else and back again. Or you could post the content of your .htaccess file here so we help you debug it. Cheers!

(Idekeson: I support that 100%. Say "NO" to nagging!)

If your boyfriend is like me, just ask him what he wants and buy it for him. No surprises necessary. See?

That's what I do. My stubble is always there, because the clipper doesn't give a complete clean shave, but I have no razor bumps. Yay!

Stealing is to take without owners consent. I'm pretty sure I didn't have his consent so he'd consider the item stolen.

It is unhealthy to muddle up the difference between taking an item thinking it is yours and taking it knowing it belongs to someone else and then saying "I'm so sorry, it was a mistake" when caught. It's important that you understand this. You cannot steal something (or murder someone) unintentionally.

What your intention is when taking an action is a primary determinant of guilt. That's why even the law recognizes the difference between murder and manslaughter. Stealing is to murder what 'taking by mistake' is to manslaughter. Why are you appearing not to recognize the difference?

Source, please. Thanks a million in advance.

A picture will convince me.

Welcome to Nairaland! Why do you see yourself as the most addicted Nairaland member? Tell us about it!

I second that. please don't mind my distracton. Carry on with your tutorials!

Hello Anjuli,

Thanks for being fed up with this forum.

Seun.

What is the one thing that every business-person has been complaining about? Electricity! NEPA! So I would definitely go into the power generation business if I had unlimited capital at my disposal. There's no question about it. If I go into that, I will make a lot of money to pay back the bank and at the same time satisfy the needs of millions.

The pent-up demand for absolutely reliable and cost-effective electricity supply in Nigeria is even more acute than the demand for phone services prior to 2001. With the right people investing in power generation, we are going to see a boom that is at least equal to the boom experienced in the GSM sector in the past few years! Supply of uninterrupted electric power to Nigerians? Definitely my business of choice!

Thanks, mochafella.

When I hibernate my PC using Xp it takes less than 1 minute to boot up.

2cantango, Rhodalyn: I confess that good night, sleep tight.

Why should I apologize after all the things he said and did in retaliation. Why should I apologize when he started it? Because he's cuter than me?

I confess that even though I don't remember calling IBB idiot, it sounds like something I would do.

I confess that IBB has done more than enough to justify that term.

I confess that you can no longer demand an apology after you have retaliated for the percieved insult multiple times.

I confess that I do not call people idiots if they don't offend me, and IBB has not apologized to me for whatever it is that he did. I confess that why should I apoligize?

I confess that furthermore, the first to offend must be the first to apologize.

I confess that I deny ever making any insultive statements to IBB.

IBB, I confess that I forgive you of your sins. Go and sin no more!

I believe it responds well to anti-depressants administered under the care of a competent psychiatrist. The underlying issues, if any, can then be dealt with when it's under control.

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I'm impressed. Keep up the good work!