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Chisos!!
I nearly bought this crap to be true

Imagine the way the game is unfolding
Before it was Buhari on the spotlight 4impeachment,now APC cahoot has turned the table around and brought Saraki to the impeachment spotlight just to distract him from toppling down Buhari from presidency

APC are gamers aswear

Shugavee:
I think sex is nothing to men tho,,, yeah they love it,,,but it’s something that can be gotten anywhere

just as the female folks love it more and strive hard to appear coy

MISEDUCATIONS:
if my curses wont work then she has nothing to worry about. isnt it?

the way u twist logics
I just hope that is the way u mind ticks out of social media
hellbent u are,i must commend!!!
But oga!! using curses and spiteful remarks to buttress ur point I think is the coward's way!!
u have a knack 4 debates but don't turn ur self into a nuisance on nairaland by using curses and malediction just to cement ur stand!!!bye

MISEDUCATIONS:
if it was not alive you wouldnt have to kill it. no one kills a stone. its not alive.

the way u twist logic
I just hope that is the same way ur mind ticks in out of social mind!.
hellbent I must commend but know when u turn off to be a nuisance on pple"s post
too much curses and spiteful remarks all in the bid to buttress ur point!!

maybe the said dude belongs to the #friendzone or d dude had shagged d bea my 1cent though. p.s : u arent d problem,im just talking out of experience!!!

If football was Nigerian movie, one day thunder will just strike and C. Ronaldo will fall on the pitch and start shouting "I will confess!!!, I will confess!!!Pls o I will talko, I tied kaka and made him lose form" Fans: Heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! (Ronaldo continues): "I also used the charm I got from agwo turu mbe in Portugal to tie Bale, to make sure he doesn't shine better than me" (Ronaldo coughs and continues):"Please forgive me, I cursed the Jersey number 7 in ManUtd so that any player that wears it will become a dummy like Michael Owen, Anthony Valencia, Memphis Depay. Please don't give that Jersey to Rashford unless"...... Fans: Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Coach: ALU!!!! ABOMINATION!!!!! (Ronaldo continues) : "When I heard we were about to buy Pogba, I made sure he did not come to Madrid, but as a stubborn black man, he had to leave, so I made him useless and sent him to my former club" Fans: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Coach: "Come and be going" Man Utd president: "what did we do to deserve this?" Ronaldo continues : "I made Real Madrid sack Mourinho because the man was trying to find my secret, I tried to kill Messi with frustration in Copa America and also Taking him to jail, but it was the gods that back fired now."""My body is burning fire ooo fire ooo I have confessed I have confessed ooo" Fans: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! Tufiakwa!!!! (Messi will just come in with bible and chaplet in his hands, he will hear the last statement and start crying,then the background music will start Playing) "Uwam o, onye ka m ga kosara?" "Afufu uwam o, onye ka m kosara?" "Anya mmiri ejuwo m na anya." "Legodu nu oke rurum eh, ndi mmadu anara m ya." "Anya mmiri ejuwo m na anya." Then Iniesta, Dembele and Suarez will start consoling him .Coach: what did we do to deserve this?... Fans will then go and start gossiping....
Remember to share with friends don't laugh alone.

stillondmatter:
Evesn though I don't subscribe to Late marriage (on the part of ladies especially), I would still choose a responsible 30yr old lady over a lady in her 20s who will eventually start craving for divorce barely few months into the marriage.

What makes marriages stand the test of time is NOT AGE but maturity, endurance, understanding and long lasting love.



#Myopinion#

And can u wager that ever 30years old lady is matured,enduring understanding, as u said??

even my ancestors know I can forgive my wife and take her bbk if she err in any way!!!
But begone she will be if she MAKE HER PUS*Y A NATIONAL HERITAGE

wait ooo
Am I d only one living behind trend in this country!!?
so styl-plus has already separated and I in my mind,there are still under one umbrella!!?

Jamariwolff:
you mean FAT?

I used my eyes very well and I saw curvy!!
Tell me u are resenting d compliment ,and I would understand!!
lolsss

rottencorpse:
If I were your parents, I would've disowned or better still cursed you a long time ago. You're a bad child. https://www.thegeekedgods.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Evil-Son-Logo.jpg

thank goodness u aren't his dad
why are u salting an already wounded heart!!??

BearHugss:
I make more than that from my blog monthly. #Legit and paying

will you keep kwayet!!!

am I d only one seeing a curvy figure there!!
D babe gather joor!!

donstan18:
Thanks!

But sorry to say, I'm not that good in English, English gurus will attest to it, but since you need a coach, I'll wholeheartedly direct you to GrammarNazi1 , he's a good man and will be a perfect person to help.

Once again, thank alot.

okkk
so do u have any close ties with the aforementioned name!!??
how do I get down with d person
would d person be bighearted enough to take me on??
pls reply me as Asap
z d person a tutor or just fine in using English wordings??

donstan18:
This saying is a scam to humanity! A very big lie at that.

Behind every successful man, it's just his smartness and hardworks.

Or

Behind every successful man, there's a woman struggling to get into his life to elevate her poverty state

Women don't make you rich, instead they turn you from billionaire to millionaire.

Even th commenter above made it obvious that women would only want to come into your life when you are already made.

the way u use English words is wot endeared me to u
but u think I mean harm by swallowing my pride and ask u of ur number on public platform!!

just some tips on how to measure up with ur spoken English height or even weigh higher than u!!
that is all I need of u!!

I need a coach!! nth more!! nth less!!

donstan18:
A mother beats up her daughter because she was drunk.


Please all English gurus, who is drunk?

Answer with a profound prove and explanation.





cc; lalasticlala,
Mynd44

pls bro!
would it be a hard thing 4 you if I ask for ur phone number!!
I have sth to share with you!!!

yeyerolling:
Efe balance go be like 860k now

who asked you??!
Amibo!!

MrAnele:
Money Must Be Made....

so that you go bleep juveniles

"No doubts! you are familiar with myriad of quotes".

But there is always one that reminds you of an event whether sad,happy or memorable

so which quote inspire your life or remind you of an event that is unforgettable.

Mine; "the goal was to be rich and never to look rich"

Purewatermeji:
He has a beautiful wife yet he chose to suck the pusssy of this bonga fish. Some men truly deserve to be castrated and beheaded

maybe em wife no dey greeee service d dude again

u can't tell!!

hadjipapiey:
what do you take of your cousin sister showing advances and professing deep love and care?

It started when we were young, about 15 years ago. I had finished my SSCE when we had a get together at the remembrance of my grandfather, all the grandchildren showed up, and it was the first time we had met(grown up).

I was almost 2 years older, we got talking and chatting and trying to know each other. While at it, I was in charge telling her about myself, the school I attended and all. All I could observe is staring and gazing straight into my eye balls.

After the remembrance, I got to understand her looks translated into feelings where she had to ask her mum can one marry her cousin? To me i only can feel she was just a kid being childish about it. Since then we kept our cool and we're just the normal cousin brother and sister.


Fast forward till now, I'm Married while she's married too. We've lost contacts for years cos of struggles and all and we only got back online talking lately, we got talking about life and delved into relationships. It was then she told me what she had for me years back. Her husband is a weekend husband coz of the nature of his work, but she wants some sort of very close friendship. It really funny and confusing what string she's trying to pull


Matured minds please advise

thread like this makes me to detest marriages!!

Smh
imagine what a married lady z saying to a cousin

I watched d video clip it was just a comedy nothing more,nothing less

Rangojack:
I had this promising relationship with this lovely girl, we were more than lovers, we were good friends. Initially no secrets,everything was so sweet. I loved her sha!
I tried to meet her needs too when she's down,in short we were thinking towards marriage.
Until she suddenly changed. She will shout for me like this ehn?,smh, I really don suffer o. She'd leave me in the midst of a conversation and not even care to come back, she started calling me Mr. xyz (real name withheld) in our conversations,she did many things enough to make me mad and just call it quit but guess what? I was in love, I just thought twas mood swing or something. When I saw that it was getting out of hands, I started watching out. Behold she started telling red lies(that's what I call Lies that the liar forgot he/she has told),yet I played along however at that point I asked her what was wrong with us?
She refused to talk,she said I won't force words out of her mouth,after much pestering she talked! She wanted out, she said I should pause anything called love between us, she started saying this and that....I gave her space (in pains, Choi! I don love sha) and asked again and she said I was too good for her. Like seriously? Have I ever condemned you? She said No. Have I ever this,that she said No. Have I offended you? She said No, We can make it work na. I begged this girl "taya" but she refused to "gree". I'd call her like this,she won't answer,she refused to see me sef. At that point I knew her heart is now elsewhere. I woke up to the reality!
It was very painful to know that someone I love and I thought loved me back could just wake up one morning and say She doesn't want me again.I'd planned the future with her, she left me all to myself to achieve it alone. I still miss her sha. I was really wounded in my heart then too,she left me with no choice than to believe that Love is scam!

well-structured diction
when will I start writing like this bikonu!!

wonder233:
I don't give a Bleep. They can give themselves whatever souvenirs they want to. It has nothing to do with me.

oga everyday z not fit to tell everyone that u are pained in this country

Dockybae:
must he publicize it?

spotted!!

was waiting 4 this , do ur own first!!,then we talk of publicity or secrecy !!

hopefulLandlord:
This man that was sleeping with his secretary behind his wife and denied vehemently only to marry the secretary in question and file for a divorce to his first wife's afterwards, meaning he was at some point married to two wives under the influence of the Holy Spirit of course

this bloke just spoil my impression abt Dr (Bishop) Chris
I hope this is not true

Whether its in real life , on facebook or phone /text , girls will never message me. If I msg them or something they respond and maybe we will hang out (probably not ) but they NEVER talk to me. Its not like this with any of my friends, I dont get it , I have a very friendly personality and I am very nice to everyone . And I watch my friends and I dont see anything they are doing differently than I am yet they get text ' s all the time and messages on Facebook . Also I am a average good looking guy who is very talented and I am always looking to have a good time .
Even when I meet girls with my friends I can have the same type of conversation as one of my friends, yet they are so much more friendly to them than to me. No girls ever come up and joke around with me and smile and giggle like what they do with my friends. I am not always too serious , i not a huge jokester but am nice and people who know me have a great time with me. But girls seem to not care to give me the light of day. I just really dont understand why, I dont think I come off as intimidating because its not like im extremely good looking , but I above average looking at least .
Haba! I am no longer a kid nah,I just left "teens league" some days ago,
There is nothing more excruciating than be the ignored fellow!!!

sabama007:
I think you are mentally ill. How would you bring my mother here on a faceless forum?

I don't want to curse or abuse you but will only offer you a piece of advice...

Never in your miserable life quote me else you you shall be a forgotten soul before the second quarter of the year.

hmmm
ooomoo see goba

ammyluv2002:
Oh Lord! This is so embarrassing. ...I feel sorry for her!

u see !! Imagine d embarrassment Chibuzo 4 ur that ur area wey don dey dim u green light,come kukuma propose u to be em galfrnd . u turn em down
just imagine the shitty embarrassment. To be a man z not easy oo