₦airaland Forum

seankafor:
that's why I said this election is a make or mar

Because if peoples decision are upheld in this election.. it will go a long way to make a statement.. and believe me, if obi wins knowing that it's the people that voted him, believe me it wouldn't be business as usual in our political environment..

But again.. we have dreams and we have real life.. if this dreams fails to mature, then it's safe to stop dreaming of a better Nigeria and accept real life that Nigeria is fúcked for life

and what do you think those who didn't vote for him will be doing?

Mind you, it is those who vote for him and those who didn't vote for him that will contribute in making his administration a failure.

raumdeuter:
Tinubu to get 25% in all 19 Northern states plus all 6 SW states making 25 states

Any of Edo Cross River or Rivers that we get 25% will be a welcome bonus

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu May your tenure suit us all

don't hold your breath dude. Things aren't going to be any different from what we are experiencing now because we refuse to change and we always blame the government for everything even though we are the cause.

You see the way people are voting Peter Obi believing he will come and make a bag of rice 25k, if we decide to make this country better ourselves by doing what is right, dude the sky won't be our limit.

It's just a shame we are the way we are.

mezebel:
deputy Jesus speaking

says Jezebel.

Chai. With Tonto's endorsement Peter Obi has lost it already. Like who will even want to be endorsed by someone as vile and vengeful like Tonto Dikeh.

abduleez1:
Nothing beats good old Catholic Supernatural horror.
This is what I live for.... Bring it on!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJXqvnT_rsk

cool. Very cool. But it kinda bring back the vibe of the excorcism of Emily Rose.

skultrick:
So I have been trying to sell off my old watches which I have been advertising here and on jiji. I been able to sell two of the watches and two smartbands, and all the payments were via transfer.

This guy called me yesterday that he saw my ad on jiji and wanted to buy my Galaxy Watch 3 for his son. We bargained 100k. He said he was in the office and would call me once he's done.

After about an hour, he called that he's on his way to Lugbe shoprite in Abuja (I stay around there).

When he got to shoprite, he described he's car, and they were three guys in the car. The guy I have been talking with was sitting at the back. He said I should come inside.

The guy inspected the watch, and confirmed everything was fine. He said he has transferred my money, and then showed me his phone that he has been debited. I wasn't even concerned about the debit alert, I'm very aware of fake alert.

Based on trust, I just told him he could go with the watch while I expect my credit alert (based on network, I dont know if it will take 24hrs or more).

He told me thank you and left, and that was the end.

From there I went to get fuel, I stayed 30 minutes at the filling station, no alert. I started calling this thief and he didn't pick.

I have called him over 50 times with my both lines, but the shameless he-goat refused picking my calls, instead he switched off the phone. I realised I have been scammed, I deleted his number so I'm not tempted to call him again. The last thing I want now is distraction. If 100k makes him happy so be it.

I feel very angry because I allowed him go based on trust. I thought I was dealing with a gentle man.

Moreover this month has been very tough for me, Amazon out of the blues closed my associates account for a mistake I made in 2020, and withheld my $1400.

I now realise why the driver of the bus I took while coming back to Abuja turned to a mad man at lokoja simply because 6hrs later the transfer I did to him has not reflected on his account. He said before we continue our journey to Abuja, I must pay him his money in cash. I was forced to withdraw 20k from POS at 3k charge. He eventually saw the alert by 7pm after we arrived Abuja, and I was given back my cash.

Henceforth, I no see alert for my phone with all the marks from my bank, no deal.

Be warned, some Nigerians can be so daft. I couldn't understand why a grown ass man will be so useless.

how can you trust someone you've never met before?

You should have confirmed the alert first by text message, then by your bank mobile app, and then by ussd code and also by email before handing him the watch.

bbbabes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiF4lbmSnC8

The Presidential election is round the corner as it is holding on Saturday, February 25th, 2023.

And we have the three major contenders in Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu of the APC, Peter Obi of the Labor Party, LP and Alhaji Atiku Abubakar of the PDP.

In a short interview we conducted on the street of Lagos, Nigerians opened up on their preferred candidate.

You inadvently showed you're very bias. You're voting for Peter Obi but you need not let it be this obvious.

I've forgotten the name of the artiste. I remember he's an albino, in the song, he kept mentioning zombie. The song was a hit back then.

I don't remember seeing Miriam Makeba Welala in the list.

Alright. I wonder why the FG took so long to make sure this Groundnut guy answer for all the nonsense he's been saying on social media.

Okay. Let's go there.

Baddestguyp:
funny how L might have done the same if he got the death note first

And if Light was a detective, he'd have been the one after Kira

from all and every indication, L wouldn't have behaved the way Light did.

itspreshh:
Been watching reaction videos to some anime of recent...

Just saw a reaction video on Death Note episode 7 where Light killed Naomi Misora...

I love the way they analyzed how brutal Light had become... purposely taunting his victim to see their face as they realized who he was and how he had beaten them...

How Light was purposely taking risks just to enjoy watching their face in that moment...

Shows how fûcked up Light really became

Light possessed the power no human should ever possess. His actions bears testament to the saying "power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely".

The power of Life and Death corrupted Light, period.

shegzbillionz:
Yen yen yen yen😂😂
Carry your pains to the grave😮‍💨

with every word that emanate from that leprosy infected fingers of yours, it proves the biggest mistake your father made was to deposit that watery semen that sired you, inside that disease infested hole of your LovePeddler of a mother.

You should do yourself the favor and stop embarrassing yourself, you depraved son of a wasted LovePeddler.

From your post history, it's obvious you'll be the first to Carry foolishness to the grave, you low down dirty weasel.

Get lost and stay lost and go kill your father for not depositing you inside his pit latrine. Fool

pryme:
And The Matrix was created by Trans SIsters, so yeah Trans and Gays can write good stories without shoving sexuality and identity politics down our throats, and this may sound crazy to you, but that is exactly what they audience wants - to be entertained.

as at the time the Matrix was created, Andy and Larry weren't trans whatever.

keeper1:
Thank you for suggesting this masterpiece.

As a young movie lover, I have failed to come to terms how this movie has passed me by over the years.

Truly, Hollywood of now no too make sense like before.

Safe for MCU and DCEU movies, plus a little highly acclaimed movies, I doubt I'd break any sweat to see new ones again.

Do you have any pre-2015 movie you can suggest?

you can try The Core.

Operation like this, you will never see Simon Groundnut and his useless Autopiloters enforcing their useless sit at home order.

After the operating is over, they will know go to one remote village and start terrorizing the villagers and put it on social media. What a bunch of useless attention seeking fools.

shegzbillionz:
Senseless goat, so agbado urchins like u no follow get 50- 100 monikers,
If na Tinubu dey win na, person no go hear word, sha is impossible 😂😂

shegzbillionz:
senseless ewu like you, urchins no get 50-100 monikers? Abi Na because say na peter obi dey win,
If na your god dey win na person for no hear word, sha he no fit win😂

Imagine this low budget bastard with the IQ of a wasted prostitute who spent all her life fvcking losers for 500 Naira, opening his dirty, stinking shit emitting mouth talking to his better.

May you be cursed the way your father was cursed, that's why he didn't have the sense to dump the sperm that sired you inside the toilet.

One would have thought the poverty that bedeviled your father into fvcking your loser of a mother, would have even given you a modicum of sense, but no, you're here disgracing your father still and showing just how foolish and stupid you, your father, your mother and your entire lineage of impoverished whelps are.

May you die a thousand times over, you demented son a bastard.

Op this method of yours is not valid. This is nairaland where one individual can have as much as 50 to 100 monikers.

GloriousGbola:
Accio booba

MEaning?

Ishilove:
Why are you calling my nomenclature like a juju man summoning my spirit to an ancient altar?

Believe me when I summon you, it won't be your spirit, but your entire physical being and the altar is going to be my bed. Lol.

Ishilove:
7 times

okay oh...

Reinamaria:
Having the kitchen close to the sitting room will always make the sitting room hot when cooking.

what are windows for and if one can afford it, air-conditioning

Ishilove:
Nigerians sure love their chains

Ishilove. Ishilove. Ishilove. How many times did I call you?

GloriousGbola:
When your architect grew up pako, this is what happens. Imagine if you get an arch who grew up poor in ekiti.

He wil design your house with no toilet

Yoruba omo Eko arch will give you big courtyard for parry

Ibo arch will set aside 60% of site for container

Lol. It's funny. I was perplexed when I saw the plan.

Whoever the architect is, he or she should be arrested immediately. Lol. The place he sited the dining is suppose to be for passage. Like how can the dinning room be very close to the toilet and bedroom?

ibkayee:
Lol I’m sure out of the many characteristics peculiar to Nigerians, there are some you don’t possess

Alas, like having a one on one with you right. I heard that. 😁😁😁

This is hilarious. 😁

ibkayee:
I don’t think you did anything wrong but Nigerians have a lot of weird hang ups about social positions so I’m not that surprised by his response to you.

Speak to him about it I guess

you speak as if you're not a Nigerian. Lol

Igbo:
have you written your will ? You may not make it if you defy Mazi Simon Ekpa

you're the one who should write his will, you low budget bastard.

Come to think of it, you're too poor and stupid to even own anything, talkless of owning a brain.

You demented dirt pile of devil worshipping garbage.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Way to go!

Biafrans are relaxing are losing focus!

Biafra has nothing to do with the zoo

And whoever feels he is bold and strong enough should default orders and feel full wrath of Biafrans

you're a fool blooded fool. You'll watch and see as Nigerians will defy your useless sit at home order and come out en-masse to vote.

You and your separatist coward leader Simon Groundnut will be put to shame.

chccho:
Sharap your F*ckn stupid, rotten mouth who asked for your opinion? Na u wan live for the house

Na your papa with data him short and rotten prick wey him take Fvck ur mama wey born dirty and useless pikin like you najim wan live inside the house. Nonsense individual.

Cursed son of a failed prostitute.

Carmal90:
Where do you want kitchen to be?

Close to sitting room of course.

But it's already done. Your house is lovely. God lord will give you the strength to finish it. Amen.

Britishcoins:
The building started on 1st August, here are the progress so far

bros dis your plan no make sense at all. How Kitchen go dey back of house. Whoever draw this plan for you no do well at all.