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Well, I misplace things a bit easily but I'm also very careful about how I (don't) spend my money. I have been known to grumble and go into a week-long depression because I can't account for some 200 naira. I don't think you can stereotype people that way; each person is different.

This site progresses much faster when we spend more time enjoying it and less time complaining about the management!

But i have seen something that's related to Pagerank algorithm before

The [url=http://www.cs.toronto.edu/~georgem/hilltop/]hilltop algorithm[/url] is one (pagerank is patented!). You can't get good results from these algorithms if you simply discard links to and from pages that are not Nigerian.

Challenges involved in distributed web crawling itself must not be underestimated. Jonga above is basically a small web directory so it may just run on a single server the way Nairaland does, but search engines like google and co are different.

Please look at the topic again.

Let those who want to be models be models and those that want to be housewives or career women go into that. It's not your place to dictate what kind of life another person must live. That is the truth.

Personally, despite being as handsome as I am, I don't think of modelling as a rewarding career. But some people actually enjoy being admired by others and if it makes them happy why should I be the one to block their joy?

You can't call neat freaks "obsessive compulsive". If you find yourself living with a super-slob before you know it you would be behaving exactly like a neat freak.

I'm glad it didn't actually happen. I described some bad nightmares of mine. I always dream about returning to secondary schol and failing exams I have passed well in the past. Share your dreams here.

I like it.

I may have a little problem with the flash animation. Is it really necessary? (it takes time to load on my dial-up connection).

Why would someone want web search results from one country only?

That's wrong. There's no reason to believe that the scale of the operation has no effect on how quickly she breaks even. The larger the scale, the more you have to spend, and the more you need to make to break even. Uninterrupted electricity supply from a power plant that covers a small town or an estate would be somewhat cheaper than using a diesel generator, but more importantly it would be much more convenient and noiseless. People will gladly pay for it.

What about the interpretation?

africanboy, thou shalt not covet!

Pepper soup with fish.

Read:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-40.0.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3784659.stm

The ban was on "all TV miracles that cannot be verified".

What I'm just saying is that there's Windows XP can do the job even on an under-powered PC. You can hibernate all the time instead of shutting down if you want your system boot quickly. Media-playing capability is something built into every modern PC.

buckeye: you can leave a note in the first post that you'd like a poll.

Good night.

A little bit of addiction is good but too much is not good. Take care.

My knowledgeable and well certificated oga, I can get any certification I want by cramming without an instructor. That does not mean I'll remember a thing of what I read one week after the exam. Knowledge is key, not certification. 'Certifications' are even worse than degrees as measures of knowledge, which is why an Indian programmer friend told me that certifications are no longer valued by Indian employers. However, you have made yourself perfectly clear and further discussion is unwarranted.

Read the first post again. No African businessmen or leaders made the list.

The "raiding Nairaland" thread on JustNaija has been removed. Yay! I may go ahead to remove the word block on their URL in acknowledgement of this gesture. Competition is good if executed ethically.

C0dec, the word in question has been overused on the forum, especially in titles. It can mean boy, man, or person. Just choose which one is more appropriate. This is offtopic though.

Well if my (future) wife slaps me I reserve the right to slap her back. Inasmuch as I do not support violence against women, this position is not intended to give women a monopoly on violence. I will also not accept that.

Gridlock wrote:
i confess i miss queenzy.
i confess i am using Glo GPRS on my phone to post this mesg.
i confess addiction is a bad tin.
i confess seun its your fault.
i confess i will call Qz on her mobile.
i confess i am tripping 4 her.
i confess i must be insane

Who wants to volunter to send people Orkut invites? i can't do that anymore!

Rejection always leads to hurt feelings. You can just be honest and say what you feel and hope he understands or at least appreciates your honesty. But you don't need to close the door of possibility completely, do you? People change, you know.

You haven't checked the the WAP 2.0 version. That's typical. Why do you think I have two versions? Because one has more features than the other! Try wap2.nairaland.com on your phone.

I am willing and able to ban anybody and everybody if deemed necessary. That should never be called into question. There is no "queen" or "untouchable" on Nairaland anymore. Hehe, see me talking tough.

For MTN Nigeria, you need to be a 'content service provider'. See:
- mtnonline.com/product/vas.asp directory of content service providers.
- www.mtnonline.com/csp/faq.asp content service provider FAQ
- www.mtnonline.com/csp/CSP.pdf content service provider handbook.

For Vmobile, you need to be a 'Wireless Application Service Provider'. See:
- www.vmobile-nigeria.com/wasp.htm (currently offline, try cache)

It must be Nigerian pidgin if your boyfriend is a Nigerian! Anyway, wish I could chat but unfortunately I can't do so today. Nice meeting ya! If you want to hook up with people, make sure you check out our Dating Zone!

I have no idea. It depends on how much Nairaland is worth because I am not aware of anything else in my life that has financial value. SInce Nairaland is not that big, it means that before Nairaland I must have been as poor as a church rat!

You may think he is such a nice lover, but when you start nagging him over this matter, his attitude will change towards you and the relationship will no longer be worth it. If you can't tolerate the bad English, forget it. You cannot change an adult. Honest to goodness.

Never marry a person you cannot accept just the way he/she is. This will prevent 50% of divorce cases.