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Romance / Re: Got some. by Shormiey(m): 8:14pm On Jan 26, 2021
Bouz:
He must be VERY rich?, Thief! lipsrsealed


She is funny and crazy at the same time grin ni

Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Man Or A Woman Who Has Body Odour ? by Shormiey(m): 7:50pm On Jan 26, 2021
I can't oooo....once I perceive it ....it's over but I will forward a strong advice in an anonymous box message lobatan...
Romance / Re: Lady Accuses Her Boyfriend Of Beating & Injuring Her In Port Harcourt (Graphic) by Shormiey(m): 7:41pm On Jan 26, 2021
josiegirl27:
are u for real?
And you believed him....? Wtf!!!! shocked
Romance / Re: Lady Accuses Her Boyfriend Of Beating & Injuring Her In Port Harcourt (Graphic) by Shormiey(m): 7:40pm On Jan 26, 2021
Denique:


You didn't call him. You can't be that petty grin

So sis, how do you want your swear?
This is not the first time he has laid hands on you and you stayed put?! Okurrrr undecided
I knew it.....dude is lying ....you read the bagga well....

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Storm Ekiti Forest Reserve, Destroy Multi-million Naira Maize Farm by Shormiey(m): 7:31pm On Jan 26, 2021
Iamgrey5:
The idiot Fayemi already said Ekiti is their home

"He said he loves them" in Trump's voice

I hope he pays them some money to stop killing our people in Ekiti.
Lol grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Accident In Otukpo-Adoka Road: Mother, 3 Kids, 10 Others Crushed To Death (Graph by Shormiey(m): 7:01pm On Jan 26, 2021
This 2012 get as it be oooo.....people plenty wey don die already shocked
Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Officers Are Seen As The Best In The World - IGP Adamu by Shormiey(m): 3:56pm On Jan 26, 2021
Clowns

Career / Re: Man Loses Job After Telling Boss Over Phone His Mum Is An Illiterate by Shormiey(m): 3:45pm On Jan 26, 2021
MickzyDonald:
The boss is an illiterate if he doesn't know the meaning of an illiterate also, maybe he's been looking for an opportunity to fire him before who knows
This is just the bloody truth
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Went Back To Her Ex, What Does It Mean? by Shormiey(m): 3:05pm On Jan 26, 2021
Mikester:
In your next relationship, never expect total faithfulness from a woman. It keeps you on your feet. Blind love makes you less intelligent. Don't subscribe to it. It's of no use to you in a relationship else you want to be mentally destroyed.

Moreover, Men aren't meant to be overly emotional. They're meant to dominate. As a matter of fact women are attracted to and value men who are less emotional and more logical. They get wet for a man who has more pride and less emotions. If you're man reading this, use this to your advantage. It's necessary to know that emotions are attractive in women not men.


Bonus :> A guy is more likely to spend on a lady if all he does is chasing her.

Attracting ladies benefits a man more than chasing her. If a man attracts a lady, he'll be less bothered on spending on her. Women all over the world are generally attracted and more likely to fall in love with men with status, wealth, looks, intelligence, respect, education, ambition, a sense of humour and more height than them.

Try having at least 5 of these traits and women would flock around you like ants to sugar. You become the prize and they will try their best to impress you which makes you put little effort in sustaining the relationship.




Embrace this truth and you might find that relationship happiness that has always eluded you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (3 - 2) On 24th January 2021 by Shormiey(m): 11:04am On Jan 26, 2021
Rodwave:


No be only skysports. It's obvious that your village has no TV not to talk of DSTV. Even your skysports rated them worst than other sporting site.

Iberibe na enye gị morale
Dude, I guess you lack moral values or better still you don't know how to talk without insulting in a constructive argument.....guess I can detect the kinda home you came from..........lemme just laugh over this
Politics / Re: Hoodlums Fired Gunshots At Igboho’s House Before Setting It On Fire – Police by Shormiey(m): 11:01am On Jan 26, 2021
These Fulani people really wanna mess up things for themselves.....awon oloriburuku sha


And bubu no wan talk anything now shocked
Crime / Re: Fawale Rauf: DSS Officials Beat Police Officer To Death In Osun (Photos) by Shormiey(m): 8:51am On Jan 26, 2021
This one no concern me jawre..... grin


Dog eat dog, make em continue to dey eat each other...shikena grin

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Religion / Re: Faith Edeko Denies Sleeping With Apostle Suleman by Shormiey(m): 8:37pm On Jan 25, 2021
EndRape2:
Do not mind your stupid husband that is how they behave, once they notice you left them and you are looking good not begging, them, they try to come back, and when you refused, they will start calling you prostitute or start dragging you. The man is a looser.


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Watch the video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbz-w_81cH0

Watch the continuation of the video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKYSQLSFi7Y

Watch the video Pastor Mike Davids accusing Apostle Suleman of sleeping with his wife here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz7Rr19D8xM

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/1/update-wife-of-pastor-mike-davids-who-accused-apostle-johnson-suleman-of-sleeping-with-her-breaks-her-silence-videos-2.html
Why did you just jump into conclusion....anyway I can see that you talk like a typical naija woman....do you know whether the woman is lying? They both cry in their posted video script...so for now judge not so that ye shall not be judge. undecided
Religion / Re: Faith Edeko Denies Sleeping With Apostle Suleman by Shormiey(m): 8:33pm On Jan 25, 2021
JovialJune:
You see why it is good to sit on the fence, she has said her truth/lie, hubby has said his truth/lie, we are now waiting for the truth to say its authentic story.
Gbam grin
Religion / Re: Faith Edeko Denies Sleeping With Apostle Suleman by Shormiey(m): 8:26pm On Jan 25, 2021
nosiebaba:
Pastor suleiman didn't sleep with your wife, you are probably another deadbeat husband and father that make their wives go through hell. Even after all the he'll she must have been through you want to destroy her dignity by accusing her of infidelity. Nonsense.
Don't just believe whatever you read on internet....it's 3 people involved and I know someone is lying among the three....

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Family / Re: Bricklayer Wife Organizes A Birthday Party For Her Husband In Appreciation by Shormiey(m): 4:09pm On Jan 25, 2021
womenareapes:
I know this can't be a Nigeria woman! undecided

those fvcking black ediots undecided

Family / Re: Bricklayer Wife Organizes A Birthday Party For Her Husband In Appreciation by Shormiey(m): 3:59pm On Jan 25, 2021
southniyikaye:
Issokay
Before a Nigerian girl go do this kin thing for you, You go don almost sell your family house for her that's if you never sell una family land...

Before a Nigerian woman go do this kin thing, you go don buy am land, open standard supermarket, she go don almost travel the whole abroad finish...

Nigeria girl/lady /woman do this for you as a bricklayer or laborer?
FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE
They can't do it jawre except 0.00005 % of them. undecided
Romance / Re: Can Dry Gin Prevent Unwanted Pregnancy? by Shormiey(m): 1:36pm On Jan 25, 2021
Oga oooo
Celebrities / Re: Abbyke Domina Buys A Range Rover (Pix) by Shormiey(m): 1:22pm On Jan 25, 2021
Bola146:
grin God bless our hustle
Which hustle?....this is called Clitocurrency in the cockexchange market, if you know what I mean....
Sports / Re: Frank Lampard Sacked As Chelsea Manager by Shormiey(m): 1:17pm On Jan 25, 2021
Thank God for Chelsea fans....dude ain't good enough for them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (3 - 2) On 24th January 2021 by Shormiey(m): 1:09pm On Jan 25, 2021
Rodwave:


Oga make use of better site. Stop using useless football site
I watched the match and I saw after match statistic on sky sport ok.... it's 55 for United and 45 for Liverpool...stop arguing like you know all.... grin
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: Criminalising Fulani Herdsmen Is Fishing For Trouble by Shormiey(m): 9:43am On Jan 25, 2021
This woman no fit get sense lailai.....Old hag oshi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (3 - 2) On 24th January 2021 by Shormiey(m): 6:39am On Jan 25, 2021
Rodwave:


It's like there's no television in that village you are hiding in
Manchester United possessed them in this particular game .....check the analysis ok

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (3 - 2) On 24th January 2021 by Shormiey(m): 6:36am On Jan 25, 2021
blinking001:
Liverpool for life....YNWL...today we are going to teach Man Utd a lesson they'll never forget...Man utd are going to get the beating of their life today...
IF LIVERPOOL LOOSES THIS GAME I'LL DEACTIVATE MY NAIRALAND ACCOUNT..
to hell with Man Utd
Baba we dey wait you make you deactivate your account cheesy......or you fit give me your password make I help you.... grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (3 - 2) On 24th January 2021 by Shormiey(m): 6:35am On Jan 25, 2021
Neowanskywalker:
What liverpul needs is a striker that can dribble and play sh0t. T0o many chances wasted. As for man.utd, na luck u take win. Spurs go kil liv 0n thursday. C0unter attack is the easiest way to win liv. S0n and kane na sharpshuta. UP CHELSEA THOUGH!
It will shock you that Tottenham will chop am this time around...who be their mate because em beat me 6-1 abi? Just dey yarn anyhow...

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Politics / Re: Vacation Order: Akeredolu, South-West Governors To Meet Miyetti Allah On Monday by Shormiey(m): 6:17am On Jan 25, 2021
Cantonese:


At least be a little ashamed of yourself.


He still get mouth to talk.....em dey hoist flag on their papa land for forest reserve grin....these people are very annoying and primitive.

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Crime / Re: Lady Kills Her Husband With The Heel Of Her Shoe In Warri (Photos) by Shormiey(m): 9:25pm On Jan 24, 2021
Jessepaid:
shocked shocked shocked

I no dey buy heels for woman again o
Same here....weapon of mass destruction....
Politics / Re: Quit Notice : You’re An Ingrate, Angry Northern Governor's Aide Blasts Akeredolu by Shormiey(m): 9:23pm On Jan 24, 2021
Another gibberish from terrorist foolanis..... undecided
Politics / Re: No More Herdsmen – Sunday Igboho Faces Soldiers, Policemen by Shormiey(m): 4:52pm On Jan 24, 2021
guru90:
Herdsmen have noticed that yorubas are weak, fear and they can't face war attacks... that's the reason herdsmen are killing their people each day.....

Now, herdsmen don dominate at Ondo, Ogun and Oyo........

Ode it will shock you.....bubu sef don buy market undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Acts In Igbo, Yoruba And English Movies by Shormiey(m): 2:37pm On Jan 23, 2021
Beckysexy:
Lol. This lady with poto poto nyansh. I didn't know she's an Igbo lady though.
You must be joking, she get better yansh pass you period....
Politics / Re: Saliu Abdulkadir: Youths Have Driven Me, My Wife, Children Out Of Our Home by Shormiey(m): 7:23am On Jan 23, 2021
mightyhazel:
grin which house. bush na house?
Eyes dey pain you abi undecided

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