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Phones › Re: Is The Blackberry10 Most Secured Security Pattern For Mobile Phone? by shitshappen(m): 7:28pm On Feb 12, 2016

oluwafreshkid:
Take a screen shot of ur lock screen 7 times, and I'll tell u wat ur lock code is

What if you are not able to do that?

Business › Re: Access Bank Wants Me To Commit Suicide by shitshappen(m): 2:32pm On Jan 19, 2016

How much is the T fare to the fro for three trips, bro u are in for a long ride. How much is the fare? Pm muah.

Education › Re: Share Your Experience Living With Your Room Mates In School by shitshappen(m): 6:30pm On Jan 17, 2016

Once upon a time, we used 3k cook soup( 1k times 3 people) big money for student then.( don't know about now). Na so one of my roommates vex empty one gallop of kerosene inside our pot of soup.

Trust me I removed all the fish and meat sharply and cured it with the other roommate before his Koro Koro eyes.

That was the beginning of our Problem.

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Politics › Re: The Truth About The Demolition Of Owonifari Market At Oshodi Lagos - Joe Igbokwe by shitshappen(m): 2:15pm On Jan 13, 2016

I am an Igbo man, I do business in one of the markets mentioned. I Must state that the Igbos in Lagos and Nigeria need a complete change of attitude. We are the first to incite the government into decisive actions, we are also the first to cry wolf. Take for example the case of matori ladipo road, the ease at which my brother Park vehicles along the ladipo-odo road thus impeding the traffic if very disheartening. The short drive from fattai-atere round about to the car park beside ecobank is very frustrating, IF govt decides to do something about it tomorrow we will all come here and play victims. I drive to other markets and I know what I am saying. LET US STOP FOOLING OURSELVES.

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Crime › Re: If You See A Coin Placed In Your Car Door Handle, This Is What It Means! by shitshappen(m): 6:48pm On Jan 10, 2016

Well thank God for recent cars, some sound alert if the central lock button is depressed but one or more of the door is jammed

Agriculture › Re: Another Investment Opportunity In Exportation by shitshappen(m): 12:41pm On Jan 08, 2016

karlxavier:
@shitshappen, charcoal export is a lucrative business everyone can get into. You could choose to export either barbecue charcoal or restaurant grade charcoal depending on your buyers specification. It is a business that you are guaranteed of your capital anyway anytime. No loss of capital and a guaranteed profit. It's a business that the buyer sends you 80percent of the total business value which covers your initial capital. That is the point where you can carry out transactions twice in a month because you could be able to supply your buyer twice In a month. It is a profitable business that takes your good head of organizing. All the document needed for export has been gotten and it's just for me to carry out the transaction. It's a very good business and anyone that wants to do the business can bring his or her lawyer so as to sign and seal a contract of how the person wants his or her transactions. Should be done. Thanks for your anticipated Co operation.

Are you based in Lagos? I will suggest we meet first and then take it up from there.

Autos › Re: What Is The Fastest Means To Sell A Car? by shitshappen(m): 12:30pm On Jan 08, 2016

Wreck it and sell in parts, so fast.

Agriculture › Re: Another Investment Opportunity In Exportation by shitshappen(m): 2:13pm On Jan 05, 2016

Can you convince me?

Crime › Re: Nigerian Jailed 330 Years In The US For Raping Daughter by shitshappen(m): 6:03am On Dec 19, 2015

Pity!

Education › Re: Is It Ideal 4 A 100l Uni. Undergraduate 2 Go To His Father's House Evry Weekend? by shitshappen(m): 9:36pm On Nov 24, 2015

Lol, I did that every weekend for one year.

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Family › Re: Best Attire When Meeting Your Boyfriend's Family For The First Time by shitshappen(m): 7:39pm On Nov 18, 2015

Just be yourself, most importantly let th family's religious background and level of exposure guide you. Forget all those telling u to wear anything, first impression matters.
Monday to Thursday- lean towards corporate wear
Friday - simple native wear
Saturday - decent casual wear
Sunday- simple native or corporate attire.

P.S. Forget that expensive jewelry, might not be called for.

My ten kobo

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Celebrities › Re: Singer Faze Trying To Get His Six Pack…shares Sexy Gym Pic by shitshappen(m): 7:30pm On Nov 18, 2015

All I see is one big Ricky Ross pack

Jokes Etc › Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by shitshappen(m): 2:58pm On Nov 18, 2015

Lol, the justrite part really cranked me up.

P.S I shop at justrite at least once every week by the virtue of it being strategically place on my way home from work coupled with ample parking space and yes low price. But that does not in any way reduce my "marriage worthiness ".

Romance › Re: Please Help!! My House Girl Is Tempting Me Oo by shitshappen(m): 8:09am On Nov 14, 2015

Just look at? Your hypocrisy is epic!

Phones › Re: The Era Of Change!! Finally Ncc Released Call Care Number: 622 by shitshappen(m): 4:10pm On Nov 13, 2015

Let's see how it goes

Romance › Re: Guys,if You're To Pick One,which One Will You Pick? Front Or Back?(pic) by shitshappen(m): 12:45pm On Sep 11, 2015

Menage a trois tongue

Lead us not into temptation

Jokes Etc › Re: Name That Thing Everyone Seems To Like But You Don't by shitshappen(m): 8:00am On Sep 06, 2015

Orijin

Education › Re: Thinking Of Joining A Cult Group. by shitshappen(m): 9:11pm On Sep 04, 2015

May the devil that tempt you, guide you.

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Romance › Re: Guys: How do you feel when a Lady You Aint Dating Sees Your Joystick? by shitshappen(m): 4:48pm On Aug 22, 2015

No biggie especially if it was accidental.

Check my moniker

Politics › Re: Policemen Push Patrol Van To Start In Lagos (Photos) by shitshappen(m): 10:21am On Aug 22, 2015

Firefire:
Where are all the police vans donated by Fashola administration

I will tell you where they are:

1. They have traded the 1KD engine ( diesel) it came with for ordinary L

2. The 2TR for 4Y that's if it's petrol

3. They even trade the headlamps and pointers for broken ones
4. If you quote me, I will deny you. Come to ladipo and investigate for urself.

Car Talk › Re: Rats Living In My Car Engine-solution Pls by shitshappen(m): 8:55pm On Aug 11, 2015

Once saw a dead bird inside my hood, I wondered how it must have gotten in.

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Autos › Re: **urgent**car Remote Control Repair/replacement by shitshappen(m): 7:18pm On Aug 10, 2015

What's ur location?

Autos › Re: Very Neat Few Months Used 2011 Toyota Corolla For Sale @2M by shitshappen(m): 1:53pm On Aug 07, 2015

benik:
lol. he quickly modified it to justify his claims. OMG

most of NL car dealers are dishonest in selling their cars which isn't right....

anyways few months reg or used. all d best

Don't mind him, and he has the the guts to shake his head for me. Person way want buy go buy.

Autos › Re: Very Neat Few Months Used 2011 Toyota Corolla For Sale @2M by shitshappen(m): 12:00pm On Aug 07, 2015

sirdozie1:
Nigerians sha, English is our Problem some times! "Few Months Used" not Few Months Registered" smh.

Oga stop playing smart, you said few months registered, I munched the screen, do you want me to show you? Orisirisi!

Autos › Re: Very Neat Few Months Used 2011 Toyota Corolla For Sale @2M by shitshappen(m): 6:24am On Aug 07, 2015

LSR 35 AC, and you are shouting few months registered. Bros that car in nothing less than two yrs. Better say few months used.

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Crime › Re: Mother Remanded In Prison For Stabbing 7-year-old Son by shitshappen(m): 3:46pm On Aug 04, 2015

Hawlahscho:
Wicked mother!

Untrained Son!

Stewpid family

[size=25pt]What's my own with FTC [/size]

Classic!
How easy to judge others.

Politics › Re: 10 Shocking Fact About North Korea That Makes The Whole World Hate Them. by shitshappen(m): 6:51am On Aug 04, 2015

BrainnewsNg:
Number 5 looks like law set by children!

True or True?

If you are referring to wiping the entire bloodlines of your enemy, is an age long tactics to curb any form of future insurgents. Read THE PRINCE or 48 LAWS OF POWER

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Christianity Etc › Re: Photo: Agbanje Spirit Was Snap By My Pastor During Deliverance Service by shitshappen(m): 9:41pm On Jul 29, 2015

hohohoho

BUSTED!

Crime › Re: Youngest Children Ever Tried For First-degree Murder Set To Be Released by shitshappen(m): 10:07am On Jul 29, 2015

Eya

Family › Re: What Is Your Age Gap In Your Marriage? by shitshappen(m): 12:49pm On Jul 21, 2015

SlimBrawnie:
Okay...... finally I have seen this thread. My boss who is so fond of me has been trying to upgrade friendship between me and her son,she called me to her office asking if I could be submissive if I should get married to my agemate whom I am just few months older than.... She hasnt told me her plans expressly,but I know and few of my colleagues too knows. She has my file,meaning she knows my age and I know I and her son may be agemate or Im older. I am kinda petite, though averagely tall but look like Im 7-10years younger and people say that alot, while he is taller and looks 5years older than his real age. Is it advisable getting married to your agemate? Especially if the lady is older with some months

you must be a good girl for your boss ( a mother) to think of arranging you for her son. kudos

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Pets › Re: Drop Your Contact(dog Walk, 25th Of July) by shitshappen(m): 12:43pm On Jul 10, 2015

would have loved to, but i wouldnt be available on that date, i pray there will be a next time.

Crime › Re: The Cars The Ikorodu Robbers Bought After Their Successful Operations (photos) by shitshappen(m): 8:48pm On Jul 06, 2015

80million naira to share around and this is all they can afford?

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