₦airaland Forum

GreenMavro:
are you for Real DJ Real?


Do you know any graduate with 1st Class, 2.1 or 2.2 in any of the following fields -Geography,
Geology,
Geophysics,
Medicine,
Health Sciences,/Computer science,
Engineering Sciences,
Agriculture Sciences,
Geography Education,
Law,
Mass Communication,
Political Science or any Arts course?
Can the person speak English fluently?
Can they write well?
Do they have computer skills?
Okay please say hello to them for me.I just want to wish them Happy Sunday.

Mind you... medicine has nothing to do with First Class, 2.1 or 2.2. cook ur joke very well next time huh? thank me later.

kalindaminda:
Lecturer? With this English? Hahahahaha

Me just dey pity his students faa... he thought unilorin will employ him with all the bombs in his letter for employment? so he can bomb the whole school.

Kathmandu:
Kudos if true but I'm truly sceptical with this news

SKEPTICAL

Ireboya:
Is Olamide still relevant in the music industry ?

Are you really OK?

NotOfThis:
I miss Dagrin.

Go and meet him.

eleojo23:
Buhari is always expressing shock at one thing or the other.

It shows that he doesn't even know about a lot of things happening in the country under his watch.

That's a disturbing degree of 'cluelessness'.

U should have told him to go and be sleeping in IDP camp now. Even your vc knws everything that's happening in every faculties in ur school without being informed? Wailers, please we voted a president not a vigilante!!

Omotayor123:
To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment?



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school This one common for my school die.


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures. me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come
Most schools are guilty of this.



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more.



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.

List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.

Op are u a unilorite?

QueenthDee:
In fact don't deflower at all

So make virgin con full ground abi? mtcheeww....

lillan042:
many are mad but few are ??

Roaming

OrlandoOwoh:
O.A.U., Ile-Ife is second to A.B.U., Zaria. OAU's agricultural farm alone is far bigger than Unilorin.

You dey yne oau? unilorin go swallow oau 3×! I repeat 3×!! just try waka unilorin from gate to dam wey still far to campus nah den u go knw wetin dem mean by better by far.

horlah1:
Capture dis on my board concerning unilorin and some people are still hyping her...

And dahz y all of una skul dey strike pass thunder.

Ivoryred:
who told you,the are children of hate....wait let me ask you! Do you like the way things are nw?...let be honest with ourself.....forget about tribalism.

nobody is happy with d current situation but we should b optimistic and pray for better Nigeria. even when something good is coming form this government, these set of pple come up with their antagonistic comments just because of hatred. Hopefully sun z gonna shine when d rain is over even though patience z needed.

Ivoryred:
hahahahahahahahahaha davido don enter one chance.......nigerians go eat you like food,if don't mind your business.

which mumu Nigerians? u no c say Nah dem Igbo (children of hate) full dah place dey comment?

Rhotiz:
Baddosneh making waves!!!! But ao flavour tk b artiste of d yr? dey no wan gv 1 pesin 2awards

I dey wonder oh my brother.. even d deads no say nah olamide get am

kingDELE:
#team y_b_n_l

I sight u brother!!!

originalmachine:
what do you want me to do ?.... abeg drop news about flavour, Pquare,Timaya them make I comment wella....olamide is in London to tril his Yoruba fans...please can someone tell me one ENGLISH song by lil kesh ,olamide, YBNL.... I mean ENGLISH song...abegi, all I see is REBRANDED FUGI musicians

Olamide's boom boom track in eyanmayweather album.

Sheggy13:
Are you sure you're ok kid? When I finished my first degree, I'm sure you were still rolling tyre on the streets with your mates. So direct your advice to yourself.

If truly what you said is true, I'm totally disappointed in u. how can a graduate be thinking like a jambite? you knw nothing about Unilorin buh ur gullibility makes u believe d whole crap and shit you're told about d better by far institution. I don't give a damn abt when you're done with ur degree. it's not all about how far but how well. I'll advice you to retake jamb coz you're a disgrace to d alumni of ur institution.

Sheggy13:
Does that your friend have Adbul something as the surname, or Mohammed or Ibrahim as you can see from the samples uploaded here? If not, na O.Y.O be him case. Never seen a more religion-biased school in my life before, despite the school not situated in the core north.

Mr. man shut ur godamn stinking mouth up and stop spewing trash!!! Unilorin admit various candidates from different tribes, state, country and religion. you failing d post utme doesn't give u d gut to talk bad about d school. go and read ur books if u want to b here, we don't admit dullards like u coz we're #betterbyfar.

PussySmasher:
Unilorin na university? Unilorin na secondary school na with their VC ambali abi muniru or what's the dudes name again sef...
On a lighter note, this kid dey do himself.
Many years ago I write waec, na mago mago I use. Jamb sef I use mago mago... I enter uni sef still use mago mago so tey I carry 2:1 commot ..remain small make I enter first class seff.

This life get as e be o. Its either you cheat or be cheated.
#peace.

And u dey here dey call Unilorin secondary school? with this ur mago mago lifestyle bro, u no fit even pass post utme talk less enter third class b4 u face tanke.

ajbabs:
I weep for Nigerian undergraduates.

Bros abeg exclude Unilorin coz we're betterbyfar!!!

Ken4Christ:
Buhari has a track record for failure. The same thing happened when he was military head of state in 2003. So many that voted for him were not born then or too young to know what happened. The person who actually ran the government then was his vice, Idiagbon.

Military head of state in 2003?..hmm, I'm seeing things. I guess hatred has affected ur cerebrum or u went to buy fake book of current affairs.

limeta:
What is Eid-el-Kabir celebration
I dont need no muslim holiday
Any way non of my workers is muslim

Please open ur eyes and see d headline says FEDERAL GOVERNMENT declares holiday.. what's our business with ur workers? Are they government workers or private workers if u like tell them to b working 24/7...ur work, ur workers, ur business, ur problem!!!

sexyellency:
Let him go for ICT, if mathematics is included in his jamb subject combination and if he meet up with the course cut off mark.

That should be done on ur personal details buh not until you're given admission.

adecares:
hello house, can someone explain this scenario better to me cos am confuse, My sis was intending to study mass comm at unilorin but her cut off mark was 213 which is indeed low for the requirement so she had to change the course to performing art, which she did by paying the #2,500, right now the feedback from the system is that she can't complete the registration with that course becos she doesn't have commerce in her O'level results, Where am confuse right now is why would a clearly Art course requires a commercial subject before one can study it. Pls someone should pls explain?

It would be better to change to another course in CIS faculty dah favours his jamb score.

fetty2008:
Good Evening, please one of my brother Choose Computer Science Education ask for Data Processing, Information Technology and Computer Studies and didn't get those subjects in his O'level, He is using 2013 NECO Result.
He has;
English
Mathematics
Physics
Chemistry
Biology
Geography
Agriculture sciences
Yoruba
Economics
Please any solution to this issue.

Let him go for ICT, if mathematics is included in his jamb subject combination and if he meet up with the course cut off mark.

YhungPablo:
See Your Life Mr OP

That's d handwork of congestion young man..that's unilorin for you.

adeboyewareez:
Accessibility is difficult. God knows how many people are trying all at the same time.

I mean it's easy now and you still have enough time as it's closing by 5th of September.

Otori123:
I clicked on the pre-admission registration but this information u have shown above from the website isnt coming up. Pls tell me d steps u used. Thanks

I think you should be able to access it by now!

DerKlassiker:
Evening bro! When is the registration scheldule to close?

5th of September

Good News to all better by far aspirants!!!
UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN 2016/2017 SCREENING REGISTRATION IS NOW AVAILABLE OFFICIALLY.
Login to www.unilorin.edu.ng to start registration. Good luck!!!

RichYoungNigga:
Buhari, you will not go unpunished

And u will not go untreated

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