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hollarunji08:
You don't work harder, working harder can kill you anytime Instead if work harder, you work smarter
Don't work hard Work smart

yeah you are rite to work smarter is the best

tnerro1:
I too like fine babes, anytime i see a finebabe I go just Dey imagine how soft the babe go be

I know you would be masturbating alot and ladies can easily taking for granted once you always imagine get down with all the fine girl you see definitely .. you can be woman rapper or be used by then lol ..you need to stop ..I have been like that before but I bless God am new being me now

paulolee:
finger chewing...smoking, alcohol, womanizing and most importantly ghosting girls after having sex with them, its not my fault that they do look unattractive to me immediately after i finished Cumming and i hate being with someone out of pity or seeing a girl disturbing me like a pest and that's why i do ghost them..

drunkard

Powerfly:
i don't think that's the answer to my question.. Btw..It takes a greater idiot to identify one.

Sometimes, it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

Powerfly:
I'm surprised they haven't called you a simp yet. Or it's like you're an alpha male?

Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?

ask for the dead of your breadwinner that's you want to burial him ..then Eloro oku yee ... by calling some good herbalist or older human to call the spirit and give ham knife .. to revenge on people wey kill ham .. that's all then wait and see what happens next I hate nonsense ☹️☹️

let tell you the reality of life ...Ladies are all the same nah just few different shaa ...As you dey take care of her before once you can't be able to avoid that phone she needed and the e- medical book trust me ..she have already forgetting all you have done for all in the past ... NEVER SPEND TOO MUCH ON GIRL YOU NEVER MARRIED YOU WOULD NOT HEAR BECAUSE IS GONNA END WITH PREMIUM TEARS .... IF YOU DONT GIVE THAT GIRL PREGNANT ... I PROMISE YOU SOON SHES GONNA FOLLOW ANOTHER MAN THAT'S WOMAN FOR YOU MOST OF THEM ARE INCOMPETENT WITH WHAT THEY HAVE ..ANYTIME SHE MEET SOMEONE WEY GET MONEY PASS YOU AND SHE DEY GIVE HER MONEY AND CUM BUTTER HER WITH SWEET MOUTHS SHE GO.LEAVE YOU

pastor of teenager pussy

elero oku ye and give the spirit 7 days to kill all the people that have hand his dead it work pass FBI

NwanyiOkpa:
Good morning,

my phone was stolen recently and i was asked to make a report to the police station but i am kind of reluctant because i feel the police wouldn't do much and i will end up spending more money. Have you gone through this route before? how did you get back your phone?

yes police can still get the phone for you .. if you have someone important ..if the phone is costy and precious to you ... police dey if dey wan work
..goto the area the was stolen and tell the officer at the police post there ..you can even seen the DpO that's the best cheer to you cuz you got your phone back already

finaleeec:
Fellow Nigerians on the Noble Platform,I want to enquire how I can write to the Inspector General of Police and ensure it gets to Him. The mother of a friend was Kidnapped , Mudered ,head cuts off and her body disembered ,While her meat was scraped ,the Perpetrators left just her scapula and few leg and thigh bones ,Her Ankara wrapper and Scattered phone at the Scene.All the Suspects have been freed without Prosecutions ,the matter was never Charged to Court ,All the suspects were never parts of the Opinion to even report the matter to the Police ,The only Daughter of the woman that was killed have been crying for Justice .The Major Suspect who is the Traditional Head ( Baale ) of Ajegunle Town ,Via ATAN OTA ,Ogun state ,Idowu Otherwise known as Endurance was released after he made some Notable Personality to Plead for his release quick.This matter was almost calmed down and stopped at the ATAN Police station by this same suspects but the only daughter insisted that the matter should be reported , but she becomes weak and powerless to press further as The suspected Perpetrators are much willing to buy there way through .The matter have been transferred to anti kidnapping section of Eleweeran Police ,The state police headquarters but the handling of the matter by the officers in charge is quite dissapointing . Conspiracy is highly suspected to cushion and cover the whole matter .The major suspects ,The Town traditional Head and one " EWE" The house owner where the late woman lives ,This " EWE" is a Spiritualist .The only daughter is still crying for Justice ,Please help ....I once wrote about her matter Immediately the Incident happened .This is the thread https://www.nairaland.com/6004490/70-years-old-madam-adefunke. Help Make this Viral ,One may be lucky it gets to the IGP.On Facebook,Twitter,Instagram etc please ....

once you kill person ..you go dey be dat ..thats just the Rule ...Go find herbalist we powerful of all those old louge make them call the woman spirit give her knife make she go kill her the people that killer shekena

omizu123:
I am Omizu Joyce Jabofo with Admin no 1524627, have been an employee
of Union bank until I received a purported letter of Termination dated
the 19th day of April 2013.

Moreover, I was employed in to Union bank on the 20th of February 2006
and posted to the Warri Main Market Branch Office and was later
transferred to the Enerhen road branch when I had carrying out my
duties with every sense of humour according to the ethics of the bank
with care.

Furthermore, I was going my about my normal routine in the Enerhen
road branch when my manager sent a Co- staff to call me and I was
given a strange letter of termination.

I reacted and asked what did I do to deserve this, he replied by
saying my service is no longer required. The letter dated 19th April.
I TAGGED IT FAKE because my name was fraught with so many
irregularities ranging from the letter Head to the signature therein.

Attached are the documents for references purpose.

Besides, I never received any email or correspondence from the Head
office to commemorate the purported letter of termination as which is
the usual custom of Union Bank.

Note: Another thing that amazed me was the statement/ comment my
manager Mr. Nwachukwu Charles made is another thing that beats my
imagination. I quote; I actually rejected the letter at Zonal Office
Asaba and ask them why this lady should be treated this way because
she is a hard working staff. This statement/comment was made the
moment I was given the letter of termination by my manager in his
office. Furthermore, on the 13th of October 2015 I received a text
message from Union Bank crediting my account 0016825036 with the
customary 13th month salary as usual for all staff of Union Bank.

It was then, it beckoned on me that there is a foul play somewhere.
Because there is no way the bank will terminate one’s employment and
pay such after 2 years of exit from the said bank, Union Bank to be
precise.

Hence, I concluded that the said letter did not originate from the
Head Office coupled with the trend of events, the irregularities and
inconsistence in signature as well as the 13th month salary.

In the same vein, I decided to pay a visit to Head Office, Lagos on
the July, 2016 to clarify if this letter of termination originated
from Head Office. My intention was to see the GM. General Manager &
the HR. Head of Human Resources but I was deprived from seeing them, I
only saw some other staffs who categorically told me that the letter
originate from Head Office but I was not convinced left and came back.
In fact I was their twice all my effort proof abortive. Is on this
note I want the media to come into this matter to unravel everything
about this issue for justice to prevail. In fact, because of this same
matter I have lost 2 pregnancies.

sorry about the lost of your pregnant ...message them again and message CBN and tell what happen I bet CBN we prompht for that ..it's not offence and mind CBN is worky very hard in Nigeria

legend RiP

chiiraq802:
Good development.....

He refused to settle boys, I trust Nigerian Police had he given them there own share(money) from the biz, dem for no cast am....

#Good dope shaaaa!!!!!

na so you get it right ma fo ..he no do normal ..Dem call charge ham for ham

but this girl still upload pictures to her account on Instagram 2day ago and you nah talk hin dey effcc hmmmh Nigeria ..it shock you abi

lincsnuel:
I don't understand the rationale behind these people who come online to insult other people who are vulnerable enough to share their problems online. They only need your advice, if you have none, just read and waka...

thank you bro ...Dem be fool ni

Rhaspody:
She's seeing someone. She just doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend with you. She's keeping you close Incase her boyfriend bleeps up. You can still be friends with her. But don't mention the feelings again. She will use her self to give you when she's done with the other guy

you are right I believe you God bless you bro

flyinnizam:
fuckingly let her be

thank you boss , I would do that

hollarunji08:
So where is the gun or knife she want to use to. Kill u now according to ur headings

Well, lemme dash u my advice anyway

Bro, continue disturbing the bae, its not possible doesn't mean it can't be possible and only a fool define impossibility as impossibility

I don't think disturbing her is gonna be best option

Chibukings111:
mumu because she de help you charge phone u wan go back to ur vomits...



Spit

thank you I grab

chinchonglee:
Guy!!! What bullshit did u write here

U go school at all
Or u ve jst started smoking arizona?

thank you I no go school

biggy00000:
The way you type this thing en; hope say no b so you follow the babe word?

If na so; na y she day curve you.

Try improve on your communication and every go soft.

thank you professor wole soyinka

vybzkartel:
Run for your life, she be mermaid

thank you for the Advice bro! the girl just dey blow my mind

flyinnizam:
fuckingly let her be

I thought as much too

oblozzolawrence:
Good morning guys.

This my flatmate is a very nice guy and we are very cool.
We stay in a 3bedroom flat, having each room to ourself and the last room is for visitors.
Well he has this girlfriend that use to come around a lot, sometimes she stays around for a week before leaving and I must say she's nice and really fun around to be with.

Two days ago I was on instamessage jus checking pretty gals out(I don use dis platform nack a lot gals) den GBAM!!!!! naso I see my guy babe picture, i con dy doubt maybe na somebody wey resemble her, na I click her profile, na hookup things ooo!!! And na she, even one of the dress she wear, she don wear em come house before....Strictly hookup, no long story.....chaii
Till now am still in shock I don't even know wat to do cos she came to the house yesterday and I know she knows that have seen her profile on instamessage.

She and my guy dy their room like this..I fear who no fear woman!!!!
Should I tell my guy or jus mind my business...

Inbtw
I don't like involving myself in people's relationship plus this guys have been together for 5years before I even knew him.
She was even the one that loan him money to add to his while we wanted to rent this apartment.

Guys, I need to add that his elder sis was the one DAT introduced her to him cos they work in the same hotel, and this gal is a masseuse.

message girl on the instamessager and ask how much about TDB that's is here for hook up and you can see that on her profile but IMPORTANT :make sure you don screen mucher her profiles include and the her profile picture before starting the chatting with it and waiting for her reply ... waiting to read her response ..let her know that you caught her ... I dont nack my friend holes on the App too so crazy

IdreamOfUnicorn:
Left my house to go wait for boy at the airport and he never showed up. Them no tell me before I went back home

sorry London boy dissapoint you

Bola146:
I stole my mother's money and gave it to my ex to do furniture to his house

bola is a lover girl.

I have a lady that stay in my compound and I have strong feeling for her , she's quite beautiful and cool so one afternoon I walk up to her and collected her number and I call her following week when I get to work ,I normally goto work and come back every weekend, she picked the call and i explain how I feel about her and she's didn't say anything and she cut the call .. I didn't bother anymore to call so when I get back home from work ,I call her and asked why she cut the call on me may be she's angry with me and she's said No thats she not angry I told her about about my feeling again and she's quickly excuse me that she was sent an errand and said we talk on phone , I call her same evening on phone but she was telling me that is gonna be hard and I quickly said if it's not possible she should let me know and she replied is not possible ..so since then I just dey my own , I bored her but she dey give me some kind attention , if I need something she go want help me with it ... sometime I dey charge my phone shake and na she dey trying to check it for me until my phone ... I dey confuse may be I should still dey disturb her about dating me or leave her alone please help me .. insult is allow ��

na Lagos we dey

[quote author=Emilokoiyawon post=90751478]Women toast me EVERY time. I don't even know why. Don't get me wrong. I am goodlooking and tall. But I have friends who I think are also good looking but out of my friends I am by far the one that get toasted by women the most. Mostly indirectly but sometimes DIRECTLY. Believe it or not I have been approached with the following DIRECT lines many times (I swear to God):

"...you are my kind of man...are you single?"

"...I want you to fvck me tonight, if its okay..."

"take me home and fvck me..."

"...I caught my boyfriend cheating...I need a good fvck tonight..."

Not to mention the countless INDIRECT toasting.

shebi you get money nah ... ladies dey always talk anyone wey dey lives comfortable ..even Dem go dey toast you sef cuz of your money nah

sakamanje

bitch