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haha

walahi this thread and most especially OP himself really funny die. i like the story though but incomplete


you no later tell us how you ended up settling her bill of 40k abi you ran away?

MrTAnonymous:
A man identified as Brian Dennis has Shared what he passed through in a quest to get a sugar mummy in Abuja.

Read his words.

"One of the most popular misconceptions about Abuja is that there are plenty sugar mummies looking for young boys to spoil with their money in exchange for pleasure. Na big lie. Thread! !

I heard this lie so much that I started seeing every older woman who drives a big car as a potential sugar mummy material when I came to this town. I always in my best behavior around them, waiting to be noticed and approached. Nothing happened.

I was even helping some of them push their shopping trolleys in supermarkets when I noticed they needed help. Nothing come out. Nobody even asked me for phone number. I started thinking, Is it Jazz the other boys that have sugar mummies are using? Na wa.

Until one unfortunate Friday evening that I was having a drink by myself in a spot close to my house and I saw one light skinned thick woman in her late 40s pull up with a new RAV4.


She was also by herself and sat behind me. I thought it was a dream when the waiter brought a bottle for me and said that the woman at the table behind me sent the bottle for me. I turned behind and saw her staring lustfully at me. She smiled and I accepted the invitation. Cheap man like me. I sat with her and we started with short introductions of ourselves and started talking about random things.

She was divorced, never had a child and lived alone. My ear stand. By midnight, She offered to drop me off as I didn't drive but I told her I lived very close and could walk home so she suggested that she shows me her place so I can come visit anytime.

I didn't even think about it before entering the car like a lamb to the slaughter. We got to her apartment a few minutes later and she asked me to come inside. She was living well but I was not concerned about the aesthetics of her interior decoration. So many things were running through my mind.

Why did she ask me to come in? Maybe tonight na audition. She made me have a bath and I knew that my dreams of a sugar mummy had come to pass, I just had to impress her if I wanted to progress to the spoiling stage.


I sweated & worked all night and I was telling myself that let Newspapers not use me for "man dies in s3x romp" headline. When she finally slept, I was still awake and thinking to myself. So it is really true, sugar mummies are real and my life was about to be transformed by one. Wow. God is good.

In the morning she tapped me nicely, and I opened my eyes and saw her staring at me with love in her eyes, I smiled back and whispered good morning to her. " Good morning, Brian. Your money na N40k "" Oh, thank you. You're too kind ", I replied. 40k for just one night? I don blow be that na.

I thought I was the one being paid until she asked me: "Should I send my account number or you have cash? "

https://mobile.twitter.com/BrianJDennis/status/1259216027520557057

What is your opinion on this?

good you know!

OldSinister:
Well said bro...for sure I know how this beauty-queen palaver de go

Nonsense Talk! na only 94 dem defeat nigeria

Argentina go dey continou to defeat naija anytime, anyday and twice on every march haha

MrTAnonymous:
https://punchng.com/why-argentina-defeated-super-eagles-at-usa-94-adepoju/?amp=1

i thought same too cuz as money get spirit naso arms to get especially GUN

if you carry am alot of thoughts of shooting and doing some bullying around go just dey run your mind

devil go dey be like, "go shoot someone na" for your mind

markidoo:
Good thing to defend your territory,, but make this empowerment of youths with arms no go turn another thing. My thoughts though

and you need to add MONEY to your life too

DaddyRochie1642:
Kanu needs to add Weight

yea sure that's why i said mesef no sabi english? just thought to correct that part

abi who english epp? na money sure pass

aremuforlife:
No one is infallible, there is always room for correction.

no be only desk na Table.. anyway, na "all hands on deck"

mesef no sabi english just thought to correct that part sha

aremuforlife:
All hands on desks, baba is putting his house in order

This Senate Gathering of Old fools never for once moves a Bill that will be in favor of average Nigerian

Na wetin go dey make life hard for Us dem go dey propose

nonsense selfish old bastards

i wish i could get a bomb to blow up aso rock and That National Assemby with the gathering of This Old motherfuckers with pot bellies

ijustdey:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/finance-bill-senate-mulls-taxing-cable-dstv-premium-bouquet/

Oga! ashawo na ashawo e no get another name! either straight up or coded!

you see this model/beauty pageant na himsef worse pass cuz almost all organizers Men and staffs for don sample those girls in their hotel room, making each of them promises of winning whereas na the Girl wey Bleep the surest Dick with SURE LEG, na she go win las las

talking from experience of girls i know this is real bro

OldSinister:
is better than straight-up ashawo business.. at least these ones still dey use code dey find prìck, what of those wey dey brothel dey fùck short-time 2k naira

Finally Her Bress Don Pay her and made her bigger

wahala for who no get big bwess

Michaeljames22:
Vivian okpala, an Anambra-State born model has emerged the 2020 Face of Nigeria Queen. She walked home with a branded Toyota camry car plus other mouth watering prizes.

The 2020 face of Nigeria competition received over 100 entries. Following the social distancing rules imposed as a result of the Covid-19 pandemic, the selection process down to the final pick was held through virtual platform.

The crowning, though was held over the weekend in an exclusive location in lagos. As parts of the winning prizes, she will be representing Nigeria at the Miss Heritage International Finals 2022 and also get an all expensed paid trip to Dubai.

Vivian holds a Bsc in Economics (Nnamdi Azikiwe University), She also studied MIS (Management Information System) at NIIT Lagos , Currently studying Business foundation , Financial modeling at the University of Pennsylvania (United States).

http://modelsnaija.com/miss-vivian-okpala-crowned-the-new-face-of-nigeria-2020/

and the way people have been killed all these while, all these years not fearful?

yahmohy27:
The way people are been killed these days is quite fearful

confirm!

tit:
You think the banks don't have sense?
If you tell police of cash movement, police will tell robbers.

before nko? na you won kon get am

Mabizela:
I can bet my left sided buttock that Tinubu is the owner of the bullion van

mumu police! eve if escort dey se armed robbers no dey burst an if dem want abi e never don dey happen since time immemorial

why dem kon dey make their presence important as if robbers no dey rob bullion van even if dem dey there

NwekeUG:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/police-impound-two-bullion-vans-for-moving-cash-without-escort/amp/

okay

ablejesus26:
Ehh nna wats happening here some sarcasm are very cheap to detect yet it seems like rocket science to some people

nawa

na this year her attention go expire or let me say until new bbnaija show starts

cuz new year new attention for new people

bbnaija na yearly attention and fame

go ask EFE e go explain better

khingTony:
All of this girls suffering themselves just to get attention from men


Later they'll be like "we don't need men in our lives" she better enjoy as much attention she is getting now, because it won't last forever


Peace

me no go simp! na Alpha sure pass

most women like alpha male

Badonasty:
lol...una come dey call ozo simp...who go dey see this kind thing everyday wey no go simp

naxo

Regina daniel go receive new wife soon

pyyxxaro:
UNCLE NED NWOKO or FFK is coming for you

weldone! na private jet una dey carry abi

Zzor:
I don't do keke

we reason alike

me too don dey think same

what the Bleep is the difference between the two?

girls and wahala sha

MoneyGhost:
No difference nau
Make she paint am brown and roll am wella make the wig coil.

Get money reach hin level dem you go Understand say e get some level you go rich Reach wey Na Attention go dey want you

khingTony:
This boy too like attention


Everyday he want trend Nigerians sef

i wonder too oo

mesef dey think say na Gold plated shirt ooo

This life truly not balance. Money wey some boys go chop and dem go dey shout up and down say he don blow and don make am na hin somebody use by 7shirts

Smellymouth:
For aba, these shirts na #1,500 each na..

Nonsense Talk! i'm sure no be your Brain you use comment

must be your Anus

Praxis758:
This is blasphemous.

Anyone who comes up with this agitation should be seen as an enemy of the north.

Buhari has favoured the north with juicy appointments and concentrated key national projects. These has since brought a desired transformational effects on the region.

The key and juicy appointments being held by the northerners is a testament that all the reports of insecurity in the norther is to defame Buhari's government.

No one can convince me that the stable peace in Katsina is not a product of Buhari's indigenship of that state. Likewise, the utter decimation of Boko Haram in the NE is a witness that Buratai is an indigen of Borno state.

So, calling for Buhari's resignation should be condemned by all well meaning Nigerians.

i doubt if you know what good news really is

Liposure:
Good news. I just hope this doesn't get diverted in transit

who dey hold you before?

topcatking:
From World bank to China to Brazil ànD now Qatar.

The new term is "seeking funds" not "borrowing". (most part will end up as loot, terror funds & ransom)

When payback is due, indentured servitude will be an understatement for the average Nigerian.

I think it's time for me to leave.

On normal day others should be arrested as well. i meant other friend the bullet proof worked on

They must explain what led to the Move at first, why would they be doing and testing Bulletproof If Not that They Preparing for some cult, criminal or crime shit

donPhill:
yes na, that thing na another believe on it's own!

Exactly! you got it!

and that explains why Others were bulletproof and Him was not

donPhill:
instructions de to follow, guy man no gree, probably he's not to be shot by someone with a monthly flow or the one that just finished a rump...
anyways, RIP to the death

Nothing ever comes out of naija girls

Mogajunior:


Tested and Trusted. Just like nothing good comes out of Anambra state, so does nothing good comes out of Nigerian girlfriends.

The Points and the Curses are brother and sister, more to say like bread and butter or bread and beans, Two complementing Commodity

If you must support and endorse one you must for the other too

densiks:
I support and endorse his point but not the curses.

weldone! and you that has many Training certificate

Eludicate more on "processed thought"

teach me and reno cuz i'm always open to more ideas and knowledge

madjune:
Reno needs to undergo some training.

There's something called Processed thought.

Reno lacks it.

i hate when this people talking about this party thing as if there are any difference! same drink different bottle


same shit melayo spitting is applicable to the Pdp whatever

both are corrupt and rotte ln party

come 2023, YDP(youth development Party) will take over

nwekeugochukwu:
"The Only APC Man You Can Trust Is The Dead APC Man" - Dino Melaye Tells Those Defecting From PDP

Former Senator representing Kogi West Senatorial District, Dino Melaye has shared a post addressed to those defecting from the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) to the All Progressives Congress (APC), IgbereTV reports.

In an Instagram post he shared, Dino Melaye who was formerly an APC member said the only ''APC man you can trust is the dead APC man.''

He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CISqRRvn9Z3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link