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Twinskenny, pls I had to call you on this thread. I just don't mean to bother you, pls brother. There is any brighter prospect for somebody that is not into engineering field to engage into CCTV installation? And too, no vex,like how much and how long will it cost to undergo CCTV installation training?

Emodeee:
Ladies like marriage too much and that is why guys use it as a bait to get into their p.u.n.a.n.i. She is extremely happy she is getting married. Her physiognomy show a lot of excitement.



Happy married life to her though.

Guy not "marriage" entirely, but wedding ceremony,ladies see everything as an avenue to pepper their mates

queenolofofo:
This is stupidity on that path of the parents.How can your kid be pregnant for good 5 month without your notice,How did she pass the first three unnoticed.Negligence of the highest order

I don't think is negligence
Pregnancy is always subtle to show its body sign especially when it has to do with a minor.
Girl of J.s 2 by normal and general calculation should nt be up to 16yrs of age.

dairykidd:
From ur post u sound like a child of 14-16. Shouldn't u be focused on ur Christmas gifts from ur folks this season You have no business planning to fcck a little girl this season. Enjoy ur holidays boy & if u have to visit her do so while her folks are home. Meet ur momma and remind her about ya holiday shopping & stay tf away from NL it will corrupt you son

Baba u dey cuss this op Abi u dey advise em??

I came bbk from church now to see this

****Weirdest testimony*****
The woman that gave this testimony was deferred by the moderator although she was the first in roll. Moderator said her testimony is highll luminating
Woman; praise the Lord( in concise note)
My sin in-law received 35 bullets but none killed. The 35bullet is totalled in exclusion to the 2bullet that was removed from his body b4 taking him to the letter hospital where the 35 bullets was exhumed.
According to her, this deliverance came after her son in-law reported a dream to her in which he was shot by Fulani pple.
And they prayed over it

Guys I was jst freeze in my marrow

GuestLog:
In Nigeria, anywhere called under bridge is a nightmare. It is either a shelter for mad people, thieves, rogues, illegal contrabands, phone grabbers, pickpockets, weed smokers, or even low key prostitution!

The day you find yourself hanging out under the bridge, only God can restore your destiny.

Meanwhile, this is Jos Federal Secretariat Bridge, sometimes eh, Lagos State alone can disgrace the whole of Nigeria.

I might be wrong oo
But why is sth telling me the day those pics was taken was Sunday.
Hence biz activities is usually stall

optional2016:
1)I can train you on different IT courses (I have been training for more than five years even with Multinational IT Training Institutes and personally) e.g.

- Web Development ( PHP, JAVASCRIPT, HTML)
- Web Design (HTML and CSS)
- Graphics ( PHOTOSHOP, ADOBE INDESIGN, ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR)
- Microsoft Office ( Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access, Outlook)

Note: I teach most of the IT Courses above without using notes.They are all part of me.

I just started training on YouTube, just one video for now.

1b) I handle corporate training, one-on-one training, home training, office training etc.


2) IT Consulting and Support ( I can consult for you or your company as an IT Expert)

3) Web development using PHP and Bootstrap


I can help you design and develop your business, company and personal websites


4) Social Media Marketing


I can help you promote your business, ideas and company online and on Social Media

5) Help people to start their Blog Websites

I have Blog Websites also, but I have never been serious about them.

6) Plus other things.

How much to teach these skills

[quote author=wwwihy post=84592891]Anambra has no billionaire. Stop using billionaire as cheap word.[/quote]Arthur Eze is what??

Plantain seller??

Juliearth:
Depends on your field of study bro. Those in IT would sign up for CCNA/CCNP, Web development, programming, etc. Engineers would sign up for COREN, NSE, (maybe) NEBOSH, Professional welding, etc.

social scientists will sing up 4 what??

BuhariCarryGo:
Weldone BUHARI sai nextlevel

Thunder fire that your nextlevel

Ginaz:
This is commendable.

thus is commendable my foot!
Is he not supposed to be invigilating??

Oshigun:
Please shut up and stop showing the world you are lawless and perhaps even a dishonest blogger or Yahooze. If you don't use social media fraudulently and are ready to stand accountable for what you put online, so far as it is not falsehood or overt manipulation of the truth for your own agenda, then you have nothing to worry about.

Don't come her talking as if only Politicians will benefit from this bill. It will protect more ordinary Nigerians in my opinion to include yourself. If someone puts your full name online claiming you robbed their shop, when this is a deliberate and malicious lie, should they not be punished for defaming your character and attracting negative reactions toward you?

there is an existing arm of law that sort that one
But this newest bill is baneful and its terms and letters z viler than the latter
Maybe u don't knw wot this new bill entails??

Nyamiri:
Not everyone is like your father.

Awol1:
Bomb, and that one hold am for hand?

That must be addicted to action films.

Iti
That thing z a dud
Person wey dey watch too much action film dey coordinate more than you

SBL28:
Amen. And a sensible human being would have seen that I was only joking.

Serious talk termed joke
I'm sure u will nt think it twice to settle for some more appalling in looks than Ned
You girls obsession for for own Ned is fire!!
Every girl nowadays "I need my own Ned"
My neighbor won't fail to make mention of how she crave 4 her own "Ned" in every short talks I have with her. Women!!
And this one is claiming I'm joking
Madam no lie joor, we knw u mean it... Jst admit no one will flog u here

Femich18:
Nice one

The religion fanatics part made me remember a friend whose GF then had skin disease. The BF was totally against medication but only prayer and fasting The GF who is my friend too reported him to me severally on this and many more funny belief. They are no more now sha the Lady has Japa due to this guy funny character.

A Christian doing bf and gf
Like wen there are jst d pair in the room, dnt dey fornicated??
Sometimes, I am jst confused with some christian choice of belief!!
Yet the Bf is being fussy abt taking drugs, but nt niggled abt having a pre-martial sex partner?

sarrki:
Buhari sacked Osinbajo staff.... Another LIE told deliberately by WAILERS.

As at May 30, 2019, all non statutory appointments made on 2015 mandate collapsed!!! The Exco stands dissolved until new appointments are made or old appointments are renewed. Recall, same Wailers attacked Femi Adesina, Garba Shehu, Abba Kyari of working illegally in the Presidency on the rightful assumption that their appointments have ended with the first tenure. PMB had to reappoint them officially and a press release was issued!! Even VP also appointed a new photographer and the Special Adviser Ojudu was reappointed. Now the same hypocrites are turning the facts on its head!!!!

If any political office holder posted to the VP Office is sacked, let us have the sack letters, we want to see when the fellow was appointed and sacked. However, if a fresh appointments haven't been made regarding the old staff in the Presidency, that is not a sack, they have completed their tenure..... Just like Dambazzau and Shittu etc, that is not sack.... It is only hypocrites and administrative Illetrates who reason illogically like that. Reappointment is NOT Automatic!



Credit ayekoto

How does this man wake up everyday,
And all his go-gets is to either asslick
Buhari
Tinubu
APC
Buhari
Or to condemn Other news that don't favour his pay masters
Oga u no dey tire??

Anambralstson:
In an effort to increase the Anambra State Internal Revenue Service AIRS as well as sanitize and rid the system of "fake revenue collectors" who divert huge sums of money meant for govt. These hoodlums prints all manner of receipt a d tickets thereby causing panic to the publics who have started blaming the govt of having hand in it.

To this end, the combine team of enforcement from the state IGR and the PPMO have seriously moved into the town to checkmate this ugly scenarios.

Recall that in my last defense on behalf of the IGR Englightenment team I stated categorically that the govt have been briefed over the issue and arraignment beign made to arrest the situation. Hence this enforcement.

As you know, the Chairman/Chief Executive of the state IGR, Dr David Nzekwu is leaving no stone unturned with a view to cussion these effect. So far arrest has been made. This sound as a strong warning to all the enemies if Ndi Anambra progress who indulge in this sabotage and criminal act to desist from it henceforth or risk the chance of being thrown into jail.

#TaxMattersAnambra


Taxpayer Education and Englightenment Team (TEET)

Pls ooo
This taskforce, I hope there effort z not only bounded in Onitsha

They should come and flex their might in Awka too
Eke-Awka in particular

These hoodlum in disguise of ticket-scouts are draining us drain

[quote author= post=83744134]Pikin wey dem teach manners for house,
wey no gree take am,
na for Nairaland we go teach am!

GBAS GBOS....[/quote]u need put this thing 4 Meme form already

U too like this talk!

mrvitalis:
For an Igbo man being buried in a foreign land is seen as insult ...don't know how people do it

pls sir I want to learn
How does that transcends to an insult!!

Ghana, Niger pleading Nigeria
"Pls nah open your birder"
Nigeria will be like;

IamKollinx:
Let's talk on WhatsApp 08163225199
I will teach you everything I know, chat me up.

can I join the queue too?? Sir

Future ladies heart breakers"
Certified 100%

And they sidelined Wilson
Mtcheww!

Pettyprincess:
Bet naija scammer too dey talk
Wonder shall never end!!!

nke a o si n' ogini
Scammer Kwa
No scammer is as Ur whitewash scammer white boyfriend

Pettyprincess:
Bet naija scammer too dey talk
Wonder shall never end!!!

nke a, o si n' gini

Bet naija scammer??
No scammer z as Ur whitewash white boyfriend!!

Donstan
I hope u are nominated for tonight Headie Award
U gave that girl reply in grand style aswear

Newboss:
This sounds logical to me tho.

It should be balanced diet tho. Very balanced diet.

"Balance diet"

Kiddo like me will not understand

No body is lauding our savoir here since time immemorial
"Garri, sugar and groundnut

U only know that one still have some chamge in his lodge if he adds milk

Anambralstson:
Senseless post.

lack of understanding
U didn't understand the picture he was painting
And u started attacking
Blindfolded

IamCeazer:
Its true tho.. its nt lyk i dnt lyk my Dad o, its jst dat we dnt flow well. He lyks shoutin at me..
Tankz Man

jst because he shouts at u
Boy! Z genetic for men too be energetic in all their styles.

Use your head! Your dad z the real MVP
I only convince pple of these facts, although those that aren't yet garner enough maturity
And those yet to reach the age of discernment

Deplorable!!
Imagine if criminal operation was alerted to their post
And dey were asked to fling into the rescue
Your guess is jst as good as mine