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Hakorehdeh
Sorry baba I had to mention u here
I got no other chose but to call u to a corner and pour my hearts to u
Pls there's a trend "how u made ur first mil and wot age" I followed ur comment discreetly and I can't hold bbk to entreat u of sth
Pls pm me ur number
Let's talk
Thanks

Brize , Light dey 4 area??

Brize cum see sth

Olalan:
Talk about true love not all this mechanical love(monetary induced) our naija girls offer.

so wot are u trying to say
Z this one "mechanical money induced" love as u put it ??

dairykidd:
Well so long as she's not a Tiv or Egbirra no wahala

but Dairykid
Why u detest tiv girl ??

crismark:
Lol

Actually i wanted the white wedding to be on a lowkey but she disgraced, i let conceded on dat...

My thought is dat she is nt being considerate..

so guys sometimes are just moonstruck with this mirage called love
Girls don't love!!, I bet u she jst wants to tie the knot and add that to her shelve of achievement.

U don't here how u are blabbering and complaining here even b4 taking her to d aisle
Who knows the trends of disagreement between u both,,u will grace our NL with after tying the knots
Good luck brother!!

CreepyBlackpool:
Mr op I must tell you, you're acting quite dumb and immarture!

I advice you call her right now, apologise and agree to her terms.

Fvck her and then dump her the next morning!


She never loved you.

She only wants to marry you so she can spite/show off to her friends!

u said it all

Brize I'm not sure
U have seen this

CAPSLOCKED:
GIVING EDUCATION TO THE GIRL CHILD, AND JOBS TO THE EDUCATED WOMEN... IS TOTAL WASTAGE IF YOU ASK ME.
BECAUSE AFTER ALL THAT THEY STILL DEPEND ON OTHER PEOPLE EQUAL ON LEVEL WITH THEM FOR SURVIVAL.

I HAVE A CASE OF TWO CORP MEMBERS IN A RELATIONSHIP. BOTH ON THE 19K, AND 10K FROM THEIR PPA.
DO YOU KNOW THAT THE MALE CORP MEMBER PROVIDES ALMOST 90% OF THE FAMALE'S NEEDS? FROM WEEKLY HAIR TO FOODSTUFFS AND HOUSE APPLIANCES.

JUST LAST WEEK I DISCOVERED THEM ARGUING ABOUT MONEY AND THE GUY BEING LOYAL TO ME, DECIDED TO LET ME IN ON THE MATTER.

RELATING THE MATTER TO A FEMALE COLLEAGUE OF MINE, SHE SAID THE FEMALE CORP MEMBER WAS RIGHT DEMANDING THINGS FROM HER CORP MEMBER BOYFRIEND BECAUSE "SHE'S HIS RESPONSIBILITY, AND SHE HAS TO MAINTAIN HERSELF, AS A LADY".

THEN I ASKED, FROM 19K HE SPENDS SO MUCH ON THE LADY WHO ALSO EARNS 19K. DOES SHE MEAN THE GUY DOESN'T NEED MAINTENANCE TOO, OR IS IT ONLY WOMEN THAT DESERVE A GOOD LIFE... IN FACT WHAT DOES SHE DO WITH HER OWN MONEY??

MY FEMALE COLLEAGUE STOOD HER GROUND. THAT NO MATTER WHAT, EVEN THE GIRL EARNS MILLIONS, SHE'S STILL HER BOYFRIEND'S RESPONSIBILITY.

I COULDN'T SLEEP THAT NIGHT.

Ubunja *Your sisterhood post is glaring here oo*

EXLOVER:
Today makes it a year since i broke up with my ex.



Konji na bastard, but i didn't call her anytime for friendly match.




Nairalanders please celebrate with me, is not easy to be spending 3000 three times every week just to have sex for the past one year.

I'm just waiting for 9pm that's the time i normally spend the 3k

niggas sef

Have u f**k her to ur fill
If yes! Kick her out ur way!! No time for
If no! Play ur card well and taste her only usefulness (kpekus) and kick he out afterwards

In either way kick her ass out of ur way!!

CAPSLOCKED:
MEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY MY FRIENDS, YOU'RE MEANT TO WORK VERY HARD, PAY ALL THE BILLS, SUFFER VERY MUCH, AND DIE.



THE SAME WOMEN THAT SAY IT IS DISRESPECTFUL FOR A MAN NOT TO KNEEL DOWN WHEN PROPOSING TO A WOMAN, ARE THE SAME WOMEN THAT ARE FIGHTING AGAINST WOMEN KNEELING DOWN FOR THEIR HUSBANDS DURING WEDDINGS.

THE SAME WOMEN THAT ARE AGAINST FEMALE SOLDIERS BEING POSTED ON THE ROADS AND TERRORIST ZONES, ARE THE SAME WOMEN THAT ARE COMPLAINING THAT MALE SOLDIERS RECIEVE SOME EXTRA ONE OR TWO BONUSES MORE THAN FEMALE SOLDIERS.

THE SAME WOMEN THAT CAMPAIGN FOR EQUAL JOB OPPORTUNITIES AND PAY, ARE THE SAME WOMEN ASKING FOR FEWER WORK TIME AND LESSER WORK BECAUSE "THEY'RE WOMEN".

IMAGINE WOMEN COMPLAINING THAT MALE FOOTBALLERS EARN MORE THAN WOMEN, WHEN WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD HARDLY EVEN WATCH THE GAME.
IT IS THE SAME MEN THAT WATCH MEN'S FOOTBALL THAT SOMETIMES WATCH AND SUPPORT WOMEN'S FOOTBALL, AND BECAUSE OF FEWER VIEWS WOMEN'S GAME DON'T GENERATE AS MUCH AS MEN'S GAME AND THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T GET PAID MUCH.

THE POLICE WOMAN IN YOUR STREET EXPECTS "MEN" AROUND TO WATCH OUT FOR CRIME WHILE SHE SLEEPS IN PEACE BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN AND SHOULDN'T BE STRESSED EVEN IN HER LINE OF DUTY BECAUSE "MEN DESERVE IT".

WE CAN GO ON AND ON ABOUT THIS HYPOCRISY BUT WHAT WE NEED IS AN AGREEMENT AND SOLUTION ON THIS IMPORTANT TOPIC, AND NOT WORDS ON A FORUM'S THREAD.

u jst pinpointed
Wish I could Pat u with a bottle of origin

Have u tried inviting her over??
Is clear she is not clear to herself
Invite her over and leg her over, life continues!!!
Z clear she jst needs ur warmth, and not ur "love"

TwoBottles:
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.

On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.

My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin".

no sane guy believes girl's hogwash of being a virgin in this era, maybe u coined this story for d fun of it shaaa

Olamsoh:
Getting married in November but sometimes feel like there’s something wrong, My fiancée has a communication problem I am on Abuja, she’s in Ijebu Ode.
She does some very wrong things but once I try to correct her, she plays the victim and makes it look like I don’t see anything good in what she does. My fiancée can travel from home back to work and get there by 2pm and not call till 9pm. She doesn’t see anything wrong in it. You can pour your heart out with a 20page love message and she will reply u 5 hrs later and the reply will be like a bucket of cold water to the very hot fire you were burning. We can be having a conversation and once it doesn’t favor her, she goes mute.
Her solution to solving problems is mute
Then she never updates me on anything except I ask. There are sometimes I feel like the least most important person and yet she feels I overreact when I say it out. Her view of how things should be is weird and sometimes annoying, she doesn’t listen. It just worries me that some of these things might be a problem later cos I have chosen to ignore some of them since I am beginning to seem like a nagger. I sometimes feel it’s because there’s a show off too much affection and it’s being taken for granted. I know this sounds very cliché and very stupid but I love the girl very much.
What do you suggest I do now?
.

take this romance section, or better still to Sexcapes and Ashewo trend
I trust those niggas dere, dey no dey fall hand,dey go format ur brain with words

YourNemesis:
Are you okay?

You and the doctor, I don‘t even know who is worse.... ask for what e dakun? do you know anything about doctor-patient relationship or workplace ethics at all?

f**k those ethics when you are on fire

mejai:
but dis lady no fine o

who ask you

ubunja:
lol maybe I will rewrite

do already!!!

Did it reads "today"??clips that has been hovering on d e_environs for months
Commentaries did not it say she ran mad after alighting from any Benz


Bloggers sef

Smh....... Women in every ramification are always needlessly weird!!

But wait oo
I don't mean to sound facetious
How is masturbation done

When you are not sure of ur wife's loyalty

Kyase:
I voted boss around 8:11

see this one
By wot time did BuBu cast his vote??

BLUEJAYY:
I met this young woman one time at a grocery store down my street and she is all touchy feely and smiling like we've met before. I want to return the favour and not come off like an ass, so I asked for her number and she got mine too. Didn't even ask her name.

Later in the afternoon I got a call from her asking what I'm up to. I'm feeling naughty so I told her I feel like I wanna impregnate someone. She says okay, I'd like to carry your baby.

I said okay cool, I'm ready. She's like, fine, I'll come over and see you. I'm surprised, so I asked her, do you know where I live? She says 'absolutely'.

A few minutes later, knock on my door. I open the door, there she is all sexy and smelling erotic. We went straight into it. No courtesies, no formalities.
We're having a hot steamy sensual session and she's moaning and stuttering my name! wtf! who are you?

I can't ask her name or how she knew mine right in the middle of sex but it felt really good.

Later got to know she's a long time secret admirer who finally got her chance to enjoy the honey-coated rod.

Going by ur account!!
Wait they will still come and tell u , u f**ked ur destiny away!!!
U won't hear it from me!!

This is life
These ones are drooling over this craps of mammary gland
While some niggas are already tired of beholding that site on their bed

KardinalZik:
The girl sef no too fine na.

how many girls in ur street is finer than her
Some girls are jst consumed with d "mentality thing" whether the fone or not
But it seems this one is still unalloyed

Onyi22:
Wow wow wow.....
Such a rich, cute,talented n famous guy....
Not the lazy,broke, poor ones we have on this forum...
May God connect me with Davido..
Ride on, the man of my dream......

lolsss this girl sef, always looking 4 trouble
Playing in d emotions of d gee on this forum

GreatResearcher:
The guy has been out of work for 2yrs plus. But his joblessness never stops him from womanizing.

People in the compound complains a lot. One student left the building because he was tired of seperating fights.

Several times his girl has caught him with different ladies. Some of the ladies are his girl's friends.

People say he uses jaz on all of them. He has slept with 3girls (students) who were living in the same compound with him. And these girls knew he was sleeping with them all.

My care-taker says he has slept with all the ladies living in that building.

Haba!!!
This one is strong!!