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Firmino will play with our Defense like 2yo kids

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Tinubu out there playing Frank Underwood of the House of Cards series movie...

we northerners won't vote for him for whatever reason

BabaIbo:
I remembered one morning one of my teachers walked in to the class and asked if you know you're owing for PTA and harvest stand up(It is a missionary/government school), Omo fear of being flogged made me not to stand up cos that man is one of the most dreaded teachers. Luckily for me the man actually came to know those still owing cos he misplaced the list for those that are owing.
After a week the man came back with the two lists; the original list for those that have paid and the other list he compiled a week ago and he noticed my name only appeared on the PTA's corner in the original list but was not in the list for those owing, na so the man start to dey beg me for two weeks say make I tell am the true, shey I don pay, Omo I tight my mind o, I lied that I have paid and coincidentally my dad gave me the money for the HARVEST on the day he agreed that I have paid, he even used me as an example of upright and truthful student to my classmates but those ones wey I flexed the money with just dey laugh with style.

Omo na flexing for me and my guys cos I took them out for flexing

P.S- similar issue also happened in my primary school

You should be added in EFCC's watchlist... lol

David De Basket
Manure Basket is allergic to clean sheet.. hahahahaha

Salah
Gorge Weah
Abouterika
Drogba
Eto'o
Essien
were all Cricket players huh?
Rio = weed

tstx:
Dumbfck
I so hate this man's guts
Since he took over Nigeria has bin spiralling down
Nigeria @58: Here are the Top 10 Areas Nigeria Ranks Lowest in Africa

may hatred not kill you... sense shall locate you soon

Famoosky:
How I wish you get what we call Sense.

OMG comman see painment!!!

FarahAideed:
Nonsense !!!!!If the ambassador knew he wasn't going to monitor all 7 polling areas then he should just have stayed back in Abuja

Someone's hurt Lol


APC won and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

Don't know why i like anything APC.... may they continue to win elections forever

Jokers.....




2019
Nigeria Sai Baba Buhari

The most funny thing is how
@OfficialPDPNig are seeking the sympathy of the masses these days completely forgetting what they did to us (the looting) and @Karma issa b*tch. #OsunRerun #APC



SAI BABA 2019

Ezemarcel:
Aboki na aboki

pathetic �

looks funny












until something bad happened

oooduancalmdown:
He is an hypocrite. Whenever Northerners pass their stupid bill, he is always nowhere to be found

English betrayed you

a hypocrite not ~an hypocrite~

ariesbull:
Your stupidity is like bread and butter....is Delta state an Igbo state?

Pained? lol

Igbo girls and prostitution
Are like Sergio Ramos and stupidity

3,000 bags of rice? wow!!! just when Bauchi state government donated 1,000 bags to the entire state..... #Shame!!

We're sincerely enjoying this.....I pray it won't stop soon

the bottom line is that they're all not doing it for the masses

Imaging the comments if he's a Hausa man

If that's what the guy actually posted, then he deserve to DIE




slight disrespect to the prophet (pbuh) is punishable by death

Can this people make heaven?

Messi is better than Ronaldo

One funny thing about all those people saying they'll send Buhari back to his farm in Daura come 2019 did not actually voted for him in 2015.... continue wasting your time here while those that voted him into power are still very ready to vote for him again

Christianity is indeed a JOKE

85% of Christians are fools

With all sincerity the CAN has been the most clueless and irrelevant body I've known in my entire existence......




Are the CAN leadership programmed to be this stupid or what?

emmie14:
That's how it suppose to be

as in he supposed to be a minister or what?

emmie14:
Your dad is in Nigerian leadership , a member of federal executive council.

How is her Dad a member of the federal executive council? is he a minister?

Okay

kennygee:
Not everyone who says "Lord Lord" will inherit the Kingdom of God.

Hypocrisy.... if to say na Hausa man now you'd be the first to condem the entire tribe

Luckygurl:
Awww!!
Worries of a caring boyfriend.

It's obvious she's joking, infact her comments on this thread has provided comic relief to me even though the situation on ground isn't a funny one.

Just inform your girlfriend to be careful and observe the curfew.

Thank you so much for the advice