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^^^^ I hail you sir oh.

Happy birthday to @daddysgurl. Wishing you the best in life endeavours. Enjoy your day!

Same to all October 21 celebrants.

^^^^ Okay.

VillageBoi: Just saw this at the BFI London Film festival... yup old story BUT brilliantly told and shot. Boy the film is sooooo beautiful... and what he did with sound Wow!!

Ayam impressed. I must wash dis film.

mukina2: dense face front

Queen of bans and frontpage, happy birthday.

Ehn-ehn-ehn! So Mukina be October babe? Okay naa.

Happy Birthday oo, supermod. May God grant you good health and sound mind... to ban ppl on NL , lock and unlock threads, and move topics to frontpage. ...especially mine...shey you get?

Enjoy your day! !!!

^^^^^ Nice one bro. And I saw what you did oh..."hmmmmmmm".

I'm glad Mama Onyeka stands out 'cos she is a very good actress with not many roles coming her way these days. Chiwetel is a stellar actor.

Villageboi, Villageboi, Villageboi..
How many times did I call you?

When would I see your FEATURE film?

Btw, tell me more about that "Mother of George" movie.

Lol ...I do. Who watches "Ojo's in the house" on Ebonylife TV

VillageBoi: Now I am back and can say tank you to those that did a prayereth for me. I can also add the prayer "We thank God" as I, beyond mission impossible, managed to get a ticket on the final BFI London film festival day and have now seen HOAYS! Booyahhhhh!!!

Hmmm....congrats on this rare feat.

So, give us a personal review of the movie jare!

speedyboi: *speaking in tongues* shaka da baradapongafataradashegefolorifubaaaaa!

Any of your enemies wey no go make the mission possible, may divine thunder from heaven scatter them into pieces like the ammunitions of district 9 aliens! IJN have I prayed. AMEN! You may go Now

Didn't I advise you to stop taking too much of heroin? Mschew!

*Walks out of thread speaking in tongues*

speedyboi: What's your excuse this time? baba Sholay

Btw Baba VB, I go watch am later too.

Dat ur head like Badagry coconut I just got back from church and seriously famished. Man shall not live by movies alone. Okay?

And what's your excuse, naughty pikin?

speedyboi: I just went across the street to get stuffs. I saw sausage roll and I felt like buying. Make I check the expiry date oooo, Guess what I saw? Hmmm...Maybe na blade oooo...abi na chemical ooo...dem don use am scrape off the expiry date area of all the sausage rolls on display!

Why are our people this wicked though? Obviously, those Snacks are expired and they Still wan sell am and poison people.

I just called Nafdac contact line and they requested for the address of the shop. The way they replied, it seems they will do something. Make I just they wait for wetin dem go do. Before dem wicked naija witches kill me, I go first 'wicked' them and their yeye businesses

Nice one.

Thanks for the thread. Would watch da videos later.

speedyboi: Btw...happy Sunday guys

Happy Sunday

^^^^^^ Asewo!

speedyboi: Sholay hold that thing you call mouth. No come spoil fun for me

*Mouth sealed*

speedyboi: *sighs* have you searched google? Maybe you should check Youtube. Thank me later

In as much as it's vital to go to church and participate fully...

How I wish the churches of nowadays are truly those things you listed up here

prof800: But I pity the makers of "Doctor Bello".
How will they get their money back?
The movie spent two days...just two days in American cinemas before it was kicked out like a ball.

Two days?! Won ti je gbese. No wonder...dem release am for DVD sharperly.

speedyboi: I was eager to...but after reading one vanguard critic like tear the movie into pieces...I tried to read from other critics and popular Movie reviewers - same thing. So you wanted me to do 'aya gbangba' and waste my 'toro-kobo' money abi?

Lol. I didn't even know critics had 'finished' the film. Just got it and watched it. I was so disgusted that I had to shut my laptop down yesternite and continue the torture this morning with the hope that 'though sorrow may last till the nite but joy comes in the morning". E no work for dis film oh.

They really effed up. Many crappy lines in the screenplay.

prof800: Sorry, maybe you wait to see ONYE OZI.

VillageBoi was referring to "ONYE OZI" movie here...

I hope it's subtitled sha 'cos it looks like an Igbo movie. I will look forward to it. (My interest has been ignited by Villageboi's comment).

prof800: Dear sholay2011,
this is to tender a sincere depth of apology for my bad bad bad deeds..
though it wasn't my fault...i was facing some challenges during that period..


Now. To make it up to you..here's a thousand box.

*Quickly pockets the money* Of course, your apology has been accepted even before you tendered it.
I know my Prof must have been quite busy.

May God give us the strength to overcome life challenges.

prof800: **raises hands up**
Present Sir!
Put my name..Put my name!

Lol Okay naa

bellong: Happy birthday to all celebrating today... Wishing you all many more prosperous years ahead....

I can't wait for 29th to come.

kreami diva: She don dey show herself now...... hmmm

What are you saying?

Btw, congrats to Dillish. She finally gets to meet 'Oshiobaba'.

speedyboi: Probably Cos no one went to see it...lol

Since it's on DVD, I will try to get it though....I can still spare the 750 (half of theatre ticket).

Lol. So, you've not even seen the movie? Well, enjoy the 'masterpiece'

I would appreciate your feedback after you've seen it. Just note all I complained about here.

^^^^^Lmao!

@Villageboi...tnx for d videos jare. Dis white ppl sef...

speedyboi: Ooooo...so it's even out on DVD and I never heard? Goes to show how useless the film probably is

I was kinda surprised too that it's already on DVD. Tony Abulu fall my hand sha.

lertee: Hi hi

Hello

speedyboi: Google.com

Don't tell me you don't click it before going to see Any movie! Try to next time

I check for Hollywood movies but not naija. I would start doing so for both now.