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Romance / Re: I Said No To My Girlfriend For The First Time And She Feels Like Dying by Shormiey(m): 12:04am On Mar 03, 2021
Zzor:
Yes,its your responsibility to provide for her or do you want another guy to help you do your work?


Just girlfriend?.....you are not making sense, Olohun.
Politics / Re: Afenifere: Withdrawal Of Foodstuffs From South By North, A Blessing In Disguise by Shormiey(m): 1:38pm On Mar 01, 2021
Kaduna1stson:
If you are hoping on importation to fill the gap, remember that we run the borders, we can close Seme again plus other southern land borders.

We can handpick the foods to be imported from the ports because we are in charge of that sea access too. We can ban chicken and fish imports, alongside tomato and onions imports.

Now read what you typed again and see whether you make any sense?
Romance / Re: She Gives Everybody But Me by Shormiey(m): 12:46pm On Feb 28, 2021
Op ti je ẹfọ riro.......abi na ẹwà agbonyin......You better wake up she is not sexually attracted to you
Celebrities / Re: The Interior Of Don Jazzy's New House In Lekki (Video, Photos) by Shormiey(m): 11:01am On Feb 28, 2021
Zzor:
Agbaya,his mates are showing off their cute kids and family.
What's your problem? Wetin dey worry you? Is it a must he marries? Ko pọndandan mehn.....kilo n shey lady yi gan....
Nairaland / General / Re: Help !! Victorian Is Dead ! Who Knows Her Family ? Her Neighbours Are Asking ! by Shormiey(m): 7:30pm On Feb 27, 2021
jasper83:
Guys its true ooo, i checked for her name on Facebook and her demise is already on her page. So sad.
Give me her Facebook page
Nairaland / General / Re: Help !! Victorian Is Dead ! Who Knows Her Family ? Her Neighbours Are Asking ! by Shormiey(m): 7:05pm On Feb 27, 2021
NextD18:

This isn't trolling. If I decide to post my picture here, it means I've decided to share my looks with strangers, while doing that... It'll be expected for people drop their views on how I look. These views will come in negative and also positive ways.

If we are to trace the thread she posted her picture, you'll also see people adoring her looks and saying positive things. Everyone must not have the same opinion about your pictures.

Late Victorian wasn't trolled. Una never see people wey don collect trolling on this forum.
I chatted with her on Nairaland last year and it was fun relating with her especially her mature way of responding......gush!!! Rest on because none of us is gonna remain on Earth.
Politics / Re: ‘Young Professionals’ Donate N10m For Tinubu 2023 Presidency by Shormiey(m): 12:16pm On Feb 27, 2021
Absolute rubbish
Romance / Re: Am I About To Make A Wrong Marital Choice? by Shormiey(m): 9:06am On Feb 25, 2021
kunkelhanspeter:
Guy man don see finish tire looking for a way to discharge and look for fresh puxxy sorry aunt
Something wey he never tasted .....
Crime / Re: How U.S. Will Recover $10.7 Million Restitution From Obinwanne Okeke by Shormiey(m): 8:41am On Feb 25, 2021
See money shocked
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Smashes Cheating Boyfriend's New Iphone 12, Plasma TV (photos) by Shormiey(m): 11:59pm On Feb 24, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




This type of well-trained guys are rare.
The type that have been brainwashed to accept the faulty cliché that a real man must never put a lady in her place even when the situation calls for it.

This is the omega-male type that will rather watch a lady stab him than lay a finger on her in self defence.

He should please apologize to her for hiding the knives from her in the heat of her rage.
He should also ask her to forgive him for not giving her his other ear to 'panel-beat'.

He should then take a loan and buy another TV set and IPhone to present to her for destruction as a proof of his repentance.

Every man needs a woman who loves and worships him. One who will never want to share or let them go.
So if an ordinary girlfriend loved him this much to go ballistic just because she found out he was cheating then he needs her in his life as his wife.

She is his wife material and he is our posterboy of a SIMPle mistake of a male.
You've said it all
Romance / Re: Help!!! How Do I Save My Fiancée From The Trauma Of Sexual Abuse By Her Uncle? by Shormiey(m): 11:56pm On Feb 24, 2021
MhizzAJ:
Nairalanders and all this una fake stories
How did you manage to know that it's a fake story?
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal: It Took Me 20 Minutes To Wear This Jean Despite Losing Weight by Shormiey(m): 11:53pm On Feb 24, 2021
Nonsense post sha
Politics / Re: Ijaws Reject Adoption Of Odua Anthem In Ondo by Shormiey(m): 10:39am On Feb 24, 2021
Fantasticcc:
Ondo is not a Yoruba state, Yorubas should be careful
Ode ni eh

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Health / Re: Can A Man With One Testicle Impregnate A Woman? by Shormiey(m): 11:16pm On Feb 23, 2021
With science it's impossible
Family / Re: My Fiancé Poured Hot Stew On Me After Discovering He Had Low Sperm Count: Lady by Shormiey(m): 11:11pm On Feb 23, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


It breaks my heart each time I read tales of gloom caused by low sperm count.

Sometimes you don't blame these women for bringing in bastards because the pressure to produce kids is mostly on the woman.
And to think that most of the men at the forefront of the DNA campaign have low sperm counts too.

I turned down an offer to help an influential impotent friend impregnate his wife because she had acute Strabismus (crossed eyes or "anya 4-30" as my people will call it.)
The thought of shagging a woman and one of her eyes is looking into your face while the other one is looking at the door scared the erection from my preek.

People in that category can use the herbal therapy below that was given to my friend by my then native doctor.

Drink 4 shots Kolaqalagbo bitters mixed with Tigernut and Uziza leave juice every morning just before you wee.
Eat Ogbono soup and amala made from Irish potato skin peels in the afternoon.
Then soak your preek in a cup of raw oats for 40 minutes before you go to bed.

Finally, while having sex...try to hold back your semen when ejaculating so that it can build up but if you fail and it shoots out, collect every drop of it, add it to raw akamu and drink it.
Do this for 3 months and you'd notice your scrotum will get bigger.

I don't know if it really works because my friend found out his wife was 4 months' pregnant two months after he began this herbal therapy.
Baba is high on weed, nwayanwu weed undecided
Romance / Re: Saphhiere Weds Mosdii by Shormiey(m): 9:15am On Feb 22, 2021
Mosdii wey be misogynist...na one day he go kill that sapphiere.....

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mercy Aigbe Loses Again As Iyabo Ojo Wins Best Dressed At 14th Headies by Shormiey(m): 6:45am On Feb 22, 2021
Good for her
Politics / Re: How Former Governor Rochas Okorocha Was Arrested Today by Shormiey(m): 6:43am On Feb 22, 2021
This man is really a troublemaker
Crime / Re: See What People Did To a Man Who Pretend To Be Mad In Abuja by Shormiey(m): 6:40am On Feb 22, 2021
.....joke
Politics / Re: Anambra 2021: Ebonyi Ambassadors Movement Preaches Against Violence. by Shormiey(m): 6:39am On Feb 22, 2021
Hmmmm
Romance / Re: Man Caught His Girlfriend With Another Man In An Eatery Then This Happens -video by Shormiey(m): 6:30am On Feb 22, 2021
sapphiere:
I swear. Whether business lunch or not, a real man doesn't act this way. This looks like what a NL boy would do.
Why do you keep shouting "NL" boy, em.don do you strong things before....?
Romance / Re: Man Snatches Wig And Slippers He Gave Girlfriend After Seeing Her With A Man by Shormiey(m): 6:26am On Feb 22, 2021
Stale news
Family / Re: My Friend’s Wife Is Cheating by Shormiey(m): 6:15pm On Feb 21, 2021
Hardtalk:
Do your investigation properly, get your facts right and get a colleague or friend of yours to act anonymously in telling her husband.

Do not be involved directly.
Nice one......

Celebrities / Re: Inside Kim Kardashian & Kanye West $2bn Divorce, From Property To Supercars (Pix by Shormiey(m): 2:43pm On Feb 21, 2021
pocohantas:


But it is the truth na. This is not a problem for 95.316% of homebased Nigerian men.
You take style wicked oooo grin

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Celebrities / Re: Oluwadamilare: Shina Peter To Care For Funmi Martins’ Son (Video) by Shormiey(m): 8:07pm On Feb 20, 2021
ALISMILE:
Any man who isn't scared of women is a foooool
Particularly Yoruba women, fear them if you know what is good for you as a man

Till date am still looking to see if there's one Yoruba woman devoid of any duplicitous tendency
I've not seen even a single one
Ode grin
Romance / Re: Another Reason Why I'll Never Get Married. by Shormiey(m): 7:55pm On Feb 20, 2021
Lizzydonnah:
I thought they signed a prenup?
That's what I'm thinking too and besides it's a contract marriage...
Romance / Re: Another Reason Why I'll Never Get Married. by Shormiey(m): 7:54pm On Feb 20, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


Don't get married nah. Who your non-married life epp?

As if any lady will even marry you.

Mtchewww.
You seem pained ...but why.....

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Health / Re: Harmattan In February: Nigerians React by Shormiey(m): 1:57pm On Feb 19, 2021
Hmmmmm grin
Crime / Re: Hakeem Odumosu Vows To Tackle Domestic Violence As Husband Beats Wife To Deat by Shormiey(m): 6:41am On Feb 18, 2021
petertamtam6:
Yorobbers on the beat grin
You get brain so undecided
Family / Re: I Finally Took My Children For DNA Test (part 2) by Shormiey(m): 5:10pm On Feb 17, 2021
BluntCrazeMan:
OK THEN.!!!






I guess the whole story ends here.!!
Congrats Bro.
Go Home And Be Happy.
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(Let me Not Just imagine what you would have done if any of the tests turned out NEGATIVE..)

grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Omar Farouq: Teenager Convicted Of Blasphemy In Kano Jets Out Of Nigeria by Shormiey(m): 3:00pm On Feb 16, 2021
Final escape at last

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Romance / Re: Guys, Would You Marry A Lady Who Smokes? by Shormiey(m): 4:54am On Feb 16, 2021
MejiLoyon:

Yes



If she's smoking hot...hehehe
Habits don't matter, if love dey there why the hell not?
Na she go kill you last last

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