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TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 4 by shithapuns: 4:27pm On Apr 19, 2016
ucystan:
Ok thank you very much, I will try it out, I don't mind opening an account with them (after all I have already opened 5accounts with 5different banks all bcuz of pta, so I guess dis one will be making it the 6th) I just hope that I would not need to have been running d account for sometime.
I don't know the banks policy about pta, ie if you need to hv used the acct for 3months/6months etc..
only thing I know is that u hv a higher chance of getting.

2ndly learnt that this pta thing is branch specific......some branches don't give, while some give...........lagos and abuja brances hv a higher chance of giving.
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 4 by shithapuns: 11:36am On Apr 19, 2016
ucystan:
Pls oo... does any body no where I can get PTA in ph oo... I have been to FCMB, and they said they will sell only 2k on availability.
Abeg any other bank bikonu??
I was hoping on stanbic but obviously they don't sell anymore.
I need extra 2k.
WHY NOT TRY STANDARD CHARTERED BANK in transamadi ?
u need to be an acct holder to be given.
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 4 by shithapuns: 2:58pm On Apr 18, 2016
osat82:
okay thanks,even if ur tommy is reaching the steering,i thot there was a traffic law that doesn't allow it,but ok since u r
talking from experience
Omodadi2:
Pls how did you get that car with driver?
HMMM..THEse questions about car rentals and driving in the usa is beginning to frighten me.
Pls while I may say that driving in the usa is easier than driving in naija...........it comes with its own special wahala.....
1. road signs/ speed limits/ traffic lights/going really slow on the speed lane etc......all are punishable offences in the usa, while in naija...its really not taken serious..

in naija I see some people really going quite slow, saying doing 35mph in the speed lane on the expressway...n when u r behind them...they refuse to either increase speed or go to the other lane....try this in the usa and u will be booked, a cop doesn't need to be there, the aggrieved party can simply inform the highway cops..

2ndly traffic offences come with a minimum 250 dollar ticket, and in some cases an entry might be made against your passport/visa..........

so I would advice all newbies to try driving under the supervision of an old hand for a few days b4 going out on your own.
then if you don't know/hvnt operated a maps app on ur phone b4..or a gps based navigation map...............then driving in usa would b a lot lot more difficult.........I would advice you simply do uber
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 4 by shithapuns: 9:03am On Apr 14, 2016
anonymousmum:
Thanks. The thing is that the girl sounded so pessimistic, she said that only school fees requests had been granted, that SC had not given any PTA over the past 4 weeks.

I will probably do that, share the risk across 2 banks...thanks
WHAT BRANCH OF standard chartered was that?...from what I hv seen most front desk officers of most banks are clueless about this pta issue...
@poster asking how old the scb acct must be.....I don't really know, am an old acct holder..
but I opened in stanbic 2wks ago just to hv a plan b,.....will apply for pta in stanbic next wk.........fingers crossed, hope they don't pull the 6months old acct isshh angry angry angry
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 4 by shithapuns: 2:16pm On Apr 13, 2016
anonymousmum:
So after opening account and going through the wahala, Standard Chartered is saying I must prefund my account ...which they will debit whilst they go and bid at CBN...PTA not guaranteed still.

Me no likey because if I get in another bank, my money would have "hooked".

Looking at GTB and Stanbic as my focus areas...will update the house...
intend to go the standard chartered bank route, and my acct officer assured me of high chances of being given...just that it takes 10 working days...he also mentioned the prefunding issshhh.

u may consider hedging ur bets...ie try 2k from scb and try the other 2k usd elsewhere..............ie prefund/request only 2k from standard chartered bank.......
PropertiesRe: Turn your small land to a very profitable Business (cooking gas plant) #PICTURES by shithapuns: 12:12pm On Apr 12, 2016
yeah, the ncomella dude appears to be an unserious person, was really interested in the biz, but his lack of concise answers to serious enquires has turned me off.......
this fellow below appears a lil more serious.........but asking for 40k for a feasibility report....optional though

https://www.nairaland.com/3026366/set-up-own-cooking-gas
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 4 by shithapuns: 5:23pm On Apr 07, 2016
Querylady24:
Please how do I post my questions. I have tried several and googled it still not getting any luck with new postS I am new on here.
post questions or post new topic?

if its post questions...its the same way u posted this ur write up...........

but if its to create a new topic...u need to go to the relevant section of nairaland to post...
eg this thread is on travel section, thus if u want to post a new travel related topic, navigate to travel section...then look for CREATE NEW TOPIC, click on it and start the new topic,....if its sexuality or health....go to the relevant section.
attached is a screen shot explaining further

TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 4 by shithapuns: 2:50pm On Apr 07, 2016
seems diamond bank in benin is useless!,
hv gone to their branch in sapele rd and akpakpava.....n was informed that they don't issue PTA to account holders...yeye banks.guess I will close my acct there and port to a bank that has the customers interest at heart...
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 4 by shithapuns: 2:53pm On Apr 06, 2016
hello mamas, it seems fcmb is the new kid on the block as per this PTA waka, can mamas throw more light?.....will b travelling mid may, thus I want to b sure of pta, opened savings acct with stanbic last wk....with all the stories am hearing abt stanbic not meeting up with deman, am thinking of opening another savings acct in fcmb........, I hope these banks wont say that my acct is too new/younghuh?
pls don't read n pass.....

2ndly.....can I collect pta for I n my spouse.........using my acct?...or my spouse has to go n open his own acct too?
AsiwajuAfo001:
Come to Sterling Bank and you will get your PTA same day
PropertiesRe: Turn your small land to a very profitable Business (cooking gas plant) #PICTURES by shithapuns: 3:15pm On Apr 04, 2016
pls send report and other details to charlesonline247@gmail dot com
I am highly interested....am a layman
Business To BusinessRe: Investing In A Car Or Owning A Gas Plant? by shithapuns:
pls send proposal to me
CHARLESONLINE247 at GMAIL.COM
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by shithapuns: 9:53am On Apr 03, 2016
Hello epsolar users in the house.
I hv 60amp epsolar mppt CC....noticed it never enter bulk charging state.....even when the batt was flat...it will still write boosting once sunlight comes.....i dont think this is normal....
Hv checked the settings and cant see where to tweak it.
Manual says bulk to boost to float....
Can some 1 throw more light on this
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by shithapuns: 1:36pm On Mar 29, 2016
Bimdazzle:
Hi all,
To God be the glory, entered Dallas via Atlanta with Delta airline on mar 26 @ 34wks.Poe was a breeze, no major questions, no correspondence asked for. I'm here with hubby and 2kids. Hubby was just asked what he does and why we were there. He also asked how far along I was and then stamped us in. No agriculture or 2nd check point. Also anyone looking to get PTA, try standard chartered. I got 4K from them. Any moms in Dallas , pls pm , so we can keep in touch.
PLS IS IT THIER HEAD OFFICE or any of their state branches?...also did you hv to apply via email 2weeks before you went to collect.
3rdly...did they insist on giving the pta 1 day to ur travel dates? or was it anytime
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by shithapuns: 7:53am On Mar 29, 2016
chloe7:
when I flew a few days ago Emirates had the usual 8:30pm flight that was moved to 9:30pm, cheers
THANKS to all beautiful, awesome mamas for the deluge of information.
I love the friendship and helpful info we give to 1 another on this thread
hv decided to give emirates a try.
though from my itinerary, flight leaves 2.30pm

DEPARTURE: LAGOS, NG (MURTALA MUHAMMED INTL), TERMINAL I - 09 MAY 14:50
INTERNATIONAL TERMINAL
ARRIVAL: DUBAI, AE (DUBAI INTL), TERMINAL 3 10 MAY 01:15
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by shithapuns: 4:00pm On Mar 28, 2016
take heart @guccioluwa,
may God granmt u comfort.
thanks to all for the tips n advice...
guess I will stick to emirates, heard many horror stories about Turkish airlines, bad treatment of Nigerian pax, lost baggage etc, I no fit shout.
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by shithapuns: 2:56pm On Mar 28, 2016
@leaky tribe, saw the 30kg on their website, but I hv dug deeper now, and hv seen 2bags of 23kg each.
thanks for the quick response.

did you use Dubai connect...? how was the experience...was it worth it?.
pls confirm the carry on baggage policy, can 1 carry a laptop bag + a small briefcase/box?............some airline allow that flexibility, but arik is notorious for insisting on only 1 carry on bag/laptop bag.

hv u flown united?...how wud u compare united and emirates service/inflight entertainment?.............wud hv preffered united since its a direct flight, but its quite pricey! grin grin
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by shithapuns:
PLS MAMAS THAT HV FLOWN EMIRATES lagos to Houston, how was the flight....especially the waiting time, going to Houston is 7hrs wait time...wch is far, but on the return leg...the wait time is about 14hrs!..........I heard about Dubai connect, has any1 used it here?...any tips/tricks...or something to b wary of...

2ndly I checked baggage allowance and can see only 30kg for economy seat!.....am assuming this is a single bag of 30kg?,....abi its 2 bags of 30kg each?
hv never seen an airline stating 30kg n single bag too

I blv they hv free wifi at the airport lounges in Dubai?
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 10:16am On Mar 09, 2016
am not surppoting any doc or hospital, but my tak e is....you have been trying to concieeve for 4yrs plus.....n its assumed you hv visited various docs/hospital in the course of the 4yrs plus, and then age isnt also on ur side...assume the female is 33yrs plus.........no specialist ivf center would want to keep playing around doing tests,..n trying to boosting sperm.
its straight ivf sharp sharp!!!.

similar scenario played out for me when i went to georges lekki, was tired of doing tests, n nothing found to b the cause of the infertility, thus when the doc was advicing for ivf...i rush am with 2 hands,,,cos na ivf carry me go there.

same scenario will play out if you go to a non ivf specialist center........they fit do tests, n sperm boosting for 6months or more b4 either u urself will use style run...or they would advice u stylishly to try ivf...

@people that said doc emeka doesnt like money............could b true.

at georges...the docs stick to preparing u for ivf, and leave the money chasing/bill settling to the admin people....so even if u attempt to discuss money issues with the doc, you will b kindly refeered to the admin/accts people.....
that to me is professionalim
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by shithapuns: 10:29pm On Mar 08, 2016
anybody using must power inverter?...any pros n cons?
does it have a bypass switch like luminous..
how rliable?
does it display enough info like batt life, soc on the screen?
Science/TechnologyRe: All your Inverter problems by shithapuns: 10:29pm On Mar 08, 2016
anybody using must power inverter?...any pros n cons?
does it have a bypass switch like luminous..
how rliable?
does it display enough info like batt life, soc on the screen?
HealthRe: Doctor In The House:Obstetrics And Gynecology by shithapuns: 9:55pm On Mar 07, 2016
Baxilexi:
So sorry. Forgive my maths. Its ok. Everything is ok. Ovulation is sure.
@doc,is 50mm not too big?.....i tot a normal folliclegets to abt 24mm, and may be abt 16mm on cd 13 for a 30 day cycle?
methinks 50mm is too big....cyst on my mind...
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by shithapuns: 4:37pm On Mar 07, 2016
SOON if dry fish is banned, people will start shouting, na so e dey start.
Ode!!..

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/03/photos-64yr-old-ghanaian-woman.html#more
Science/TechnologyRe: All your Inverter problems by shithapuns: 3:45pm On Mar 06, 2016
zeestone99:
We have limited number of brand new 2v/500ah inverter batteries in stock, for more details call 08117398294, 08033913155 or email Info@monzpowersolutions.com
We also have 12v/200Ah batteries in stock
Solar panels and inverters of different sizes also available at affordable prices.
what price?
EducationRe: Wike Orders Rivers Indigenes On Scholarship Abroad To Come Back To Nigeria by shithapuns: 10:36am On Feb 25, 2016
their parents can continue paying the school fees, since the river state govt has withdrawn its support.....its simple naah..
they don't nneed to come back.......most of the students are party loyalists from rich homes....mek dem deep hand into their pocket and bring out part of their ill gotten wealth grin
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 10:02pm On Feb 23, 2016
Janedyke6:
Hello Fruitful Mamas and Papas.
Sorry for being MIA, i had to take a lonnnngggg break from TTC (though nobody miss me sha !!! I dey vex)
i missed u all.
How the kpekusing dey go now ?
May it end in praise and belle :p


pls Mamas and Papas in Benin-city,

HAS ANYONE HEARD OF PONDERS END CLINIC, AROUND VICTORY LANE NEAR NEW BENIN MARKET, BENIN-CITY huh

PLS WHAT ARE THEIR PROCEDURES LIKE AND SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH THEM PLS.


MAY WE ALL BE SOAKED WITH FERTILITY BLESSINGS = BFP

.
used him a while back, he is ok..not expensive, and explains the whole process to you...his place is crowded most times...he is experienced and old...about 70yrs or so....get ready to take bromegron 2.5, na im poster drug b that huh grin
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by shithapuns: 1:34pm On Feb 22, 2016
PLS HELP ME WITH THIS VIN:
5TDBT44A95S249623
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by shithapuns: 12:59pm On Feb 18, 2016
USED my diamond bank naira card on paypal, they used 295, then dollar was 310 or so, abt 2wks ago
if its a dollar denominated credit card, then no need for conversion naah


favoredgal:
Maybe it's. Dollar denominated credit card
Naira denominated credit card is charged at the normal rate which is currently above 280 but the benefit is higher daily limits
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by shithapuns: 4:07pm On Feb 17, 2016
biollar1:
Hey dear, ur friend got her PTA from which branch of standard chartered?

I was at their ilupeju office and was told they ve not been selling. I was shocked cos I have 2 accts with dem. Kindly share the branch info pls. Many thanks
standard chartered bank, used them yrs ago...they give pta, try the transamadi branch, note. u must be an acct holder
AutosRe: Toyota 4runner 2006model New Arrival by shithapuns: 8:19am On Feb 17, 2016
THIS AINT AN 06 MODEL!!!.
its 03 to 05 that have those rectangular fogs!!.
haba!...all these car sellers always making their cars look younger....you will never see them call an 08, 06, or call a 2013 , 2010,
instead they always call an 04 07, call an 06, 09 etc............error my foot!
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by shithapuns: 9:19pm On Feb 16, 2016
Bisoye82:
Chai na my darling darling you dey vex for like this shocked
I don't know him from Adam o but he was very nice to me and make sure I was attended to quickly the day I bought.
@ Enizo I apologise on his behalf biko cheesy

Uhmmm POE coming soon grin
i bet enizo aint from his tribe, the guy might hv been tribalistic........its fairly routine in naija some1 of same tribe as the officer will hv an easy time, while other tribes will always rub him the wrong way...my 2 cents
PhonesRe: Smile 4G Network Now In Lagos, Abuja, PH, Onitsha, Ibadan, Kaduna, Benin & Asaba by shithapuns: 2:05pm On Feb 16, 2016
REDUCE YOUR PRICE,
UNLIMITED IS 20K/MONTH!

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