₦airaland Forum

Zzor:
Yes,its your responsibility to provide for her or do you want another guy to help you do your work?

Just girlfriend?.....you are not making sense, Olohun.

Kaduna1stson:
If you are hoping on importation to fill the gap, remember that we run the borders, we can close Seme again plus other southern land borders.

We can handpick the foods to be imported from the ports because we are in charge of that sea access too. We can ban chicken and fish imports, alongside tomato and onions imports.

Now read what you typed again and see whether you make any sense?

Op ti je ẹfọ riro.......abi na ẹwà agbonyin......You better wake up she is not sexually attracted to you

Zzor:
Agbaya,his mates are showing off their cute kids and family.

What's your problem? Wetin dey worry you? Is it a must he marries? Ko pọndandan mehn.....kilo n shey lady yi gan....

jasper83:
Guys its true ooo, i checked for her name on Facebook and her demise is already on her page. So sad.

Give me her Facebook page

NextD18:
This isn't trolling. If I decide to post my picture here, it means I've decided to share my looks with strangers, while doing that... It'll be expected for people drop their views on how I look. These views will come in negative and also positive ways.

If we are to trace the thread she posted her picture, you'll also see people adoring her looks and saying positive things. Everyone must not have the same opinion about your pictures.

Late Victorian wasn't trolled. Una never see people wey don collect trolling on this forum.

I chatted with her on Nairaland last year and it was fun relating with her especially her mature way of responding......gush!!! Rest on because none of us is gonna remain on Earth.

Absolute rubbish

kunkelhanspeter:
Guy man don see finish tire looking for a way to discharge and look for fresh puxxy sorry aunt

Something wey he never tasted .....

See money

NwaAmaikpe:





This type of well-trained guys are rare.
The type that have been brainwashed to accept the faulty cliché that a real man must never put a lady in her place even when the situation calls for it.

This is the omega-male type that will rather watch a lady stab him than lay a finger on her in self defence.

He should please apologize to her for hiding the knives from her in the heat of her rage.
He should also ask her to forgive him for not giving her his other ear to 'panel-beat'.

He should then take a loan and buy another TV set and IPhone to present to her for destruction as a proof of his repentance.

Every man needs a woman who loves and worships him. One who will never want to share or let them go.
So if an ordinary girlfriend loved him this much to go ballistic just because she found out he was cheating then he needs her in his life as his wife.

She is his wife material and he is our posterboy of a SIMPle mistake of a male.

You've said it all

MhizzAJ:
Nairalanders and all this una fake stories

How did you manage to know that it's a fake story?

Nonsense post sha

Fantasticcc:
Ondo is not a Yoruba state, Yorubas should be careful

Ode ni eh

With science it's impossible

NwaAmaikpe:



It breaks my heart each time I read tales of gloom caused by low sperm count.

Sometimes you don't blame these women for bringing in bastards because the pressure to produce kids is mostly on the woman.
And to think that most of the men at the forefront of the DNA campaign have low sperm counts too.

I turned down an offer to help an influential impotent friend impregnate his wife because she had acute Strabismus (crossed eyes or "anya 4-30" as my people will call it.)
The thought of shagging a woman and one of her eyes is looking into your face while the other one is looking at the door scared the erection from my preek.

People in that category can use the herbal therapy below that was given to my friend by my then native doctor.

Drink 4 shots Kolaqalagbo bitters mixed with Tigernut and Uziza leave juice every morning just before you wee.
Eat Ogbono soup and amala made from Irish potato skin peels in the afternoon.
Then soak your preek in a cup of raw oats for 40 minutes before you go to bed.

Finally, while having sex...try to hold back your semen when ejaculating so that it can build up but if you fail and it shoots out, collect every drop of it, add it to raw akamu and drink it.
Do this for 3 months and you'd notice your scrotum will get bigger.

I don't know if it really works because my friend found out his wife was 4 months' pregnant two months after he began this herbal therapy.

Baba is high on weed, nwayanwu weed

Mosdii wey be misogynist...na one day he go kill that sapphiere.....

Good for her

This man is really a troublemaker

.....joke

Hmmmm

sapphiere:
I swear. Whether business lunch or not, a real man doesn't act this way. This looks like what a NL boy would do.

Why do you keep shouting "NL" boy, em.don do you strong things before....?

Stale news

Hardtalk:
Do your investigation properly, get your facts right and get a colleague or friend of yours to act anonymously in telling her husband.

Do not be involved directly.

Nice one......

pocohantas:
But it is the truth na. This is not a problem for 95.316% of homebased Nigerian men.

You take style wicked oooo

ALISMILE:
Any man who isn't scared of women is a foooool
Particularly Yoruba women, fear them if you know what is good for you as a man

Till date am still looking to see if there's one Yoruba woman devoid of any duplicitous tendency
I've not seen even a single one

Ode

Lizzydonnah:
I thought they signed a prenup?

That's what I'm thinking too and besides it's a contract marriage...

Sixfeetbelle:
Don't get married nah. Who your non-married life epp?

As if any lady will even marry you.

Mtchewww.

You seem pained ...but why.....

Hmmmmm

petertamtam6:
Yorobbers on the beat

You get brain so

BluntCrazeMan:
OK THEN.!!!






I guess the whole story ends here.!!
Congrats Bro.
Go Home And Be Happy.
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(Let me Not Just imagine what you would have done if any of the tests turned out NEGATIVE..)

Final escape at last

MejiLoyon:
Yes



If she's smoking hot...hehehe
Habits don't matter, if love dey there why the hell not?

Na she go kill you last last