₦airaland Forum

Nd u thk uar safe in d city?

Witches wil gt 2 u whereever uar

Witches 4m ur village can send it 2 u in d city so be reasonable

Is only d grace of God nd nt by running away 4m ur village

Y did d woman(der mother) married 2 a tribe she hate? Gues she was desperate 4 marriage den, well in igbo land you must do ur traditional rites, u may choose inside own or outside own

U must give ur kinsmen wot belongs 2 dem
Everytin in der list den aft dat u can go 2 london or anywhere nd do anoda traditional wedding nd white wedding

Bt anybody dat hate his or her root, hate himsef or hersef nd d person is an abomination nd shd be ashamed

Bt Akpabio now Gej chief security officer? Der alwys travel 2gede

Jus asking thou

[quote author=Momoh Lawal][/quote]Nd pple lyk u said boko haram nd some northern leaders ar d reason Gej is nt working

Bt u dot belv wike,patience,Akpabio,5members nd gej are nt distracting Ameachi

Hmmmm sentiment has killed dis co3

ldpele: ameachi needs to go to uyo to see things for himself,he dint do one third of Godwill's work. he is jst been fooled by sme microscopic few

Nd uyo is d only city in Akwa ibom?

gratiaeo: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/obasanjo-atiku-are-finished-politically-jubril-aminu/

Now dis is d truth nuffn bt d truth, thot I was d only one dat noticed dat gej is so blinded by 2015 dat he wil even Kill 2 succeed

Aminu I love dis, now is left 4 our shoeless president 2 hear nd step up his game

Do d work nd Pple wil vote 4 u bt nobody is irrelevant in politics nna

We kw dat powa wil nev go back 2 d north, because der see it as der right, easy way 2 make moni nd eat it

Bt gej shd wake up nd be diff 4m dem

I dot expect wot am seeing 4m gej

Well am stil praying 4 him

ehixking: "Government and Agriculture In Nigeria{Analysis of
Policies,programmes and Administration.
By Vincent 0. Akinyosoye,PHD


Read this instead of reading Rich Dad Poor Dad...that cannot work in a Nigerian Economy...
Stop decieving yourself if you think this ur so called beautiful ideas can work in this country
Your opinion is like serving a delicious,spicy and mouth watering meal in a dirty smelling dish

nd dis is d tune of national coordinator, I weep 4 nigeria education

Wots d diff btw wike nd u? Jus asking thou

Posterity wil nt 4give u if u take dis 4 ur own selfish interest

Wike is nt concern abt students going back 2 skul

He wat more touts 2 use against ameachi nd 2015 so if students come go back 2 skul, who go b d touts na?

See d statement minister of edu made

I cry 4 our educational sector

Nd our president mr fresh air is aware dat wike is nt d person 4 d job yet he put him der

Gej is missing it, dis is nt wot he promise nigerians

Bt I kw nigerians wil stil vote 4 him nt because of his achievements bt sentiment

God hep nigerians

Resign 4m dat new pdp or face EFCC,

Nice decision jare

If na u nko?

d-hammer:
Just to name a few, so which are you guilty of?

1. Gen. 1:28 — To have children with
one's wife
2. Gen. 17:10 — To circumcise all males
on the eighth day after their birth
3. Gen. 32:33 — Not to eat the sinew of
the thigh
4. Ex. 12:2 — Courts must calculate to
determine when a new month begins
5. Ex. 12:6 — To slaughter the paschal
sacrifice at the specified time
6. Ex. 12:8 — To eat the Paschal Lamb
with matzah and Marror on the night of the
fourteenth of Nissan
7. Ex. 12:9 — Not to eat the paschal
meat raw or boiled
8. Ex. 12:10 — Not to leave any meat
from the paschal offering over until morning
9. Ex. 12:15 — To destroy all chametz on
14th day of Nissan
10. Ex. 12:18 — To eat matzah on the
first night of Passover
11. Ex. 12:19 — Not to find chametz in
your domain seven days
12. Ex. 12:20 — Not to eat mixtures
containing chametz all seven days of
Passover
13. Ex. 12:43 — An apostate must not
eat from it
14. Ex. 12:45 — A permanent or
temporary hired worker must not eat from it
15. Ex. 12:46 — Not to take the paschal
meat from the confines of the group
16. Ex. 12:46 — Not to break any bones
from the paschal offering —> Ps. 34:20
17. Ex. 12:48 — An uncircumcised Kohen
(priest) must not eat Terumah (heave
offering)
18. Ex. 12:48 — An uncircumcised male
must not eat from it
19. Ex. 13:3 — Not to eat chametz all
seven days of Passover
20. Ex. 13:7 — Not to see chametz in
your domain seven days
21. Ex. 13:8 — To relate the Exodus from
Egypt on that night
22. Ex. 13:12 — To set aside the firstborn
animals
23. Ex. 13:13 — To redeem the firstborn
donkey by giving a lamb to a Kohen
24. Ex. 13:13 — To break the neck of the
donkey if the owner does not intend to
redeem it
25. Ex. 16:29 — Not to walk outside the
city boundary on Shabbat
26. Ex. 20:2 — To know there is a God
27. Ex. 20:3 — Not to even think that
there are other gods besides Him —
Yemenite-> Ex. 20:2
28. Ex. 20:5 TLT — Not to make an idol
for yourself — Yemenite-> Ex. 20:4
29. Ex. 20:6 TLT — Not to worship idols in
the manner they are worshiped — Yemenite-
> Ex. 20:5
30. Ex. 20:6 TLT — Not to worship idols in
the four ways we worship God — Yemenite-
> Ex. 20:5
31. Ex. 20:7 TLT — Not to take God's
Name in vain — Yemenite-> Ex. 20:6
32. Ex. 20:9 TLT — To sanctify the day
with Kiddush and Havdalah — Yemenite-> Ex.
20:8
33. Ex. 20:11 TLT — Not to do prohibited
labor on the seventh day — Yemenite-> Ex.
20:10
34. Ex. 20:13 TLT — Not to murder —
Yemenite-> Ex. 20:12
35. Ex. 20:13 TLT — Respect your father
or mother — Yemenite-> Ex. 20:12
36. Ex. 20:14 TLT — Not to kidnap —
Yemenite-> Ex. 20:13
37. Ex. 20:14 TLT — Not to testify falsely
— Yemenite-> Ex. 20:13
38. Ex. 20:15 TLT — Not to covet and
scheme to acquire another's possession —
Yemenite-> Ex. 20:14
39. Ex. 20:21 TLT — Not to make human
forms even for decorative purposes —
Yemenite-> Ex. 20:20
40. Ex. 20:24 TLT — Not to build the altar
with stones hewn by metal — Yemenite-> Ex.
20:23
41. Ex. 20:27 TLT — Not to climb steps to
the altar — Yemenite-> Ex. 20:26
42. Ex. 21:2 — Purchase a Hebrew slave
in accordance with the prescribed laws
43. Ex. 21:8 — Redeem Jewish
maidservants
44. Ex. 21:8 — Betroth the Jewish
maidservant
45. Ex. 21:8 — The master must not sell
his maidservant
46. Ex. 21:10 — Not to withhold food,
clothing, and sexual relations from your wife
47. Ex. 21:15 — Not to strike your father
and mother
48. Ex. 21:17 — Not to curse your father
and mother
49. Ex. 21:18 — The court must
implement laws against the one who assaults
another or damages another's property
50. Ex. 21:20 — The courts must carry
out the death penalty of the sword
51. Ex. 21:28 — Not to benefit from an ox
condemned to be stoned
52. Ex. 21:28 — The court must judge the
damages incurred by a goring ox
53. Ex. 21:33 — The court must judge the
damages incurred by a pit
54. Ex. 21:37 — The court must
implement punitive measures against the
thief
55. Ex. 22:4 — The court must judge the
damages incurred by an animal eating
56. Ex. 22:5 — The court must judge the
damages incurred by fire
57. Ex. 22:6 — The courts must carry out
the laws of an unpaid guard
58. Ex. 22:8 — The courts must carry out
the laws of the plaintiff, admitter, or denier
59. Ex. 22:9 — The courts must carry out
the laws of a hired worker and hired guard
60. Ex. 22:13 — The courts must carry
out the laws of a borrower
61. Ex. 22:15-16 — The court must fine
one who sexually seduces a maiden
62. Ex. 22:17 — The court must not let
the sorcerer live
63. Ex. 22:20 — Not to cheat a convert
monetarily
64. Ex. 22:20 — Not to insult or harm a
convert with words
65. Ex. 22:21 — Not to oppress the weak
66. Ex. 22:24 — Lend to the poor and
destitute
67. Ex. 22:24 — Not to press them for
payment if you know they don't have it
68. Ex. 22:24 — Not to intermediate in an
interest loan, guarantee, witness, or write the
promissory note
69. Ex. 22:27 — Not to blaspheme
70. Ex. 22:27 — Not to curse judges
71. Ex. 22:27 — Not to curse the head of
state or leader of the Sanhedrin
72. Ex. 22:28 — Not to preface one tithe
to the next, but separate them in their proper
order
73. Ex. 22:30 — Not to eat meat of an
animal that was mortally wounded
74. Ex. 23:1 — Judges must not accept
testimony unless both parties are present
75. Ex. 23:1 — Transgressors must not
testify
76. Ex. 23:2 — Decide by majority in case
of disagreement
77. Ex. 23:2 — The court must not
execute through a majority of one; at least a
majority of two is required
78. Ex. 23:5 — Help another remove the
load from a beast which can no longer carry
it
79. Ex. 23:6 — A judge must not decide
unjustly the case of the habitual transgressor
80. Ex. 23:7 — The court must not kill
anybody on circumstantial evidence
81. Ex. 23:8 — Judges must not accept
bribes
82. Ex. 23:11 — To leave free all produce
which grew in that year
83. Ex. 23:12 — To rest on the seventh
day
84. Ex. 23:13 — Not to swear in the name
of an idol —> Deut. 13:14
85. Ex. 23:14 — To celebrate on these
three Festivals (bring a peace offering)
86. Ex. 23:18 — Not to slaughter it while
in possession of leaven
87. Ex. 23:18 — Not to leave the fat
overnight
88. Ex. 23:19 — Not to eat mixtures of
milk and meat cooked together
89. Ex. 23:19 —To set aside the first
fruits and bring them to the Temple
90. Ex. 23:25 — To serve the Almighty
with prayer
91. Ex. 23:33 — Not to let them dwell in
the Land of Israel
92. Ex. 25:8 — To build a Temple
93. Ex. 25:15 ? Not to remove the staves
from the ark
94. Ex. 25:30 — To make the show bread
95. Ex. 27:21 — To light the Menorah
every day
96. Ex. 28:2 — The Kohanim must wear
their priestly garments during service
97. Ex. 28:28 — The Kohen Gadol 's
(High Priest) breastplate must not be
loosened from the Efod
98. Ex. 28:32 — Not to tear the priestly
garments
99. Ex. 29:33 — The Kohanim must eat
the sacrificial meat in the Temple
100. Ex. 29:33 — A non- Kohen must not
eat sacrificial meat —
101. Ex. 30:7 — To burn incense every
day
102. Ex. 30:9 — Not to burn anything on
the Golden Altar besides incense
103. Ex. 30:13 — Each man must give a
half shekel annually
104. Ex. 30:19 — A Kohen must wash his
hands and feet before service
105. Ex. 30:31 — To prepare the
anointing oil
106. Ex. 30:32 — Not to reproduce the
anointing oil
107. Ex. 30:32 — Not to anoint with
anointing oil
108. Ex. 30:37 — Not to reproduce the
incense formula
109. Ex. 34:21 — To rest the land during
the seventh year by not doing any work
which enhances growth
110. Ex. 34:26 — Not to cook meat and
milk together
111. Ex. 35:3 — The court must not inflict
punishment on Shabbat
112. Lev. 1:3 — Carry out the procedure
of the burnt offering as prescribed in the
Torah
113.Lev. 2:1 — To bring meal offerings
as prescribed in the Torah
114. Lev. 2:11 — Not to burn honey or
yeast on the altar
115. Lev. 2:13 — To salt all sacrifices
116. Lev. 2:13 — Not to omit the salt
from sacrifices
117. Lev. 3:11 — Not to put frankincense
on the meal offerings of wrongdoers
118. Lev. 3:17 — Not to eat blood
119. Lev. 3:17 — Not to eat certain fats
of clean animals
120. Lev. 4:13 — The Sanhedrin must
bring an offering (in the Temple) when it
rules in error
121. Lev. 4:27 — Every person must bring
a sin offering (in the temple) for his
transgression
122. Lev. 5:1 — Anybody who knows
evidence must testify in court
123. Lev. 5:7-11 — Bring an oleh v'yored
(temple offering) offering (if the person is
wealthy, an animal; if poor, a bird or meal
offering)
124. Lev. 5:8 — Not to decapitate a fowl
brought as a sin offering
125. Lev. 5:11 — Not to put oil on the
meal offerings of wrongdoers
126. Lev. 5:16 — One who profaned
property must repay what he profaned plus a
fifth and bring a sacrifice
127. Lev. 5:17-18 — Bring an asham talui
(temple offering) when uncertain of guilt
128. Lev. 5:23 — Return the robbed
object or its value
129. Lev. 5:25 — Bring an asham vadai
(temple offering) when guilt is ascertained
130. Lev. 6:3 — To remove the ashes
from the altar every day
131. Lev. 6:6 — To light a fire on the
altar every day
132. Lev. 6:6 — Not to extinguish this fire
133. Lev. 6:9 — The Kohanim must eat
the remains of the meal offerings
134. Lev. 6:10 — Not to bake a meal
offering as leavened bread
135. Lev. 6:13 — The Kohen Gadol must
bring a meal offering every day
136. Lev. 6:16 — Not to eat the meal
offering of the High Priest
137. Lev. 6:18 — Carry out the procedure
of the sin offering
138. Lev. 6:23 — Not to eat the meat of
the inner sin offering
139. Lev. 7:1 — Carry out the procedure
of the guilt offering
140. Lev. 7:11 — To follow the procedure
of the peace offering
141. Lev. 7:17 — To burn the leftover
sacrifices
142. Lev. 7:18 — Not to eat from
sacrifices offered with improper intentions
143. Lev. 7:19 — Not to eat from
sacrifices which became impure
144. Lev. 7:19 — To burn all impure
sacrifices
145. Lev. 7:20 — An impure person must
not eat from sacrifices
146. Lev. 10:6 — A Kohen must not enter
the Temple with his head uncovered
147. Lev. 10:6 — A Kohen must not enter
the Temple with torn clothes
148. Lev. 10:7 — A Kohen must not leave
the Temple during service
149. Lev. 10:9 — A Kohen must not enter
the Temple intoxicated
150. Lev. 10:19 — Mourn for relatives
151. Lev. 11:2 — To examine the signs of
animals to distinguish between kosher and
non-kosher
152. Lev. 11:4 — Not to eat non-kosher
animals
153. Lev. 11:9 — To examine the signs of
fish to distinguish between kosher and non-
kosher
154. Lev. 11:11 — Not to eat non-kosher
fish
155. Lev. 11:13 — Not to eat non-kosher
fowl
156. Lev. 11:21 — To examine the signs
of locusts to distinguish between kosher and
non-kosher
157. Lev. 11:29 — Observe the laws of
impurity caused by the eight shratzim
(insects)

y dis long?

Man united hw I love u oh man united

Man united hw happy u make me all d tym oh man united

Man united hw pple envy u oh man united

Man united hw u wil continue 2 win trophy oh man united

Man united hw ur rivals wil continue 2 learn 4m u oh man united

Man united hw u wil stand forever oh man united

Together we stand oh man united

Hope d leaders of dis association wil nt use dis 4 der own advantage collecting moni 4m govt nd 4gting d fight nd der members
Jus saying thou

Ameachi is doing more dan gej wen he was a gov of rich bayelsa nd even as a president

Bt I kw rite 4m d begining dat gej wil do nuffn 4 dis co3, cos he did nuffn 4 bayelsa as a gov bt 2 drink. A man his security guards regard as drunkard

Ameachi (who kws tomorrow) continue d gud work uar doing nd nt gej or akpabio or wike or patience wil determine ur tomorrow bt God, who eva said u didt win NGF let 16 be greater dan 19 in his or her election

Caling gej a disappointment is understatement nd 4 dose claping 4 him, I wonda d kind of dance he's dancing 4 d clap

Som1 caled gej lost fowl nd I rebuked d person bt inside me I kw he's more dan dat bt caling him names makes us d same

Wot was d prize of garri, fuel, kerosine, even beans, house rent b4 gej? Everytin is so costly in dis co3, I thot tins suppose 2b beta bt tins ar gting worse, y?

Pple supporting gej is all abt sentiment nt his achievements,instead of a northerner let gej be der is beta 4 dem

If gej did nuffn in his 1st tenure, I only wonda hw his 2nd tenure wil b. Lyk some pple wil say End tym tins

My dear may God do it 4 u as he did it 4 me, gt a job a month aft my NYSC 2012 wt an official car nd a driver

nd dis year july gt anoda job whch I didt apply 4 thou no official car bt wt a higher pay nd so many allowances nd d city I wat 2 stay

Is nt abt ur certificate bt ur faith nd his grace jus speak d word 2 ur sef nd belv it nd it shall come 2 pass in ur life

Dot depend on ur course or ur grade dear

Am waiting 4 ur testimony, I jus shared mine. Is well

Mitch D Leo: Wat about you are yu keeping your righteousness so that yu'll make it to heaven

man of God, no one is righteous , we live only by his Grace nd Mercy. I belv his mercy wil alwys keep me 2d end

Living faith church started been in d news since d ingathering started hmmmm, dis shows dat satan is really really angry dat pple ar going back 2 God nd d way 2 destroy it is by using some pple 2 say all bad tins abt d church of God. Hmmm

D church of God must live nd d gate of hell shall nt prevail

Woo unto dose dat allow dersef 2b used against d church of God

As individual hw well av we lived our life? Pastors ar human lyk us all der need 4m us is prayers nt curse if really we ar christians dat wot bible tod us 2 do 2 pray 4 dem.

Pple ar saying end tym end tym nd yet we ar nt organising our life 4 dat end tym so we can b ready 4 it. In heaven ders no church no church

2 whom iav caled, iav choosen nd 2 whom iav choosen iav magnified nd 2 whom iav magnified iav justified says d Lord of Host. God bless u

4 most of u dat thks dat church is a dumping ground, u beta thk agan, u can't park anyhw Around d church premises wt d condition of dis co3, is nt done nd if dose security men needs 2 punish a stubborn soul 2 keep odas safe, so be it.

Living faith church is a church where pple are Suppose 2b discipline, u dot park anyhw, u dot play wt ur phone during service, u dot chew gum, is either uar in church or u stay at home

Dot come 2 church nd show us ursef cos d workers went thru training nd der dot care who uar wen u wat 2 show ursef, we serve our visitors nd our members well bt dot prove odawise. Is a church nt ur home

If uar in living faith church nd ur life didt change, den u dot av enough faith 2 connect ursef 2 d blessing, even d new converts ar testifying of God 's blessings in der life nd I am a witness of mine

If God is nt der den pple wil nt b criticizing d church of God, God is der, nd he's been awesome in my life so wondful

I dot kw abt u bt I worship God der nt my pastor nd my God is d God dat confirm d words of his servants

Bishop declared dis year a year of miracle jobs nd I gt mine even wen I didt apply I gt my miracle job nd wen d organisation said lagos is filled up so der ar posting pple down 2d east nd north , all I did was pray nd behold der posted me 2 dat lagos. Am living by d faith nd is working 4 me. God bless u all

Billyonaire: The day I stopped going to Canaanland was the day they deflated my tyres right inside the church premises. Then they placed a sticker that cant be removed by even cashward solvent on the windshield for illegal parking.

What they called Illegal parking was actually by the roadside within the church premises, cos the car parks were full and I had to park alongside so many other cars by the side of the lane, 2 right tyres across the pavement and the 2 left tyres on the lane and they deflated all tyres and I had to drive my truck to the roadside where they have gang of vulcanizers who charge exorbitantly.

I stopped winners chapel then and only send members to buy me the tapes, unfortunately my lil brother and cousin are Pastors in the church and my reward to winners is to build my brother a church as soon as he is ready to leave the overzealous assemblies.

In addition to this, I have 2 persons who dupe me last couple of years, the common thing among both is, that they are members of Winners Chapel with sugar-coated tongues.

I can only deduce that Winners Chapel is a motivational center and not a church, and Oyedepo is a Businessman that knows how to preach.

One thing I know for sure - I will never step my foot into that den of rippers and cantankerous Christians, they bolstered my belief what Christians call God, doesnt exist. Something else must be God.

nd since uav nev stepped ur foot der agan who noticed? Nobody bt ursef. D more u talk abt living faith church d more d church grows, d ingathering is d evidence

Pastor kun, I kw u kw wot uar doing here, is either uar agent or a muslim, bt jus becareful of woteva uar doing,

Dot let d anger of God 2 rest on u nd ur family(sins of d fadas) , d way uar going wt ur life dot let it end bad 4 u.

U stil av a long way 2 go, mayb u wat 2b saul of our days bt becareful cos u may nt gt d mercy saul received

Wot shall it profit u 2 lie against d church of God, d living faith church I kw worldwide whch am a member nd also in CCU unit 4 yrs, we av security pple dat directs pple where 2 park, we av diff park spaces 4 diff pple. U can lie abt Bishop oyedepo as u lyk bt dot lie against pple dat work wt der whole hrt wtout pay jus 2 make tins easy 4 pple in d church pls

Wots dis co3 turning in2 biko nu? Nigeria amaka ezigbo obodo oma bt now reverse is d case, God help us

Is nt easy 2b successful in life, wil u allow pple 2 bring camera in ur house wtout ur permission talk more of church where is nt allowed

Dis is end tym tins, alwys abt church dis days, dis is a way 2 discourage xtians 4m going 2 church

Jesus said woo unto u dat condemn my servants

Jesus kw his servants ar nt perfect bt stil choose 2 say woo unto u dat condemn dem

Dis heavenly race is an individual race nt wt ur pastor or anybody bt u alone

Concentrate on making heaven nd let God handle dis tins pls

Is nev easy 2b successful in life, hw many of u wil let som1 bring in camera in2 ur home wtout ur permission talk more of church where is nt allowed,

Dis is end tym tins , alwys abt churches, dis is a way 2 discourage some xtians 4m going 2 church

Bt lyk Jesus said woo unto u dat condemn my servants, Jesus kw dis day wil come nd he kw some of his servants ar nt perfect bt he stil choose 2 say woo unto u dat condemn dem

Dis heavenly race is individual tin nt Wt ur pastor or anybody

Concentrate on making heaven nd leave God 2 handle all dis tins.

Praise and worship wot more can we giv unto God if nt 2 praise nd worship him all tym

Have a gud relationship wt Christ, love ur neighbour as ursef, engage in evangelism win souls 4 Christ dats d mark of christianity

naptu2: Those things usually annoy and irritate me, but there's one incident that I'll never forget.

Someone posted a very long article. Just as I was thinking that someone would quote the entire thing and write "k" I saw two posts. The first poster wrote "One mumu will soon quote the entire post and write rubbish". The second poster quoted him and wrote, "I don't know what's wrong with those people. Someone needs to do something about it". Then a guy comes along, quotes the entire article (the first post) and writes "I am that mumu".

I almost fell off my chair.

lolz am laughing nd crying at d same tym

Once is abt church pple wil say many tins der wat. Bt church of God must live wada d devil like it or nt

U dot come in d house of God nd act anyhw if nt d workers wil discipline u, living faith workers both church nd school ar trained 2b disciplined so der dot take trash because der ar xtians, dose tax officers lack manners nd way 2 speak 2 pple so der helped dem 2 train dem a little.

Dat man has nuffn 2 offer, did dat speech affect d prize of fuel or house rent? Nigerians ar so ok wt anytin. See dem being ok wt speech. I wonda if na speech we go chop. Abeg mr clown do somtin 4gt 2015 nd concentrate on 2013 4 now