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Celebrities / Re: I Dreamt Peter Obi Won 2023 Presidential Election - BBNaija’s Mercy Eke by Shormiey(m): 4:01pm On Nov 25, 2022
EBMedia:
Season four winner of the Big Brother Naija show, Mercy Eke, has said that she dreamt that the presidential candidate of the Labour Party, Peter Obi, won the 2023 election, IGBERETV reports.

She said this via her verified Twitter handle on Thursday.

She tweeted,



https://twitter.com/real_mercyeke/status/1595822939491926017?t=f_CyykWP8AnJK3dVkKBNQQ&s=19
Who dash this one dream......fake ass bitch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 0 ) - Live by Shormiey(m): 9:27pm On Oct 19, 2022
Shey this mode dey sleep ni? Update score now

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Celebrities / Re: Court Discharges, Acquits Seun Egbegbe After Spending 42 Months In Prison by Shormiey(m): 4:38pm On Oct 12, 2022
shocked
Travel / Re: This Deer Was Killed After Flood Forced It Out Of Its Habitat In Delta by Shormiey(m): 10:44pm On Oct 10, 2022
PointZerom:
Cook and eat no Wahala grin
Em kill one of their ancestors..
Romance / Re: Should I Forget About My Standard And Take The Risk? by Shormiey(m): 9:57pm On Oct 08, 2022
Ehmmah588:
From your write up,you said she's from a poor family Abi??...Oga high standard did it occur to you that she too would have wanted to enter the university but opted for third choice cos of funds??..You said yourself that she's hardworking..Have you asked her how she was able to finish her NCE degree of 4 yrs?? I'm sure if you do you'll discover she alone footed the bills with her teaching job by going for part time studies.....Guy forget that shit of "she's from a poor family" talk. You're an adult so if you're scared of her family demanding from you,clear her now that your cash is yours alone and you can give or choose not to give....

She even be virgin..guy no let me swear for you ooo....marry that girl or you'll share my kinda story of how I lost a good girl
Op this is a legit advise .......

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Romance / Re: My Ex Proposed Love To Me Again by Shormiey(m): 9:44pm On Oct 08, 2022
Preciousgirl:


Thank s

Men are dogs In deed
How are your puppies? But please modify your reasoning about men we ain't the same.
Politics / Re: Women Hold Solidarity Walk For Tinubu In Abeokuta (Video) by Shormiey(m): 1:56pm On Sep 30, 2022
Em don give them 1000.....awon weyrey iya arugbo.
Travel / Re: One-Way Driver Kills Pedestrian In Lagos (Pictures) by Shormiey(m): 1:51pm On Sep 30, 2022
OsuIgboIpob:
These bastard lawless goats have destroyed a lot. They've ruined a lot of dreams.
My 89 years old uncle was killed by one of them. Even though he was aged, he doesn't deserve to die like that. It was an hit-and-run driver that killed him...


Again, I want government to impose at least 15 years imprisonment and vehicle confiscation to all one-way traffic offenders.
No mercy
No please
A one-way traffic offender is not different from an armed robber.


WHERE ARE THOSE PIGS WRITING RUBBISH THE OTHER DAY, WHEN SOME VEHICLES WERE AUCTIONED?

E NOR GO BETTER FOR ALL OF UNA.
BASTARDS!
I like as they auction all those vehicles.....let all of them be talking rubbish....

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Business / Re: See Why Loan App Operators Disgrace Most Of Their Customers by Shormiey(m): 6:57pm On Sep 29, 2022
Ahmback:
me na mtn and glo i wan borrow from. Then i go break dat sim.
those bast.ards too dey rob in broad day light


MTN na thief I swear......em go just clear data like say na water.......

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Travel / Re: Lagos Tests The Blue Rail Train Service (Video) by Shormiey(m): 7:28am On Sep 28, 2022
FalseProphet1:
Nigeria with a population of over 200m people is celebrating rail transportation as an achievement in 2022. When countries like Scotland and other European countries with less resources and less than 6m population have far more advanced trains and don't even make a sound.

With our population and resources, Nigeria should be rubbing shoulders with USA, Russia, China and Co. But no, we've choose to remain a 3rd world country that's why rail transportation will always call for jubilations. And give us energy to defend those looting us dry.

Africa is truly a shit hole...

This I have seen.

Shithole is an understatement
Crime / Re: Mary Odunayo Nwachukwu Declared Missing In Lagos (Photo) by Shormiey(m): 7:24am On Sep 28, 2022
lamstands:
They should check the possible nearest bus stop from her house,if there is any CCTV around to get the first bus or type of car she might have enter . Mostly if a bank is around them. It would be great to inform the police to use the Saturday CCTV footage

CCTV in ikorodu.....are you a joke factory or what?
Crime / Re: Mary Odunayo Nwachukwu Declared Missing In Lagos (Photo) by Shormiey(m): 7:22am On Sep 28, 2022
Innocentman86:

I'm a yoruba Muslim.
My parents are actually from ijebu ode the home of all manners of skull miners and ritualissm.
When Lagos was stolen from the ijaws and Benin my great grand dad took a large lands there from the ijaws and told us to liar that we are form Lagos.
That is why I support those who says Lagos is a no man's land.
You talk too much bro....you didn't read your history book very well.



Go and read how Lagos came into existence.
Politics / Re: 2023: Former Arewa Youth President, Balami Dumps APC For Labor Party by Shormiey(m): 7:12am On Sep 28, 2022
obembet:
I remember this formula in mathematics.

APC is Evil party with Evil members

According to Obi supporters, LP is good party with good members

There, let me represent evil with Negative (-)

And good with Positive (+)

+x- = -

-x+ = -

So with this small Mathematics, does APC to LP worth celebrations?

Anyway, Congratulations to LP and Obi supporters for thier new members.

The earlier you guys wake up from ur slumber and support Atiku, the beta.

Fulani will not abandoned Thier brother for another tribe.

Wake up

Atiku 2023

Ogbeni gbenu sohun....Atiku ko Atiku ni.
Romance / Re: Lady Poses With N10m, Other Goodies Her Man Gifted Her As Apology To Her (Pix) by Shormiey(m): 7:26pm On Sep 21, 2022
An opportunity to cheat on her again.....she will never be happy in this loveless relationship
Politics / Re: Reactions As Hausa Lady Emerges Assembly Candidate For Calabar South (Pix) by Shormiey(m): 12:30pm On Sep 17, 2022
JASONjnr:
They've succeeded to enter Calabar....


Just like we have it in the North, very soon, they'll claim that Cross river is a Christian/Muslim state....


And like we have it in Lagos and Plateau, the Islamic fight will soon emerge....
Gbenusohun
Romance / Re: Lady Sets On Fire The Cheap Wig Her Boyfriend Purchased For Her (Photos, Video) by Shormiey(m): 10:07pm On Sep 16, 2022
Totilopussylick:


Na you sabi tongue
Too much weed
Romance / Re: Lady Sets On Fire The Cheap Wig Her Boyfriend Purchased For Her (Photos, Video) by Shormiey(m): 9:54pm On Sep 16, 2022
Totilopussylick:
grin when cheap boyfriend want to play with high-class lady tongue


You dey read wetin you type.....which one is cheap boyfriend.....if you read the story well the dude no sabi what wig is all about...it's not as if he is broke.

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Travel / Re: Huge Meteor Spotted Burning Up Over Scotland And Northern Ireland (video) by Shormiey(m): 9:49pm On Sep 16, 2022
Fira09:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMjgI0pVLEU



SOURCE
Finally it will land in Akure-owo expressway las las

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Travel / Re: Which States Have The Best Capital Cities In Nigeria? by Shormiey(m): 9:47pm On Sep 16, 2022
Osariemen12:
If I consider my origin, I'll give it to Benin.

Indifferent opinion it is Owerri, Jos, Uyo, Enugu, Port Harcourt, Kaduna, Calabar, Maiduguri, Kano and Sokoto in that order. Ikeja, just like any other part of Lagos, sucks.
You sure never being to Ikeja ....you know nothing about Lagos....you use to watch video or from news.....say no more Ikeja na number one.
Health / Re: Meet Princess Dr. Mercy Seaphrora Uwakwe, Nigerian -american Medical Doctor by Shormiey(m): 9:08pm On Sep 15, 2022
Why she white like Michael Jackson.....bleaching too much.
Events / Re: Woman Serves Guests Herbal Mix-(agbo Jedi),at A Party In UK by Shormiey(m): 8:48pm On Sep 15, 2022
Dialpad:
Naija .... isn't that kind of stuff illegal ?

What's illegal? Wetin you dey vomit like this?
Family / Re: Toddler Takes 'Demonic' Doll Everywhere She Goes, Making Other Kids Cry (photos) by Shormiey(m): 7:49pm On Sep 15, 2022
gfon:
Omo this girl go wicked lol
She looked wicked already
Travel / Re: Asian Crew Killed 2 Stowaway Nigerians On Japanese Ship, Threw Some Into Sea by Shormiey(m): 1:45pm On Sep 15, 2022
Acidosis:


You don't have a choice. You have to like them. Your phone was produced by a Chinese man.
Who give a Bleep about it?
Travel / Re: Asian Crew Killed 2 Stowaway Nigerians On Japanese Ship, Threw Some Into Sea by Shormiey(m): 10:30pm On Sep 14, 2022
Don't like those Chinese for anything....bastards

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Health / Re: What To Know About Testicular Torsion (TT) by Shormiey(m): 11:39am On Sep 14, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Grab my weed to read



The mother should relax...a female friend who is a nurse don first tell me say one ball can impregnate a woman anyday anytime twice on a woman's ovulation period
Chairman...
Celebrities / Re: Kiddwaya And His Oyinbo Fiancée Having A Nice Time Together In The UK by Shormiey(m): 11:16am On Sep 14, 2022
crafteck:
No matter what you do in in life as a man, kindly runaway from I NEVA CHOP WOMEN they come in many guises and sometimes hide under woke umbrella, adjust your mentality and dont be intimidated by their shenanigans, dont be oppressed by class they try to form by getting high iphones, next to nothing almost naked designer clothes,hair etc, most of them no fit chop for 3 days if dem never NAK them silly.... Nobody should say im talking about nairaland, owerri, anambra, lagos or lekki girls ooooo. Infact na only hausa girls i see wey both rich and poor dey modest... High percentage in all west, east and center... Na bambiala dem de take survive till the day one unfortunate being go wife them.
Gbas gbos left right and center....etibinu
Politics / Re: Tinubu Replies Peter Obi: You’re Not My Doctor, I’m Fit To Run For Presidency by Shormiey(m): 9:37am On Sep 14, 2022
No be tinubu talk am....na all this supporters....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona UCL (2 - 0) On 13th September 2022 by Shormiey(m): 9:31pm On Sep 13, 2022
Barca sunwo Nina.....
Foreign Affairs / Re: Namibia Is One Of The World's Emptiest Countries (Photos) by Shormiey(m): 9:28am On Jul 27, 2022
SmartPolician:
2.5 million is not even up to the population of most states in Nigeria. I think they need more human beings to utilize their enormous landmass.

Therefore, they should come to Nigeria and take some useless Nigerians, especially those who support a senile drug dealer with a questionable name and state of origin. They should work in plantations using old farm tools.
Shey e fagbo ni? Abi Igbo yi yin lori ni.

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Religion / Re: Physically Challenged Woman Who Claimed Her Baby Got Missing In Church Confesses by Shormiey(m): 9:11am On Jul 27, 2022
Faithfiled:
The woman should be arrested and prosecuted let's see if she won't change her confession
Can't you see that it's staged....
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija Season 7 should be postponed till after 2023 election by Shormiey(m): 10:00pm On Jul 23, 2022
SadiqBabaSani:
Organizers of BBN has prepared this show to distract the offline/online momentum of the Obi-Datti Movement.

This is the time to test the Zeal of the Obi Followers.

Liberation from this demonic occultic slavery won't be easy

I support it...that program is shitty


Ipade awon Ashewo lipsrsealed
TV/Movies / Re: Ebuka's Outfit At The Premiere Of BBNaija Season 7 by Shormiey(m): 9:55pm On Jul 23, 2022
They don start ipade awon ashewo

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