Lol receipt?

Jh0wsef:
show me the receipt, video leak, footage, picture of him fighting the corruption orrrr..

Akkord4gov:


No,an Army

Yeah I served @ ministry of Agric and natural resources

skondo09:


I see, but my own state alawee was paid by Tescom not Ministry?, n its was exactly 4k. Also do u serve in d ministry?

skondo09:



#idontblvit

Oya take am

Dey there I have recieved that of march >:

skondo09:
Oyo pays #4000, in fact I just received feb'16 own...







#dancingshoki

Can you just stop lying? Baba don pack comot for bourdillon. He stays at banana island now. Get your facts well mr op

eleburu:
APC National leader Bola Ahmed Tinub
receives Osun State Governor Ogbeni
Rauf Aregbesola at his house,
Bourdillon road Ikoyi Lagos today



http://www.naijapopular.com/2016/09/bola-tinubu-receives-aregbesola-at-his.html?m=1


CC: lalasticlala

Try pmpinstitute did mine there. author=EdoBoy90 post=48871211]pls nairalanders I need your recommendation of any institute that run Project management[/quote]

Boss I will appreciate if I can get a copy of the mail sir. Seunbukola187@yahoo.com thanks

Longman6:

I just sent you a mail, the cv as an attachment while I
think you can always use the cover letter I sent as a
guide for applications, just move some of the long
explanations away from your cv to your cover letter

Pls bro I won't mind having it too. Thanks

Larryhoover:

I have sent some past questions to your mail.

Goo evening bro. Hw r you? Trust you day w cool? Please I'd love to to a copy of the dragnet past questions you sent. Plea I beg u in God's name. Thanks inadvance my email address seunbukola187@yahoo.com

Larryhoover:

I have sent some past questions to your mail.

Goo evening bro. Hw r you? Trust you day w cool? Please I'd love to to a copy of the dragnet past questions you sent. Plea I beg u in God's name. Thanks inadvance

Larryhoover:

I have sent some past questions to your mail.

Leye is that you? Don't just say no oooo if na you na d same dept we dey na and we dey d dubbing team together na

generaljosh1:

Wch Dept u dey dat yr

Lol finished from AGE/SEET

gabrielniy:

Sight you. Rep Klass 13 too. Na chemistry I take head read that year

God will see you tru.

McBrooklyn:



L-O-L


Bruh, good for you ooo!


We wey still dey the school na insects and birds dey chop our corns ooo

Op you have done well to bring this to our memory again. You need to see me smiling. Days I had no kobo and we gaz go farm, dat waka no be here ooooo. Dem com still carry us go extereme end(engineering). FUTA! Well we bless God sha. I rep klass 13

McBrooklyn:



Thanks Bro for reminding me about that cos I just make it 18 pictures now because of that


Great Futarians!!!

That iwe nle mi ooo akindeko boys killed me with dat tune everynyt.

dimexy247:
Nice thread bro, FUTA does not joke with credibility, discipline. I remember when I had to sleep in Physics department at the library in Oba kekere just to stay in line with my 2:2 CGPA. I thank God I made it out safely. I rep Industrial Chemistry dept. and 2011 class. GREATEST GBAGBA, GREATEST GBOGBO, GREATEST GBAGBAGBOGBO. Those slings like iwe nle mi o.

Good are those days. All thanks to God we came, we saw and we conquered. Everything is so true. Expecially dat assignment dubbing..... chai. Mts 101, 102, 104, 201, 202, 315.316, 415. Ovadub do us Dos years. Nice one op. I rep Klass 13'.

lilmonarch:
Op u such a lucky chap.. A courageous one at that ( even though i know say u dey lie)

you wicked bros

BoboFashion:

How come! She for fold am like sausage nah.

God bless you bro. But I can assure you our papa dem wey dey seat of power won't allow that happen cos of their pockets.

braine:
We should trade by barter. Our oil in exchange for trains and road infrastructures. Enough is enough of money entering the pockets of a few individuals.

ValerianSteel:
This evening I came across this picture and I was very disappointed in what I saw.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3447251_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

As a minister in the Federal Cabinet of Nigeria signing a bilateral agreement on behalf of Nigeria in Qatar,tradition demands that She(Kemi Adeosun) is accorded the same respect as the President as her presence carries as much authority with the President.

Under no circumstances should a person of her capacity be subjected to conform to the cultural/religious practice of the host country.

Kemi Adeosun is a Nigerian Minister visiting Qatar,she is a foreigner,therefore she is not bound by Qatari laws or culture which can't be enforced on her.

It is utmost disrespect for her person and Nigeria as a nation to see her subjected to covering her hair to please Qatari officials.This attempt of cowardice to Qatari Islamic custom denigrates the office of the Minister of Finance and totally against Global Practice.

Madam Kemi Adeosun,next time you find yourself in an Arab nation,refuse vehemently to cover your hair,their laws are not binding on you.You are their visitor and your person must be respected.

she complain give you? Shoooo! Una sha wan talk. God help u.

jaylister:
Do Road Safety Officers carry weapons? There is an armed man wearing FRSC uniform on the road (photo)

Zuby Victor Udemba shared this photo of an armed man in FRSC uniform warning motorists to be careful but didn't say which area. What he wrote below:

"Motorists beware. Road Safety does not carry guns according to laws of Nigeria as of today. This is a suspected robber on the road with a road safety uniform"

op do ur assignment well if it happened that the uniform was stolen did he steal d van also? Olodo they are called combatant arm of the corps#learn#

PoliticalThuG:
It usually happens when a dullard rules a country

****...... B

wickedness!

StOla:



Eze goes to school.

jordyspices:
Omo this begger they innovative entrepreneur begger Chai dis man can beg for africa tho I find the part were he makes 300,000 unbelievable

bros na simple maths na 10k in 30 days no be 300k be that?

sinaj:
See ur mouth like 'My girl'





Why not make her your wife



U Wana reap where u didn't sow

shoooo! Sista u wicked ooo

TheAziz:
chai ehn, maybe she should use clip

you badt gan oooo >

God is great.ote author=kentozybee post=41862831]An atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand:
‘You’re a Christian, aren’t you, son?’
‘Yes sir,’ the student says.
‘So you believe in God?’
‘Absolutely. ’
‘Is God good?’
‘Sure! God’s good.’
‘Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?’
‘Yes.’
‘Are you good or evil?’
‘The Bible says I’m evil.’
The professor grins knowingly. ‘Aha! The Bible! He considers for a moment. ‘Here’s one for you. Let’s say there’s a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?’
‘Yes sir, I would.’
‘So you’re good…!’
‘I wouldn’t say that.’
‘But why not say that? You’d help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn’t.’
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. ‘He doesn’t, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you answer that one?’
The student remains silent. ‘No, you can’t, can you?’ the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax ‘Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?’
‘Er…yes,’ the student says.
‘Is Satan good?’
The student doesn’t hesitate on this one. ‘No.’
‘Then where does Satan come from?’
The student falters. ‘From God’
‘That’s right. God made Satan, didn’t he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?’
‘Yes, sir…’
‘Evil’s everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything, correct?’
‘Yes.’
‘So who created evil?’ The professor continued, ‘If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.’
Again, the student has no answer. ‘Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?’
The student squirms on his feet. ‘Yes.’
‘So who created them?’
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. ‘Who created them?’ There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. ‘Tell me,’ he continues onto another student. ‘Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?’
The student’s voice betrays him and cracks. ‘Yes, professor, I do.’
The old man stops pacing. ‘Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?’
‘No sir. I’ve never seen Him.’
‘Then tell us if you’ve ever heard your Jesus?’
‘No, sir, I have not…’
‘Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?’
‘No, sir, I’m afraid I haven’t.’
‘Yet you still believe in him?’
‘Yes.’
‘According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn’t exist… What do you say to that, son?’
‘Nothing,’ the student replies… ‘I only have my faith.’
‘Yes, faith,’ the professor repeats. ‘And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence…only faith.’
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. ‘Professor, is there such thing as heat? ’
‘Yes.’
‘And is there such a thing as cold?’
‘Yes, son, there’s cold too.’
‘No sir, there isn’t.’
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. ‘You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don’t have anything called ‘cold’. We can hit d own to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest –458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, ‘cold’ is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.’
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
‘What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?’
‘Yes,’ the professor replies without hesitation… ‘What is night if it isn’t darkness?’
‘You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? That’s the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?’
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. ‘So what point are you making, young man?’
‘Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.’
The professor’s face cannot hide his surprise this time. ‘Flawed? Can you explain how?’
‘You are working on the premise of duality,’ the student explains… ‘You argue that there is life and then there’s death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but it has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.’
‘Now tell me, professor… Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?’
‘If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do.’
‘Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?’
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
‘Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?’
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. ‘To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.’ The student looks around the room. ‘Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor’s brain?’ The class breaks out into laughter. ‘Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor’s brain, felt the professor’s brain, touched or smelt the professor’s brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.’ ‘So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?’
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. ‘I guess you’ll have to take them on faith.’
‘Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,’ the student continues. ‘Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?’ Now uncertain, the professor responds, ‘Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.’
To this the student replied, ‘Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.’
The professor sat down.
The student was Albert Einstein.

Culled from naij.com[/quote]