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AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by shithapuns: 3:44pm On Mar 02, 2015
Pls help with this vin.
JTEBU14R030002898
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 11:50am On Feb 27, 2015
nonoski:
Good day house,
I successfully completed the Visa forms for me and my family and chose 13th of March for biometeric
I was referred to Teleperformance website which I have registered with.
While going throu the site I got to the value added services
Do I opt for the Preminuim lounge service which will cost me #89 GBP and since we are four that #356 GBP (N 112,500) and I am just wondering if its really necessary.
methinks its totally unnecessary......my visa was issued within 4 working days and i didnt even do expedited visa, premuim lounge is different from expedited visa...the lounge is like a vip lounge just like in airports you pay 2 to 5k to stay in the vip lounge.....and not in the common area with odinary peeps :0

total waste of money for me, but i aint a vip...............if u r a vip or celebrity or gat the dough.feel free to pay...i doubt it affects the visa outcome in any way
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 12:18am On Feb 25, 2015
Apple19:
@ Beauty4ashes...awwww!!! Our God is Faithful, HE WON'T SAY A THING WITHOUT BACKING IT UP WITH PROOFS! Yours is an example of HIS mightssszzzz. You shall carry to term IJN. Amen.

@Mumihaja n Prettymum...am also in your cycle clique o, we must see results SOON IJN.

@All....I went in for the dreaded HSG today o cheesy. But it was painful o (not more than what I can bear sha) but mehnnn! That pain for me no be here o cool. Though the result is not yet out, but while the Doctor was at it, he said I have copious discharge, but not offensive, my cervical opening is too small, that they had to quickly get a new Iron like that (can't remember the name), yet it was too big! They tried so many but, that hole no gree open mouth o. So he evetually forced one in (which explained why I bled afterwards). But the issue now is that am having pain, radiating towards my back, DH tried massaging with hot water and I also took analgesic. Can't even stand straight cos its like something is pulling back at my abdomen. Now, my O is this week, but don't think I'll be able to bd at all for like 2wks cos of this pain o, yet I don't want this cycle to just slip away like that. Pls what should I do o!!!!
you can do poor man iui grin , ur hubby ejacs into a container and the doc sucks it up and uses a narrow tube to pump it into ur uterus.......no washing or sorting of s,emen as in the proper iui.....relatively cheap 10 to 30k for 3 attempts...if you are inventive, careful and brave enough..u n ur hubby can come up with a diy method......wishing ur baby dust!!!
Technology MarketRe: Shop U.S/eBay/Amazon $3.75 per lb U.S To NIGERIA, No Commission. by shithapuns: 4:31pm On Feb 16, 2015
chinosxl:
YOUR NAMES
9101 LIPAN RD
STE 111
HOUSTON, TX 77063

Use only as "shipping address" not as billing address.
so I buy and ship to your address.........you receive it, weigh them and notify me....I then pay the shipping charges and you ship?........sounds ok. I would place the orders today so it should be getting to you over the wkend....
so I would be needing your account details soon. the 3.95 usd, what exchange rate do you use?

for transhipment to other Nigerian cities........HOPE YOU HAVE SYSTEMS IN PLACE FOR to interface seamlessly with them ?...would like to have an idea of their rates...say shipping to portharcourt/Enugu?
Technology MarketRe: Shop U.S/eBay/Amazon $3.75 per lb U.S To NIGERIA, No Commission. by shithapuns: 4:19pm On Feb 16, 2015
SO, LETS SAY I HAVE ITEMS I WANT TO BUY FROM AMAZON....CAN I SHIP TO UR ADDRESS, AND WHEN U RECEIVE ALL OF THEM..YOU CONSOLIDATE AND SHIP DOWN TO ME IN NIGERIA?....you charge $.3.95/lb?..the total weight of the items will be in excess of 25lbs

if yes, I would be needing your address
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by shithapuns: 7:23pm On Feb 13, 2015
Pls help me with this vin
JTJGF10U810108970
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by shithapuns: 5:21pm On Feb 11, 2015
hello fruitful mamas
apart from bridge clinic, anybody tried IUI and succeeded in portharcourt?
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 2:47pm On Feb 10, 2015
shithapuns:
wow, that was fast, submitted last friday.got this msg from the uk visa people, and my wifey also got the same message.

Your visa has now been processed and is ready for collection.
We aim to return passports to the Visa Application Centre where you lodged your application within 2 working days.


It appears we succeeded, going by past testimonies in the house!
so will likely go on Friday to pick up my visa/documents.
Thank God I didn't waste money paying for expedited visa,

IF I want to send some1 to help me collect it, is it possible?. apart from the collection slip and probably my passport data page, is there anyother thing I should give him?
I guess its too late to request for courier service?..I was thinking the visa would be ready next wk Friday or so, n had biz in lagos then embarassed embarassed
Ok. Picked up the visa tooday. My wife and i were succesful..thanks to the house for the tips

@ poster asking about amount in the bank..i think the main thing is not withdrawing cash in the acct to below what you filled is available for the trip. .eg if u say trip will cost 500k..and u put 1m as amt available for the trip., n lets assume u have 4m in ur acct...i believe u can withdraw upto 1 or 2m from same acct..as total amount is still above what u stated is available for the trip
AutosRe: Buy Cars from Cotonou without stress and your car(s) will be delivered 48 hours by shithapuns: 2:52pm On Feb 09, 2015
PLS gimme quote for 2002/2003 rx 300 and 2008/09 highlander..............landing cost to lagos, original/genuie clearing papers included
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 8:52pm On Feb 08, 2015
wow, it appears, the new rule is that some1 else cant collect ur passport/documents for you.

It is not possible for a third party to collect the documents on behalf of an applicant, except in the following cases:

A parent collecting for a dependent child.
One member of a family group collecting the passports for the whole family, if applied together.
Government Ministry representatives.
Business Network company representative, approved by the British High Commission and the company’s authorized signatories with a letter of permission and a photograph
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 12:55pm On Feb 05, 2015
Can someone collect visa n supporting docs for another person?
If yes....what is the procedure ....any documents to submit?
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns:
wow, that was fast, submitted last friday.got this msg from the uk visa people, and my wifey also got the same message.

Your visa has now been processed and is ready for collection.
We aim to return passports to the Visa Application Centre where you lodged your application within 2 working days.


It appears we succeeded, going by past testimonies in the house!
so will likely go on Friday to pick up my visa/documents.
Thank God I didn't waste money paying for expedited visa,

IF I want to send some1 to help me collect it, is it possible?. apart from the collection slip and probably my passport data page, is there anyother thing I should give him?
I guess its too late to request for courier service?..I was thinking the visa would be ready next wk Friday or so, n had biz in lagos then embarassed embarassed
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 7:13pm On Feb 03, 2015
larrytoks:
Please I've been having challenges making payment for my visa fees online, I've tried all the forms of payment listed but none was successful. Has anyone else experienced this and how did you resolve it?
use diamond bank visa atm card
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns:
ok I understand
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 8:45pm On Jan 28, 2015
nijadude:
Ok. thanks
the ones that allow free cancellation, do i still have to complete the booking with my card?
YES, U STILL DO
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 10:58pm On Jan 27, 2015
nijadude:
please can you give me the link?
WWW.BOOKING.COM

SEARCH using the city you intend to visit, select your dates..chikena.
be carefuland read the fine print some hotels don't allow free cancellation, they will deduct money fromur card as soon as youj book, so be very very careful and read the whole info throughly
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 7:05pm On Jan 27, 2015
NO, no outright payment, just online booking/reservation, rate is abt 22k/night, so about 220k for 10 nights
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 5:39pm On Jan 27, 2015
also, another wahala, now if I say I have someone in the uk..they form now asks, if you will VISIT or STAY with that person?
is that not a tricky question, why would they lump stay and visit together?......of course I wud viosit my sister, but am applying as a tourist..using hotel booking.

wont answering yes to this question affect me negatively?
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 4:09pm On Jan 27, 2015
Vicjustice:
The system allows multiple application form submission, so, if you think that the mistake is gross enough to jeopardize your application, then you can fill in a new application.

As for the second part, you do not have to provide both bank statemts, either of you can take the sponsorship responsibility.
By the way, did you say that you earn N25k (twenty-five thousand Naira) or N250k (two hundred and fifty thousand Naira)?
The 25k is the estimated monthly income of my wife, she has a small biz, registered, but no tax payment yet..mine is over 300k, and i hv 3m plus in my acct...

The error was not stating that i hv a married sis in the uk,, am applying as tourist, thus. Not gonna stay with them...


A pal adviced that i simply add my wifes application by clicking the start another application tab on my profile, that way i don't need to submit double. Paperwork.....
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 8:21am On Jan 27, 2015
Pls i made a mistake in the online uk visa form, and i have submitted it, is there any way to correct this error or can i simply fill a new form with a new email.

2ndly am going with my wife who is self employed..in the section where they are asking money at hand\total cost of this trip to you personally etc, she simply wrote the figures i had already entered in mine, though in additional info, we wrote that the total cost of the trip would be borne by me _ the husband.
We also stated that her total earnings after tax is abt 25k , but we didnt attach any bank statement for her, only mine....cos her biz even though regidtered is on a small scale

Pls still waiting
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 11:12am On Jan 26, 2015
Pls i made a mistake in the online uk visa form, and i have submitted it, is there any way to correct this error or can i simply fill a new form with a new email.

2ndly am going with my wife who is self employed..in the section where they are asking money at hand\total cost of this trip to you personally etc, she simply wrote the figures i had already entered in mine, though in additional info, we wrote that the total cost of the trip would be borne by me _ the husband.
We also stated that her total earnings after tax is abt 25k , but we didnt attach any bank statement for her, only mine....cos her biz even though regidtered is on a small scale
PhonesRe: Airtel Data : Different Code, Different Balance by shithapuns: 6:43am On Jan 26, 2015
*223# to check android data
*123*9# to check bb data.
Technology MarketRe: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by shithapuns: 12:16pm On Jan 18, 2015
justi4jesu:
Item cost $395

Commission $20

Shipping $5 per pound depending on the weight. After delivery then i can know the weight of the item.

Shipping to Edo will be determined by the Local delivery in Lagos, When items gets to lagos you will be contacted for Pick up location. Shipment is every wednesday and it takes 8 to 10 Business Days after shipping from US to Arrive lagos.

Total $415(#76,680) Minus shipping to Lagos&Edo.
ok sounds fair enough, item weight shud be btw 2 to 3 pounds, amazon lists it as 2pounds, - http://www.amazon.com/Toyota-47025-35070-Brake-Master-Cylinder/dp/B00KTHC0EI/ref=sr_1_3?s=automotive&ie=UTF8&qid=1421579459&vehicle=2005-76-1005-------------0&sr=1-3&ymm=2005%3Atoyota%3A4runner&keywords=2005+4runner++master+cylinder

so whats the next step?...
Technology MarketRe: Shop U.S/eBay/Amazon $3.75 per lb U.S To NIGERIA, No Commission. by shithapuns: 9:28am On Jan 18, 2015
this is a small car part from ebay, how much shipping to edo state?, also where is ur office in lagos...incase i choose lagos pick up?. any estimate of when i will receive it?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ABS-Brake-Pump-Master-Cylinder-Booster-Assembly-05-09-TOYOTA-4RUNNER-Stk-DC24130-/271718791825?pt=Motors_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories&fits=Year%3A2005%7CModel%3A4Runner&hash=item3f43b3ba91&vxp=mtr
Technology MarketRe: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by shithapuns: 9:05am On Jan 18, 2015
this is a small car part from ebay, how much shipping to edo state?, also where is ur office in lagos...incase i choose lagos pick up?. any estimate of when i will receive it?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ABS-Brake-Pump-Master-Cylinder-Booster-Assembly-05-09-TOYOTA-4RUNNER-Stk-DC24130-/271718791825?pt=Motors_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories&fits=Year%3A2005%7CModel%3A4Runner&hash=item3f43b3ba91&vxp=mtr
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 11:11pm On Jan 10, 2015
thanks vicjustice, sry i still got a few more questions.

qst A. What is the cost to you personally of your trip in GBP(£)? can i assume this shud be the total of QST 1+2+3+4?
*
QST 1. The total amount of money you have for this trip. can i assume this should be say half my savings, or 1/3rd etc like btw 1 to 2 million naira?, or roughly the same as answer to question A above?
*
QST 2. The cost of the aeroplane, boat or train tickets
*
QST 3. The cost of your accommodation
*
QST 4. The costmean, your living expenses


PLS note: am using hotel booking abt 200k for 14days {my wife and i], flight about 320k [2 persons] then about 100k for feeding/sight seeing and trans in uk = about 620k/2100GBP, so i intend to write this value for qst A, and then maybe 1m for qst 1, my salary is a lil above 300k and i have 3m+ in my savings acct
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 11:11am On Jan 09, 2015
Thats the wahala, the new form just has a drop down for dates.....no space for any other explanation!, and it has a red asterisk, meaning its not something you can avoid answering.....i still have a bunch of other questions,

qst A. What is the cost to you personally of your trip in GBP(£)? can i assume this shud be the total of QST 1+2+3+4?
*
QST 1. The total amount of money you have for this trip. can i assume this should be say half my savings, or 1/3rd etc like btw 1 to 2 million naira?, or roughly the same as answer to question A above?
*
QST 2. The cost of the aeroplane, boat or train tickets
*
QST 3. The cost of your accommodation
*
QST 4. The cost of your living expenses


PLS note: am using hotel booking abt 200k for 14days {my wife and i], flight about 320k [2 persons] then about 100k for feeding/sight seeing and trans in uk = about 620k/2100GBP, so i intend to write this value for qst A, and then maybe 1m for qst 1, my salary is a lil above 300k and i have 3m+ in my savings acct
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 10:16am On Jan 09, 2015
THANKS @ JUSTWISE..

sry if my questions are too many, but am not just used to this new uk visa application.

IN THE ONLINE FORM THERE IS A PLACE AM ASKED, if i have ever been denied visa by any country, and state the date if yes.

my problem is..i was denied usa visa in 2010 btw aug and oct, cant remember the exact dates [though i have a valid usa visa now], so my question is what do i write since i cant remeber the exact date i was denied?
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 9:37am On Jan 09, 2015
justwise:
Have you ever traveled to the UK and overstayed your visa and then left voluntarily without been deported by the govt?
@JUSTWISE, NO..LAST time i was in the uk, i stayed 10days and came back...with 6 months visa, applied sometime later and was given 2yrs visa wch expired late 2013..............i was unable to use it, cos i got married and changed jobs. so this yr i intend to apply 6months for my wife and 2yrs for myself, writing a letter stating why i didnt use the last 2yrs visa, i hope am not wasting my money by applying for 2yrs again?.


also from ur question, so i can take it that the question is meant for those that overstayed thier visa, and later voluntarily left?
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 9:11am On Jan 09, 2015
PLs i need some info, am applying fro uk visa soon, so am filling the online form. i came across this question - Have you ever voluntarily elected to depart the UK?---

i dont really understand the question, since in the previous questions i was asked if i have visited the uk b4, and my arrival and departure dates..........so do i conclude that this same question is the same?....and answer yes and enter the dates i departed uk on my previous visit/visa?

waiting for answer pls.
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by shithapuns: 2:42pm On Jan 08, 2015
PLs i need some info, am applying fro uk visa soon, so am filling the online form. i came across this question - Have you ever voluntarily elected to depart the UK?---

i dont really understand the question, since in the previous questions i was asked if i have visited the uk b4, and my arrival and departure dates..........so do i conclude that this same question is the same?....and answer yes and enter the dates i departed uk on my previous visit/visa?

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