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confirm! thats how you know you can never please those vagina people nomatter how much you try

UniqRight:
Na wa o. Even inside money, infidelity still thrives.

abi na! sometimes i can't help but wonder what they truly want. if dem dey carry another person pregnancy give celebrity with the fame, name and money, who are we the average Nigerian wey no get fame and money like that?

timibare:
fear women!!!

from the name mister jollof that means he cooks jollof rice for a living

case closed!

Zzor:
What does he do for a living?

And Thats Why your aspiration will never come True! future impossible tense!

wale377:
I’ll legalize weed and embezzle money if I become the president of Nigeria- Zlatan ibile

Watch below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97zqywENlsI

With the interview with BBC pidgin, Zlatan ibile has revealed that he would legalize weed and also embezzle funds if he becomes the president of Nigeria
he also said since that’s what our president and governor are doing, he will do the same.

He also said he will fix the country but he will embezzle

What Makes you think you now have sense?


to me your your brain condition and status is same In past and present! no difference at all

EBMedia:
BBNaija star, Princess, who on Thursday, December 3, declared she was done dating for love, has revealed that she was approached by billionaire businessman, Ned Nwoko, when she was much younger, IgbereTV reports.

According to her, she rejected his offer because she didn't have sense.

She disclosed this in an exchange with a follower who left a comment after seeing her post where she stated she was done dating for love.

She wrote in her Instagram handle:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CITlCTGndWf/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See the exchange between her and her follower below.

na you na

na you dem go recruit next and soon cuz you seem to care about their supply chain

spinna:
if they were collaborators/suppliers/offtakers then good riddance.. But who go come supply them again now

is 1k not better than train of 3k?

except for the fact that the charging for faster time of arrival cuz we all know train will arrive faster than the Bus

and regardless Train should be cheapest of all transportation means in a saner clime

RedPhoenix:
Stop it. Even from Mowe, ibadan is 1k. Abeg you stop spreading lies

haha! you sick

na 1million houses dem go demolish for fifth mainland bridge

slivertongue:
And how many for the fifth mainland bridge

Nope you can't achieve anything without making a choice

lexy2014:
So d dictionary meaning gives us a basis to debate for or against. D dictionary meaning is universal& true except u were only trying to distort d meaning of d word in order to make ur argument look valid.

With regards ur perspective(s), I don't see how they negate d fact that marriage is an achievement. Whether u choose to 2b rich without marriage & kids or married with kids and no money, how does that negate d fact that marriage is an achievement?

Hence my question earlier:

Can u achieve anything without making a choice?

okay

uptimum123:
My family's don't involve themselves with hooliganism

Nonsense Talk! it's better not to comment at all than writing this rubbish

Imagine you at this point still defending Naija army
saying its obvious not their shot or bullet

Heartless motherfucker!

you wouldn't be spitting same shit if it were one of your relatives or family member a victim

Nonsense and Comment!

uptimum123:
From the injury on the first two people that was interviewed,it's quite obvious it was not the shootings from the Soldiers. An AK-47 riffle would have done more damage than that. So it's safe to say the shots was from their cohorts trying to retaliate by shooting at the soldier's.

To the lady that claimed she lost her brother to the Lekki toll gate shooting, may his soul rest in perfect peace.

I'm sure her case will be part of what would be looked at by Judicial Panel in Lagos to see if her claim was true and if it was actually the soldier's that shot him.

All evil doers will surely pay for their sins

As you wish but this step into failure to Dubai Trip not what you would wanna venture into. it's your choice though but i wish i had someone to feed me the way i'm feeding you during my time

the experience is not just worth it

ebuka10box:
i appreciate u bro but I'm being positive at least I took a step to fail rather than not try at all

OP never said he sleeps around. Read the Thread well not everything you take as joke okay

Ayoemrys:
what mature response do you want when you already confessed you sleep around like a dog

Sorry for you bro! so Pathetic

May God be with you and family!

And may your Dad rest in Perfect Peace again! Accept my Condolence!

Never too later to start again and i'm glad you did start from the buttom confidently and The Top is your place and where you heading to by God's grace!

trevorhorace:
gained admission

dad had stroke

dad lost job

family became bankrupt treating dad

dad died.

lost admission

starting from the bottom

Oga na rubbish you just Spit for here

cuz you lived your NYSC life like a deeper life person doesn't mean others did and cuz you lived around dull guys or area or community doesn't mean you have to generalize it

Take it or leave it naija girls are most useless during NYSC, dem no get any better plan for life and their head reason you see most of them doing make up on face up and down like house dem dey do plastering for hin wall, na wetin dem dey use dem allawee do be that. Guys dey Bleep them up and down and its what most of the girls want be that. Sex is their utmost to them

Everything you post here is quite the opposite of NYSC reality and whole experience!
perhaps you need to go re serve and enjoy it better in a better way and maybe another states ANAMBRA for exaample is where i served or any other south western state

you go enjoy those igbo girls like mad

Both your corper colleagues and The community girls are at your service depending on how you play your game

zoputa:
It is true that NYSC time is a time of freedom and a time of fun, but there are some exaggerations to this...

If I am lying, let any Corp member oppose my statement. NYSC is made to look like people get sex littered all over the place, and to make it look like Various married women sleep around there. I can tell you one truth. This is a hyped statement. You do not get sex anyhow from NYSC ladies, neither is there reckless sex in the camp...

All these statements of reckless sex in CAMP or after CAMP is not totally true, as some corpers know I am saying the truth. If I am telling a lie, ask many NYSC guys if they got sex freely from NYSC girls.

Many NYSC ladies are not cheap, so do not think you will see free sex anyhow in CAMP or after CAMP. Where I served, we had corper ladies that no corper guy ever touched...

Please shun these hyp to prevent being disappointed in NYSC. Go and serve Nigeria well.

follwowing dictionary meaning, anything you accomplished, completed is an achievement so therefore MARRIAGE AND HAVING KIDS is an achievement

But leaving dictionary meaning and from my own perspective i don't wanna see it that way, looking it from The Two angles i gave earlier about

1-getting married with kids and living in poverty struggling to survive and

2-Having money being rich without marriage and kids


as for me if i were to make a choice i'd rather go for Number 2

lexy2014:
What therefore is an achievement according to d dictionary? Can u achieve anything without making a choice?

yes i had to separate Achievement and Choice

cuz when a choice favors you it's called Achievement and when it doesn't it's called Failure

which means we can't solely base Achievent on a Choice since it comes with Two Outcomes

lexy2014:
Why should I leave dictionary meaning? Is it because it negates ur argument? What is now d basis of u defining a word if we can't make reference to it's dicty meaning? How can u take a word& give it ur own meaning & then u expect to make sense?

U are d one who brought choice into d discussion by saying that marriage & having kids isn't an achievement because it involves choice. My questions which u failed to answer are:

What is achievement in d dictionary? Do u achieve anything without making a choice to achieve that thing? How can u separate achievement & choice?

leaving dictionary meaning

You can make a choice and it either favors you or not

when a choice favors you, you call it avhievement and when it doesn't, what do you call that?

thats more reason i said that point

and i am sure you also understand my bone of contention but to save us the argument

lets just marriage and having kids is an achievement, PERIOD!

lexy2014:
What is achievement in d dictionary? Do u achieve anything without making a choice to achieve that thing? How can u separate achievement & choice?

Getting married and having kids not an achievement to me cuz it's a CHOICE to get married and have kids

You can't make a choice to Achieve in life cuz it's all God's grace nomatter how much you try

Remember again "from my own perspective"

lexy2014:
What exactly is your criteria for determining what an achievement is and what isn't an achievement? Except d meaning of d word has changed in d dictionary, I don't no how being married, having kids& struggling isn't an achievement. And how achievement is just about money. Kindly shed some light.

But d question u failed to answer is "
Y is getting married & having kids not an achievement?"

I like the fact that you like questioning which is good and no one is the fountain of knowledge as i know nothing as well, just delivering This from My Own perspective

Lets take a look at this from this two angle

1- a married couple with kids but not rich to cater for their family but struggling, do you call the family Achieved?

2- a

lexy2014:
Y is getting married & having kids not an achievement? What makes a blessing from God less than an achievement?

I like the fact that you like questioning which is good and no one is the fountain of knowledge as i know nothing as well, just delivering This from My Own perspective

Lets take a look at this from this two angle

1- a married couple with kids but not rich to cater for their family but struggling, do you call the family Achieved? i call them blessed cuz of the kids and if the woman is also a very good woman and mother, that is also a blessing

2- A person with enough money but no kids is achieved.

lexy2014:
Y is getting married & having kids not an achievement? What makes a blessing from God less than an achievement?

yes being married and having kids not an achievement
BUT

Being Married to a Good woman and having Kids is a Great Blessing from God

lexy2014:
Does that mean marriage & having kids aren't achievements?

haha! right about that

Na this part(Africa) of the world we put am for head like Dreadlock, For Europe and USA, dem no care and thats why you see People of 60, 70 and above being single, never married and no kids

hashtagged:
No they are not achievements they are liabilities

Don't be happy getting 3month visa to Dubai as it is not a thing of joy, any one can get it in THREE days as i personally can make it happen within 3-5day

Brother! change your focus and work towards going to a better Abroad (European Countries) cuz to me and every sensible person Uae(dubai) not abroad or any other Gulf countries not abroad cuz its an Advance slavery Nation

Infact! to the best of my knowledge i would advise you to forfeit that three months visa as you can hardly get job within that period and even if you eventually get, na scam jobs and the bosses of those jobs will only use you within that three months for free without pay and let you go like that, They no longer Issue an Upgraded Working visa of 2years with 3months again, Talking as someone that lived there and worked there and know the In and Out of UAE as a whole

Its better you don't waste your money to book any ticket to go to dubai, just keep saving your ticket money so you can save up to process European countries

Dubai is a Tourist country and only good for Tourism, Vacation and Going to just relax, spend money lavishly within Days, Weeks and at Most Three Months and leave, not a place to go make money planning to be successful from. What Most Foreigners do in dubai is going In with Three months Visa and keep Renewing the Three months Visa Every three Months with between 150k to 250k depending on your Agent cuz its rare You get an Upgraded Three Months visa to Two years over there. Even most Nigerians and other Africans over there don't have legit work but Scamming Aspiring New Dubai new comers and that's how they survive as for the males but all females are Doing Runs(Olosho) i can say this anywhere even IF interviewed on a Live Tv and not restricted to Africans but Asians and other European Girls Too are into it.

i no get money to give you but this piece of Advice bro! you can hardly find someone to tell you this truth cuz virtually all Nigerians Abroad especially Igbos will never tell the Truth to New comers but will promise you heaven and earth only with the Aim of Scamming the Hell out of you and later be deported

ebuka10box:
Been trying to make ends meet in Nigeria but the country hasn't been hustle friendly, suffering today and smiling tomorrow. I tried running the 2years visa last year but it was futile, I decided to give in to the 3 months visit visa.

Please can I get a job under 3 months? even if it's a menial job, I'm a graduate though but keep that one aside for now. I don't wanna come back to Nigeria now.

What do I need to come along with while coming to Dubai?

Can I save up and move to Canada or Europe at the end of 2years?

Every man Has Good taste when it comes to woman, na your Pocket go determine what you go for as our women has set standard for getting them to be "The bigger the Pocket or Account, the more attention and love you get from them"

simple as that and no two ways

potbelly:
he sure has a good taste when it comes to women...

nothing! foolish government

GeorgeTheCoder:
And the victims of police brutality get what ?

you got it!

capitalzero:
Nothing for them because police is instrument of state oppression

haha! funny die!

harcole:
The way some wives of surviving policemen will be looking at them, like, "see sacrifice wey your mate make for him family"

Three months too much

BigDawsNet:
Settle with the pentagon

The United States Military will create a based in the northern parts of the country

And it will only take them three months to neutralize the enemy...

The Moment Thief Welcomes Thief

LegendVibes:
Senator Dino Melaye has welcomed the former chairman of the defunct Pension Reform Task Team Abdulrasheed Maina back to Nigeria, Igbere TV reports.

Maina was extradited to Nigeria from Niger Republic on Thursday to face his N2 billion money laundering charges.

Melaye shared a video of Maina’s arrival at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport in Abuja on Twitter.

He also hailed Senator Ali Ndume who stood as surety for Maina.

Welcome back maina. Sen. Ndume i hail oooo pic.twitter.com/L4A84vvvAd

— Senator Dino Melaye. (SDM) (@_dinomelaye) December 3, 2020

Ndume was recently granted bail after spending days in prison for being unable to produce Maina.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW2A0bjxZI0

you are right! the guy is really funny

i enjoyed his post though

EXLOVER:
Funniest post this 2020, the guy too funny.

weldone keyboard warrior! na ontop nairaland and social media una go dey brag

we know your type

Mabizela:
You are not a sugar boy. if I were you I will bleep the hell out of her and she will still pay me