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FamilyRe: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by shithapuns: 7:52pm On Jul 20, 2015
This story stinks.
Am sure this dude is shagging that as.s daily.
Thats y ur judgement is beclouded....
Either that or u are 1 wimp or mouse of a man.
Dude grow some balls n be manly na.

So cos of this woman..ur fiancee cant come to ur house...n u r missing free kpekus n sufferi ng conji for nothing? ...
N u want us to blv this tori?
Science/TechnologyRe: All your Inverter problems by shithapuns: 12:41pm On Jul 03, 2015
At ceejay80..its likely ur batt is bad...
A crude way of confirming it it to short circuit it briefly. .get 1mm càble..tighten 1 end to the positive terminal. .then use the other end to briefly touch the negative end..it shud spark massively...do this like 4 times


At intervals of 2mins...if the battery is good..it will spark crazily the 4 times...if nad...it will spark once or not at all.
Stop using any local charger....use ur inverter to charge the batt or buy a smart charger with 3 or 4 state charging
HealthRe: Doctor In The House:Obstetrics And Gynecology by shithapuns: 11:52am On Jul 02, 2015
mubzay:
@doc: tnks for replying. I av a 30 day cycle n ovulate on cd 16/ cd 17. What is my luteal phase like? Also what can use to aid implantation? Thank u
Lemme help here.
Luteal phase is the days from ovulation to next period. .ie the days from conception to implantation n next af.
A short luteal phase doesnt allow the embyro enough time to implant.
Luteal phase defect is any luteal phase kess than 10 to 11 days.
Lets assume u hv a 28day cycle..u shud ovulate btw cd 12 and 17 for pregnancy to succed..if u ovulate on cd 20 in a 28 day cycle...then u hv luteal phase defect...its usually caused by hormonal imbalance
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by shithapuns: 10:55am On Jul 02, 2015
Am interested in the bls or batt desulphator..
So any testimonies? ..has anybody used his nirmal deep cycle batts upto 5 or 6yrs? Cos the batts normally last 2 to 4yrs.

Would appreciate links to where u bought the exact products..amazon.ebay etc
Saw many on amazon..but want to buy tried n tested
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 2:57pm On Jun 30, 2015
Hello beautiful mamas..does this tvs indicate pcos?
Having 16 n 12 follicles on right n left ovaries..is this normal? ..if no whats the normal number

PoliticsRe: 9 Heartbreaking Photos That Should Give You Some Perspective by shithapuns: 9:25am On Jun 27, 2015
ISIS

HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 1:13pm On Jun 26, 2015
@OMEDIT, SPOTTING WHEN PREGGY ISNT GOOD.USUALLY caused by low progesterone.....hope ur doc is on top of the matter b4 we hear stories that touch.......i wud advice you have ur progesterone levels cheked asap..ncommence insertion of progesterone tab if low...[follow ur docs advice though, or ask for a 2nd opinion if he is not thinking of low progesterone angle)
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: President Buhari’s Media Team Shares Photos That Show His Underpants by shithapuns: 1:35pm On Jun 22, 2015
SEE THE PIC HERE,
i think u guys r the blind ones...his team goofed big time

Technology MarketRe: Monitoring Dollar Rate Ourselves (CLOSELY) by shithapuns: 11:42am On Jun 16, 2015
AMAZON IS SHOWING TOTAL CHARGES EXCHANGE RATE OF 208.7 for my diamond bank card
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by shithapuns: 4:53pm On May 31, 2015
bigass:
Sorry ooo Please we want to add solar panels to our inverter. But I am more confused about how these things work. We use 1.5 Luminous inverters with 2 200AH batteries.
How many solar panels would I need.
How do i know if my inverter can work with solar panels.
Aside panels what else would I need.
How do you prevent over charging with solar.
Can solar and PHCN work together in charging battery bank.
How do you run the wires from the solar panel to the battery alongside with ones from phcn?
for starters you need minimum of 1000watts panels, and for this a 45amp mppt charge controller wud serve,..though this setup isnt ideal and doesnt give you room for expansion in the future.....if money is a problem buy 4 units of 250w panels and then 60amp mppt CC, in the future...u can then add 500w panel more, bringing ur total panel wattage to 1500w...wch ur 60amp mppt CC can still handle..and then increase ur batt bank to 4 x 200ah batts. {note: its not good to add new batts to an old bank after 6 months]...


500w continous load is on the high side......pls list the loads.....u cn split them up into daytime and night time loads.
designing a system to power 500w 24/7 will gulp more than 1.5m naira, dont think u r ready for that, so i suggest u manage ur load, if u hv fridge, then the fridge mustnt run 24/7, u can buy a timer switch as earthrealm has explained in his previous post, wch will let the fridge run 6 to 10hrs or more as u deem fit, automatically

if u still insist on 500w loads then buy a 3.5 or 5kva inverter, buy 8 units of 200amp battery, buying minimum of 2500w panels, n dearie u will enjoy uninteruppted power supply, and u bank acct will be abt 1.3 to 1.7m poorer smiley
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by shithapuns: 4:41pm On May 31, 2015
bigass:
The bolded part is confusing. You said wire from CC ends in inverter then you said on battery where the wires from CC ends.

From your explanation the wire from CC ends in the inverter. Where on the inverter.
The only input source I see on my inverter is for direct electricity from PHCN or GEN. Then the wires to the battery. I thought that the charge controller send the power to the battery. From your explanation, it means you can not use both sun and phcn to charge
biggass, what a name! grin grin
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by shithapuns: 10:08am On May 29, 2015
hrguru13:
To answer the qsns posed:

Load is minimal, just 1 TV, 3 fans and about 7-8 energy saving bulbs
Panels connected in series, 24v
I need to verify if d charge controller is pwm or mppt. Will revert.
Sorry, cnt give u d display pic at d moment because it has been disconnected
When it was on however, the voltage fluctuated between 24.4 and 25.7 on an averagely sunny day
Current was between 54 and 56 amps
D panels are well positioned and get hit maximally by d suns rays during the day. Will post a pic of d controller later.
i think there is an error somewhere..u got it mixed up.
ur charge controller is 30amp....n u say current flunctuates btw 54 n 56 amps.....also 3 panels of 280w 24v cannont generate upto 54amps...not possible

2ndly for the panels to be hooked up in series, being 24v panels = 72volts minimum
....that implies ur charge controller is likely mppt

3rdly i think u mixed up ur current and voltage values.....its likely the other way round .its likely voltage is 54 - 56v and current 24.4 - 25.7amps

such a system cannot run 24hrs............though i doubt u watch tv 24hrs...nor the 3 fans run 24/7
confirm the wattage of ur tv though...cos plasma flat screen tv consume up to 300w while thier led counterpats is about 140w for a 42 - 46 inch tv .

there are too many variables/unknown in ur case.its best u get a professional to come look at it....or a forum member in lag cud stob by n give u guys a hand
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by shithapuns: 9:54am On May 29, 2015
bigass:
can you use both Solar and electricity to charge inverter battery bank at the same time?
nope, though most inverters are intelligent...ie if solar and nepa are hooked up...it usually uses solar to charge, but disconnects solar when phcn/gen comes
PoliticsRe: Nigeria On The Precipice!! Shame Of A Nation. white man on fuel search. by shithapuns: 3:25pm On May 24, 2015
africans and nigerians being inferior/moronic since 30BC.

see how you automatically elevate the white man..or any skin that is lighter than yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would this be news in usa/uk?...suddenly its big news all over naija that a 'white man' is riding okada looking for petrol
this slavery mentality ehhen.........only death can remove it from some africans/nigerians
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by shithapuns: 1:24pm On May 22, 2015
Fyzt:
This inverter will Power Your LCD TV, BULB,FRIDGE,LAPTOP,FAN 1, UPS FUNCTION: it will change to city power (NEPA) supply, once city power comes. It wills automatic change to battery supply immediately once the city power gone .And there is no interruption time. 2. CHARGING FACILITY; it is combined with in-build charger, which can charge your battery with power voltage from low voltage of 130v to high voltage of 250v 3. PROTACTION: auto protects from both high and low city power voltage .it won’t over heat &spoil even charge with long time low voltage. And it will cut off automatically from high voltage 4. QUIET WITHOUT NOISE FEATURE: the inverter fan will stop running when the battery is fully charged. The fan will stay still when there is city power supply, and city power will be used directly.


20k call 08183385637
thats a beginner inverter, not for a serious person, doesnt charge well, and charging ic easily gets damaged.........not bad at that price though...

@boss13, 8 pcs 150ah battery? tell me u hv at least a 60amp mppt charge controller?...hope he didnt connect it direct?
take time to state ur issues/list the parts you have on ground/ state ur wire size etc...we can help you get it functional again
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 6:20pm On May 19, 2015
anybody knows of succes rate in regenesis?.................has a forum member got a bfp from them?
Science/TechnologyRe: All your Inverter problems by shithapuns: 10:41pm On May 09, 2015
Ogbos:
Please i need quick answer my brothers. I want to know how many hours that can a fully charged 200ah deep cycle battery can last with 1 42inch LEDTV 1 30WATT FAN AND 1 15WATTS BURB...

THE battery is LUMINOUS DEEP CYCLE 200AH.
1 42inch LED TV
1 30WATT FAN.

PLEASE HOW MANY HOURS WILL IT TAKE THE BATTERY TO DIE.. IF FULLY CHARGED..

Please reply fast.. Anyone
200ah x 12v = 2400w, factroing in 80% efficiency = 2kw divided by 175w {130+30+15] = 12hrs....till the batt is dead, usually the inverter will cut off if the voltage gets below 10.5v, thus this usually happens at 75% batt life = .75 x 12 = 9hrs [ for a good new battery, but could be as low as 3hrs for a 3yr old batt]
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 7:13am On Apr 28, 2015
Sesan174:
How about getting ivf treatment at an affordable price. 960k is much higher that the regular price at http://www.hmcisrael.com/. for more information on ivf you can take a look at their post on ivf here http://www.hmcisrael.com/news/ivf-how-it-done-2014-11-27
But factoring in the cost of flight..the hassles if visa..accomodation in israel etc.....it would exceed this 960k naira...pls confirm
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by shithapuns: 8:54am On Apr 25, 2015
Best thing is to even connect 5he avr at source. ...ie b4 5he prepaid meter...so any exc3ssive current draw wud be on phcn....afterall phcn shud supply full voltage...the only drawback is that the avr will be outside on ur balcony
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 12:14pm On Apr 12, 2015
wow, thats roughly 1m naira, u know of any success stories?.....its same dr emeka that used to be in st george?..bridge clinic is abt same price......but drugs and initial tests not inclusive...so u factor in all those....bridge would be abt 1,5m or so............
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 8:39am On Apr 12, 2015
Itissettled3:
@olubankemi, Dr. Emeka charged 968k for regular ivf dont know about his icsi. Maybe 100k extra.
I wil pm you about the centres abroad. I have contacted quite a few.
pls confirm if drugs is inclusive..

also some1 was asking about ways to boost sp,erm. naturally, the link below would help...and they are foods easily available

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/celebrity/top-10-foods-that-boost-your-sperm-count.html
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by shithapuns: 1:40pm On Apr 02, 2015
JUO:
I just topped the water for almost 1year
So how is the gassing? ....can u place this battery indoors. ..in a well ventilated place..i prefer this to the sealed maintainance free batts
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nairaland Portfolio for Business Card Designers by shithapuns: 1:30pm On Mar 19, 2015
erad:
Couple of people participated in the Logo design portfolio some months back and I'm sure it came with its benefits.
We'll be doing something similar here, only difference is it will be on business card designs. Post your business card designs here either plain or as mock-ups.
There's greatness in us and I'm hoping Nairaland serves as a platform to showcase that greatness to Nigerians as well as the world.
Note: I read some people asking for pictures of hard copy design samples on folyboy's thread. Most designers, myself inclusive don't have any business with printing so we might not always have access to final printed output. All we do is design.
Maximum of 4 samples each please at a dimension of 700px by 400px, thank you.
SO I like your designs, I want to design a biz card.
whats ur location?.what is ur charge.
am not in lagos. ..so how do we transact?
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 11:15am On Mar 10, 2015
iOmoge:
Help o...
Its my cd10 and I saw fern in my ovatel tracker.
I have a 33 day circle.
I am confused.
I thought I ovulate on 16th day.

Wat is happening.
Sometimes..the body plays pranks...thats why most docs say ttc couples shud bd at least twice a wk....double check with another type of opk...my dw has ovulated on cd 9 .w.e tested with digital opk...and she also had ovu like symptoms.cramps ..while her cycle is usally 29 or 30 days
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 5:35pm On Mar 05, 2015
Yeah ici can introduce infection..since abt 2 to 3 semen transfer/equipment is involved...
Normal bd is ici ...so i still think thiers is iui...cos why waste time n energy when dh tool is ever ready? Lol......
grin angry shocked
Iui has 20% chance.
Ivf 25% chance.
Natural bd is abt 15 to 18%
So its God who shows mercy....man can only try
Ponders doesnt hv the facility for washing n sorting..and this helps to remove the dead.slow s.emen.
Cos the avg motility is 20 to 25% for normal male.
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 4:12pm On Mar 05, 2015
iyomomo:
@ bros abeg o, does ponders do iui? Or is it d intra-cervical insemination/diy .
Also pls we're is dis hope clinic + wat are dier services? Thanks
Ponders method is more of ici..though they call it iui.
Its iui in a fashion..cos a long narrow straw or tube is used to inject the s.perm into the uterus.not cervix.
Ponders is affordable too and the doc is kind and patient. N doesnt blv in wasting patients money

I meant hope valley clinic.off akpakpava.they do ivf.n hv offices in ph and lagos..went to thier office location..but twas looking rundown...didnt trust them to do any good ivf there...so didnt bother. ..bridge ph has a serious office..so if they quote 1m for ivf..i wud at least believe they r serious going by thier office n structure
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 4:02pm On Mar 05, 2015
Ok my doc blvs the monitoring of eggs via scanning is not really necessary as the eggs will mature from 12 to 48hrs after the hcg injection. ....and he ins3minates for 3 days continously and then tells u to bd for another 3 to 4 days afterwards...... i blv in this too...cos we scanned the first time we tried hcg trigger and all was well .the dominant follicle was big and mature

Its just the washing and separating that he doesnt do which i think shud be done. ..
250k..wow appears on the high side...but with scanning n all...migh5 be wor th it...as scanning is 10k each ..
Will contact bridge and hv an idea of thier cost b4 i know the next step....my doc believes ivf shud follow after 5 failed iuis...
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 2:15pm On Mar 05, 2015
@monalisa1...thanks...the one my dw did..no washing/separation of s.perm...i call it poor man/diy iui..cost 30k - 3 inseminations..
Want to try a proper iui now. .looking at bridge clinic ph...just the stress of going to ph and back ..hea rd its abt 150k there...
How much was it where u did? ....any tabs or injection s days after the iui? To promote implantation?
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 12:45pm On Mar 05, 2015
Monalisa1:
@Jennygurl. Amen n I wish u d same. I did it in benin.
Was urs in ubth..hope clinic or ponders end?
Was the sperm washed and separated?
My dw had a failed iui last month...thinking of trying another one in bridge clinic..
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How much for 07/08 camry and 03/04 avalon
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Sorry.
See vin.
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