₦airaland Forum

GenBuhari: And you got your information from?

Watch that video sir. I don't know how old you are but it was a well known fact back then

GenBuhari:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JjYG-ef8M

All state governors to report to the Chief of Staff, Supreme HDQ ! That post was so powerful. No wonder it was scrapped. Effectively, Idiagbon was the one ruling Nigeria. Buhari was just a stooge

how many times will this sh*t make it to the front page? SMH! Na wah for Nairaland's so called moderators

MisterLongman: hahahaha so true...... To be honest, person fit use the boy forehead to grind pepper

Lol! Oo tie nice rara

He is the "smooth criminal". He "wanna be starting something"

omoredia: work with

See! This is one of the scamming companies being talked about. If you look well, you'll realise that the email address is "yahoo". No website. Pls don't fall for this scam !

I don't believe this list. Four countries that should be on the list are
1. Canada
2.Dubai
3.Israel
4. Saudi Arabia

igbos...exploring opportunities since 1960

Nna men, see markeeeyt!

Odikwa lucrative!

Aribirabata Arabaribiti

We need to free this guy and allow him leave. Shebi he was boasting that he had several countries lining up to employ him? Why then has he suddenly changed his mind and decided to choose Nigeria? It's obvious he was only using SA and other countries as a leverage to get NFF's attention. Now that he has realised that they don't give a toss about him, he is systematically advertising himself. He is not a good coach.

I laugh when people compare Keshi with Westerhof. Those who are doing so need to have their head examined. During Westerhof's reign Nigeria reached 4th on the FIFA Ranking table. A mere Christian Chukwu took Nigeria to 16th in the FIFA ranking. Now compare that to Nigeria's current 36th position. Westerhof's team won emphatically not this present team that labours to win matches

ghettodreamz:

but the child is correct now

did anyone notice the phrase "his controversial wife"? So funny!

Boss13: I remember the transfer controversy with Mikel after he agreed with Man Utd and quickly signed for Chelsea. Well, the love for money. It is so bad when clubs are not beckoning on you to ply your trade with them and also your club considers you irrelevant to them. Making it even worst, your presence now gives your manager headache. Mikel's case is now so bad that he is not even considered for B' team.

Chelsea might end up loaning him off to a club in order to avoid sanctions and that club will continue benching Mikel because they do not really need him - they were only trying to do Chelsea FC a favour.

Mikel, if you had looked into the future and saw this coming you would probably sign for Man Utd, play better and still be regarded highly. Greed, they say is a sweet poison.

Aren't you silly? Mikel has spent 8 years in Chelsea. It's obvious he has to go at some point. Nothing lasts forever. But saying if he had gone to Man U he would have done better sounds phoolish. What happened to Eric Djemba Djemba? How many players of African descent lasted 2 seasons in Man U not to talk of 8? Let's not make it look as if Mikel leaving Chelsea is a big deal. Chelsea is not that big, moreso he has spent almost a decade there and has won everything winnable with them. Nothing lasts forever. Please cut him some slack!

booqee: [b]Well I'm not a regular poster on nairaland unlike before but I'm definitely a steady and religious viewer of nairaland and I've come across a lot of annoying posters, with some post funny and some not so funny. Anyway this is a list of things I find really annoying on nairaland.

1. First to comment. Maybe I'm missing something here, does Seun give award to these pple or something? what's d hype about? I find it very silly for grown up adults to be jubilating over FTC on a thread.

2. Space bookers. Well maybe I should cut these group of people some slack. Majority of us don't read past the first page so these group of pple will just type a dot or a letter and eventually come back to modify their post. Its all in a bid to av their post on the first page so people can read or even like it. Doesn't matter if its a dumb post or not.

3. "Like" seekers. Its not uncommon to see post like this: "click like if you think...blah blah blah" wtf?! Do you convert the likes to Naira?

4. Thread derailers. I so much detest this group. They can turn a beautiful and interesting thread to trash!

5. Tribal bigots. Now this is the group I hate with a passion. They are naturally sad people. Let a thread be about barbie and candies, they can easily turn it to a tribal war, you'd be shocked!!

6. Posters who intentionally speak stupid English to sound funny and end up been very dry. Only one poster can sound very funny on this and that is yuzedo, every other one's are up and coming copycats.

7. People who quote a very very very long post especially that of the OP's and end up writing a two or three letter word or even a smiley! Worse still some write "too long for me to read, can someone summarise it"!!!! wtf?! how can someone be so dumb?!

8. Oga at the top. Yes we all had fun with it while it was trending. But excuse me, this is July 2014 and some dry folks are still cracking it! Puleeaaazzzze its already stale and drrryyyyy!

9. Nairalanders who blame obviously unrelated matter on GEJ, APC, or PDP! Ok sometimes people do it to catch fun but its silly most times. Look at this:
TOPIC: I lost my dear granddad to death today. :-(
REPLY: I blame it on GEJ!
Like seriously?! Is that funny?!! gosh

10. GEJ till 2100 or infinity sef. this is the one I find most annoying. Don't ask me why.

I'll add more if I remember.

You can add yours too!

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Add one more. A lady opens a thread for women, e.g. "Annoying things men do" and the next thing you see, men in their characteristic fashion, swarm the thread. So annoying

silver anus! I can still recollect the days when this lady used to be very innocent, with little or no make-up back then. Quite local and unattractive back then. She seems to have grown and is now "exposed". Good luck to her

Not willing to be a spoilsport but the D'Banj pic doesn't bear much resemblance to him. I only recognised it was him having seen the real picture previously. That apart, I could swear that Tuface picture is Dr Sid. But you are very talented bro. Chop knuckle!

Vig86: From my observation, Obama got the highest LIKES. That Kanyanta's daughter though.

Nope! Thw Nigerian first family got the most 'likes'

the Lord saved me from a terrible fire hence my moniker

YoursGEJ: Abi? I think say she suppose dey kirikiri after she kill person. So why is she walking around free? With elected position to boot for that matter.

#godfatherthings

Anyway she should watch that her blow_job mouth because Ibu no be her mate. I don't know exactly what her issue is. The only thing I read in the post was a lot of name calling and very little else

This is why Nigeria is not progressing. Because of phools like you. For your information she was detained, she didn't go to prison. Okay, even if she went to prison what has that got to do with the issue at hand. She should not live in the world again because she went to prison abi? So if someone has made a mistake in the past, they should be forever judged by it and their mistakes perpetually held up in their face, right ? As if you are any better. Why are Nigerians always like this? Prison is meant to be a correctional facility not a life-terminating insitution. She has served her time and paid for her crime and by extension her debt to the society. Leave her and let her be. Jeez!

it's not true

can someone kindly share the recipe for AYAMASE here pls?

ibscrib: Uv bn noticed

who is looking for ur attention? #mofo

A religious bigot like Ogbeni Rauf should not be in charge of any state in Nigeria. All Osun indigines let's join forces together in making sure this he-goat does not return to the Government House

Ramsey Noah 280B32E9

Publicity stunt! 2015 tinz! Very soon you will see "Vote MD Abubakar for president!"

That third picture is Banksy painting

Travel in that "car" at your own risk

The proceeds from looting! How much did Atiku make while at Customs and as Vice President to be able to build this kind of factory? Meanwhile he has several others.

dheaven: HOW MUCH FOR THE PHONE OP?

initial price would be around $600.

Can't wait to lay my hands on it

sunnyshayne: The deputy governor is wearing canvass with native? That's an impeachable offence!

I thought I was the only one who noticed that

I pity gaynians