₦airaland Forum

psalmsmiles:
your dick isn`t what you`re supposed to work on, your self-esteem is.

Bukasint:
*Pastor Bastin 2020 Prophecies*

1. I see SARS killing innocent Nigerian

2. Ogun State will maintain it's RAPE Capital of Nigeria

3. Husband will kill wife.

4. Wife will kill husband.

5. A prominent politician will die.

6. Plane crash will happen in the world.

7. Herdsmen will kill farmers.

8. Nigerian married celebrity will divorce

9. Police will kill guys back from Club.

10. Church pastor will do fake miracles.

11. Boyfriend will use girlfriend for ritual.

12. Pastors will ride more expensive cars.

13. Boko-Haram will strike again.

14. House maid would be maltreated by madam.

15. God will surprise the broken hearted.

16. Lassa Fever will breakout in the North.

17. Father will sleep with daughter.

18. Fuel tanker will fall and catch fire

19. Market will be brunt.

20. Yahoo boys will die

21. Musicians will crash and burst into each other

22. Fuel will increase in price

23. MTN will lose customers

24. Bobrisky will shake Nigerians.

25. Sex tape would be released.

26. Condom will burst during sex.

27. People will cry and say why did I vote Buhari.

28. More Marlians will emerge

29. Big Brother Nigeria will hold and more sex

30. Jesus Christ will shocked and say so this is the people I died for.

Wiseandtrue:
All from the North

I hope they are not replaced with terrorist that would aid the islamization of Nigeria

Just thinking out loud

englishmart:
1.Jesus is the only way to God, John 14:6
This invariably means those who don't believe in Jesus have no business in heaven.
Christians worldwide have an estimated population of 2.4billion people
Islam records an estimate of 1.9 billion adherents, Hindu has an estimated 1.1bn adherents. The remaining world's population have their own beliefs which includes atheism.
If Jesus is the only way to God, what happens to those who don't believe in him? Hell? Well, the Bible suggests so.

2. There are a lot of complications and contradictory remarks in the Bible- a verse says don't drink, another says "Drink for your stomach sake", or "Do not drink wherein excess."
Malachi 3:10 a famous Bible verse on tithing speaks about bringing your tithe to the storehouse (church, maybe)
Deuteronomy 14:22-26 says otherwise, it says "you should drink and be merry with your tithe". I'm seriously beginning to doubt the credibility of the Bible. Maybe the translators' fault or God told writers different stories on the same issue. Read Matthew, Mark, Luke and John's account of Jesus and see real contradictions.

3. Does God answer prayers? Well, I'm not really sure about that. Someone might be suffering from malaria, the person takes drugs and still prays, the drugs work, but the person thanks God. Or a successful surgical operation, instead of thanking the doctor, they thank God. Some illnesses that would have been treated led to deaths because a certain congregation who were supposed to take the ill persons to the hospital, circled around praying. Faith without work isn't it still dead?
I remember when I had stomach ulcer, it was really terrible, I prayed and made several promises to God that if He took away the ulcer, I'd drink no more alcohol and will be more devout in worshipping Him. That didn't solve anything though, I stopped drinking and took to taking my drugs more seriously. Weeks later, I was well. I returned to drinking and after a few months, the ulcer resurfaced. That was when I realized I really needed to quit drinking. Prayers wouldn't have solved that issue.
I spent 80% of 2019 at home because of my misgivings about God's existence.
I really wish I could be convinced about God's existence because I'm not even happy to be away from Church because of the views of friends and family.

4. Children of God, or so called children of God tend to suffer more tribulations, hard times and desperate moments, a lot of them scream "Vanity upon Vanity" when secular people live in luxury or spend extravagantly. God tends to turn his back on those who worship Him especially when they need Him most.
The 1933 Holocaust and mass murder of Jews to the tone of 6m was a clear indication that God turns His eyes against His people
Repulsive comments are highly welcome
Nice to share with us your view on religious beliefs
First I am a religious follower. In this thread, I wish to seek for your favor, time and knowledge to be getting in touch with you so that I, personally can learn from you
It would be with gratitude if this request is been considered.
Regards

Eartquake1:
All these Islamic fools

Na dem go still carry Sharia for head

Kennitrust:
Isn't that part of Muslim north where man and woman are not allow to sit down together?


Lol hypocritical Muslim

Dobson43:
From what you just wrote, I must say, you need that education. Your comprehension and expression skills are weak.

Dobson43:
I ask you again. Which education beats these benefits How is education equals to phone used in type in your words nonsense? Was Honda, Toyota and other inventors educated? There is something about these education that restricts Creatvity. Get that part understood. Understand a point of view before getting derailed

Dobson43:
That's the problem with people who jump into conclusion. Please among the elite billionaires the world over, how many of them are professors albeit PhD holders?

Dobson43:



Back in the days, fathers considered their sons' as no good when they played football in the past.

Where are those fathers now? Which education beats these benefits?

Isinweke:
Where to find criminals

writefreely:
Edo is not Lagos or Abuja or Kogi... That's all I will say to you.

donbachi:
The rice no sweet sef...could taste it from here...the meat be like donkey and horse meat.

vibewithme:
So this one is what you're calling zombies? Nigeria is so behind in many aspects.

dolphinife:
educated illiterates

kuljayms1:
The things you tell yourself so you can sleep at night.... Peace out

Bonapart:
Isla-ma-bad

TooMuchStuff:
Another Terrorist Breeding Facility in Senegal.

ORIENTATION101:
Buhari- Dzino u re in za chamber today. Za last time I was here to fresent ze budget u were screaming at the top of your voice.


Dino melaye-. Baba rankadede sir. It was uncle saraki that I should shout and disturb ur presentation last year sir. Since u have dealt with him ,I am now loyal to you sir.


Dss Guy - God save you (Dino) today say Na inside Senate chamber we dey .you for go join sowore for inside Dss underground cell now.

GogobiriLalas:
President = Malo Senate President = Malo CJN = Malo

Cryomancer:
The problems of the country are praying to God to help them solve the problem of the country.... See confusion sha?

Tomorrow CAN will also hold their own prayers too, for God to solve the problems we created ourselves.

Afterwards, everybody goes back to their evil, sentimental, bigoted and selfish ways and be expecting God to heal the country.

DevilhimseIf:
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thunder scatter buhari Insha'Allah Amin

dangotesmummy:
Op is in very sifiaaa pains.E pain am sotey he go research about the history of Indomie

Actually when people refer to any individual as an indomie generation,it means the person is young,naieve and ignorant of WHAT HE SHOULD KNOW OR IS EXPECTED TO KNOW

You know how millennials are.young,dumb, entitled,lazy yet they always think they're smarter than king Solomon.those are what characterize indomie generation


Then again you know indomie is just 2 minutes?,they want to do/have everything fast without taking the patience to go through the process and learn

Bottom line sha is that anyone that has childish behaviour or displays little knowledge of history and it shows is what they call indomie generation.for example if I am discussing with a friend and I say I enjoy the music syncro system and millennials interject and say who sang syncro system or who sang redemption song, or doesn't know that once upon a time in Nigerian history MTN SIM or mobile phones were only used by the elites and mercedes Benz were only used by big boys or rich men's kids to woo girls on campus.i'Il quickly know this one is an indomie generation child

One of the indomie generation child is below me.he just proved my point aptly of the reasoning and characteristics of an indomie generation

And yes the society was better then because we could leave our kids with neighbors and go to the market without fear of anything.anyone that tries it now,na sorry be him name,we could close our doors without padlocking or fencing it yet nobody will steal our stuffs

We could buy stuffs from market women and drop the money on the wares and whenever the owner of the product comes she will pick her money because people lived with CONTENTMENT AND MODESTY

Those days you could take 100 naira to the market and stock up your kitchen to the brim because food was cheap.eggs were 10 Naira,small coke was 15 Naira and the big one was 25 naira

With 30naira you can enter molue from mile 2 to festac

Festac was a peaceful, tranquil and safe haven before it became a den of pickpockets,armed robbers,kidnappers and Yahoo boys. you can go to a relaxation joint with just 500 naira and buy drinks and pepper soup to your satisfaction even as late as 2am and you are safe.if you walk around festac by 11.54 you will be sorry for yourself.infact by 7pm shop owners are closing when it was even at that time faaji was getting started

Never did I know festac will deteriorate to the level it is now

Those days you will beg,stalk and write several letters before you can manage to see a woman's cleavage.female nudity was rare but now you can meet a girl in tfc,buy her meat pie and in the twinkle of an eye you have bleeped her without much effort

Now men don't have to leave their house before they order for vagina online and the vagina will be brought to their doorsteps with just online booking

Millennials,I hope you can now understand why the older generation are irritated with your ways and lifestyle of how you do your things.not that the older generation were saints or perfect but they do things with tact and discretion.now no single taste again

We also went to night club.they call one of the night clubs 11.45.i don't know whether it's still being operated? Even in the club they were sexy in our own standard of sexy then o but not naked or in colourful rags and bogus wigs and heinous make-up

Those days you could put rice of 20naira and egg 10naira into the flask of a child to school but now it is indomie they put in their food flask to school

You need to watch music videos of the 80s and 90s then compare it with the olamides,davido,dammy Krane,tiwa savage etc,then you'll understand my point and the level of deterioration



Even club girls those days had to be begged for several months or sometimes years to see the colour of her pant but these days even church girls,to enter her pant no go reach 2weeks

Then by 10pm TV station closed.it was just nta we had it will show different colours of lines before it closes and the TV shows were edifying not the ones kids cannot even watch.millenials don't even know the difference between family soap operas/family drama and soft porn

All our own entertainment didn't pass

Everyday people
Family circle
Super story
Passion
Second chance
Gardner's daughter
Secret of the sand
And nta news.but now go to MTV naked video vixens,trace,naked women, everywhere nudity and sex

Also teenagers getting pregnant was a serious abomination,they were ostracized and the parents shamed so parents really monitored their kids till they got to university.its not like now ss2 boy will be fucking jss3 girl inside the school toilet or at the back of principals office

Meanwhile the kid below me makes me laugh

If you want to recreate the old times,you can go and buy egg for 10 Naira or tell conductor you are going to mile two from agboju bustop.when you get into the bus,give him 30 naira and come back and tell me your experience

You can go to idumota and buy 6yards of original hollandise material for 1500 naira
You can do night party in ikorodu and stay there with your friends throughout the night,them come back to share your experiences

You can spend 3 thousand naira to do a big parlour birthday party with your friends
Take your kids to amusement park in Ikeja and buy candy floss for them 150 naira

Go to the saloon and do washing and setting for 150 naira


You can enter a cab from mile2 to idumota for 2 thousand naira

You can make Sunday rice and stew for 200naira that will feed the entire family and church visitors

You can buy expression attachment for 350naira and braid it for 700 naira
You can buy chewing gum for 3 ....2 naira,50kobo


You can buy pink oil for 70naira
Talking about music, the millennials have zero taste , power, substance and lyrics when it comes to music.nothing to gain, inspire or provoke deep thoughts from music like back in the days.their song no pass your bombom is driving me crazy,idi Araba,epon todun ,o'ndomilataro komajekinsun.

No let me open Una Yash finish o

That's just a taste of the iceberg,no put hand for my mouth o

Badboibipo:
Theres this teenage girl I had to warn verbally to stop staring at me because it was weird and she kept trying to get my attention everytime till I couldn't take it anymore. Imagine, someone that's still in secondary school..so the parents will come lock me up in prison abi? Tufia