₦airaland Forum

DEEBOZZ:
All the best to my gallant superiors!
As a final year student of (Nigeria Police Academic),
I pray I surpasses their achievement in the next few years .

Good wishes.

NoTimeZone:
A short story
A child does bad
Public: leave em he/she is still a child

A child becomes an adult, does more bad
Public: dont touch em, he is an adult, just advise and pray

Adult commits felony
Public: blames the parents for pampering the child
Moral lesson:public is a hypocrite

Good observation

Righteousness89:
HOLY BIBLE ( Kings James version with Commentary or Jimmy Swaggart Expository Bible..)

This is will make Him or Her to calm down and Reflect on life and the need to prepare for Eternity..

He/She will Appreciate you more than any other thing you wanna give..

Good right.....
You reminds me of the Mighty swaggart and Deedat.

YxCEc2kUDRp2RWy:
1. The folly of Transsion users

From your name: Yxc...; I know se u be computer man. Na only real dammm nigggar de understand you

Racoon:
Meanwhile, the goatee-wearing fanatic is using religion to deceive gullible and helpless almajiris.

You are more of his belief and the the north. Take it easy, both will outlive you and the generation of whoever you think will comes beneath you

olaboy33:
This is US holding protests with more than 100,000 deaths from corona virus, yet no one is saying anything, no hiked panic.

Purely overhyped virus, malaria is more dangerous than the virus.

Virus that causes lose of taste and smell for just one week and that's all.

I weep for Africa's economy.

Follow follow no dey pay.

Good of it

daddytime:
Deadly shiit

But my family get the anti-venom and treatment. Sadly, religion and age prevented me from asking to be shown the herbs those days in the village.

Therefore you are been forced onto your belief in as much you can't make use of something that is necessary for your health without religious intercession

Capsule101:
Why will anyone do dat

Sometimes a person maybe carried far away (as we nowadays lack concentration in salats) and thinks he is praying alone.

bro4u:
They've ruled this country more than any other region, they own most of the oil wells, they've got massive land at their disposal, they've got hard-working people when it comes to Agriculture, they have all it takes to make their region great, but unfortunately religion and illiteracy won't let them attain it. So unfortunate

Modified: Don't be deceived, southern leaders were not consulted, they're only trying to justify Abacha's loot and share part of the guilt to southerners.

Unfortunately illiteracy won't let them attain it. So unfortunate.
Please take note

tosinntoyin:
Dear all,

I really need an advice. I currently work with one of the Nigerian banks. My monthly take home is about 450k and quite good. My major problem right now is that I have just been transferred from a Branch at one end of Lagos to another end of Lagos. All efforts to convince my boss to deploy me to a closer branch has proved abortive.

Going to work daily right now is a very difficult especially during this raining season and covid 19th period. I spend roughly 3-4 hours on the road when going to work and back home.

I am currently raising my kids on my own right now and dont know how I would manage when school resumes. Before now I drop them off on my way to work in the morning and my friend picks them up to her house in the afternoon till I get back.

I currently have a savings of 2million and would love to start a biz( I dont know what kind) as am comptemplating resigning and start a biz instead so that I can have time for my kids and not die due to stress

Please i really need advice for you all.

>Wtf!!! Guessed you have more than what you have mentioned here.
>The patient dog eats the fattest bone!
>In this difficult situation of unemployment, don't files for resignation.
> Simple put: solve the distance barrier btwn your resident, working place and your children school
> Whatsoever business you are to involves is uncertain

Orezy5:
Not true

Then counterbalance it. Period

lookingfly:
I jacked my life out for 6 yrs for this school though very sweet school but if you be party rider, no come ooo.....na just book!!!, one of the things i missed till date is constant light and wifi! Security bam for Zaria, no fear.....we far your back.

Correct!

Norphiee:
Now

2, 29, 30, 40, 75 or 98 years

akinreals:
I thought Muslims don't stop their prayers no matter what is happening during the prayer time? Because of ordinary snake now, you people stopped your prayer abruptly? Buhari must hear this

Safety first! Anywhere anytime. No matter religious belief

Ugwumagala:
Muhammedians are the only terrorists the world know.

If you're a Muhammedian then you're a terrorist or potential terrorist

Muhammad and his followers really succeeded. They have planned and aimed at terrorizing the world. They did and doing so. Indeed an achievement no any terrorist organization can ever achieve again.
Another greatest fact is that they are relevant in all time and generation since their rise.

America, (The Almighty) and its allies can NEVER wipe them out: a promise made by the owner and protector of this terrorist group!

Good morning

Neef2018:
I am fully based in Dubai and even despite been a church boy, I think the Islamic banking system needs to be accepted globally.
Or better still, maybe our pastors can fear God and use their billions to create something better than this...which I totally DOUBT
Nearly all the projects excuted in Dubai came from money borrowed from ADIB, RAK, and the Islamic development bank.
These banks don't charge interest! They only partner with you and collect their money back while maintaining about 1-10% of the ownership of the business depending on how much loan you want. THIS MEANS, they will ONLY borrow you money if your business is feasible and they can benefit on the long run from part of the profit you make for a limited amount of time.
My father has a business in Eleme, and he's paying an interest of 25% to a microfinance bank! This microfinance is owned by one of the strong church leaders he attends oh!
Simply because of covid19, his account is now showing debit, because he couldn't pay...I mean, this bank owned by a Christain didnt even care that my father's business was shut down, they kept texting, calling and even visited him at home. They have been eyeing his Pathfinder Jeep, and discussing its value right there infront of my father. Meaning my father wont be paying 2.5million for the 2 million naira he borrowed, if care is not taken he will have to pay roughly 2.75million or 3million by the end of the year. And he has already paid 1 million before the pandemic! Can you imagine!!! The parasitic banks in Nigeria are destroying the economy by killing small businesses! They prefer giving money out to government and politicians. Anyways, kudos to Umahi for seeing beyond the religious BS. Since the church is ONLY interested in reopening so they can continue doing magic shows and collecting tithes from their members, I think a serious leader won't mind engaging a far more sincere and positive religious institution even if it isnt christain-based.
I think i will open an account with one of this islamic bank sef once im around. I don't give a damn what any Christain thinks or say about Islamic banking, it is the most humane financial institution in the world!

Be man of your thought/words. Well said.

Melezenawii:
I am teaching you finance, but you don't want to learn. Some people paid thousands of dollars to get what I am teaching you.

Good of it. Thumb up

Kelemath:
At least it won't look like that of Muhammedians the descendants of Prophet Muhammad the greatest terrorist ever liveth

Of the whole world terrorists, Muhammad comes first. That is a blessing indeed. He has succeeded due to his reputation. You cant do without mentioning his name likwise you can NEVER do good or bad things to outnumbered his utterances forever and ever!

johnkey:
I hate royalty, I've never bowed to any king and i will make sure I avoid any situation that'll change that. All men are born equal.
Modified: keep your negative opinions to yourself if you wish you can go ahead prostrating at every palace you pass, but I'm not born to worship any man born of a woman. Capiche?

Keep it up!

Amotekun777:
Kyari must fall into that age group too, abi? Olofo!

Thunder fire your generations.

Read it further, the answer is there

larion:
Absent

Dude was absent for Maths and English.... and the rest result was that poor, yet all he got was slaps.

I think the daddy should be summoned for under beating the boy...Haibo!!

Badooo

Op, is it because you are female? The title should be: "High protein content in the heart, lungs and other part of the body that make them vulnerable to coronavirus"

CoronaVirusPro:
Wow!

Th trend has gotten to Canada too.

This is not an act of terrorism. Just add Suleman to the name and terrorism will be the subject of attack.

And if he was black, you would have read his whole history on one page linking him to gangs and drugs

But now, The best they will tell you is that he has mental issues

I don't know your faith; I am a Muslim and I like your comments

kalvoken:
I wish am a sniper(not the liquid one though)

I would have helped a lot in Saving Nigeria. Many old men need to go back to their maker for the betterment of the nation

Based on your intention, am wishing you the very best of luck

ghettokid1:
GOOD NEWS

Becausebit spreading in the North or what. Remember the Almighty USA were not spared

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Stay in my Santum( inner room where you huzzle only)
My bombing and learning of programming continue
Drink some alcohol and drag enough tie. Try to finish writing my book tittled "the criminality in every human"

Then probably try to investigate something and show the world that Corona viruse is not from Wuhan
That viruse is from Italy(Napoli) and it started there in August/ September last year.
Because am in contact with the person that recovered from that viruse around August in Napoli ( Naples). Even another health practitioner in Campania ( Italy) can attest to it.

I don't know if China can pay me because anything when nor go put money for my pocket i nor dey do amz

Dam nigg...... Dam it!

Ijeleigbo:
Eko o ni baje oh!!!!
My fellow Lagosians, you shall all survive!!!!
And to a poster above me calling someone an animal because some people came out, I guess you are the Animal!!!! So because of lockdown, you expect Nigerians not to come out?
Is it not Ireland giving their citizens €350 a week to stay at home? What has your Government done for you rather than tell you to wash your hands with sanitizer!!!
Because you have the resources to lock yourself inside does not mean others does....

Good,
From seulayi above: I guesses he is pitying them for their lives which makes him to used the word "animals"

alienvirus:
I understand usluubu daa'wah.

Happy stay and safe journey

alienvirus:
Prophet Muhammad (SAW) said

"If you hear of an outbreak of plague in a land, do not enter it; but if the plague breaks out in a place while you are in it, do not leave that place."

If mankind had adhered to this advice, the whole world won't be in this mess. Yet, it is the solution adopted by everyone.

For those that are not happy that the message was from the noblest of mankind, you can do yourself a good by kissing a high tension.

Quote me unnecessarily and get your comment crossed. No time for nonsense. I am the MOD of my post.

Good day;
ادْعُ إِلَىٰ سَبِيلِ رَبِّكَ بِالْحِكْمَةِ وَالْمَوْعِظَةِ الْحَسَنَةِ ۖ وَجَادِلْهُم بِالَّتِي هِيَ أَحْسَنُ ۚ إِنَّ رَبَّكَ هُوَ أَعْلَمُ بِمَن ضَلَّ عَن سَبِيلِهِ ۖ وَهُوَ أَعْلَمُ بِالْمُهْتَدِينَ - 16:125

Nwodosis:
What if he were of the religion where 72 virgins await him after death?

In Delta state?

yenereal:
I'm not wishing them bad. I wish everyone of them well as far as Covid-19 is concerned. There's an adage in my language which says when translated "You don't mock someone over sickness or death". Why? Because it may be your turn one day. Whether they treated us well or not, God will be the only one to judge them.
Let's pray for them to recover.

May The Almighty God bless you

SouthNigerian:
Atheists, Christians, Muslims, Traditional Worshippers etc are all Divine creatures. Many shall be spared including Atheists, Christians, Traditional Worshippers, not Muslims alone.

Indeed that is one of the favor and just of the Divine Creature. Sorry maybe I misunderstood you for saying "the northerners will forget their islamization agenda"