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Celebrities › Re: "Mummy Calm Down Video" Boy Belongs To Yoruba Actress dayo Amusa by Shellsploit: 7:29pm On Jul 29, 2020

Great news!

Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Shellsploit: 9:55am On Jul 29, 2020

AngelicBeing:
My apologies, as I didn’t intend to deliberately mystify my audience in a portmanteau of conundrum

Hian

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Phones › Re: UPDATED: This Camera App Is Way Better Than Gcam by Shellsploit: 11:17pm On Jul 27, 2020

Woow!! Great app
Its even pro version downloaded for free.
Thanks op.

Car Talk › Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Shellsploit: 11:00pm On Jul 27, 2020*

Don't forget to add "Airforce " sticker on your windscreen and a "koboko " on your dashboard.

This is how u be chasing anyone that comes to shalaye. I bet u, the rest will be history!

Speaking from experience as an ex uber driver!

grin

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Crime › Re: Rape: Izu Madubueze Reads Suicide Note Before Killing Self Over False Accusation by Shellsploit: 6:57pm On Jul 27, 2020

This life no balance even ontop scale!
Where's Lalasticlala sef shocked

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Career › Re: How Much Can A Petrol Station Manager Earn? by Shellsploit: 6:49pm On Jul 27, 2020

Olichoke:
Thank you.

Congrats on ur new job.

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Career › Re: How Much Can A Petrol Station Manager Earn? by Shellsploit: 6:42pm On Jul 27, 2020

Olichoke:
O stands for what?
P stands for what?

Thanks.

Original poster

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Education › Re: Gabriel Olarenwaju Akinyemi, 60-Year-Old UTME Candidate Wants To Study Pharmacy by Shellsploit: 6:31pm On Jul 27, 2020

Never too late to fail!

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Career › Re: How Much Can A Petrol Station Manager Earn? by Shellsploit: 5:39pm On Jul 27, 2020

Olichoke:
I'm new on this platform.
What's the full meaning of OP as used on this platform?

"He who asks questions is a fool for one minute, but he who asks no question is a fool forever"
_Ancient proverb_

Poster of a thread.

Romance › Re: The Conversation: Turning A Lady's Request For Money Down. by Shellsploit: 1:20pm On Jul 27, 2020

Christianity Etc › Re: Your Phone Is Just About To Ring For Good. by Shellsploit: 12:57pm On Jul 27, 2020

uchkochi:
Your phone is just about to ring for good.

Amen o

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Wall Along Mexico Border Reportedly Collapses by Shellsploit: 11:39am On Jul 27, 2020

Righteousness89:
Collasped Fence or No Collasped Fence,GOD Bless President Trump ...

The Most Patrotic President of All times..

Pro- Life President

Pro- Isreal President

A President that Fears and Respect God..

A President Divinely Backed by GOD..

Only a Man backed by GOD ALMIGHTY can go through what Trump has gone through and still be President..

It's of no Suprise to me anyway! The Lord had long Shown me these Events and I saw Trump swim out of them All.

GOD Preserve and Protect you Sir..

Keep Soaring in the Midst of the Enemies..

Modify ur post before i woze u.

Travel › Re: Video Of The New Allen Junction Built By The Lagos State Government by Shellsploit: 11:31am On Jul 27, 2020

Painting when erosion go soon carry!
Anyways, kudos to LASG.

E remain Giwa/okearo road. grin

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Career › Re: How Much Can A Petrol Station Manager Earn? by Shellsploit: 11:04am On Jul 27, 2020*

SmartPolician:
Make sure you make friends with those who work with DPR (Department of Petroleum Resources) as well as Weight and Measure

If it's an NNPC affiliate, ensure you make friends with those staffers from NNPC Retail Limited and refineries.

More importantly, attend safety training courses and ensure that you have certificates for them.

Why are you making friends with all these people? They will help you when they have openings. Those dudes in DPR are handsomely paid.

Good luck

Op, take ur time and read this post

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Politics › Re: COVID-19 Affecting Nigerians’ Ability To Pay Taxes – Osinbajo by Shellsploit: 10:43am On Jul 27, 2020

Sports › Re: How I Over Came Virtual Addiction by Shellsploit: 10:40am On Jul 27, 2020

Great!
Gambling / masturbating are controlled by one kain spirit. grin

Romance › Re: Lady Humiliates Boyfriend After Seeing Him In A Hotel With Her Friend by Shellsploit: 9:04am On Jul 27, 2020*

Originalsly:
Guy fall my hand. Why is he just sitting and begging her to calm down instead of flying into a rage and bombarding her with questions.... what is it you're doing here at the hotel?... who and you?.. answer me... I know you shock to see me.... I heard about you coming here before but I didn't believe it.... now I know was the truth....is this where you be coming when you say you going to visit your aunt?.... who you come with?...answer me.... let me find out I'll kill both of you here today with my own two hands.. ......nonsense.
By this time the side chick should long be gone and he would then take calming down from peacemakers.

Na only legends fit talk like this! shocked

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Crime › Re: Police arrest teenager for raping 2-year-old girl in Yola by Shellsploit: 8:58am On Jul 27, 2020

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Romance › Re: "who Want To Marry Me?? I’m Simple” Nigeria Lady In Search Of Husband. by Shellsploit: 8:56am On Jul 27, 2020

Righteousness89:
Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.

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Romance › Re: . by Shellsploit: 8:55am On Jul 27, 2020

Stephen0mozzy:
Mentally, No
Morally, No
Religiously, No

Biologically (presence of the hymen): Maybe.

But your friend crying, I no understand.... You wanted to remain a virgin after accepting head? C'mon.... You know the level ot consent required for head?

Great response

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Crime › Re: Does Police Have Right To Ask For A Laptop Receipt? by Shellsploit: 8:36am On Jul 27, 2020

Nigeria police sef!
To serve and protect with integrity..

Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: Traffic Will Now Improve Around Allen Avenue, Maryland, Ikotun Axes by Shellsploit: 7:41am On Jul 27, 2020

majamajic:

See that yellow basket line for Allen , Na LASTMA trap be that !

Useless line!
Line wey i dey enter any how even on red light.

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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: Traffic Will Now Improve Around Allen Avenue, Maryland, Ikotun Axes by Shellsploit: 7:38am On Jul 27, 2020

The money spent on painting that line don build flyover for that area.
Sha make dem do come paint Giwa okearo road shocked

Sanwo olu sef.

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Crime › Re: 5 Teenage Highway Robbers Arrested In Ogun by Shellsploit: 7:09am On Jul 27, 2020*

Christianos:
And one of them wears BALENCIAGA for operations?

Mesef just see am now!

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Crime › Re: 5 Teenage Highway Robbers Arrested In Ogun by Shellsploit: 7:06am On Jul 27, 2020*

This is how 1million boys started.
Lalasticlala sef

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Crime › Re: Police Arrest 2 Dispatch Riders For Attempting To Snatch Vehicle In Lagos (Photo by Shellsploit: 7:04am On Jul 27, 2020*

Every day for the thief, one day for the owner.
Kudos to RRS.

Events › Re: Share Your Unforgettable Trekking Experience by Shellsploit: 11:10pm On Jul 26, 2020

Mine was trekking from mushin all the way to okeira ogba some years ago. Closed from work that faithful evening as a depot manager for one cosmetic company. Got to mushin bustop, crowd everywhere. Heard a gist that agbero at oshodi were fighting with police due to the fact that one member of NURTW was killed by police, serious riot. Naso people full bustop. No bus going to oshodi, naso every one begin trek. Getting to oshodi, e be like where dem just finish civil war.
Agbero were busy extorting passerby. People were running for safety, and in the process of running i was among the people they stopped. They collected my wallet and my blackberry pearl fone and was told to run along before they slice me with the broken bottle they had on them. That was how i trekked from oshodi to under bridge ikeja. Approached the bus conductor loadin ikeja to ogba bus, tried explaining myself that i dont have enoff transportation on me and i don't mind hanging on the bus but the conductor refused.

Naso i summon courage begin trek out of shame from ikeja to ogba.

Travel › Re: Three People Feared Dead And Many Injured In Dangote Refinery Explosion by Shellsploit: 5:19pm On Jul 26, 2020

Lalasticlala sef

Crime › Re: Boyfriend Detained As Lover Dies Of Stomach Ache In Lagos by Shellsploit: 11:00am On Jul 26, 2020

IvarTheBoneless:

Sharap. I am with one right now...

lemme go and check she's still breathing

Sey she still dey alive?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pornography & Masturbation: A Struggling Christian Needs Help by Shellsploit: 9:32am On Jul 26, 2020

RiyadhGoddess:
Let me grab my popcorn and iced zobo while I sit and learn from my elders in the ministry.

Op, kindly click on the link below, listen to the message and then thank me later if you wish to. A lot of persons most especially guys have testified of their freedom after listening to this message. Except if you are not ready to be free...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkNdEw3YL8E

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