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[color=olive]In total, i've spent 301 hrs and 12 minutes on Nairaland. . so 'kini big deal?' Please get ya facts right next time and stop pointing fingers, let's grow up in Nairaland. . it's high time[/color]

[color=olive]That's not for me to say. It's the Admin's decision.[/color]

[color=olive]What do you mean most of the time, check the hrs I've spent there in total, not even up to 29 hours, k?

And I don't care if Bolaji is Flowshow or Showoff, the Admin has sanctioned him since February by not banning the ID. So sorry, i can't help you.[/color]

[color=olive]Okay. .

[center]CRUDE[/center][/color]

In case u don't know who u're with, it's Crude up in diss(this) BiTch
I'm a Blind-man-swinging-axe i'll suggest u stay out of my reach
[color=olive]I sensed a wordplay in the first line but it didn't make any meanings to me. . Next one was cool - although the structure is simple and plain. Flows are there.[/color]

your Doc's a seamstress, seams n pleatings like 1 of my coat with lotza zippers
You can't do battle u can only battle for wheelchair, kid i don de-feet ya (defeat ya)
[color=olive]He tried using in-rhymes, cool . . but the meaning of the bar. . Me no know[/color]

My heart is ice-cold but i spit like i've got furnace down my throat
So hot that u don't need duvet at winter, d heat's radiated by my flow
(I Face the crowd)
[color=olive]Filler line, nice metaphors, no punch[/color]

He's a rap-star, my game'll promote him from Nova to Supernova
Trim him down from grass to grass twist this bud n smoke him like lala
(Faces my victim)
[color=olive]Metaphors employed - I sense forced wordplays here. . wordplays never the less[/color]

I don't drop rap-lines, i drop grenades on your ass and blast u to char
I'm venomously boozie i'm nauseaous, i throw venoms up on the bar
[color=olive]Filler bar, nice metaphors again[/color]

I gon hog-wild-out, u gon pup-mild-out, u'll be a prezzie for my teeth
This bit is my beat, i'll beat ya ass, u can't beat me, kid try beat it
[color=olive]Multies in this bar, repeated word scheme was cool but too damn plain[/color]

I\heard him\screamin\silently\blaiming\Brid for\puttin him\wit\me
Like\urchin\kicking\silently\claimin\big\but\poop n\shrink\weak diCk
[color=olive]The slashes were for? ? ? You lost that bar, it's just a filler[/color]

You frumpy duddy monkey, your shit aint buggy it's shoddy Punk gotti?
I aint bringin u down, u're down already, wag your tail little doggy
[color=olive]I din't feel that[/color]


J-UNIT

listen hear dude, you just wrapped up your death warrant
haha, look at this crude, i'm a shove you away like a little ant
[color=olive]Nada. . lil similes[/color]

let me lyrically hit you so you can feel the beat
it's J UNIT in this building you better believe it
[color=olive]Filler line[/color]

you just a whack cat looking for little jerry's
don't you know whenever cats see me they start to worrry?
[color=olive]Apart from rhymes, no elements employed[/color]

i'm lyrically gifted to emotionally defeat ya
i'm a clean you out, you'll be running to your ma
[color=olive]Wack. .no elemnets. .no rhymes[/color]

you'll be bleeped up so bad even she will deny you
step aside nigga let the next cat come through
[color=olive]Filler line[/color]

you think rap means spitting like a baby
now start suffocating cause hear comes big daddy
[color=olive]Lil metaphor, but not a punch[/color]

u don't drop rap lines, you just drop down and die
your rap's so weak it would make an ant cry
[color=olive]you missed ur word play - it should have been 'strong' or 'it couldnt make an ant cry[/color]

your rap was capable of making a feather jealous
ever heard the saying, you just dey yan dust?
[color=olive]nice comparison. . bet line so far[/color]

you crude are what i call lameness that would fit in the streets of oshodi
let my rap heal you,like jesus did, can you feel it going though your body
[color=olive]Filler[/color]

i'm the illest man, you the weakest link
son stick to what you good at, sucking d*ck
[color=olive]The bar is played[/color]

i'm a beat you up, clean you up, rip you up and mess you up
i hope you get it now, your rap was a total flop
[color=olive]Good try with in-rhymes but pretty simple[/color]

let me lyrically refine you and turn your rap into oil
now i have wrapped you up like foil.
[color=olive] not a good closer

VOTE = CRUDE

Punches - Crude, by a lil
Personals - None
Multies - None
Wordplay - Crude
Metaphors - Crude
Vocabs - None
Creativity - None[/color]

[color=olive]@Makavele, don't get insultive with me. You know why? I don't trade em back. . I'm wayyy past it. YOU LOT SHOULD HAVE READ THE TOURNY RULES. HE SAID IT FROM THE START THAT HE WAS SOLELY THE JUDGE. YOU SIGNED UP CUZ YOU AGREED. This is what happens to people that sign contracts without reading through first.

Wonder why Alexpissu wasn't in this tourny? Cuz he read that Hybrid was going to judge the stuff himself and he didn't like the idea. Simple as.

And yeah, i don't think a tourny can be successfully completed now - whether we have sole judges or various ones because there is always a case of d*ck-riding.

On the other tournys, you can check. There was only one event where Brid was said to have been unfair and it didn't count cuz the Afknkngs guy was wack.

And incase you didn't realise, people actually read what you write and a particular raphead accused y'all of being very immature.

@J UNIT,

I didn't put up a poll because

1. People would vote for themselves with various IDs -d*ck-ridin.

2. There's no way you can put up a poll for 5 battles at a time.

3. Hybrid said he would single-handedly run his thing from the start, if you're not running for a one-man show, don't sign up for it. I think edosioo has got her own tourny, go continue there.

Also, please take out that link in the name of Nairaland cuz that is 2nd class spamming - advertising NHH on Nairaland. you can put a screenshot but not a link or i'ma have to remove it. Thanks.

What do you mean what kind of a mod am i? Mods operate on as many forums as possible. Even on Nl, don't you see mods on different topics. And yeah, you said focus more. .

Haha. . you make me laugh. I'm doin my best here and all y'all can do is to accuse me of bein Brid's gf. Yeah, focus. . I see your point. I'm doin ma best. And still, y'all cuss me out for it so what exactly is your point?[/color]

[color=olive]I hate it when peepz jump the gun, 4 real. But anyways, I need the Admin to somethings before I open ur thread again because, 4 real, how do you expect the rest of the tourny to go with the (ex-)contestants saying the winners have been picked before the verses were posted and stuff. . That's why I started with the 'no freeposting' rule but still, that didn;t curb the situation. Once, I get to the Admin, I'll communicate. Sorry if its pissed anyone off - I'm just keepin it safe.

@Makavele,
You can't decide that cuz he has completed two tournys already. Even if he didn't, you still cant shout down someone who resuscitated these grounds when it was dead. [/color]

[color=olive]Lol. . goodluck but take this notice, I will not hesitate to lock the tourny if fights arise here. Peeps should learn how to battle with dignity and self-respect[/color]

[color=olive]Lol. . nice try[/color]

[color=olive]No wonder guys 'are really' interested in soccer. . it reflects on their gay side[/color]

[color=olive]Lol. .nice one[/color]

[color=olive]Which is your favorite. Mine is Angel of Darkness[/color]

[color=olive]Make your list. Here are mine:

1. The Dark Knight

2. Spiderman 3

3. Asphalt 4

4. Juiced 2

5. Wimbledon 2008

6. Turok

7. Rocky Balboa

8. PES 2008 - the graphics trips me

9. Hitman Episode 2 La[/color]

[color=olive]You're most welcome[/color]

[color=olive]@easy_going,
You're most welcome

Lol @ iice, same here. .[/color]

[color=olive]Contribution mine:

[list][li]I think the (immature kid-) rappers should stop taking battles personal, e.g. name calling sh*t cuz it doesn't make any sense and de-reps emcees[/li]
[li]Still on the point, there should be some amount of respect from everyone - Idk if you were the first rapper on NL or the last. Most especially in cases where you were helped to elevate here, you don't go disrespectin or you won't go far. Trust![/li]
[li]All rappers should make sure that you read properly and understand the rules of any thread/tourny before you post.[/li][/list]

I will list more wen I remember, please drop ya suggestions[/color]

[color=olive]Things have been awkward the past few days, please state your suggestions and what you think should be done. Thanks.[/color]

[color=olive]Nice to want to start this tourny but personally, (i'm not talkin as a mod but a fellow rapper) I don't think it's advisable to start this just yet cuz of the fights here and there. Hope you get?[/color]

[color=olive]@ J unit, everyone else has a valid point but not you. . your verse was wack, I must say.

@Crude, waiting for you verse.[/color]

[color=olive]Juanita Bynum - Holy Spirit come and fill this place

Juanita Bynum - Like the Dew[/color]

[color=olive]It's the brid's tourney and he's the boss. . I'm sure you read and knew that from the start. . So stop whining. . You either leave or lemme c . . Leave. Okay, that said already, Erm. . If you want the real break down of verses and votes. . You can bring it to the 'ask for feed' thread. . Or we can make other suitable arrangements cuz It's only fair to be fair. [/color]

[color=olive]So spoilt for choices now. .I'd go with the first on the list. And yeah, next time Brid, you don't have to ask who I'm battling, I'll also go with the first on the list[/color]

[color=olive]@ Poochy, Jesus is the Living God?

Take this - Jesus is the Son of God. I never understood what people meant by 'Christians forgetting God and Worshipping Jesus' till I saw your post. You got some edit to do to ya mind[/color]

[color=olive]@Gamine,
The result of someone analyzing my post, as it seems

@ Savanna and HRH,

People polled in six predominantly Muslim countries -- Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, Indonesia, Pakistan and Nigeria -- blame Westerners for the strain in ties and mostly see Americans and Europeans as selfish, arrogant, immoral and greedy, with opinions of the West and its people worsening over the last year, the survey found. In turn, majorities among non-Muslims polled in most Western countries see Muslims as fanatical and lacking in tolerance.

- http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/22/AR2006062201584.html

One of the many perceptions, although Obasanjo tried to stop multi-religious wars by sayin Nigeria is multi-religious.
Before you question moi, I'm a Christian and I'm not saying it's right but that's what most 'outsiders' think.It's the based on the same census you're referring to. And yeah, let's take the next question to the Politics forum. This is the Religion side. [/color]

[color=olive]@Savannah,

It's not about what you 'consider', it's about the census (previous ones, not the last one). The government claims this because of the result of the census.

Also, simple analysis, the Northern part of Nigeria down to the West sides like (Kwara State, Lagos State) are full of Muslims. Then, the other part share Christianity, Sat Guru Maraji worshippers, the Chinese-thing people, idol worshippers.

I'll search for your evidence when I can but ask any politically-minded person, they'll tell you the same[/color]

[color=olive]Nigeria has always been regarded as a Muslim country, i personally find that untrue but hey, i can't gather my statistics to prove other nations and governments wrong - so I gots go with them[/color]

[color=olive]@ KunleOshob,

The answer is simple. If you don't believe, forget it. One thing you have to realise is that if you don't believe wholeheartedly, then you're worse than an unbeliever. Take it or leave it[/color]

[color=olive]Nigeria is considered as a Muslim country and personally, I believe Muslims are against homosexuality so this shouldn't be allowed in Nigeria.

Okay, down to the main topic, Gay church in Nigeria? This is highly unacceptable and the Church Council ( I can't remember what their real name is) should do something about it but good luck to them all the same.[/color]

[color=olive]The Old Testament is still valid but in some cases, there are rules that have overridden those in the OT. For instance, in the OT, there were some foods that were considered unclean and not fit for consumption by a Christian while in the NT, 1 Tim 4:3 and Roman 14 negates the OT.

so, in conclusion, the OT is valid but some few changes have been applied to some aspects in the NT.[/color]

[color=olive]Erm. . I go to these two every week:

[list][li]Seventh Day Adventist Church, Blessed Hope, East Ham[/li]

[li]The Redeemed Christian Church of God, the House of Faith Connections, Barking[/li][/list][/color]

[color=olive]A lot of phases have predicted that the end of the world would be in 2012. Here are some explanations:

1. Mayan Calendar

The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:

Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and
Sacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

2. Sun Storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012

3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

4. The Bible says,

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

5. Super Volcano

Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

6. The Physicists

This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

7. Slip-Slop-Slap-BANG!

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.


So I'm wondering is there any religious scripture that refutes this. This is open to everybody.[/color]

[color=olive]Just being curious, since you're against 'religionism' and you are so bent on 'converting' people to ya belief. Okay, just these 3 questions for now:

1. What do you gain from that? Like you work for an agency, or what?

2. What would you do when you find out that you were wrong on the Judgment Day? [Notice: I said 'when' not 'if']

3. How many converts do you have so far?

I'd like you to answer these. Safe[/color]

[color=olive]@Huxley,

You still ain't answered my question. That should be 'the Christian's problem' not yours. Go worry your head with other tactical approaches to lure people from Christianity cuz this one sure ain't none of it. [/color]