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MrHealth:
Hmmm...

Nigeria is gone.

But do you know what I heard yesterday?

I heard some guys are getting married with N20K Monthly Salary in this same Nigeria

Somebody should please pour cold water on me. I won faint

Guy you just dey make me laugh since morning with this your comments

Welcome to Nigeria a lifeless dirty country with unreasonable jobless youths who have found solace and comfort in different social crimes, a country where they don't recognize or praise anything legit, a country that worship money doesn't care about the source. A country where majority of the population look so poor, Malnourished, hungry and looking hopelessness. A country where 90% of the youths are dreaming to leave and never return. A country where graduates and PHD holders are doing menial jobs to survive. All what you will see on the streets are hungry malnourished security officers who are desperate to sabotage you even when you're trying to prove innocent along with underpaid public servant which their living wage can't take them home. Their labour force have suffered from previous incessant strikes and most corrupt country ruined by selfish greedy leaders who are pampering and nursing terrorists, giving excuse to their atrocities committed, who only knows how to borrow dollars and loot everything, who rely on oil to finance it's deteriorating with incessant highy inflated economy and a weaken Naira more useless than a toilet tissue paper!!

Initial gra gra!!

Olu of Warri go still marry another set of new wives because African Kings don't usually stay with one woman, fucking one pussy for years. A king must Bleep different kind of soft pussy in his beautiful palace condo

In Nigeria, if there is no community clashes there will be religious clashes if there is no religion clashes there will be ethnic clashes if there is no ethnic clashes there will be tribal clashes if there is no tribal clashes there will be regional clashes if there is no regional clashes there will be clashes from people speaking different languages living together in the same community. Are we the only multi ethnical and diverse country in the world? How do we always love killing and maiming each other? Nigeria is cursed!!!

If me and Arin the Lord of the Ring girl were nakedly locked up in a room I can bet you that my dick will not stand up. Mere looking at her piercing face is so disgusting and irritating!!
I wonder who will take this one home as a wife to meet his mother.
Nonsense!!

spiceadole:
Post your mother's pic@ 52.
That's the best comparison

Post your own mother too Eeeediot

At 52 still looking sexy while somewhere in West Africa ladies at their early 30s have grown pot belly with saggy breast.

What is the meaning of imbecilic

Those parents or any student who are typing rubbish about the Man on this thread are corrupt in mind and heart. We all wants a clean Nigeria free from corruption but we always find it difficult to play our own part. Many who are saying the Man is a Taliban are pained because he denied them their illegal ways of outsmarting the system.
You better get prepared, go and read ahead or else you will be hosting jamb every damn year.
Please don't quote me. I'm already a Graduate

I don't have anything to say this early Sunday morning.

nurain150:
Welcome to the land of frustration and debugging

The frustrating part in programming will make you horn for more except that you're a lazy type and got tired after some months. This thing will make you become a better programmer

urobodoski419:
One thing I noticed also is the limits on links and emojis , plus no way to directly message or have a conversation with other nairalanders . The site is suffering from neglect , even Seun Osewa's personal blog has not been updated in centuries

Nairaland should have An Android app and IOS app, Video based App, change this old user interface to something modern related to today's social media platform like application of material design, graphics for websites, website animation, open GL, Google Twitter Facebook authentication sign up, dark mode and light mode for Nairaland, Exo player and a lot more. We all visit Reddit Quora Instagram Telegram Facebook YouTube Twitter and even the latest Tik Tok, did you know Tik Tok is now challenging Facebook and YouTube? Please find out and we know how all these platforms have really added something spectacular to their platform and increase user experience.

Those platform bring new ideas new ways new strategy on how millions of people can connect, share moment send messages to their lives ones.
Facebook will soon introduce Facebook Metaverse too that is another huge development to the giant social media company

tensazangetsu20:
I have debunked this countless times. Web development is not saturated and can never ever be. The guys who parade themselves as web developers are just wordpress theme installers. They can't even build those themes from scratch neither do they know how to modify it. It's so annoying and a lot of younglings are believing this crap and web development is not easy. Do you know what it takes to build websites like Google and Facebook complete with frontend and backend functionalities. You think it's beans.

As for people you see learning IT skills, we just make it easy for every hundred that venture into it only five will become successful. It's not as easy as being talked about here.

Just like Some Nigerians will go on Facebook to make Ads on Websites Design using already made themes and Elementor drag and drop to build websites claiming they have build a website an attempt to deceive gullible people.
Application and Website development is not an easy task you can do just a week or months, it takes several years with a lot of experiences and work.
Understanding the basics of a programming language should be priority

What is the work of this guy? where he dey work? what business does he has apart from been the Presidential Son?

European should come back to Africa and begin another new trans Atlantic Slave trade

Their brains always return to default mode after leaving office. Why can't he talk about this when he was still in office? Nonsense!!!

airsaylongcome:
I hope you don't come back to say you were scammed o. Development of software is a mentally tasking endeavour and people should be paid well for doing that (or any job dey do actually).
Your budget is quite small for the task you have in mind

You get what you pay for

Leave him Sometimes Nigerians deserve what the got. Someone wants to build an Application of 10K.. I just dey laugh. After duping him now he will come back here to cry like a baby

While in Nigeria we are talking about cows and banditry

Wedding Venue in Kano Traffic Jam in Abuja. OP what's happening I yam not understanding

Abeg which company the guy yussuf dey work except from been a President Son??

Even if Buhari want to go for 3rd term Some mumu living in the North will still vote for him. Except that grand style wedding venue all I see is poor mal nurished illiterate Hausa/Fulani people everywhere in the North

Criticizing Buhari is the only achievement this Benue Man can boost of.

Political Nonsense!!!!

Some ladies in Nigeria are CDS project

But wait sheyb many people are saying the majority of Afghans want the Taliban to come to power so what is now happening?

Na so one female corper for my PPA here dey force herself on me con dey ask me money for food money for hair money for transport on top my 33K and she dey collect her own ooooo. Me wey be say I Sabi where she dey go I quickly cut any offer for assistance boyfriend I bon her side for weeks she con dey tell me say she dey fight me. Hmmm, whatever I don't care. Oooh I don't want your pussy. Please dey your dey make I dey my dey.
Since I no welcome that idea, she no even come my house con call me say make we dey go PPA together again.

Beckysexy:
Nawa o

Nigerian mentality

So, because you're using iPhone means you can't be broke at some certain stages ?


But we ladies matter tire me sef. How can you be using iPhone 12 and still be asking for urgent 2K instead of urgent 20K ?

Na dem see them na dem birds of the same!!!!!!!!! please complete it