kpaofame:
[b]

stewpid girls...

He should arrest them and sue for attempted murder, inflicting bodily harm, violence with intent of manslaughter and collect every bit of rand he spent on their silly ass..

naptu2:


That's exactly what was on my mind. I've been trying to remember its name! A Nairalander posted the title of that Nigerian muppet show many years ago, but I can't find the post.

Gmarie:

Same here

oriflamebaby1:
October 9

tjaytb:
Oh dear God what is wrong with every phone users this days? Is it the "first to comment" flu or is it just that y'all have lost the ability to reason before dropping opinion. An unknown person claimed to have an unknown uncle who's Tuface's neighbour (God knows how tru this is) who saw Tufacr been taken away by DSS and somehownknre he was threatened cos he had all the luxury of waiting at the door to watch Tuface come back home and probably got so close to see how shaken he was and y'all come here to wail and point fingers?

I don't understand! Some of you just want to talk. What?! What exactly is missing in your person?! What?! You want to criticize using a baseless news as focal point and you throw criticism as if the news bare facts. Common Nigerians! Stop allowing media throw ur brains like ping-pong. I hope the youth will act youthfully someday.

sar33:
A Nigerian lawyer Balogun and his learned colleagues were involved in accident on their way to court of appeal Akure. Luckily for him, he survived the accident that killed four people. He took to social media to thank God for saving his life and that of his colleagues. He wrote...

'AKURE-ILESA EXPRESS WAY SAGA. A CALL FOR DUAL-CARRIAGE LANE .Crusader of Justice using this medium to sincerely appreciate d protection of God upon my soul, 11th January, 2017 remained an unforgettable day in d history of my life cum legal profession as God narrowly escaped my soul and my learned colleagues DAT drove his Toyota Sequal along mine around IPETU-IJESA on our way going to the Court of Appeal Akure. Whilst pray for the death of four souls inside Peugeot 406 to be gentle rest in perfect peace and quick recovery for d survivals, Moreso we call d FEDERAL GOVERNMENT to do needful as d road has become over busy one and deserved to b expanded. May I sincerely appreciate d prompt intervention of FRSC in Ipetu-Ijesa command. Kudos to them. Crusader of Justice'


Was this written by a lawyer? Hmmmm. This country is in trouble

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/nigerian-lawyers-involved-in-accident.html?m=1

Icansing:
Hey, sorry it was just a dream. I was sitting in between don jazzy and tiwa Savage with a pen writing a two year deal on a paper and I woke up. Oh I wish it comes through. Make una pray for me, am really working hard to be a legendary art some day

modath:


How is it nice?

Name one thing, just one thing that Nigerians have over the years successfully & efficiently managed? Just one.

Bubu's nostalgia with Nigeria Airways is one i do not get, he should let it go!!!! The country need only enter into 50-50 agreement with solid biz folks, provide the infrastructures, ensure a positive operating atmosphere & watch the bird soar into the sky (pun fully intended)

Bubu won't be there forever & what happens when he leaves & the vultures gather again? They start with freebies for wives, kids & concubines before proceeding to cleaning out the books..



Cc presidency .... (Tolu Ogunlesi & his team)

Y'all need to speak with Bubu, this path ain't gonna do us much good in the long run, we don't need a "name" , we just want effective service & affordable flight ticket...

EU airlines are asking for 600k+ for a flight to US & Arik @ 400k has no inflight entertainment and only does JFK.. Make una assist Arik first by buying up 50% of their equity, inject beta money to enhance the fleet , (tweak their useless mgt staff)...so dem go fit change dem yeye plane for intn'l routes, raise the standards in flight and just up their game mega, dazall...

Leave national carrier alone bubu!!!!

OlajumokeBread:
Why are Nigerians so foolish ??

No drug can make a man go nakeed, if you smoke weed from now till next year, it will make you eat and go to sleep, that's it

There are no drugs in Nigeria, if you live in America, you will understand what I'm saying.
What drugs are in Nigeria ?? Marijuana(only two strains of weed, regular and SK ), codeine and cocaine ?? that's it
The only drugs that comes to Africa comes through Ghana and crosses the border to Nigeria, drugs import doesn't go through Murtala Mohammed Airport, and Nigeria is the only country that exports/distributes Drugs all over the world, don't ask me how i knows

Africans are very wise, they don't mess with drugs.

I know for sure there are no cracks, lean, krokodiles, Vicodin and Oxycontin, mushrooms, opium, khat, LSD, Bath salt, Heroin,PCP,Ecstasy,Methamphetamine

In summary, Don't do drugs, drugs are for losers