Born2Freak:


Being an atheist is not a job or a rewarding exercise.

One chooses to be an atheist because it is the truth in their opinion. One becomes an atheist because he/she truly accepts that there is no evidence for god.

And how does this benefit me?

LordReed:
The bible says it was to fulfil a prophecy so was it fulfilled?

So, now you believe what the Bible says? As in, Did Jesus ever lived on earth?

Born2Freak:
1. In this era of Buhari and suffering, you are free from any duty to tithe. You will save 10% of your salary for yourself

2. Since there is no need to go to church as an atheist, no pastor will force you to;
*remove panties
*eat grass
*inhale insecticides

3. No need to travel to Mecca for pilgrimage (or Jerusalem) since government no longer pays for it.

4. All those hours wasted praying for Nigeria to be better will now be used for something better

5. No more money spent on transport fare to church. Imagine going from lagos to otta or lagos to ibadan expressway and spending 3 hrs on the road

6. You won't miss your favourite sunday shows because of church eg premier league matches, telemundo full series etc

7. You will now be able to laugh whenever Lalasticlala pushes a thread about crazy pastors and ridiculous things in religion to the frontpage

8. You can now feel free blocking all those boring religious channels on DSTV

9. No more running on from office to mosque on Fridays for prayers

10. No more hunger games aka Fasting


I hope you guys will see the light and become atheists. Ramen!

Pls give me 10 benefits of becoming an atheist and I will become one.


What do I stand to gain from becoming an atheist?

Ladylite:
If you ever did biology, then you should know.


Why are you trying to create a useless thread.

So Biology teaches that males who have penis are females and females with vijayjay are men?

VBCampaign:


Thanks.

I suspect there's more to this challenge than you mentioned here. Can you send me an email at newdejix@gmail.com

I suspected that you are Deji Yusuf, it's now confirmed

Muhammad2468:
everywhere sex ah na wa o

What will you say to the sex taking place in Allah's paradise right now?
All those terrorists who killed Christians and Jews are in heaven right now banging 72 virgins each. And the koran said the men pinis will not soften, so their penisis will be fully errect at all times looking for a virgins hole to enter.

Allah will be enjoying free porn

Are we Christians Because of the devil?

Nephilim:
toxic for replying a lunatic in his own language? Hey scrap boy, you need a recovery slap!!

And you think I'm suicidal like you lolz lolzz funny, maybe you should use the gamalin you recommended when next ur troubles come, cos I can see them coming very soon.

Who says I have troubles? You are the one in trouble so maybe you shd take your own advise and use Gamalin 20 and free yourself from the mysteries of life

You are a witch yet you ask this question? You ought to be killed. Suffer not a witch to live.

Nephilim:
fućk off boy

I pray you don't kill yourself. You are so toxic, Gamalin20 will settle you your case.

sulasa07:

Someone beta check this one's brain, he's going schizophrenic.Wings ko,fangs ni.

He's been schizophrenic since

jesusjnr:


"GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men." {Matthew 16:23 (KJV)}

This is why you need to repent.

jesusjnr:
Yay!
Jesus is truly king!
To God be the glory.

Shut up and repent

I can’t keep it to myself, I can’t sit here and be still / Everybody, I will tell ’til the whole world is healed
This is how you know someone has encountered Jesus. You can't meet Jesus and keep Him to yourself, you can't.

Magnoliaa:



What the Bible means by 'self' or what you mean by 'self?'

Oya, explain it to me.

No. Without the Bible I wouldn't even know what Self is and wouldn't know it's a god.

So, you shd be the one explaining to me how Worshiping God is self.

MuttleyLaff:
Shepherd00, I've being meaning a long time ago to comment on this thread, when I read your comments, to say, you're on to something with this your post above here, but wasnt readily opportuned.

If I can squeeze in the time, I want to asap make some contribution with some surprising fact(s) that arent generally known about the Tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil and Tree of life (i.e. TokG&E and ToL). They for some, will be very surprising, astonishing, remarkable, overwhelming and/or startling facts.

PS: Go easy with my bud buddy please.

Okay then. I'm waiting

Magnoliaa:



But you know if you actually focus on God, you are focusing on yourself,
inward.

The Bible reveals things about man (you), so when you read more of it, study it more - it changes you. You become better. See yourself in a new light. See yourself as a child of God and your sense of self-worth and -esteem will be so 'high,' unshakable.

I seriously doubt if you know what the Bible means by 'SELF'

pressplay411:


You have spoken with deep insight and Wisdom.
Thanks for sharing.
I pray God delivers us all from Self, that we may Acknowledge Him in all our ways, not leaning on our own Understanding but on The Spirit and Word of God in Jesus name. Amen.

God bless you my brother.

budaatum:
Was Christ too doing devil when he asked if you know not you are gods?

Ignore my posts just like I do yours.

Hmmm. This Jesusjnr guy is a serious loony case o.

The Muslims are saying he is wrong. The Christians are saying he is wrong, but he says all of them are wrong, only him is right.

Lord have mercy and deliver this soul from satan.

pressplay411:


What amazes me is that all this epistle was just to tell us that the fruit of knowledge Adam and Eve ate was Sex?

That has always been one of the several speculations of its allegorical implications by interpretation of theological scholars.
But the fallibility in this argument is that the scriptures says Eve ate the fruit first before offering it to Adam.
Hence, unless she was asexual or masturbating, then the argument is flawed.

Knowledge is in fact a term the scriptures uses to describe sex. Knowledge is also in fact sexual, hence Sapiosexuals.
But the sin was not that they had sex, but they disobeyed God's instruction. Sex is clearly not the sin. Disobeying God's instruction has always been what sin is.

Sex between two couples married to each other isn't sin. Sex outside marriage is what is sin.

Mr bros, the tree of knowledge of good and evil symbolizes the belief that Intelligence, knowledge and Wisdom comes from ourselves. When Man begins to see himself as the originator of his Wisdom and knowledge, he won't have any need to depend on God. He becomes God.

That's what satan meant when he told them, "Your eyes shall be opened and you shall be like God".


Meaning, you shall no longer need God for you wld become God looking inward instead of outward.
Depending on the wisdom claiming it's yours. Telling yourself that all you achieved is by your power. Taking the glory for yourself. Praising yourself for all you do. Probably even telling yourself that you gave yourself life and health.


Be Careful of any philosophy which tells you to look inward. believe in yourself. Believe in your abilities. That's is the devil telling you exactly what he told Eve.

Very soon we wld read 'Jesusjnr is a serial killer now. that wld give you a better publicity.

dingbat

Your reply here alone proves your unchristian character. I wonder the kind of church you shepherd.
It was after he left you knew he was preaching the gospel of demons.
You're a hypocrite bro.
May God heal you of your bitterness.
You won't hear from me again.

Oh Ooo, this coward committed suicide. lol.

shadeyinka:

Every thread on NL has a terminal post. I'm willing to wait a little more hoping that this is a satire from jesusjnr

Okay sir. wait on.

MuttleyLaff:
"²⁷A worthless man digs up evil, while his words are like scorching fire.
²⁸A perverse man spreads strife, and a slanderer separates intimate friends."
- Proverbs 16:27

This is a good lesson for all, that we all should be careful with what seeds we allow to take root in the garden of your heart. Not all seeds, bear good fruit, and this can be seen, to be the case with our resident self-proclaimed prophet, "His Eminence" jesusjnr.

"Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth,
but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace to the hearers.
(i.e. Let no corrupt word proceed out of your mouth,
but what is good for necessary edification, that it may impart grace to the hearers)"
- Ephesians 4:29

Seems you dont believe Shepherd00 that all these jesusjnr corrupt communication and corrupt word are beforehand well thought out plans and actions of someone no more having full and total control of his mind. He is an android tool in the devil's workshop

My good sir, the evidence is clear.

shadeyinka:

I hope this is a wild joke from you. If it is, please stop it before it gets out of hand.

Qur'an: Allah has no son
Bible: Jehovah has a son

Qur'an: Jesus wasn't crucified, neither did He die
Bible: Jesus died and rose from the dead

Qur'an: Salvation is by good works and religion
Bible: Salvation by Grace through Faith

Qur'an: Paradise is for sex, wine and revelries
Bible: Paradise is full of worship of Him who was and is and is to come

Hadith: Jesus will come back to break all the crosses(convert all Christians to Islam)
Bible: Jesus is coming back to judge the earth

Qur'an: Mary, mother of Jesus is the sister of Aaron
Bible: Mariam is the sister of Aaron

Note:
Mohamed's father's name is Abdallah (meaning, servant of Allah). Is this Allah different from Mohamed's Allah?

If you know just a little Islam, you would have rejected the "unholy revelation" knowing that satan often parades himself as an being of light.



There are far much more than these.
Be like the Berean Christians!

You are wasting your time. This person has had an agenda long before he registered his account in Nairaland. For 17 years he has been preaching for satan but boldly confessing that it has been the Lord.

It is not by self proclamation we know people, it's by their fruits.

Praivit:



Your reply here alone proves your unchristian character. I wonder the kind of church you shepherd.
It was after he left you knew he was preaching the gospel of demons.
You're a hypocrite bro.
May God heal you of your bitterness.
You won't hear from me again.

A.son of a.demon Worshipper thinks his response means anything to me. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Why are you attacking me oh ye demon worshipper?
what is wrong in saying someone sounds like another person?

Demon possessed cub.

Praivit:

I followed that thread by enthronedbyGod and you were one of the people who pretended to be on his side, the moment he deactivated you started attacking him which made you a hypocrite.

No, I didn't attack him, if I ever said anything contrary, it was against his doctrines and how he presented them. Servants of God preach the gospel not demons.

Again, the only reason you are throwing these stones at me is because I said EnthronedbyGod is the same as Bodydialect. Did I say EnthronedbyGod is a criminal who steals and rapes people? Why are you so mad if you are not demonized? Do you know that rage is an indication of demon possession?

Does, Issac saying 'The body of Esau but the voice of Jacob insult to Esau?

If I say you look or sound like this person wld that be an insult to you?
Why all the hate because of this? Are you possessed?

Who is the hypocrite, he who sees errors and points them out or he who sees them and pretends they not there because of fear of attacks from wolves like you?

Praivit:

You attacked him because of your hatred for Jesusjnr, which makes you full of hate.
You also pretended to love him meanwhile you were actually envious.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Wow how old is this wolf cub?
I pretended to love or hate who?

I am envious of Jesusjnr? Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh. my belle ooo. What is in Jesusjnr for someone to be envious of? His delusions or that he is a false teacher that everyone in Nairaland is against?

You are so dumb it wld be an insult to your clan of dumb people if I equate you to them.

Praivit:

Lastly you're very proud, because Okcornel also accused you of being the one that accused Jesusjnr of being the homosexual guy,but he apologised the moment you corrected him, you did thesame thing and when you were corrected instead of apologising you went on the defensive.

You are a stupid kid with Bipolar syndrome. Go and see a doctor. Be healed in Jesus name.

Praivit:

The people who you have been accusing are far better than you in all ramifications.

Yes, they are. Are you happy now?
Now get out.

Praivit:

What concerns God doesn't in anyway concern you cos of it did you and your cohorts won't have destroyed that beautiful thread with your show of shame. You have also come here to discredit the testimonies here with your envy but you failed.

Are your parents demonic devil worshippers? is that why you are so mad that his activities were thwarted here? Demons possessed wld want to turn Jesus discussion to satanic discussion not so?

Well, it was stopped go and kill yourself.

Praivit:

Get that old man in you crucified Mr shepherd and stop disgracing Christ with your attitude.

What wld you a Wolfy cub know about Christ?
Here you are insulting, quarrelling and fighting those who insist that Jesus should be preached instead of demons.

You and your demon worshipping friends wld rather that demons be preached instead of Jesus, but pretend you represent Christ. Don't you know that he that is called of Christ speaks the word of God, not demons?

You need a special kind of deliverance.

Now, get lost inside your native doctor Father's shrine and chant some incarnations to demons.

expert234:

Lol. You keep on quoting and quoting. In your eyes now, you think you have knowledge, abi?

But, you said no true muslim wld kill a Christian so I gave you koranic verses that commands Muslims to kill Christians. Have you now seen that any true muslim who does not kill Christians is not a true muslim?

expert234:

Do you know how many times the Bible also preaches destruction against people who are of different beliefs? Hope you won't deceive yourself that the Bible didn't command the destruction of unbelievers too?

As simple as it gets, pls mention instances where you have heard or seen Christian militia walking into mosques or Muslim homes shouting 'Jesus is Lord' while they blow the places up, or shoot people or burn them to dead.

I need Time, places and and the names of the Christian groups.

expert234:

Imagine the rubbish you said about food for children not for dogs! What a shame. What manner of spiritual arrogance and blindness! So anyone who isn't a member of your church is a dog?! No wonder many so-called Christians will end up in hell.

Lol. Shey your father dey leave to pay your school fees but pays for the vagabonds who cause trouble in your neighborhood? Food is Children's bread, not for dogs. if E pain you, quarrel with Jesus Christ.

expert234:

Those Muslims that help others, don't they have their own responsibilities too?

Lol. You know what amazes me? I have never seen or heard that a Christian is pretending to be a Muslim, but why does Muslims especially the Yoruba Muslims keep pretending to be Christians? immediately they begin talking we discover their lies.

Why didn't you go to the mosque to beg for school fees? why did you go to the church? You heard that the Church is where people go to collect money abi?

expert234:

You need urgent deliverance from Spiritual Arrogance.

You wouldn't know what Spiritually is, not to talk of how one can be arrogance in the spirit. The truth is bitter my friend, deal with it.

expert234:

Calling yourself a Christian doesn't make you a Christian. "By their fruits you shall know them". I think you need to go through 1Corinthians 13 and Matthew 25:35-46. I doubt, however, if your spiritual arrogance will allow you to read those bible verses.

All I needed to show you is that, you can't serve YHWH and still hold on to another god, that wld mean fornication.
You jumped in to prove to me that one can join both gods and still be acceptable by YHWH abi?

You are a fornicator.


I'm done here.

expert234:

Lols. You are allowing emotion and half-information to control you.

Lol, this is your excuse? lame.

expert234:

Any Muslim you see attacking a Christian is not a true Muslim; such is a fake Muslim. True Muslims that understand the Quran will never attack a Christian because a true Muslim believes in the Sanctity of human life.

May be you shd explain this koranic verses to yourself because I understand them better.

Quran 2:19;193[And kill them Wherever find them and turn them out from where they have turn you out[/b]

Quran 47:3-4 Those who disbelief follow falsehood but those who believe follow the truth, so, when you meet them in jihad smite them at their necks till when you have wounded and killed them, then bind a bond firmly on them and take them as slaves. if it had been Allah's will, he himself could have plundered them, but he lets you fight to test you.

Quran 61:4 Surely allah loves those who fight in his way

Quran 2:244 Then fight in the case if Allah, and know that allah careth and knows all things

Quran 4:89 Take no friends from their ranks until they flee on the way of allah. but if they refuse seize them and kill them wherever you find them and take them not as friends and do not accept their help.
these are not Bible verses buy koran and allah is the one talking there not Jesus.

expert234:

Any Muslim that attacks others based on religion is not a true Muslim, but a terrorist mascurading as a Muslim.

according to koran any Muslim who does not kill for allah I'd fake Muslim and will not enter paradise.

Every true koran believing Muslim is a terrorist because he wld practice what is there.

expert234:

Muslims had offered me help on several occasions without even bothering to ask about my religion. They only saw another human being in need of help and they helped me without even asking for my name, my church, my religion, my tribe or any such mundane things.

And that makes them what?

expert234:

I remember going to several churches in akure when I was a student in FUTA. I was in dire need of financial help to finance my education; will it interest you to know that these churches turned me back, especially because I wasn't a member of their churches?

If everyone student went to church to collect money for their education wld there be a Church standing anywhere?
Wld it interest you to know that it's church which sponsored me in the University? And a lot of students are under their scholarship scheme. You don't just walk up to a church and ask for money.
There's a reason why we have families both physical and Covenant. Do you imagine that a family wld have sons and daughters who needs to pay school fees but wld rather give the money out to a stranger who walks Into their house? No, even Jesus said, 'Bread is for children not for dogs'.
If you have a family both biological or Covenant, you call them.

expert234:

This is to tell you that even some Muslims are closer to the dictates of the Holy Bible than many Christians.

You have no idea what you are talking about.

jesusjnr:
Allah is the Almighty God!

https://www.nairaland.com/5444282/koran-tongues-during-prayer-midnight

Allah is the Almighty God?
Didn't I say it? Only Muslims and false teachers hates Apostle Paul. This man has started his manifestation.


Elymas the sorcerer.

amyblessed:


I'm so sorry bro, I always thought I was conversing with a true believer that knows and believes the Bible, but I can see I was wrong in my assumption. Didnt you know why he could not lead them to the promised land? Are you a Bible believer or a Muslim, because I'm getting confused concerning your faith.
Moses sinned against God, though he repented of it, and God forgave him, but He told him he wont enter the promised land, and God ordained his deputy Joshua who later led the children of Isreal to the promised land.
Please stop arguing blindly because it wont do you any good and it wont change the Bible either.

Welcome to the club. You Have also seen what I saw when I called him an Apostate.
Jesusjnr said Moses failed in his assignment. Okay oo.