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Health › Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 5:35pm On Mar 05, 2015
Yeah ici can introduce infection..since abt 2 to 3 semen transfer/equipment is involved...
Normal bd is ici ...so i still think thiers is iui...cos why waste time n energy when dh tool is ever ready? Lol......
grin angry shocked
Iui has 20% chance.
Ivf 25% chance.
Natural bd is abt 15 to 18%
So its God who shows mercy....man can only try
Ponders doesnt hv the facility for washing n sorting..and this helps to remove the dead.slow s.emen.
Cos the avg motility is 20 to 25% for normal male.
Health › Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 4:12pm On Mar 05, 2015
iyomomo:
@ bros abeg o, does ponders do iui? Or is it d intra-cervical insemination/diy .
Also pls we're is dis hope clinic + wat are dier services? Thanks
Ponders method is more of ici..though they call it iui.
Its iui in a fashion..cos a long narrow straw or tube is used to inject the s.perm into the uterus.not cervix.
Ponders is affordable too and the doc is kind and patient. N doesnt blv in wasting patients money

I meant hope valley clinic.off akpakpava.they do ivf.n hv offices in ph and lagos..went to thier office location..but twas looking rundown...didnt trust them to do any good ivf there...so didnt bother. ..bridge ph has a serious office..so if they quote 1m for ivf..i wud at least believe they r serious going by thier office n structure
Health › Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 4:02pm On Mar 05, 2015
Ok my doc blvs the monitoring of eggs via scanning is not really necessary as the eggs will mature from 12 to 48hrs after the hcg injection. ....and he ins3minates for 3 days continously and then tells u to bd for another 3 to 4 days afterwards...... i blv in this too...cos we scanned the first time we tried hcg trigger and all was well .the dominant follicle was big and mature

Its just the washing and separating that he doesnt do which i think shud be done. ..
250k..wow appears on the high side...but with scanning n all...migh5 be wor th it...as scanning is 10k each ..
Will contact bridge and hv an idea of thier cost b4 i know the next step....my doc believes ivf shud follow after 5 failed iuis...
Health › Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 2:15pm On Mar 05, 2015
@monalisa1...thanks...the one my dw did..no washing/separation of s.perm...i call it poor man/diy iui..cost 30k - 3 inseminations..
Want to try a proper iui now. .looking at bridge clinic ph...just the stress of going to ph and back ..hea rd its abt 150k there...
How much was it where u did? ....any tabs or injection s days after the iui? To promote implantation?
Health › Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 12:45pm On Mar 05, 2015
Monalisa1:
@Jennygurl. Amen n I wish u d same. I did it in benin.
Was urs in ubth..hope clinic or ponders end?
Was the sperm washed and separated?
My dw had a failed iui last month...thinking of trying another one in bridge clinic..
Autos › Re: Buy Cars from Cotonou without stress and your car(s) will be delivered 48 hours by shithapuns: 12:07pm On Mar 05, 2015
How much for 07/08 camry and 03/04 avalon
Autos › Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by shithapuns: 7:39pm On Mar 02, 2015
Sorry.
See vin.
JTEBU14R330002899
Autos › Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by shithapuns: 3:44pm On Mar 02, 2015
Pls help with this vin.
JTEBU14R030002898
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 11:50am On Feb 27, 2015
nonoski:
Good day house,
I successfully completed the Visa forms for me and my family and chose 13th of March for biometeric
I was referred to Teleperformance website which I have registered with.
While going throu the site I got to the value added services
Do I opt for the Preminuim lounge service which will cost me #89 GBP and since we are four that #356 GBP (N 112,500) and I am just wondering if its really necessary.
methinks its totally unnecessary......my visa was issued within 4 working days and i didnt even do expedited visa, premuim lounge is different from expedited visa...the lounge is like a vip lounge just like in airports you pay 2 to 5k to stay in the vip lounge.....and not in the common area with odinary peeps :0

total waste of money for me, but i aint a vip...............if u r a vip or celebrity or gat the dough.feel free to pay...i doubt it affects the visa outcome in any way
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 12:18am On Feb 25, 2015
Apple19:
@ Beauty4ashes...awwww!!! Our God is Faithful, HE WON'T SAY A THING WITHOUT BACKING IT UP WITH PROOFS! Yours is an example of HIS mightssszzzz. You shall carry to term IJN. Amen.

@Mumihaja n Prettymum...am also in your cycle clique o, we must see results SOON IJN.

@All....I went in for the dreaded HSG today o cheesy. But it was painful o (not more than what I can bear sha) but mehnnn! That pain for me no be here o cool. Though the result is not yet out, but while the Doctor was at it, he said I have copious discharge, but not offensive, my cervical opening is too small, that they had to quickly get a new Iron like that (can't remember the name), yet it was too big! They tried so many but, that hole no gree open mouth o. So he evetually forced one in (which explained why I bled afterwards). But the issue now is that am having pain, radiating towards my back, DH tried massaging with hot water and I also took analgesic. Can't even stand straight cos its like something is pulling back at my abdomen. Now, my O is this week, but don't think I'll be able to bd at all for like 2wks cos of this pain o, yet I don't want this cycle to just slip away like that. Pls what should I do o!!!!
you can do poor man iui grin , ur hubby ejacs into a container and the doc sucks it up and uses a narrow tube to pump it into ur uterus.......no washing or sorting of s,emen as in the proper iui.....relatively cheap 10 to 30k for 3 attempts...if you are inventive, careful and brave enough..u n ur hubby can come up with a diy method......wishing ur baby dust!!!
Technology Market › Re: Shop U.S/eBay/Amazon $3.75 per lb U.S To NIGERIA, No Commission. by shithapuns: 4:31pm On Feb 16, 2015
chinosxl:
YOUR NAMES
9101 LIPAN RD
STE 111
HOUSTON, TX 77063

Use only as "shipping address" not as billing address.
so I buy and ship to your address.........you receive it, weigh them and notify me....I then pay the shipping charges and you ship?........sounds ok. I would place the orders today so it should be getting to you over the wkend....
so I would be needing your account details soon. the 3.95 usd, what exchange rate do you use?

for transhipment to other Nigerian cities........HOPE YOU HAVE SYSTEMS IN PLACE FOR to interface seamlessly with them ?...would like to have an idea of their rates...say shipping to portharcourt/Enugu?
Technology Market › Re: Shop U.S/eBay/Amazon $3.75 per lb U.S To NIGERIA, No Commission. by shithapuns: 4:19pm On Feb 16, 2015
SO, LETS SAY I HAVE ITEMS I WANT TO BUY FROM AMAZON....CAN I SHIP TO UR ADDRESS, AND WHEN U RECEIVE ALL OF THEM..YOU CONSOLIDATE AND SHIP DOWN TO ME IN NIGERIA?....you charge $.3.95/lb?..the total weight of the items will be in excess of 25lbs

if yes, I would be needing your address
Autos › Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by shithapuns: 7:23pm On Feb 13, 2015
Pls help me with this vin
JTJGF10U810108970
Health › Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 5:21pm On Feb 11, 2015
hello fruitful mamas
apart from bridge clinic, anybody tried IUI and succeeded in portharcourt?
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 2:47pm On Feb 10, 2015
shithapuns:
wow, that was fast, submitted last friday.got this msg from the uk visa people, and my wifey also got the same message.

Your visa has now been processed and is ready for collection.
We aim to return passports to the Visa Application Centre where you lodged your application within 2 working days.


It appears we succeeded, going by past testimonies in the house!
so will likely go on Friday to pick up my visa/documents.
Thank God I didn't waste money paying for expedited visa,

IF I want to send some1 to help me collect it, is it possible?. apart from the collection slip and probably my passport data page, is there anyother thing I should give him?
I guess its too late to request for courier service?..I was thinking the visa would be ready next wk Friday or so, n had biz in lagos then embarassed embarassed
Ok. Picked up the visa tooday. My wife and i were succesful..thanks to the house for the tips

@ poster asking about amount in the bank..i think the main thing is not withdrawing cash in the acct to below what you filled is available for the trip. .eg if u say trip will cost 500k..and u put 1m as amt available for the trip., n lets assume u have 4m in ur acct...i believe u can withdraw upto 1 or 2m from same acct..as total amount is still above what u stated is available for the trip
Autos › Re: Buy Cars from Cotonou without stress and your car(s) will be delivered 48 hours by shithapuns: 2:52pm On Feb 09, 2015
PLS gimme quote for 2002/2003 rx 300 and 2008/09 highlander..............landing cost to lagos, original/genuie clearing papers included
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 8:52pm On Feb 08, 2015
wow, it appears, the new rule is that some1 else cant collect ur passport/documents for you.

It is not possible for a third party to collect the documents on behalf of an applicant, except in the following cases:

A parent collecting for a dependent child.
One member of a family group collecting the passports for the whole family, if applied together.
Government Ministry representatives.
Business Network company representative, approved by the British High Commission and the company’s authorized signatories with a letter of permission and a photograph
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 12:55pm On Feb 05, 2015
Can someone collect visa n supporting docs for another person?
If yes....what is the procedure ....any documents to submit?
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns:
wow, that was fast, submitted last friday.got this msg from the uk visa people, and my wifey also got the same message.

Your visa has now been processed and is ready for collection.
We aim to return passports to the Visa Application Centre where you lodged your application within 2 working days.


It appears we succeeded, going by past testimonies in the house!
so will likely go on Friday to pick up my visa/documents.
Thank God I didn't waste money paying for expedited visa,

IF I want to send some1 to help me collect it, is it possible?. apart from the collection slip and probably my passport data page, is there anyother thing I should give him?
I guess its too late to request for courier service?..I was thinking the visa would be ready next wk Friday or so, n had biz in lagos then embarassed embarassed
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 7:13pm On Feb 03, 2015
larrytoks:
Please I've been having challenges making payment for my visa fees online, I've tried all the forms of payment listed but none was successful. Has anyone else experienced this and how did you resolve it?
use diamond bank visa atm card
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns:
ok I understand
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 8:45pm On Jan 28, 2015
nijadude:
Ok. thanks
the ones that allow free cancellation, do i still have to complete the booking with my card?
YES, U STILL DO
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 10:58pm On Jan 27, 2015
nijadude:
please can you give me the link?
WWW.BOOKING.COM

SEARCH using the city you intend to visit, select your dates..chikena.
be carefuland read the fine print some hotels don't allow free cancellation, they will deduct money fromur card as soon as youj book, so be very very careful and read the whole info throughly
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 7:05pm On Jan 27, 2015
NO, no outright payment, just online booking/reservation, rate is abt 22k/night, so about 220k for 10 nights
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 5:39pm On Jan 27, 2015
also, another wahala, now if I say I have someone in the uk..they form now asks, if you will VISIT or STAY with that person?
is that not a tricky question, why would they lump stay and visit together?......of course I wud viosit my sister, but am applying as a tourist..using hotel booking.

wont answering yes to this question affect me negatively?
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 4:09pm On Jan 27, 2015
Vicjustice:
The system allows multiple application form submission, so, if you think that the mistake is gross enough to jeopardize your application, then you can fill in a new application.

As for the second part, you do not have to provide both bank statemts, either of you can take the sponsorship responsibility.
By the way, did you say that you earn N25k (twenty-five thousand Naira) or N250k (two hundred and fifty thousand Naira)?
The 25k is the estimated monthly income of my wife, she has a small biz, registered, but no tax payment yet..mine is over 300k, and i hv 3m plus in my acct...

The error was not stating that i hv a married sis in the uk,, am applying as tourist, thus. Not gonna stay with them...


A pal adviced that i simply add my wifes application by clicking the start another application tab on my profile, that way i don't need to submit double. Paperwork.....
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 8:21am On Jan 27, 2015
Pls i made a mistake in the online uk visa form, and i have submitted it, is there any way to correct this error or can i simply fill a new form with a new email.

2ndly am going with my wife who is self employed..in the section where they are asking money at hand\total cost of this trip to you personally etc, she simply wrote the figures i had already entered in mine, though in additional info, we wrote that the total cost of the trip would be borne by me _ the husband.
We also stated that her total earnings after tax is abt 25k , but we didnt attach any bank statement for her, only mine....cos her biz even though regidtered is on a small scale

Pls still waiting
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 11:12am On Jan 26, 2015
Pls i made a mistake in the online uk visa form, and i have submitted it, is there any way to correct this error or can i simply fill a new form with a new email.

2ndly am going with my wife who is self employed..in the section where they are asking money at hand\total cost of this trip to you personally etc, she simply wrote the figures i had already entered in mine, though in additional info, we wrote that the total cost of the trip would be borne by me _ the husband.
We also stated that her total earnings after tax is abt 25k , but we didnt attach any bank statement for her, only mine....cos her biz even though regidtered is on a small scale
Phones › Re: Airtel Data : Different Code, Different Balance by shithapuns: 6:43am On Jan 26, 2015
*223# to check android data
*123*9# to check bb data.
Technology Market › Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by shithapuns: 12:16pm On Jan 18, 2015
justi4jesu:
Item cost $395

Commission $20

Shipping $5 per pound depending on the weight. After delivery then i can know the weight of the item.

Shipping to Edo will be determined by the Local delivery in Lagos, When items gets to lagos you will be contacted for Pick up location. Shipment is every wednesday and it takes 8 to 10 Business Days after shipping from US to Arrive lagos.

Total $415(#76,680) Minus shipping to Lagos&Edo.
ok sounds fair enough, item weight shud be btw 2 to 3 pounds, amazon lists it as 2pounds, - http://www.amazon.com/Toyota-47025-35070-Brake-Master-Cylinder/dp/B00KTHC0EI/ref=sr_1_3?s=automotive&ie=UTF8&qid=1421579459&vehicle=2005-76-1005-------------0&sr=1-3&ymm=2005%3Atoyota%3A4runner&keywords=2005+4runner++master+cylinder

so whats the next step?...
Technology Market › Re: Shop U.S/eBay/Amazon $3.75 per lb U.S To NIGERIA, No Commission. by shithapuns: 9:28am On Jan 18, 2015
this is a small car part from ebay, how much shipping to edo state?, also where is ur office in lagos...incase i choose lagos pick up?. any estimate of when i will receive it?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ABS-Brake-Pump-Master-Cylinder-Booster-Assembly-05-09-TOYOTA-4RUNNER-Stk-DC24130-/271718791825?pt=Motors_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories&fits=Year%3A2005%7CModel%3A4Runner&hash=item3f43b3ba91&vxp=mtr
Technology Market › Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by shithapuns: 9:05am On Jan 18, 2015
this is a small car part from ebay, how much shipping to edo state?, also where is ur office in lagos...incase i choose lagos pick up?. any estimate of when i will receive it?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ABS-Brake-Pump-Master-Cylinder-Booster-Assembly-05-09-TOYOTA-4RUNNER-Stk-DC24130-/271718791825?pt=Motors_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories&fits=Year%3A2005%7CModel%3A4Runner&hash=item3f43b3ba91&vxp=mtr

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