Celebrities › Re: Kiddwaya And Davido Play Football Together (Photo) by Shellsploit: 9:44am On Feb 22, 2021 |
See as them dey look like say them done break person windscreen with ball 
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Romance › Re: What A Man's Babe Sent To Him. Should He Be Worried? by Shellsploit: 9:26am On Feb 22, 2021 |
ashewoboy: where is Lalasticlala? E dey pay bikeman money
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Health › Re: Help! A Girl So Close To Me Is Losing Her Mind. by Shellsploit: 1:23am On Feb 22, 2021 |
May God heal her..
Lalasticlala sef. |
Travel › Re: Photographer Captures Photos Of 'Never Before Seen' Yellow Penguin (Pics) by Shellsploit: 1:20am On Feb 22, 2021 |
See as the penguin stand at ease like someone wey dey sing 2nd stanza of "Nigeria National Anthem"
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Travel › Re: First Time On A Plane: Where Did You Go? by Shellsploit: 1:17am On Feb 22, 2021 |
Okada Air to okearo, Matogun |
Travel › Re: How Can I Relocate My Family (4 Kids) To Canada? by Shellsploit: 1:14am On Feb 22, 2021 |
Where's Lalasticlala sef! |
Travel › Re: Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Engine Parts Fell Off In U.S(Pics) by Shellsploit: 11:37pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
jUeLiZ: una bad mouth for this nairaland o   |
Agriculture › Re: My Vegetable Garden Is Under Attack: Help by Shellsploit: 6:28pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
ToneroInc: What has crop rotation has to do with this? .. for real? |
Agriculture › Re: My Vegetable Garden Is Under Attack: Help by Shellsploit: 3:40pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
olaolaking: One would think you know much about this. You lack in knowledge of this business. You can't even recognize the plant. Are you an expert in the field? Because you ask many questions that are far from what the problem might be Bro be calming down  |
Agriculture › Re: My Vegetable Garden Is Under Attack: Help by Shellsploit: 3:38pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
Lightorder: bro, I think there is a lot of sense in that crop rotation the guy suggested My niggar!
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Politics › Re: Oyo House Of Reps Member, Odidiomo Empowers Constituents With Goats by Shellsploit: 1:42pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
at least its better than one govenor that shared 5litres of kerosene. |
Politics › Re: BREAKING!!! Plane Crashes At Abuja Airport (photos) by Shellsploit: 1:01pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
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Food › Re: Different Varieties Of Noodles Prepared By Me. by Shellsploit: 12:57pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
Djyucee1:
try it out. After boiling the noodles, fry the red oil with red pepper and onions, you can add crayfish powder to it. Then mix the noodles with the fried red oil and stair. Then and the noodles ingredients and allow it warn under low hit for few minutes. You ll love it. I like experimenting with food abeg no talk again i wan vomit! |
Food › Re: Different Varieties Of Noodles Prepared By Me. by Shellsploit: 12:35pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
Djyucee1: I make my own noodles with red oil, pepper, onion, crayfish and trust me its very tasty Sey u be oracle? Red oil with noodles 
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Romance › Re: Is Beauty A Curse? by Shellsploit: 11:57am On Feb 21, 2021 |
Akakanfirstclass: mehhnn!....
if you like fine like whatever...
when ur coochie done loose, it is worthless..
so my opinion is.. do small small, mek dem no tear d elastic for you...
and my advice is.. life is deeper than sex and relationships.. pursue greatness.. live a life that when you die, you will smile in ur grave and say "I too much"
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Celebrities › Re: Which Kind Player Be This? Nigerians React After Davido Smoke On Football Pitch. by Shellsploit: 11:54am On Feb 21, 2021 |
Las las his leg won't touch the football. |
Family › Re: My Friend’s Wife Is Cheating by Shellsploit: 11:52am On Feb 21, 2021 |
kelvinrhs: Your friend that left since 2018 is definitely practicing celibacy over there too
Because body is firewood
Turn a blind eye because it's not even sure if your friend is ever going to come back for her
Or he's just waiting for her mistake so he can dwell on that Correct guy!
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Family › Re: My Friend’s Wife Is Cheating by Shellsploit: 11:51am On Feb 21, 2021*. Modified: 12:31pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
BareFacedLies: If you were a good friend you would have been the one servicing the lady instead of leaving the job for a complete stranger to do  Servicing the lady because she looks like a ford engine! Lalasticlala sef.
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Travel › Re: Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Engine Parts Fell Off In U.S(Pics) by Shellsploit: 11:41am On Feb 21, 2021 |
Lalasticlala i greet u!
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Travel › Re: Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Engine Parts Fell Off In U.S(Pics) by Shellsploit: 11:33am On Feb 21, 2021*. Modified: 12:29pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
Explorers on the beat! If na Naija, the pilot will manage the second engine to its destination untill that one sef go fall comot above ground level. Then the plane go come dey fly like kite wey dem tie rope.. 
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Family › Re: My Friend’s Wife Is Cheating by Shellsploit: 11:29am On Feb 21, 2021*. Modified: 11:49am On Feb 21, 2021 |
Wait, Lemme think first!
If i were u, i will swing into "reconnaissance mission" then clear off off tracks after "footprinting" !
Be your brothers keeper!
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Forum Games › Re: You Loaned Your Friend N4m Since Last Year & He Has Refused To Pay, This Happens by Shellsploit: 11:04am On Feb 21, 2021 |
Freestainworld: Thunder will fire him, I will make sure I take my complete 4m and send the rest, but that's the end of our friendship. My guy!
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Celebrities › Re: Fans Hang On Naira Marley's Car From Jakande To Lekki Phase1 (Video) by Shellsploit: 11:01am On Feb 21, 2021 |
 See that benz logo ... Arrrrrghhhh!
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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lived In A Haunted House? Share Your Experience by Shellsploit: 10:19am On Feb 21, 2021 |
Originalsly: Was living in a dorm..... rumour had it that the dorm was haunted. Wasn't concerned because I know I wasn't spiritually weak. We were two to each room ... two single beds... 2 small table and chairs.... 2 closets and bed length shelf on wall over each bed. About 20 rooms on each side.... separated by a long corridor that lead to toilets and bathrooms at one end. Mine was third to last at the other end of the corridor. Quite a few guys played guitars and my neighbour kept all the instruments in his room... packed on the shelves. After a few nights... this guy was complaining about the dorms being haunted.... and asked if we heard the guitars playing in the middle of the night. I guess I fell asleep while the ghosts were playing. Some time later he was really agitated.... but one other guy backed up his claim. Only they heard... the guy in the room didn't neither did I. As time.went by... some other guys got possessed.... but some knew what to do to ehmmm.... 'bring them back'. By this time... I was in the late nite crew ... we were up until like 2 a.m each nite .... arguing! One nite we heard someone really sprinting down the corridor from the bathroom end........ it had to be Usain Bolt judging from the speed... person had already zoomed pass the room before we can slide the door open to see the potential champion sprinter. .. and if cheetah was after him. By the time we did... we heard his door open and hurriedly slammed shut. We figured it was the last room. We went to investigate... slid the door open.... the sprinter was normally a dark complexioned guy... very dark.. not midnight dark... more like 1 a.m. ... but that's his natural shade... moist skin... like he never ever missed a day of baby lotion rub down. He was laying in the bed.... as if in economy priced coffin.... on his back.... arms stretched out against his side... stiff.... eyes wide opened filled with fright.... staring at the ceiling.... his whole body trembling/shivering/vibrating... not sure which one.... his colour gray... ash gray ... no signs of blood circulating in his body.... if he weren't vibrating I swear anyone would be deciding if he should be buried or cremated. As we contemplated the cause... one of the 'bring them back' crew showed up and was asking and searching for one kind black string to tie around his waist. He found it and did what he had to do... it worked. The guy switched from board mode to body mode. Upon enquiry.... the guy said he went to shower... and as he was about to un.dress.... some ghosts were coming out of the baths towards him..... that's when he made a dash for it. That guy was literally scared to death. These sightings and frightenings were frequent. But I realized that the people who were affected all had some kind of 'guard' to protect them from evil.... black string around the waist... black string around the wrist... guard rings ... guard stuff around their necks. What I learned.... is anywhere can be haunted.... that depends on your spirituality. I guess some places are evil hot spots.... and that dorm was one such spot.  Guess this was how he made a dash when he was about to UnCloth when he saw a ghost from the bathroom?
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Crime › Re: Dead Body Allegedly Disappears From Mortuary On Burial Day by Shellsploit: 9:41am On Feb 21, 2021 |
Okokobioko ... And they want to give the family another body to bury?
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Romance › Re: I Am Ready To Go To Prison by Shellsploit: 2:24am On Feb 21, 2021 |
Lmao!
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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lived In A Haunted House? Share Your Experience by Shellsploit: 12:21am On Feb 21, 2021 |
Scary thread...  |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lived In A Haunted House? Share Your Experience by Shellsploit: 11:45pm On Feb 20, 2021 |
Orubebe01: I haven't lived in such house but I do hear stories of people that witnessed strange occurrences where they were living. Feel free to share your experience(s) if you had lived or currently living in one now. Wheres Lalasticlala sef. |
Politics › Re: Throwback Video Of Lateef Jakande On Queue To Cast His Vote In July 1979 by Shellsploit: 11:32pm On Feb 20, 2021 |
UPN... An amazing political party |
Education › Re: The Largest Mega Primary School In Borno State (Photos) by Shellsploit: 11:26pm On Feb 20, 2021 |
Make e no turn refugee camp settlement. |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Cautions Religious Leaders Against Incendiary Comments by Shellsploit: 10:49pm On Feb 20, 2021 |
God bless Ambode.
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Romance › Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done With Your Partner ? by Shellsploit: 10:49pm On Feb 20, 2021 |
Bodyodour: We all have crazy things we have done in relationship or with a stranger.
Well, mine was pouring ice cream on her va.gina and sucked it. Disgusting right?
Share yours.....
No insults abegi. What if she had yeast infection  U don leak am together with ice crean |