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Romance › Re: What Are The Signs That She Is Single? by shizzle11(m): 12:50pm On Sep 10, 2012
cindyrella: Na lie o!
I am single and I wear a ring. tongue


She is single only if she says so...
That's right!

Thank you for this cos I know a lot of 'our' girls do this for reasons I can't tell.
So dear Cindy, can u pls tell us why put a ring on your finger when u're single and not even engaged? What sort of ring is that?
Romance › Re: Why Beautiful Women Love Ugly Rich Men? by shizzle11(m): 12:14pm On Sep 10, 2012
Hahahahahaha, una no go kill person 4 NL walahi!


@op, they love the man's money not the man.

A mans pocket defines his handsomeness according to nigerian girls definition of handsome (not my own'o).

If you hans physically and u no get pepper, dat one na oyo u dey.

So with this definition, I guess ur quest is answered.
Romance › Re: Shld I Believe Him by shizzle11(m): 11:45am On Sep 10, 2012
Priceless95: I no go gree dat one because i want to keep myself till my weddin day.so if dat is his misson dat wuld be in another life.thank you all 4 ur advice.HAPPY SUNDAY
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Priceless95: Religion stuff&he is too bossy 4 my likin.i broke up wit him.he didnt bleep me.maybe dat wat he wants to do

I knew dis guy like three years ago,dated him 4 only two mnths.nw he is callin sayin he couldnt forget me shld i dated him back.advice pls
My friend quit spewing dust! Listen to yourself. I hate it when gals say they don't want to get intimate yet they want to date, so what is the benefit of such r/ship to the guy? Silly arzes! Yet want the guy to play every other role required of a befitting boyfrieng but you don't find him befitting of your punny.

Why go into a relationship in the first place if you don't want sex? Stay the hell out of any f**king r/ship if u don't want to be bleeped. Silly idiaat!

You come here with your sermon of being young and not wanting to destroy ur future as if having sex amounts to destroying ones future. You want to eat your cake and have it, nonsense!

You want to entire fire but you don't want to get burnt abi is he forcing you into the r/ship ni?.


Priceless95: .dont you get it,am young&decide 2 give myself 2 my husband nt to my
Priceless95:
.that is wat am going to do.cos am stil kind of young&dont want to destroy my future
boyfried.myself&guy neva kissed or had sex only hugs.
You better stop living in delusion!
Romance › Re: Women, Why Are You All Confused? by shizzle11(m): 11:03am On Sep 10, 2012
You can hardly ever please a woman(nigerian) no matter how hard you try, they still manage to find some loophole as if they are complete, forgetting that their own life is full of shortcomings.

Well I have leant long time ago never to try to hard to impress or please a woman, they are (mostly) simply not worth it!
Romance › Re: Can Love Be Made by shizzle11(m): 10:55am On Sep 10, 2012
Senseless thread! Hisses at th op
Politics › Re: Jonathan Rates Self-high On Performance by shizzle11(m): 10:27am On Sep 10, 2012
idowuswap: I never believe that igbo peepps can become president.well bcuz of thier greediness & robbery mind thieves 419
You are a complete disgrace not only to ur immediate family, but also to ur entire ethnic group.

What a waste of spermatozoa!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Rates Self-high On Performance by shizzle11(m): 10:21am On Sep 10, 2012
Loooling at the level of disapproval of okupe's comment. But truth be told, on the two areas he mentioned, i.e power and electoral reforms, he was spot on.
Politics › Re: Cleric Gives List Of Boko-Haram Sponsors To David Mark by shizzle11(m): 10:10am On Sep 10, 2012
We have heard thesame story over and over again. All talk, no action. Imagine that the letter was written to Mark since 2011.

By the way, (what drew my attentn) where are the names sefhuh
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Too Archaic It Worries Me by shizzle11(m): 8:20am On Sep 10, 2012
oluafolabi: Lmao!!!!! **I don die ooooo** heheheheheheheheheheh... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.

**Back to topic.. Are you sure that your bf hasn't been jazzed??.. For real oo.. This symptoms he is exhibiting are the first steps.. The next one will be to leave his job and start farming in the village and you will be the faithful wife that will give him fresh palm wine when he is back smiley cheesy .

Heheheheheh.. I wish you patience and goodluck smiley ..cheers!!! wink
Now your last line got me laffing so so hard. So funny bt on point!
Crime › Re: UNIBEN Student: Daniel Ike Killed By Cultists by shizzle11(m): 7:46am On Sep 10, 2012
I withhold my sympathy! Now with the damning comments particularly on this page, the ff can be deduced:

1. He was one and was probably given a dose of his own medicine
2. Plenty of them abound in this forum
3. I give up on gentle looking guys


...Am out!
Romance › Re: MY AGONY @ 30.....A Fiction Turn Reality. by shizzle11(m): 9:47pm On Sep 09, 2012
This is sooo f**king long, ...2much suspense. Nice one thou.
@op, well done, u really dug into the archive.
Romance › Re: A Must Read!!! by shizzle11(m): 9:21pm On Sep 09, 2012
Sijo01: wit diz commendatn, ima gonna read diz plenty pix wen moi's lex bizy 2day.
Pls do! U'll find it interesting.
Romance › Re: Most Naija Babes Are Into Runs... by shizzle11(m): 9:05pm On Sep 09, 2012
Caracta: SMH
Easy, lest your head fall off

Op, u are on point walahi, good/decent girls are very few.

Only sad part is you had to drag late Cynthia into this. Could you pls let the dead be?
Romance › Re: Why Must The Guy Be The Only One Spending by shizzle11(m): 8:56pm On Sep 09, 2012
@op, that is the norm, except you find a girl who truly loves you and is not selfish, then she'll spend on you happily while demanding less from you. Just don't let any girl take you for a f00l if she's too demanding without being considerate, then just free any such girl
Romance › Re: Handsome Vs Confident Guys: Who Attracts The Ladies More? by shizzle11(m):
shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Handsome Vs Confident Guys: Who Attracts The Ladies More? by shizzle11(m): 6:22pm On Sep 09, 2012
All the ladies suddenly prefer confident guys, where as we all know what most(90%) naija babes prefer. If you are lying, God is watching you.
Politics › Re: Demolition Of Kidnappers Of Anambra's Monarch's House ( Pics) by shizzle11(m): 2:19pm On Sep 08, 2012
Hehehehehehehe my guvnor is awake afterall. Doomsday looming for all kidnappers with this action. Now this is more like it!
Crime › Re: Police Seize Cynthia Osokogu's Corpse by shizzle11(m): 11:27am On Sep 08, 2012
[quote author=Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ]Cynthia is dead and gone. My concern is for other young girls that take that kinda mad and blind risk in their insatiable quest for MATERIAL THINGS and SEXUAL ADVENTURE.
To the ladies in the house, CYNTHIA's CASE IS JUST ONE OUT OF TOO MANY THAT GO UNREPORTED OR UNRESOLVED. DON'T BE PART OF THE STATISTIC.
Why are we wasting time talking about her soul resting in peace. CYNTHIA HANDED HER SOUL TO THE DEVIL THE MOMENT SHE WALKED INTO THAT SIN HOUSE(HOTEL) with her CRIMINAL LOVER. Even if she wanted to negotiate business with her fellow girl, it could have taken place anywhere but not a SIN HOUSE, talkless of negotiating what useless business apart from SEX-FOR-CASH DEAL in a HOTEL.
Say whatever you like, but your own days are numbered if currently you are as LOOSE as CYNTHIA. And 2moro people will come on NAIRALAND to blab about your SINFUL SOUL resting in which peace.
PEACE OF THE WICKED? We cant hoodwink GOD. For it is WRITTEN that "the soul that sinneth it shall die".
Her killers even have chance of making heaven if only they admit their sins and repent today. But for CYNTHIA, I know she burns right nw in hell. THAT'S THE BIBLE TRUTH[/quote]You are as silly as you are ignorant, same for all that clicked 'like' on your silly comment.
Who made you judge over your fellow man to opine that Cynthia is in hell right now?? U idiatt!

Whoever told you hotel is a house of sin. Maybe travelers are now supposed to lodge in brothels or she could have come to your house to discus the supposed 'busines' odejide!

Did you not hear her killers confess severally that they lured her through 'business' proposal (she didn't go there for whatever sex for money as you would want many gullible fellows to believe here on NL).

You are no more saint than Cynthia so stop castigating her. You don't even know her and what she represents while alive, you probably have made more silly mistakes in your life so stop ur stewpid hollier-than-thou attitude here.

Cynthia is late now, and soon will be buried, can you please let her Rest in peace now.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Ngozi Ezeonu: Is She Better Slimmer Or Bigger? by shizzle11(m): 10:46am On Sep 08, 2012
@op can't really spot any difference in the two pics cos she looks quite chubby in the same way. Me like the woman sha! She don really pay her dues for naija films, very scandal-free. One of very few actresses i respect a lot
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Ngozi Ezeonu: Is She Better Slimmer Or Bigger? by shizzle11(m): 10:40am On Sep 08, 2012
[quote author=asdf:jkl ha ha ]Pls were r d garri pple we nid dem on dis thread[/quote]seconded!!
Politics › Re: Enough Is Enough, ACF Tells Boko Haram by shizzle11(m): 10:32am On Sep 08, 2012
Silly noisemakers, playing to the gallery. Idiaats!
Politics › Re: Dana's Licence Was Suspended In Error - Oduah by shizzle11(m): 10:24am On Sep 08, 2012
Not comfy with the lifting of the suspension, but one thing is certain, she's one of very few ministers whose ministry has seen tremendous improvement in their various sector(s)
Music/Radio › Re: MTV Video Music Awards 2012: List Of Winners by shizzle11(m): 9:05pm On Sep 07, 2012
Yeaaah! Happy for ma homeboy Chris Brown.
Crime › Re: Police Seize Cynthia Osokogu's Corpse by shizzle11(m): 8:13pm On Sep 07, 2012
sylve11: What's the autopsy for? cool
My thoughts exactly. Even if they have to conduct an autopsy, what have they being doinghuh I mean will it take them eternity to do that? even when they know the burial ceremony has been fixed for today, why have they not concluded the autopsy all these whilehuh See how they're prolonging the sorrow of the family. Nigeria indeed jaga-jaga no be small. Useless nigeria police
Romance › Re: A Woman's Height by shizzle11(m): 1:02pm On Sep 07, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Height should not matter in a relationship.[/quote]It shouldn't really matter. Ppersonally, give me a short and tall 'version' of same girl, and i'll ideally go for the tall one. I simply prefer them taller
Romance › Re: A Woman's Height by shizzle11(m): 12:40pm On Sep 07, 2012
beylinko: Since u girls fit use 'ojoro' high-shoes u nid nt worry.
Lol! Not only 'ojoro' high heels'o, even 'ojoro' wigs and weave-on all add to their height
Romance › Re: Will You Still Go Ahead With Marriage If He/she Is An 'osu'? by shizzle11(m): 11:43am On Sep 07, 2012
vivian chinaza: @serendipity; I just told you wheRe I come fRom we don't care about such things. My parents will be moRe interest in him and the kind of family he is fRom! But let's assume they care about "osu" and kicks against ouR marRiage? We will put in efforts to convince but if they are still adamant..... I will maRry myself off to him free of chaRge...less expenses for us sef lol...we will start living as family and kids will start coming, wheneveR they aRe ready to accept us we will come back for the bride price! Lol.....so my paRents know better not to tRy me with such thing o!
Lool! Babe I like your guts

@op, truth is this 'osu' thing is really thwarting the marriage chances of some would-have-been couples. Honestly in my opinion, it should be outrigthly abolished. So much about discrimination. Haba!
Romance › Re: Do You Prefer Your Spouse To Be Fat Slim Or Moderate by shizzle11(m): 11:29am On Sep 07, 2012
Prefer them moderate, don't like fat girls, but quite a few look sexy and seductive(ie with the right figure) and neat too
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interested In Marriage by shizzle11(m): 11:00am On Sep 07, 2012
Ok! Op, i'm interested. Could you please send me 500$ only so i could carry out the procedure on making inquiry on your mailbox, send to 0001419419, zenis bank, thanx!
Romance › Re: Unorthodox Things 'classy' Nigerian Women Do To Bag A Husband by shizzle11(m): 10:44am On Sep 07, 2012
[quote author=gree-die]The fact as it Is


Seconded!


.... Nice


Absolutely!

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