₦airaland Forum

FreeSpirited:
Guy easy now... Lol. Everything no be juju...when u visit ashawo house the ashawo no dey keep ya condom for one nylon plus the tissue dem take wipe ya sperm? Lol....if na by juju, 60% to 70% of Nigerian men would have lost their glory by now now... Lol

You are 100%✓ and that's the reason I don't go to ashawo joint anymore .. sometime if I go sef before I no dey release my spern cuz anything can happy trust one .. some bad peoples my collate with ashawo by exchanging condom with money ..this life is soft waka jeje make you no come jam AGABAKO ... Where is my Gee @Airforce1 I miss his scandal

My secondary days sweetie ooo , Our agric teacher always dress so sexy and she's beautiful as well ... I just went to physic lab inner office without knocking you can believe na my bology and agric teacher I see dey smooch and kissing .i just ran away and na this agric teacher don cast dating English teacher then ....Later dem carry another bology teacher one beautiful lady like this and my physics teacher started to dey kanck ham again ... I wish am the one giving my Agric teacher konji den cuz shes was so sexy and beautiful later when I enter higher institution she don old she no fine again set

Nothing bad in it but you need to apply wisdoms so you don't be come simp

Searching for your car need to post with the plate number so that you don't know that's the license to get it as soon as possible

Am so crying now I don't think this guy can be able to work again ..cuz the bone in that region is already damage ..hope his parents get money for the operation shaa ...Make God just dey safe us for this country ni

engrrichie92:
Hallo house,

woke up this morning to find my bitcoin account empty when as at last night it was over 500 dollars

checked my transaction history and realise my funds were moved to an unknown bitcoin address

and i didnt get mail to authorize any login as i used to either

Has this happened to anybody before ?..is it recoverable or have i just lost over 500 dollars worth of bitcoin to hackers just like that?
thought they said the site was secure
Bitcoin experts in the house
Your response on this would be highly appreciated

My brother you can't recover it again ... My liberty reserve account was hacked 2012 and I email and call but can't get it back

Swargu:
HI bro, did you later receive the money?, I am about getting a gift from a. Friend through world remit, is it a viable option?

And do they collect a fee or they jist use the current official exchange value.

Access back na dulling bank nah ..you don't know abi ���

NAIRA Marley don talk ham .. girlfriend matter na turn by turn na your turn be day knack forget about say him get boyfriend jooor na she no wetin she need ..

op you dey craze ooo

where have you been aiforce man since all this ...I no dey see your Post nah

harlee:
WHAT ANDROID PHONE CAN I BUY WITH 15,000?MAYBE USED OR NOT

I want to sell my phone it's 4 months years itel S15 .. 2 GB ram and 32 Gb rom 20k flat and it's very neat with charger , screen protector and pouch ..if you are interested send me email editmanoflagos2018@gmail.com the camera is good for selfish and with nice camera , you can quickly Google it confirm

Katier00:
Noted but can't stop using my phone while charging

I want to sell my phone it's 4 months years itel S15 .. 2 GB ram and 32 Gb rom 22k flat and it's very neat with charger , screen protector and pouch ..if you are interested send me email editmanoflagos2018@gmail.com the camera is good for selfish and with nice camera , you can quickly Google it confirm

billynoni:
Hello guys, kindly recommend a good Tecno phone of 30-35k for me, it's kinda urgent... Good battery/2GB ram at least/good internet connectivity/4G(not compulsory tho), that's what I'm looking for.


N.B Kindly recommend Tecno ONLY, I know you might have your reservations, but please keep it to yourself. We all have our preferences and choices. Thanks for your time.

I want to sell my phone it's 4 months years itel S15 .. 2 GB ram and 32 Gb rom 20k flat and it's very neat with charger , screen protector and pouch ..if you are interested send me email editmanoflagos2018@gmail.com the camera is good for selfish and with nice camera , you can quickly Google it confirm

no go dey spend for any girl friends or fiancee na just your turn dey we still leave you for better offer only spend money on your woman when you are married ... you be mumu paddy mi ... the just dey used you as a maye

You are very stupid paddy mi ... No dey spend money on your girl friend or fiancee you no go hear ..sholo mad ni .... naira Marley said if you have girl na just your turn .. tomorrow if see better over she go leave you ... you no go hear .. anyway sorry shaaa ..you go don wise now

you be Yahoo boy, you just chop money abi ? .... how 1.2 m naira go hit jobless man account like moku ooo

xpressionx:
Hello nairalanders, It's a bit long read.
kindly ignore grammatical errors.
I want to share the experience I had trying to find a relationship recently.
I am 31 years old and haven't been in a relationship since ending of 2019 after I broke up knowing I was going to relocate to a new city.
I arrived Abuja January and settled in one of the neighborhoods.
I have been single and lonely since January 2020 and I am not someone that easily start talking to girls randomly.
Fast forward to 2 weeks ago,as I was stepping out of the house,I saw a cute girl in front of her compound,she was almost 5ft tall,with big(not huge)breasts and average ass just as I like it.So I took notice of her.
This weekend as I was taking a walk in the neighborhood,this same girl was walking by and I decided to talk to her.
After finding out her name,I asked for her phone number,she said she doesn't have a phone,I asked her how we could see since she doesn't have a phone,she said her mum is always at home except when going out(apparently she wanted to make time but because her mum is always at home).
Her going out time is when she is going for lesson.
I was surprised,so I asked her what class she is,she replied JSS 2.
At this moment my curiosity became high,I asked her how old she is,she said '12 YEARS'.
Brethren,my soul 'fainted',I was thinking she was in her early 20's
At this moment I had to look around to see whether people were seeing me talk to her.
I apologized to her and bade her farewell.
Just imagine I didn't ask her that vital question because of her size and we ended up making out(God forbid).
That would be tantamount to rape.
So guys please always seek to know her age before landing yourself in jail over assumption.
Assumption can lead to frustration.
Thank you.
Admin kindly push to front page to educate guys to avoid such 'pithole'
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most of girls in Lagos and Abuja they are quickly behave mature and urge so you need to confirm there deir if you don't want end in premium tear one graduate rape 19 years girl in unilag and hin bag 50 years in imprisonment imagine so asking lady age after you notice she behave immature sometime is important

you want sell laptop you no put the specification is that way they advert something ... anyway put the specification and let me see ok may be I go interest I need one

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thank you for this .. I have already be a simp in the past that girl told me if I can be paying some of her bill say na most of this boys they Carter for needed that's she's is from poor family ... imagine this girl come from poor ground and still dey slay person wey suppose dey manage ... na so I started paying her bills , buy her phone ,wears and shoes... what's bafffing me is that can you believe this stupid girl don't save my number on that phone I myself bought for her , na me dey do subscription for her monthly and she's no dey reply me on WhatsApp ..she no even dey follow me chat too ... before I know say I am just Assistance boyfriend to her finances her situation ..God punish Lola for making me a fool., cuz I love her that much 4 years ago .. My brother don't be confuse with your Age if you are older than a woman she can still manipulate you am 26 years and she is 22years

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ZINIBANKS:
Fûcking things on point

rusbbish

SmellySperm:
brought a lady home, while the fvck was going on,she slumped,was so scared..
then i recalled stories i read from nairaland abt people dieing during sex,I quickly pulled out the condom,as i was abt fleeing,she gained consciousness and i quickly continued from wer i stopped

na God save you oooo

bigpicture001:
I was in a fully oaded danfor approaching Alaba rago in ojo local government of Lagos while rushing to my G. C. E center . Ahead of our buz was a huge riot which has spread to the main road as crowds of people have blocked the road.........

I was a very fine guy then, fair, long face, quite straight nose ND very black hair. I looked fulani while infact I am not even a northerner.our very slowed and tried to pass Tru the crowd :all door closed when suddenly some protesters spotted me. they all with axe, knife, sticks and cutlasses, they demanded I be given up to them to slaughter and the driver refused..


They started breaking the glasses and all pull the bus up ND down to turn it over. The lady nxt to me was all in blood. Cutlasses were flinged at me...... God helping I was in the middle. The driver summoned courage ND zoomed off climbing some of them:not stopping for any oneone of us to alight till the last bustop. I was relieved and wondered why me?

Not until I got a call from my mom asking about my safety as it appears the hausa fulani ND Yorubas were fighting around that side. And since I look fulani, the Yorubas wanted revenge for 3of their men killed by the fulani.......

I was really lucky!

this second scariest event reading on nairaland ..God safe your life bro ... Glory be to him

Nobadenergy:
Was at my friend's house chilling so I took a drag cos I smoke occasionally around evening or something.
I woke up it was raining, suddenly I had this fear that the wall will collapse na so I hold the wall trying to stop it from falling down on me.
Omo e no funny at all

cuz my junior brother in the hood dey talk say I be pastor so I want to prove them wrong and they give me Arizona to take ... rainfall dat day have thunderstorms ... Anytime I dey hear the thunderstorms na so I dey hold my heart cuz it dey skip my heartbeat ... I promise God and myself never to do such stupid act again

paulolee:
bk in lag, was coming back from club with 2 friends on a Sunday night and we were high and drunk like hell wen all of a sudden we noticed some group of boys in front of us in a very dark n silent street with cutlasses and weapons approaching us, ma so me and my guys turn back and tear hot race and they gave us a hot chase...we kept running and even scattered not knowing where we were running to and they kept chasing us individually.....as for me, i entered an unknown empty street and saw a man sitting outside enjoying d cool night fresh air and i met him with panic, sweating and breathing heavily, i explained to him what happened bt he didn't blieved me at first bt letter heard my plea n helped me inside his ous... it was after mins letter dt i got myself and realized dt my phone had lost wen running for my life, he told me dt dey was an earlier cult clash dt evenin dt left 3 guys dead and i was jus lucky i wast caught and dts how I spent d nite in his ous bt couldn't sleep dt nite n found out d next day dt he was an officer...my oda guys survived too, one sleep for church and the other inside one sleep inside empty danfo....dts d scariest day of my life oo

that's crazy God safe you bro ... I dey imagine that kind situation

it go end up in premium tears if you buy that powerbnk

PerfectView:
Please I need your advice.

A colleague of mine recently introduced me to an escort site (www.lounge45.com) where you can easily hookup with ladies of your choice and get them laid with no much stories. So, [i]as konji no gree let me rest na [/i]because my wife is in Canada for study, I had to visit the site. I later decided to use the service because my identity is well protected. I don’t have to call any escort with my phone number; so, nobody knows the identity of who is calling before you finally seal the deal and get to meet the escort of your choice. Also, I didn’t have to pay for the service directly with my bank details showing my identity.
After navigating the site, I hooked up with one of the escorts and it was fun. On another visit, something caught my attention. I saw my best friend’s wife (of 5 years now with 2 kids) on the site. It keeps baffling me till now. This actually happened yesterday night. The most confusing part is that my friend is not broke, he is an averagely rich guy who works in a reputable coy. He opened a very big boutique for his wife. The boutique is at their home which my friend had built before getting married.
We worship at the same church. My friend is a deacon in the church while his wife is a chorister. Tomorrow I will go to church and my friend’s wife will definitely be ministering as a member of the choir, she may even lead the Praise & Worship session. I can’t imagine how that would make me feel tomorrow. I don’t want to be the one to put asunder to their marriage but I can’t also hold myself because my conscience keeps pricking me to let my friend know about what I saw. It may be a case of someone else using her picture or she may even be the person for real. I am in dilemma now. I need mature advice from you all.

trying to hook up with her so by doing this ..you we confirm may be shes the real one and if is yes ask her why she on the site and after that tell her not go there again and make sure that tell her husband once she promised not go there again ...keep her in safe hand thanks you

kestolove95:
my husband don't like wearing it and I am tired of using drugs to prevent pregnancy, it's very good d one my sis sent mi from u.k is finished I need another packs Cox me ND my husband have sex everyday

make God give me girl like you to married that we go dey enter the place everyday even before going to work in the morning

Spysees:
Killin'!
forgive me Lord

killing Kee ?? sorry are you force ni ?

TheCork:
....Steering at nyansh...any size!!!!

set Awon Nyansh lover gang